Graduating at 28 (CEng) with shitty GPA, 10k in the bank, 30k+ debt; besides I'm a virgin basement dweller.
All I have is a shitty a job...
Should I off my self?
>>51851934
Why?
Vidya is all I live for...
>>51851909
don't sudoku
>>51851984
This a gajillion times. We love you, anon.
>graduating at 25
>compsci and molecular bio dual boot with a minor in math
>20k in bank, $0 in debt
>have offers in both fields plus an unrelated one due to management experience
You did it fucking wrong bro.
>>51851909
Why yes you should.
>>51851978
at least it's something
i don't even find gaymen fun anymore
>>51851978
what's so hard about living
>>51852003
T_T
>>51851994
>>51851984
<3 I... I... won't...
>>51852016
Depression
>>51852012
I don't find it as fun either, but I have to keep my mind busy...
>>51852009
U_U
>>51852003
I was in the right track back in 2010... I don't know how I fucked up and suddenly it was 2016..
>>51852003
... Waterloo?
>>51851909
Sure if you have the courage for it. I would.
>graduated at 20
>bachelor's in compsci/networking
>-$100 in bank
>$50k in debt
>unemployed for 2 years
>virgin basement dweller
>decide to end it in two days
>see this thread
'Tis the season.
>>51852022
do it faggot, you'll make everyone happy
be my bf
>>51852073
>I don't find it as fun either, but I have to keep my mind busy...
i pretty much just read shit, watch animu, and program
>>51852107
>>51852009
>>51852003
Stock 4chan responses, anon. Ignore.
>>51852073
don't you have anything you want to do but never get to do?
i was depressed, but doing that fixed it.
>>51852131
Most animu is moe shit, I used to read a book a month, got bored. I program for a living, gets old to program at home...
>>51852142
This guy is right, ignore the pleas to not, they are just trying to be nice but actually they want you dead cuz you suck, go ahead and do it fgt
>>51851909
Shitty GPA won't hurt you much in the long run.
Find a headhunter, let them mangle your resume. If they don't find interviews for you, they mangled it wrong. Find another headhunter. If you go through three and they still can't land you interviews for jobs your want, SPEND MONEY on getting your resume professionally written.
If you get interviews for good jobs but can't seal the deal, take an interview skills course. Your university's placement office should hook you up on that. It's the only thing most placement offices are good for.
>>51851909
>Should I off my self?
lol wut?
>no, but you should grow a pair
i made lousy choices in life too, i was often at the verge of doing it.
The first time i fell into deep depression, i wanted to know if i had the courage - since then i have an ugly cut on my left wrist..
I'm not saying i'm over it, but whenever i end up thinking too much about shit, i end up thinking "i don't want to give up, this is MY fight and i'll go hrough it"
it's like giving up in WoW because your char died at lvl 13 the first time.
bad analogy, but fuck it, you get my point.
>>51852088
I was planning on next weekend but I think I'm too much of a coward
>graduated at 18
>math major
>personal 2.3m in the bank
>own fortune 500 company
>6'4
>still no gf
life is pointless, brb killing myself
>>51852224
Also, 30k in debt is quite manageable when you're making 50-60k starting. Which you should be, unless you're living in the ass end of nowhere.
>>51852249
same
>>51852003
what kind of offers for molecular bio (which is new to me, similar to "biochem"?)
>>51851978
>Vidya is all I live for
In that case definitely off yourself
>>51852731
Listen to this anon, you're bound to fail if you live for vydia,might as well end it now.
>>51851909
>Should I off my self?
Are you retarded?
Your life is fucking awesome, and it can only get better!
>Graduating at 28 (CEng)
You're graduating and you're gonna have Uni degree. That's immediately far, far better than most people who are gonna be various kind of janitors or manual labourers.
The connections and networking at the University, the abilities your gained and practised and the typicality of having a degree will make you very employable, and there's no way but upwards; no glass ceilings, nothing.
>All I have is a shitty a job
See? Already getting money and experience. It'll look good on your CV.
>30k+ debt
Who cares? You're not paying that back unless much later. And when you start paying it back, you won't care cause the instalments are a tiny percentage of your income.
