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On your linux computer:
>create a file called vpenis.sh
>paste this into it#!/bin/bash
echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/'; cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep MHz|awk '{print $4"/30 + ";}'; free|grep ^Mem |awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -k -x nfs | grep -v 1k | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/sd"){ s+= $2 } s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'
>run it (for example: bash vpenis.sh)
>report results
My server (i7, 8GB, 4TB etc): 481.8 cm
My laptop (i5, 8GB, 128GB): 206.3 cm
Note: do it as a regular user, restricted user, in a sandbox or whatever, if you're worried. They are just basic linux commands.
ALL MY FILES ARE GONE WTF
AMD shitbox: 232.7 cm
backup server: 324.0 cm
>>51903302
don't run this
it will delete all your programs
>>51903325
>>51903771
>my result was smaller
bump for more deleted files.
>>51903325
>>51903771
>lol dunt try zis it ruinz da filez xDDDDDDD
Do you even bash?
>>51903771
I'm not even a linux expert but I know how to fucking read
the command is Echo which will have the system report something. There's no delete or remove in there at all you dumb shit
1604.7cm
Well, that was fun...
>>51903302
>tfw when had to install bc
158.2 cm
>>51904747
Did you run it on some storage server or something
why not make it mirror real life penis sizes?
my server got 1067.5cm
>>51904791
Are you running a busybox based distro or something?
>>51904926
He did. The impossibly painful size is the real reason Linux users don't get women. They can smell the stench of money on us, but realize our massive size from our confidence, and they run in fear.
>>51903302
>My laptop (i5, 8GB, 128GB): 206.3 cm
251.4cm on my almost 7 year old laptop. WTF.
1163.3cm server.
Can't test gaming PC because it's laying in pieces all over the place.
>>51903302
69 cm
Do I win?
>>51905043
Totaly not
>>51903302
>rm -rf /
>>51905461
is this ratpoison? how do you get that line in terminal?
>>51905597
Fish I think. Not him.
>>51905597
Are you talking about my prompt ?
Here it isPS1="\[\e[0;35m\]┌─[\[\e[0;32m\]\u\[\e[0;35m\]]\[\e[0m\]:\[\e[0;32m\]\w\[\e[0;35m\]\n\[\e[0;35m\]└──\[\e[0;35m\]──╼[\[\e[5;34m\]\$\[\e[0;35m\]]\[\e[0m\] "
The \n jump to the next line
All the \[\e[0;$$m\] are color codes
\[\e[0m\] reset colors
\$ get a $ for user and # for root
\u get the user name
\w get the current directory
and then you can add ASCII characters
And nop like it says on screenfecth I'm using dwm plus the moveresize patch
Left is raspberry pi b+ aka my server. Right is Debian on 2009 MacBook Pro c2duo 2.57ghz 4gb ram.
>>51905461
What's up with that font bro?
>>51906869
I don't know, I've almost given up on fixing it.
My terminals fonts fuck up, I don't understand what's happening but it doesn't use the ones I'm configuring and just revert to some default one or just fuck it up
>>51907044
What terminal are you using?
396.1cm on my desktop
kden
