ITT things that would exist if God were real
A usable Linux distro.
>>51894737
/thread
Im pretty sure you could do that with a mouse with programmable buttons on it, or set up a macro on a keyboard or something
>>51894737
BTFO
>>51894737
Linux is usable, meme harder.
My gf
>>51894751
On Linux (full: X11+GNU+Linux) when you select something it automatically gets in the system clipboard.
Pressing middle click will paste the contents on any window, and it works even if you had deselected the text before.
>>51894735
Why move your hand away from the keyboard when ctrlc/v are right there?
>>51894735
But God-sama is real anon-kun~ Y-you're not some heretic right?
>>51894805
I didn't know about this until one of my coworkers showed me the other day. It's pretty great, and it lets you copy paste into things like urxvt.
An app for Windows Phones
>>51894819
if God rid the world of evil*
>>51894805
there's tons of ways to do this on any windows OS going back a decade (at least) too, this isn't a linux specific thing and scriptable hotkeys or macros or whatever you want to call them have been around forever
>>51894735
vagina transplants
>>51894735
How is this superior to ctrl+c and ctrl+v? Wouldn't moving your hand off to the side of the keyboard take more time?
Because Control C/V is too hard...
>>51894737
ChromeOS
Some Chromebooks also have a copy-paste button on their function keys.
>>51894894
OH MY GOD YOU JUST CHANGED MY LIFE!
>>51894737
Nope God for once is doing it right. Keeping Linux a shit so nobody goes to it except retards and autistic weebo faggots, thus leaving the rest of the OS market for normalfags.
>>51894894
This. There are multiple shortcuts built in already. It's just that no one knows about them.
>>51894910
>>51894940
what? i thought everyone knew about ctrl+c and v?
>>51894894
>>51894879
>>51894811
OP is probably an Arch user who spends his life entirely in terminal so he can't use ctrl+c / ctrl+b, and his fat sausage fingers can't hit shift+insert / ctrl+insert precicely.
>>51894894
>TFW my two gamer buttons on the side are remapped to SHIFT and CONTROL
>>51894735
>things that would exist if God were real
>Caps Lock
You are full of shit.
>>51894737
Found the retard
>>51894921
God did it right, made shit smelly so others do not fiddle with it. Feels good to fiddle my diddle on feces.
>>51894910
>>51894940
...is this real? How the fuck do you find yourself on a tech forum online without knowing about the most basic keyboard shortcuts?
>>51894735
That's just stupid though.
>>51894819
Shut up pedo
>>51894735
Sun workstation keyboards actually have copy and paste buttons.
>>51894735
>analog wheel
>can go around 360 degrees
>two hard mapped functions
there's a reason as to why this didn't happen
>>51894735
Cough Cough *marco* cough cough
>>51896138
who's marco?
*unzips vagina*
>>51894910
>>51894910
bait.mp5
>>51895638
>>51894965
>>51896181
>>51894910
you can stop samefagging now
>>51896151
This time, xkcd said something right and funny;
>It's fun to watch browsers fumblingly recapitulate the history of window management.
>>51896229
Browsers are actual operating systems at this point.
>>51894980
>his fat sausage fingers
>ctrl+b
kek
>>51896238
It's interesting; should websites be separate apps at this point handled by an external settings framework?
>>51896208
fail again anon :((
>>51894805
>On Linux (full: X11+GNU+Linux) when you select something it automatically gets in the system clipboard.
Wat
Not working for me (Latest Mint)
>>51896328
Oh nvm using middle mouse pastes it. I was trying CTRL + V
Good shit thanks
>>51896298
At the very first they should be js centric and not html centric.
"Hopefully" wasm will change a lot of things, because we are really at a point where everything is just a hack of a hack.
why not simply put it on a mouse?
a mouse with 5 buttons you can use the side buttons for that, works fine for me.
>>51896492
>wasm
>wanting your pc to run compiled code when you click a link
>>51894735
lol wut? let me...
On Linux (full: X11+GNU+Linux) when you select something it automatically gets in the system clipboard.