>10k in the bank
Great! That's good for some rainy days, enough to even sustain you for half a year if you want to find a better job etc. .
>>51852897
thanks
Shouldn't have wasted time on getting a piece of paper declaring that you're a memorizatoin expert. Learn independently, do independent work or be an apprentice, etc.
You'll know more than any fucking memorization expert in no time.
This is now a post your personality thread.
>INTJs are not leaders, until someone else proves that they can't be.
>>51853323
where did you hear that, because that's so true of me and I've always wondered why I take lead in some projects despite not really wanting to do it out of want, but out of necessity
>>51853398
everyone ITT must take the personality test.
http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
99% of /g/ is INTJ, or INTP, it is the trademark characteristic personality type for being in the computer industry because your method of attack is putting all your eggs in the logic basket versus the emotion basket (emotion personalities start with E such as OP). you cannot fix a computer problem with emotion, most of the liars who lie their way into a computer position who are E* show they can't do it which is when an INT* steps up to the plate.
>>51853454
emotion person are ??F? E is extraverted (vs introverted) F is Feeling (vs Thinking)
>>51852897
Listen to this nigger.
>>51851909
>CMPE graduating at december
>could go do a masters, got accepted to start in january
>might be able to do another 8 month contract with Bell (Canadian).
>no debt, very little cash
>smoke weed and drink erryday
>I have a gf too
>life is scary
Bro, you're looking at it all wrong. Fuck your age and fuck your gpa. You're graduating with a degree that most people don't stand a chance of finishing. Go forth into the world, live long, and prosper...
>>51853454
help
>drop out of high school
>drop out of college
>earn a living online promoting products to weebs
>constantly traveling with laptop making bank
>0 debt
Why aren't more people living the digital nomad life?
>want to get into Network Security
>people keep saying I shouldn't get a degree, waste of time. Should just get certified and work to build experience
>people say I should get a degree because it'll be difficult to get a job without one.
I'm conflicted.
>23
>Graduating chemical engineering with a 2.0 in April
>No work experience
>$15 in the bank
>20k loans
>Depression and debilitating ADHD
Living for my gf at this point, she's in med school.
The chemical industry is also not hiring because of oil prices being so fucking low, my backup of going to the oil sands no longer exists.
>>51853454
ENTP > XNTJ > INTP > XSTP > *
>>51852897
This
>>51853454
INTP mustard race
>>51854801
I got a chemistry degree and now I'm working as a sys admin. It's not too bad.
>>51854705
because making subsistence money while being homeless, and having to interact with to effectively market to weeaboos, while simultaniously being an uneducated arrogant jackass literally sounds worse than eating a bowl of shit
>>51854801
>depressed
>GF
you people are like children who get depressed because they got given the wrong color iPhone for christmas
>30
>graduting with a bachelors in comp sci in the spring because I failed at my other career
>had to move back in with parents, living there now until school starts
>$0 in assets
>$40k in school debt
>on three types of antidepressants
>haven't been laid in 3 years
>should have killed myself years ago but I didn't
>now kind of excited to get a job and become a real person even though I'll be 31 with an entry level job working with 21 year olds
>>51855198
Clinical depression due to adult ADHD and chronic pain from a herniated disc. I'm depressed, not autistic.
>>51855198
Depression is a medical thing, you don't get depressed for a "reason", you just get it. If you get depressed for a "reason" it's called "being sad".
>>51853454
INFP
Am I gay?
>>51855267
But you're wrong anon.
Depression is an imbalance in dopamine and other neurotransmitters, this can be caused by stress, injuries, and a whole slew of other reasons.
>>51855312
Literally why?
>>51855267
>>51855245
Bahhh I got the white iPhone instead of the black one I'm smashing it
>>51853454
tfw INTJ
is this bad
>>51855348
Having a gf doesn't mean anything, and the fact that you think it does just shows how young you are where that is your basis for success
>>51852003
My gf has an undergrad in molecular bio and a masters in materials engineering, nobody is hiring
>>51851909
>24
>Ph.D. in math
>Any job I want
>300K starting
You chose the wrong major faggot
>>51855062
If you're *NT* you aren't shit, however INT* is master race
I really don't understand what you guys want out of life. Just do things you like.
