My mom wants to know what I would like for christmas, help me /g/!
Dragon Dildo
Dragon Dildo
>>51911245
Dragon Dildo
Dragon Dildo
I'm a 110 pounds gonna need something a little smaller than that
>>51911306
Doesn't matter, your anus will adjust
>>51911280
my mom would never get me one of those
>>51911314
I was thinking something a little more useful
Reported for underage.
Read the rules, all of 4chan is 18+
This.
>>51911306
Lizard dildo?
Dragon Dildo
>>51911377
im 20
>>51911334
Dragon Fleshlight
>>51911386
I have this already
>>51911530
Donation to the FSF then.
it would be nice if somebody would recommend something
>>51911567
If you dont know what you need, then you don't need it
>>51911567
A SSD
>>51911245
guns are technology aren't they?
get one of those.
then rid the world of your horrid shitposts.
please and thank you
>>51911245
a skirt and thighhighs
>>51911813
This, ask for a gun. I never know what the fuck I want either so my parent's just get me a gun every year.
>>51911925
>This, ask for a gun. I never know what the fuck I want either so my parent's just get me a gun every year.
Ask to fuck your mom
>>51911891
and a choker.
Dragon dildo
>>51911925
Maybe they want to tell you something.
>>51912003
if your mom is hot, you are too young to be on /g/.
go do ur homework
I asked for a 240V extention cord and tracksuit bottoms.
Tell her you want her to live long and healthy, anon.
My mom passed away recently and I'm still depressed.
Oh for fuck's sake, I thought it was "my wife's son", now the fucking son shows up.
>>51912006
And a tailplug
>>51912296
AND MY AXE!
You're more than likely a greasy neckbearded virgin so just ask for a high end hooker. Then promptly off yourself live streaming it.
>>51912200
Do this, mothers are treasures.
Also see if this gives you any good ideas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3oHidoDR5c
