Just got my new shipment from Newegg in today, anyone care to guess what it might be?
Easymode: no hitachi vibrating wands.
A hitachi vibrating wand?
>>51884679
New GPU?
>>51884679
Samsung Massage Wand?
I don't know but apparently all sex toys should be vigorously test and reviewed. by geeks.
geeks are known for being sex experts.
okay so here go, so far so good.
no major holes in the box
>>51884735
*here i go
anyway, let me move this tax rebate software crap aside I think I see a familiar logo spying back up at me from somewhere.
>>51884679
If it's a graphics card I'm taking my own life.
is that? it is!
how cool, my friends at newegg have decided to throw in a free promotional granola bar
total fucking eggbros
>>51884757
Nature valley granola bar in a shitty plastic bag with a cardboard ad. Wtf newegg nature valley is literally making commercials about how bad "gaming" is for you.
A 176 core AMD processor.
and upon further inspection it is in fact, a video card
you do have my official permission to kill yourself if you feel necessary. however I can offer a tasty snack instead.
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>>51884776
>Nature valley Crunchy Oats n Honey
>Not GOAT Cashew Sweet n Salty
Do you even hike bro?
>>51884776
whatever else shipped in that box just had a 5 round cage match with the hardest material on earth
>>51884819
Oh cool, it has overclockan' back plate! X-D