Becoming a dad made me stop caring about pretty much everything, which is great because I used to struggle with crazy anxiety. Maybe go get a girl pregnant?
I make decent enough money as a supervisor at a trucking company. Things eventually work out as long as you keep trying different things until it works out.
>>51855188
Enjoy the rat race while I chill on a different tropical beach every week
>>51855318
I took it again and got INTP
Dunno
>>51853454
INTJ master race reporting in
>>51855509
>Maybe go get a girl pregnant?
Anon, wtf r u doin?
>>51853454
Older test, but I take it every year or two with same results.
>>51855541
how'd you find my screenshot?
Married, she's prego, we both have money in our accounts, academically i'm shit tho... turned 26 last month, and she's finishing her masters
>>51855703
pls dont download
>>51851909
Maybe... Are you a disappointing failure?
Why even pour all that money into schooling just to waste it
just keep putting it off indefinitely. procrastination will save your life someday
>>51851909
Nah, sounds like you're trying unlike dindus.
Keep working hard and you'll find happiness in this life.
have low GPA and was thinking of retaking classes, but then thought that GPA didn't really matter
getting a BS in Computer Engineering and my predicted GPA will be almost 3.0
You know who doesn't believe in personality tests? The famous examples they list of each personality type.
>>51853454
I consider myself an asshole. I'm also quite sick of people who pretend to know what they are doing and need to ask for constant help when I give them a simple task.
I don't know how to fix shit other than computers and even then, not much.
I also don't even like music.
>>51855790
GPA only matters for scholarships, retaking a class would probably blow through a good chunk of a potential scholarship you might get out of it so why bother?
Your employers only care that you have a degree.
>>51855790
employers don't give a shit about GPA
>>51851909
pussy ass roody-poo candy-ass faggot
Personality tests are like Zodiac signs for atheists.
>>51853454
Yep intp reporting in, and yes i browse /g/
>>51855880
>>51855860
thanks guys, I fucked up in my early years and my GPA is shitty, I've been taught that GPA is everything.
Good to have some reassurance.
these tests are like one step above astrology as a legitimate science
>>51852236
not op, but i lieked your analogy anon
>>51851909
>ENTP
>Basement dweller
How the fuck
ENTP is probably the "best" MBTI type
>>51851909
Do it. Should have had your priorities straight and done well in school
>>51851909
these tests are shit
there are 3 personality types
there are 4 energy types
within those type exist other categories such as dreamer or stalker
theres an axis of how much you care for your fellow man from 0 to 100
so you might have an INDIFFERENT personality who is a COURIER energy type who is a STALKER who cares for his fellow man about 50%
fucking plebs dont even know how to sorcery
I've always been so afraid of the future and how I will cope with adult life that my plan all along was to sudoku as soon as my childhood was over, I thought this would be college graduation
Turns out shit just gets easier and easier. The average adult is expected to be as intelligent as a 4th grader. Just about every aspect of adult life can be spoonfed to you if you choose it that way.
obviously its as difficult as you make it. but If all you want to do is sit on your ass and make enough money to survive and play video games, that is definitely an option.
Just dont get pregnant or get anybody else pregnant and this shit is a cakewalk. musical chairs is harder than being an adult
Just get a job. It really changes your perspective to be paid instead of enslaved/charged.
>>51851978
I can only play a game with a trainer (or Charles Web Proxy when fb / odnoklassniki games).
>inb4 cheater
>inb5 ruskie
>inb6 fb
>>51855987
This. I'm in my first year of college right now and the amount of idiots is ridiculous. My college algebra teacher is an old Japanese guy and I'm surprised he hasn't committed seppuku yet with all the dumb questions he gets asked.
>>51855991
>have degree with good GPA
>too autistic for interviews
I'm hopeless
>>51855985
Post better test
>>51855958
>how
Try moving to a different country after finishing HS.
I got depressed to hell and back.
>>51852249
>>51852088
how do you graduate so soon?