WOW
Anon is not providin BS, but truth, at least on Debian x64 + Mate
>>51896572
>minified/generated js isn't unreadable enough to count as "compiled"
>>51894829
What is Shift+Ctrl+V
>>51894805
>>51896646
wrong quote :D
>>51894735
4chan....oh wait
>>51896650
A keyboard combination that takes too much effort for something as simple as pasting
a /g/ board populated with people interested in technology, not obsessed with consumer technology consumption.
a /v/ board populated with people that enjoy video games rather than people filled with a void they can't fill with videogames anymore and do so with petty drama
a permanent, one way block to 4chan access.
>>51896316
nice photoshop, samefag
>>51894980
>shift+insert / ctrl+insert
what is this, MS-DOS?
This desu senpai baka
>>51894737
lmao
>>51896737
>Photoshop
Or just edit html
>>51894802
unappreciated comment
>>51894737
>what is Android
>>51894805
Holy fuck...
>>51896792
htmlcuckolds pls
>>51894737
absolute savage
>>51894737
Based aero plane.
>>51894791
Just a stranger on the bus, trying to find his way home.
>>51894802
:^(
>>51896799
>what is Android
A malware infested, virus ridden, data mining platform created by a advertising company.
>>51896880
So what's windows and os x?
>>51894980
wtf man
> ctrl+shift+c/v
>>51894737
This :'(
>>51894735
genius!
>>51897292
Is that keyboard wearing pantsu?
>>51897292
>literally says 'zoom' above it
>>51894735
This gif makes me angry as fuck thanks /g/ you continuously make me angry even when I accidentally fucking come here.
>>51894737
No mercy
>>51894735
>what are keyboard shortcuts?
Do you really need to have keys for everything?
I'm guessing you also have one of those gaming mouses that look like a Rubik's Borg cube with 100 buttons on every side.
>>51894980
ctrl+shift is easier with sausage fingers, but OP probably rearranged all his keys so his ctrl is where backspace is supposed to be and he's switched shift with F2 or something.
But he can configure it to whatever if he's using Arch. If he's a macfag, he can buy a $20 app that will let him configure his shortcuts 10 times. Or if he's a Wangblows user, he can just download free pwnme.exe from wehaxxxor-u.ru and copy a missing dll file from dllhax.ro to his machine and 20 people will be able to do it along with him, or if he updates regularly, he can ask someone from Microsoft or NSA to do it for him.
>>51897347
n-no
>>51897355
it's useless and slow, it's not even analog like it appears to be. just a slider button really, if you need to zoom ctrl+mouswheel is way faster and more convenient than this piece of shit
>>51897347
This is exactly what I thought.
>>51894735
>ITT things that would exist if God were real
Modern videogame developers who support OpenGL
>>51897410
That will never happen because Nvidia cheats with ever API it deals with. That and opengl is a mess that needs to be forgotten (hurry up vulkan!).
>>51894819
It's either God or Anime.
Choose wisely.
>>51897410
>Tfw waiting on Vulkan.
>>51896138
polo?
>>51896316
(you)?
>>51896492
>wasm
>binary format for the web
how fucking horrifying
enjoy your security issues
>>51897410
SOURCE
>>51897410
Holy crap, source please on this. I couldn't contain my laughter.
>>51897596
ググル
>>51897596
>>51897625
Just FYI it's not porn.
>>51894737
>winning this hard
>>51897652
That's exactly why I want to know.
>>51897654
you could call it an "epic" win
his post number was even over 9000 xD
>>51897489
Easy choice. Also, anime is real.
>>51897596
>>51897652
Wow, I thought that guy was just very excited that the source engine uses opengl.
>>51894802
le sad faise : ^ (
A 1 petabyte microSD card.
>>51897719
>microsd
it breaks in 2 months
>>51897732
I've had one for 4 years and still running.
Working AMD drivers.
Accurate charts and marketing slides from nVidia.
Decent headsets.
Decent mechanical keyboards that don't look like they're from the 80s and dont have LED and gaming slapped all over them.
Competitive CPU market.
No botnets.
A decent browser and media player.
>>51897743
just roll with the meme you loser
>>51896342
actually in Linux you get two clipboards in most window managers. Select+central click, and Ctrl+C/V...
>>51896648
>JS beautifiers don't exist
>>51894735
A world without botnet.exe
>>51894735
a decent white country that didn't feel obligated to let thousands of sandniggers in
>>51897894
This.
>>51894819
>god-sama
kami-sama* if youre gonna be a weeb get the japashit right.
