What's a good algorithm for fucking bitches?
Easy. Behold:
Title: Learning Slow Sex With Youmu
Series: Touhou Project
Artist: Mirino, 100yenMoFA
Pages: 27 pages
Description:
Rough sex is nice and all, but how about some slow sex every now and then? This guy tries it out on Youmu with excellent results.
>>51926565
It actually exists. Thanks anon.
>>51926615
Godspeed familia
>>51926516
ARISTOTLE THINKS TOO HIGHLY OF MEN
I KNOW A LOT OF NIGGERS WHO DONT DESIRE TO KNOW SHIT
>>51926636
Literal autistic interpretation.
Even the lowliest of niggers desire to know, they simply want to know different things than what you expect. Niggas desire to know how to acquire wealth, bitches, and so on.
>>51926565
You are an honorable man senpai
>>51926636
Niggers are subhuman therefore not men
>>51926516
I see you haven't yet been made aware of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. Let me help you.
>>51926516
You need quick sort for that!
>>51926516while chillin;
do them("bitches")
dasitmane
>>51927129
Don't do too many of them bitches or else they'll find out about each other and smash your thinkpad
>>51926565
this is the hottest thing i ever saw, I wish guys would treat us like this
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
>>51928009
that only works on the alpha release
>>51926565
How would you know this works?
I gotta remember this if I ever get laid and the grill is worth some effort.
>>51926516
groom yourself and just talk to them... control your spaghetti and pick someone who is in your league.
there are no shortcuts to success which is what algorithms are all about.
>>51926516
Chad alpha = new Chad();
boolean erectiledisfunction = false;
while !erectiledisfunction
Slut girl = new Slut();
girl = findBitches(alpha); //findBitches is a search algorithm which seeks sluts in a variety of places such as clubs, it requires a Chad
//note we assume that since we have a Chad, attraction is guaranteed.
PrivatePlace location = new PrivatePlace();
alpha.bringGirl(slut,location); //brings girl to private place
if (alpha.getLocation().equals(slut.getLocation()))
{
alpha.bendOver(slut);
while(slut.getBentOver() == true && chad.getClimax() == false)
{
alpha.pound(slut);
if(alpha.conditionsMet() == true)
{
alpha.setClimax(true);
}
}
if(alpha.betaStatus()==true)
{
erectiledisfunction == true;
}
}
Ayy Java.
>>51927709
L O N D O N
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>>51929423
this looks like it took far longer to produce than it was worth.
not even funny. 1 out of ten