>>51856018
Try again in another country where english isn't the primary language. You can get a decent respectable job just by being fluent in English and your interviewer will be more focused on understanding you than evaluating your social skills
>>51856048
instead ill link a page, unfortunately it doesnt contain the information about personality types, but the book does
http://www.prismagems.com/castaneda/donjuan8.html
brifely the 3 personality types are Indifferent, this is most people
Nice
and Nasty
or as seers call them ,pukes, pisses and farts
anyway have fun if you decide to read into this, it just might change they very way you view reality
>>51856018
Keep going, sooner or later someone will like you (even if it's by mistake) and propose to you
>>51853454
ENTP-t
welp, im not the 99%
i think im fucked
>>51855359
No.
You're the master race.
Everyone loves artists. Just ask any person what they know about their favourite writer and about coders of their favourite software.
>>51856048
HEXACO-PI-R
says more about you, doesn't attempt to categorize
http://hexaco.org/hexaco-online
>>51855849
was going good until you went full turbulent
>>51856062
The first one is talking about highschool, most likely.
The second probably went to a two-year school.
>>51851909
>MBTI
yes you should
>asking people if you should off yourself
Yes you really should, with haste.
How is this place not filled with INT(*) ?
>>51856438
4chan is literally a cesspit of INTP trash tho
how did i do?
>>51856533
Better than the rest of the thread.
How'd I do guys?
>>51854705
Can you explain more about you do? I've got loads of free time spent on my PC.
> INTP trash scum reporting in
>>51853454
INFJ-A - Work as a butcher but have an interest in technology, myself.
INTJ reporting
>>51857301
does this mean that INTJs are like old scholars having furious debates?
INFJ reporting
I am the 1%
Whats your job op and how much do you make? How did you get it?
>>51852189
>>51852009
>>51852077
>>51852731
>>51852731
>>51852752
>>51852003
Go fuck yourself
>>51851909
Don't off yourself. Even if you have nothing to live for, just think about the people that love you. In plus, something's gotta change you're still youngish. You still have time to fix all your problems.
>>51853454
INFJ-A
>>51857988
This
>>51853454
ISTP
Shit needs tuning whether it works or not.
>>51851909
Dont you have any dreams anon? Dont you think you should try a little harder when it gets tougher? Laugh it off op, you take that depression and fuck it right in its ripe virgin asshole, mercilessly.
Do it fgt
>everyone is an I
Enjoy being keked by Chad beta nerds.
>>51858101
How about you suck a dick? Let OP be.
>>51851909
Don't worry OP. Things may not always get better, but you should always remember that you're still young and can change. Your situation will change as well, hopefully for the best. :)
>>51853454
INTP-A
I can't say that I'm surprised. I'm not a very emotional person, except in extreme cases.
>>51856533
another ISTP, reporting in
INFP reportan
ISTJ reporting in
INTP-T here
Such is the life of an American
It's times like this that I'm glad to live in Europe
You know, living the European dream
sysadmin personality spot on
>>51855987
It depends on what you do, but this so much.
I was in public accounting for 4 years after graduating, and the standards we were expected to perform to were outrageously high, especially considering what we were paid. Just this past September I left my firm to go into industry, and I'm actually astounded at how easy it is so far. Our company has 150 employees and the CFO doesn't know dick, so more often than not I (the subordinate) end up helping her to do her own shit. If I ever do something wrong, I can lie my way out of it without much effort at all. Pretty much every single employee in our finance department is borderline incompetent. But they keep getting raises and bonuses every single year (something I never had in PA). The owners are not only satisfied with their performance, they thing they're going beyond expectations.
>>51858254
You don't always have to be keked. Passive-aggressive tactics work wonders on Es.
>graduate college
>Kill myself
>leave cosigner 30k in debt
>could literally force a smile, apply himself, very a better job of move up in company after gaining more skills
>Make good money by 34 years old
>gain confidence and likely find a qt
>have 30+years to live a fulfilling life
Don't do it OP. You'd be regarded not to follow above advice
>>51859461
>literally force a smile
but how anon?