>>51894737
God damn
>>51897894
>>51897901
Why are you mad? They can't steal your white anime waifu.
>>51897968
i just don't want to get stabbed for inadvertently wandering into a sharia zone t͏bh
>>51894829
>urxvt
loonixers will defend idiotic, unhelpful program names like this
>>51898022
Robert's X Virtual Terminal - Unicode
>>51896151
THIS. omg
>>51894735
Nice webdev keyboard.
>>51897923
>kami-sama
>lord paper
>>51894819
I'll just do what the japs do and absorb and religion's god into my own pantheon of kami.
>>51896151
Hopefully Edge will have this feature soon because of the big switch soon with Win 10 users.
>>51898419
Kami can mean god, paper, and hair. Context is everything in speech nigga.
>>51897667
linuxfag btfo so hard his anus is still bleeding
>>51896905
>So what's windows and os x?
Windows is a malware infested, virus ridden, data mining platform created by a NSA front company. OS X is is a malware infested, virus ridden, data mining platform created for people that eat shit with their own hands.
>>51898786
Nice memes!
>>51894735
Cut, Copy, and Paste should have places on an updated design for the standard keyboard.
The abomination in your photo should not.
>>51894737
/thread
>>51894737
God forsook Linux though
Its all about templeOS
>>51896151
Hmm. Looks better but less user friendly unless you have like 20 tabs open. But I trust you it is the future, just like the change between windows xp and windows seven when it comes to the taskbar.
>>51896151
Treestyle tabs had this functionality.
Attractive three-dimensional women.
>>51897410
To anyone wondering what cartoon is this, it's called Touka Gettan and it's really fucking bad, but the OP is 10/10.
>>51894735
Instead of making it a lever, why not make it a key? It is a, you know, key board.
>>51897894
>what is Switzerland
>what is Luxembourg
>what is Lichtenstein
>>51894805
<testing>
>select something
select somethingselect soselect sosselect somethingelect somethingselect sselect somethingomethinselect somethinggselectselect somethingselectseselect somethingselect sselect somethingomethiselect somethingngselselect somethingesselect somethingesselect somethingelect somethingselect somethingselect somethinglselect somethingselect somethingeselect somethingselect somethingselect somethingselect somethingselect somethingselecselect somethingt somethingct somethingct somethinglect somethingselect something something select somethingselect somethingselect somethingselect somethingselect somethingsomethingselect somethingselect somethingselect somethingselect soselect soselect somethingmethingmethingmethingmethingselect something
I love you, you glorious faggot!
>>51894737
>muh gaymes
>muh media consumption
Just stick to Windows
>>51900569
Also, you can have two system clipboards. The mouse and the old ctrl+c/v
>>51898382
tup kiek
>>51900554
>Luxembourg
>Lichtenstein
literally who
>>51900775
Places with some of the highest income per household in the world.
>>51900702
What? No way! Why is this never pointed out? What a great trick.
>>51900569
You didn't notice until now
>>51894805
and if it's a link and you hit middle mouse button in a browser it will automatically load the link
fucking horrible design, whoever came up with that idea should be shot
>>51894737
GTFO
T
F
O
>>51894735
This really bothers me because I feel like pushing down should copy and pushing up should paste
>>51900978
Same.
>>51897672
haruhi doesn't look that good either
>>51900923
What? I have middle mouse set to autoscroll like a sane person. Middle click only pastes in text fields like it should.
>>51900978
>>51900991
You are wrong. It's lift something, and then put it down elsewhere.
You're probably thinking something stupid like pull and then push elsewhere.
>i am bothered by the direction of the nob used to signal a binary action
>>51901007
nope, that shit pastes anywhere no matter what
>>51901024
No it doesn't. What retarded browser are you using?
>>51901037
firefox
>>51901055
Oh I see, it exhibits that behavior if you disable autoscrolling. Setting middlemouse.contentLoadURL to false in about:config should fix it.
>>51901119
Configuration master, how do I the copy-paste functionality in Chromium in Gnome 3?
>>51901138
Oh you mean middle click paste isn't working? I think Gnome 3 disables it by default for some retarded reason. It's probably some stupid setting buried in gconf somewhere.