>>51859508
>>51857904
Almost everyone represents intj wrong.
>>51851909
>>51853323
>>51853454
>>51854570
>>51855359
>>51855522
>>51855541
>>51855638
>>51855709
>>51855835
>>51855849
>>51855958
>>51856187
>>51856438
>>51856530
>>51856533
>>51857618
>>51858255
>>51858284
>>51858388
>>51858555
>>51858782
>>51859026
>>51859367
>Let's use this outdated measure - which has about as much scientific validity as your astrological sign.
You who are doing this test for fun I have nothing to say to you but for you who take this test seriously you should kill yourself and leave /g/ forever.
>inb4 tripfag. At least I am not audiophile tier fedora wearing faggot believing in placebo tests.
>>51859719
Here's your (you)
Enfp here
What kind of IT degree that focuses on technology and being social? Feels like the right mix for me
Feel like not getting into a CS degree anymore :/
Any options in regards to IT courses???
Sorry for asking like a retard
>>51859776
MIS.
I.e. anything management.
I prefer using type functions over myers-briggs but it doesn't really change the result.
Where my INFP-T's at?
>>51859508
I hate going to work every day. I have way more responsibilities than my equal pay equal title employees and take the blunt of administration when they fuck up. I'm consistently tired and depressed with my outside life.
I literally just smile to other people and say hi, even if I know they won't say it back. I do all of the work I'm suppose to and if I see something that shouldn't be, I try to remedy it, even if it's more work. I'm now being told that I'll be supervisor of the site I work at next month with increased pay and hold my regular responsibilities as well as discipline referrals.
I'm studying at work in my down time in hopes to take the SAT and get into my local school which luckily is top 25 in the nation for the program I want to take. (mechanical engineering).
Force a smile and work to make things better anon. I went from suicidal thoughts to supervisor and willfully studying on a regular basis with a high chance of starting college soon and getting onto the path of happiness for the rest of my life.
If you believe you're happy, you will be happy. But you'll never be happy if all you want to be is sad.
Genuinely, anon, I hope it gets better for you. Apply yourself no matter how hard it is. Always remember that when other people are quitting, you're still going. You're making yourself and hopefully inspiring others not to quit.
Fuck off with this astrology bullshit
>>51859790
Thanks for the recommendation! I was thinking about project management before, might try it out
Is there anything other than management?
>>51859892
What is mechanical engineering about? Most people seem to take Mechanical eng, CS, and software engineer courses
25
Graduatin with a masters in CS
130k in debt
Already lined up to work at amazon so the debt is a non issue thanks to dat pay.
I plan to pay it off as quickly as possible in 5-7 years then turn my machinist hobby into my job
>>51859932
Someone must have gotten feeling as a result
>>51853454
How come these tests never consider liars ? Like where do I fitting if I lie alot?
>>51859995
It's a very broad field but it's more applicable than computer science.
It's the study of mechanics. Physical parts and how they work. Thermodynamics, aerodynamics, material sciences, physics, etc...
I want to design better engines and components for a big name manufacturing company like Garrett turbo, Mercedes, Cadillac, Chevy, etc... I want to sit at a computer and do 1337 maths to find better engine materials, fuel systems, power makers, efficiency etc.
But you could be a weapons designer, spaceship maker, elevator maker. Fuck you can make refrigerators and so much more. It's a very broad field that is far more applicable and hireable than off branches of CS in my opinion. But it's an entirely different field all together.
Tfw ISTP-A
>>51860035
Interesting
Is the math harder than CS or average? Does Mech eng require a lot of practically (hands on & electronically)?
I'm not a math and practical person (I'm trying) myself so I want to know how it will go for someone who doesn't know jack
>>51860179
Way more math and physics than any case program period. Math is logical though and is fundamentally easy to learn. If you feel like math isn't your thing regardless than don't bother. It's basically all math. Material strengths, combustion and heat, forces, etc... It's all math and physics depending on your job. You might get hands on with inspecting parts and stuff but you won't typically be doing assembly and stuff. That's mechanical engineering technology that's less math and more hands on.
>>51851909
I'm in the same boat. Graduating in ~2 years at 28 (Game and Media Technology, already have a CS BSc). GPA around 3.5 so far. Debt will end up being between 30K and 40K (euro). Do have around 10K saved up as well.
I have no job though, hard to combine with being a full time student (and being an autist).
I feel like I'm kinda fucked getting into the game so late, and with a degree (at least the name of it) that most people instantly associate with hacks, even though this is actual CS (but not really the conventional parts you get in a normal CS degree).
>>51860230
CS not case
You're all so convinced income and money are everything that you'd rather off yourselves than be poor or homeless or relatively unsuccessful. What the fuck man? If you are still lucky enough to have family, tell them your life is fucked and that you need help getting yourself back on track. If you don't, then be homeless and take some time figuring out how to not fuck up again and enjoy not having to worry about anything except for finding food, water, and shelter. It definitely sucks but makes you appreciate things a lot more when you finally get yourself stable again. Being homeless for a year sucked but I'm glad I didn't kill myself.
>>51860409
>not striving for materialistic wealth
>valuing family life
ugh gross
nah in all seriousness I agree with you
>>51860267
Ah I see, thanks for the info. It may not be my thing but it works out more for you.
I hope for the best on your future!
I just need to find a decent degree with easy/intermediate level or no math that pays good. I'll figure it out somehow.
But any tips though? If not, it's alright.
ENTJ
18, doing media studies in college
Am i fucked?
>>51860594
How objective are you to math? Something like mechanical engineering technology which is usually a 2 year degree with an average salary around 50-70k is less math intensive. I'm sure there are still maths required but it's more about learning about the machines and protocols and stuff. Way more hands on type deal. I was recommended this route because I don't even have geometry credits. But if I learn algebra rate 2 and trig by August then I can take the Aleks math placement and place out of it and go to calculus. Khan Academy is a REALLY great and totally free site to help you study and learn math if you need to. When it comes down to it it's like anything else, follow the rules and just memorize the procedures to solve issues. Just like you might know how to troubleshoot a bad program, it's the same thing for finding x.
>>51860709
Idk, I'm not real keen on math in general. My math is probably average but I tend to get analed cos shitty memory and lack of practice.
I tend to get disinterested when it comes to logic like my mind just WONT function for it and disregard the whole thing. My brain could only compute basic logic but if it gets harder, I just shut down and panic.
I understand the theory of math but when it comes to practice, I stumble and I tend to lose the process of the formula or not be able to use different formulas from the given question.
Seeing as I loathe math, I need the gist of it in order to understand when a problem arises.
>>51851909
27 too.
No debt. 10K in the bank.
I've spent the last 5 years of my life travelling all over the world (mostly asia) Fucking Asian cuties.
Thank you. Thank you for making me feel better about the time I have spent. Enjoy your degree in whatever.
When I began this journey I always knew I would take my own life in the end but fucking hell it's one hell of an amazing ride. I hope it never ends.
Godspeed you fucking autistic shits. Live life while you can. Don't be afraid.
>>51851909
If that's actually your personality in that image and you got a CE degree, you'll do fine. Employers don't want the autist engineers anyway, they want ones that can communicate.
My guess is that you're too honest on your resume.
>tfw mustard race
>majoring in math
>do CS for fun
I'm undeniably a turbo-autist, but I guess there are worse things.
>>51859719
Into the filter
Dude c'mon, I live in a fucking thrid world caountry and haven't even thought about ending it. Be strong, you live in the US, you're basically set for life. Just be smart, don't buy useless stuff and be always working on something. Good luck!
Is this bad? Not sure how accurate it is since I quickly went through.
Ignore the language
>>51862636
perkele
>>51851909
Pro Tip
>flee country with remaining funds
>pick nice country
>get involved with organized crime
>¿¿¿¿¿
>profit
So basically I'm a manager, right?
>>51854785
>Go to school
>Double major in Network Security and Comp Sci
>Get double the job opportunities
>???