>>51895003
>gamer buttons
>being so young he doesn't grasp these are back+forwards and have been around forever
>>51897410
nobody used mantle, so nobody will use vulkan.
everyone's just going to circlejerk dx12
>>51894737
Arch Linux
Next Question
>>51897749
>Decent mechanical keyboards that don't look like they're from the 80s
das keyboard you dip
>>51896151
Sup
>>51901201
>taking the b8
>>51901230
Those cuffs look way too loose for someone who is supposedly so dangerous. Her arms should also be strapped to the chair's arm rests if they actually wanted to restrain her.
>>51896716
not if your fat fingers can press more than one button.
I hit the firebug (ctrl+shift+c) wayy to often when I want to copy text and forget it is not a terminal
>>51900996
There's only one true goddess.
>>51894737
>Linux distro
>implying you there will ever be a kernel only os.
>>51894735
arrow keys on android keyboard
>>51901433
Go keyboard has this implemented pretty well but the themes all suck.
ONLY things that DO exist, would exist if God were real.
>>51901508
>hurr humans don't build stuff
unbreakable encryption
internet privacy
>>51901276
Was about to post this.
>>51901230
>>51901290
>Those cuffs look way too loose for someone who is supposedly so dangerous.
In some places, dunno if any in the US, its against the law for anyone except police, military, security, prison or hospital staff to physically restrain someone with handcuffs. As long as your hands can go through the rings its legal.
>Her arms should also be strapped to the chair's arm rests if they actually wanted to restrain her.
Its probably for the convenience of handling papers etc.
You can't really cause damage with that much restraint and that little muscle power
I think the most baffling thing about that scene is that all of the security guards and police officers are skinny, typically there is always some guy with a beer belly and one or two beefy guys in case things turn ugly.
>>51894735
What is the purpose of this as opposed to standard buttons? Also it is probably more time to do this than ctrl C ctrl V.
![morgan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WuFskOK.jpg "morgan[1].jpg")
Morgan Freeman now narrates everything you do.
Everything.
>>51901276
Who's actually using Vivaldi?
>>51901699
>MF narrating 3 hours of frantic, unsuccessful, narcotic-impeded masturbation
I don't know if this would be horrifying or amazing.
>>51894805
Man I fucking love you right now. Why aren't things like this more popular? I've been using linux for a year full-time and never knew about this.
>>51901783
He would even go into fascinating detail.
"Here anon, with the loud clicks on his mechanical keyboard he stole from an old library, is shit posting cross the entire 4chan board from a to x. The proxies are fresh, the memes are fresh, the Doritos stained fingers however, not so fresh."
>>51894805
OH MY GOD
MY FUCKING MIND IS BLOWN I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME
>wants a thing to exist
>isn't willing to invent it
>>51894921
Can't it be that it's because it's shitty that no one it's using it on a daily basis?
>>51894735
>>51894805
bonus: if you install gpm (general purpose mouse) that shit works on ttys
>>51902995
How do you use Linux for more than 3 minutes without learning this
Here's a bonus - If you middle / right click the maximize button on non-shit window managers it only maximizes in one dimension
I'd just like to interject for a moment.What you're referring to asGod, is in fact, Allah/Akbar, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Allah plus Akbar.
>>51894735
Myself being happy.
>>51901215
dx12 requires a botnet OS
you guys didn't seriously install it, right?
>>51903999
>god
>not gods
I'm fucking triggered, you monotheistic shitlord
>>51894735
>>51894751
>have front and back mouse buttons to the left of my left click button
>one is mapped to ctrl+c
>one mapped to ctrl+v
>its easy as shit
>>51904153
Fucking phony
>>51894737
Linux is so close to being godly, but my games and game development keep me coming back to Windows. Probably just going to run Linux in a VM from this point forward unless I get jobs porting stuff.
>>51904269
use an actual app you scrub
>>51904310
Kek, I just downloaded the first result. I don't actually use qr scanners. I'm not a normie who pulls out his phone to scan a qr code on the wall of a Starbucks.
>>51904310
What's the name of that program?
>>51896151
as long as it has the option like windows to only combine when it's out of space, i'd be down for this
>>51894735
What if you want to put more than one thing in the clipboard?
>>51897974
Don't you mean open season jihadist hunting zone?
> pile in back of apc
> drive to the zone with other hunters
> bring Allahu akbar recordings to guide them to the watering hole
The rest is up to your imagination.