>Profit
>>51859719
jokes on you, I'm already planning on commiting suicide
best part is you idiot anons will cheer me on
>>51853454
I thought I was going to get an E type, but I got INTP. YAY!!1
>>51856062
with the power of memes, of course
>graduated
Boo hoo
>>51852249
Uhhh.. how can you be back when you're dead?
>>51865373
thatsthejoke.png
I'm INTJ
What should I study?
>>51865859
Liberal arts
>>51851909
yes
>>51851909
>>51852003
Been thinking about going into Molecular Bio, with a minor in chem E, specifically with intentions of getting in on that sweet sweet synthetic biology gravy train. Is that a viable hope or am I just another dumb ass know nothing punk?
>>51855062
this
Tech skills + people skills = money.
i just have ADHD and can't stop talking, got a EE degree and companies just throw money at me.
>>51859719
The tripfag is right.
I mean Jesus Christ I feel like I've walked into an alternate reality where everyone on this website is the chatty secretary at the front desk talking about their "symbol" to anyone who will listen.
>>51853454
>>51870634
All that's left is to make a image of all the clipart guys together based on what everyone got. I wonder if this has been done for every board.
>>51853454
I find these tests hard because all these questions depend on the situation or it doesnt take into account many factors
>>51871222
The long and short of this test is to show, GENERALLY SPEAKING, that emotional people perform well at emotional jobs and that logical people perform well at logical jobs. And to show you which side you are on. Or if you are kind of on both sides, to show you jobs that you could succeed at too that you may not have considered. Point is to go against the "no, I can do it too!!!" mentality of total fucking morons choosing their life path or career based on shitty irony to prove nothing and then suffer their entire lives.
posted elsewhere in the thread
>personality tests are about as good as astrology
You can't choose your birthdate, you can choose your answers to this quiz. what a total edgelord comment.
>>51853454
I got a ENTJ-T. you are saying that emotion personalities begin with an E. but i strongly disagree that I am an emotiona lpersonality.so either the test fucked up or i misunderstood a few questions. Im sleepless after all..
>>51854801
I was gonna go for ChemE until i saw how bad the job market was at the moment. You'll find something eventually though. That degree basically says "i'm smart hire me," someone will bite eventually.
I switch between INTP, INTJ, and INFP. Honestly I find this thing relies too much on mood for me. If I had to pick one I'd say INTJ except I'm not that arrogant, but then again I'm biased.
>>51859998
>Amazon
pfft, don't forget about us little people when you're rolling in those sweet benjamins anon. Not to mention all that free time you're going to have.
>>51855835
I got the same thing and i'm an accounting major in college. What an exciting life we lead.
>>51859719
>>51852107
>>51852189
Fucking edgelord.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>51853454
INFP-t have any cool meme meanings or whatever?
>tfw INTJ
>tfw too autistic to get employed
>>51852107
who the fuck are you, and why are you tripfagging
>>51851909
30k debt is nothing man. your peers commonly graduate with 20x that debt. also there's a manpower shortage for trained civil engineers. grind out some experience in your current job for a year or two and if you don't get better pay then start looking elsewhere
>>51852236
*hugs*
>>51852088
Pay of debt and go traveling
>>51873012
people finishing their undergraduate programs don't finish owing 600,000 dollars. Maybe you're thinking of law or medical school. even then, that sounds like a tail end estimate, not a "common" amount.
>>51873618
just looked it up and confirmed; average undergrad debt is in the 30k range. law and med school debts average around 130-150k in debt.
these are all staggering amounts of money to owe, but all the more reason not to make up numbers that don't stand up to any scrutiny at all. it makes the rest of your post look untrustworthy if you throw out that students commonly graduate with 600k in debt when that might only be the case for the worst-off 1% of students (if that).
My cousin sounds like you
>graduated at 28
>ugly
>worked as a server forever
>had debt
But then
>found a good job
>married a hot blonde
>is having his first child at 30 next year
We all live different lives, go live yours.
>>51873667
Not OP, but this was nice.
>>51851909
>he fell for the college meme and is now in debt to the jews
Nice job OP consider suicide or prostitution
>>51855835
>>51855835
>>51858495
>>51858782
>>51859026
ISTJ master race
am I normal /g/ ?