>>51896151
Firefox has treestyle tabs.
I switched to pale moon due to the current landscape being a bunch of political shit spitting and I cannot live without them.
>>51894735
>copy
>not cut
>>51905015
You can just install an old version of tree style tabs on pale moon. It's what I do.
>>51894735
This seems stupid at first but when hold my hand against the side of my keyboard and imagine using this thing I could see it being useful.
>>51894737
damn dude
>>51894735
You can make that pretty easily with a microcontroller. Hell I'm going to make it in a few minutes, I have a spare atmega8 lying around
>>51895003
>mionix Naos
My nigga
>>51904269
>>51904310
>not using based ZXing Barcode Scanner
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.zxing.client.android&hl=en
>>51896151
Why not installing 4chan X, close tabs and receive pop-up notifications when you get a (you)? Oh, wait, is that Firefox? Nevermind.
>>51894735
World without war.
>>51894791
Try not to cry about it
>>51907197
Thinking of buying another one before they become extinct. I know I'll never be this happy again.
>>51907220
>implying you can't install 4chanX on Firefox
Chrome users, everyone
>>51894805
>mfw i just realised it.
>>51900702
How do I swap the contents of the two clipboards?
>>51894802
this Tbh
>>51901433
Use hacker keyboard.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.pocketworkstation.pckeyboard
>>51901276
proprietary garbage
>>51904356
>"I'm not a normie"
>has a smartphone
>>51894805
On any *nix.
Fixed for you.
>>51907214
this
I just use their website though
>>51894805
it works
>>51907646
Tree Style Tabs
>>51909387
Also, hit alt, and drag window.
Easy way to organize stuff, I don't even know why title bars are used in most DEs...
(I blame windows.)
>>51901201
>ON THE SIDE
>>51894805
this post showed me that /g/ is really occupied by many illiterate smartass fagget
no wonder there're so many shit tier threads despite being /g/
>>51894735
no, that is used for zooming in/out. and it already exists on various keyboards. copy paste gets mapped to side mouse buttons (like on the G700)
>>51895003
>>51907197
>pay out the ass
>LMB comes shitty from the factory
>return it
>have to wait the check to get my money back
This is bullshit, I'll just buy Rival 300
>>51894737
>>51894735
>ITT things that would exist if God were real
if god WAS real
>>51909795
No, OP was right. Learn what subjunctive is.
>>51911604
Video games are for little kids.
>>51894737
Damn, rekt lincucks
>>51904153
>>51904269
>>51904310
>>51907214
>>51895797
it clearly does not go anywhere close to 360 degrees
it's obviously a spring loaded flick switch
the reason it doesn't exist is because poeple would accidentally flick it constantly
>>51900554
they aren't decent
they have no freedoms
and i mean real freedoms
they are cuckpeans through and through
>>51903947
>How do you use Linux for more than 3 minutes without learning this
too busy having to fix broken shit via cli
>>51907669
>he doesnt carry around a portable terminal
>>51894735
>not using copy/paste in left/right mouse wheel tilt
>ever needing to seek for CTRL+C/V
>not copy and pasting with a 1 millimeter flick of a finger
It's like I'm not in 2015 anons...
I don't remember the last time I've used CTRL+C/V
>>51894921
Botnet cuck detected, keep sharing all your data
>>51896151
I have hundred tabs and use this:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/tree-style-tab
Everything is dandy. Finally, i'm using some of that extra horizontal space.
>>51897845
You will never get the original variable/function names and comments back.
>not using a keyboard with a trackpoint
>not keeping your hands on the home row at all times, occasionally moving a few fingers to the trackpoint and mouse buttons to mouse around
>flexibility of mouse movement with zero-time transition to power of keyboard shortcuts
it's like you're not even trying to be a poweruser
>>51896269
>implying the neckbeards on this board use a standardised keyboard layout
>>51914587
Is there a way to hide the white bar?
>>51916486
you should just be able to right-click the vertical tab bar and select "fix position and width of tab bar".
>>51894735
Is Ctrl+C really that fucking hard?
>>51900504
>didn't even know about the anime
>still had song in my playlist
Eri Kitamura is pretty good
>>51903912#copy
foo > tempfile
#paste
cat tempfile | bar