>>51852073
>>51851909
at least you graduated.
get a better job and fix up yourself.
>>51853454
> hurr durr I am a shitposter, I know everything on this board.
Result:
> ENTREPRENEUR (ESTP-A)
10/10.
>>51853454
Are you God?
>>51853454
if i'm INTJ and unemployed does it mean i'm not really INTJ?
if i'm INTJ and depressed does it mean i'm emotional and not INTJ?
>>51873618
International students pay 30k- 100k a year depending on program
Am I master race?
>>51852897
Only truth itt
First off, sell everything you can and pay off your debt, maybe even spend all the money you have in your bank.
Start studying free online and get graduated with good grades, make an effort.
Don't be a weak male. Don't neglect your appearance, try to be fit.
Now, if your mom and dad are still alive and are financially stable, try to convince them to buy you a cheap apartment, move there, be independent.
Don't be a virgin, but don't lose your dignity. When you're around 30, try to find a good woman, marry her first and make sure she's nice and not dominant. Lose your virginity to her, not to some random hooker.
Also, I would recommend joining a church, I'm personally a Christian Orthodox. They will help you a lot if you're committed to it, you may not believe, but try to believe.
After you've done this 5 years plan, quit your job. Find a job as a software engineer. Try to be the best, and please don't kill yourself.
>>51877554
>sell everything
>try to convince your parents to buy you a cheap apartment
>marry a woman
sounds gloomy anon
>>51877685
It may sound gloomy at first, but the independence is worth it.
Also the woman is to keep accompanied and not being a complete loner. Life is better with people.
Besides, I don't know if you are another person or the Original Poster, but the man took bad decisions if he's so broke and so depressed, it will take hard choices to get up from that black hole.
>>51877713
>Also the woman is to keep accompanied and not being a complete loner
hmm your advice seems sound
>tfw being slowly coerced into marriage and kids because loneliness, even though you never wanted to
>>51857618
Got the same as you (INFJ) except higher introvert %.
I always thought these were the equivalent of astrological signs. The summary makes suggestions about your personality and it's easy to nod and say "hmm yeah that sounds right".
They are amusing, though. I'm 32 now and I remember taking an online test like this when I was still in college but on a different website. I got the same thing (INFJ), so I guess if nothing else it's consistent.
>>51874298
Mah nigga, enfp here as well
>Graduated at 22
>Political Science Major
>$1500 in the bank
>Zero Debt (state school, worked through college)
>Had qt college GF I was boning
>Got real job ~2 months after graduating, paid ~$45k
>Was good at it, got bunch of promotions and raises
>Married same qt (no longer college) GF at 29, continue to bone
>Moved to a new job making ~$100k
>Bought a house
>Continuing to get raises
>Continuing to bone
>Sometimes life feels a bit empty, but for the most part it's pretty great
Pretty lucky here. INTJ also, for what that's worth, though I often have to pretend to be an E at work.
>>51852897
Not very often do people the on 4chinz speak the truth
This is something of a relic desu senpai
>>51852107
Another tripfag jesus
>>51851909
>turbulent
Yes
>falling for the STEM meme.
Hint: major in a foreign language or a pure humanity.
>>51859719
>scientific validity
>psychology
>>51853454
Mang, I am weird.
>>51851909
>not being INTJ
yes, indeed, you should off yourself immediately
>>51851909
>Graduating at 28
ConGRADulations. I hope you at least have a family.
>s I'm a virgin basement dweller.
Oh. Nevermind.
INFP-A
>4% of people
>Hippie looking broad
I didn't want to be even more of a freak.
>>51851909
If you're going to off yourself it should be because you're not intelligent enough to discern pop-science quizes from real science.
First INFJ-T in the thread?
>>51851909
I wouldn't worry. Student loan debt is going to crush the economy in the next 10 years so we're going to have to forgive it anyway. The collapse is coming; learn essential skills and try to save what you can.
I just did this exact test on /vp/
You can ignore the pokemon.
>>51884725
>not assertive
What a pussy
press h to send help
>TFW accountatn
I feel like such a failure at life...
why is this on /g/?
>>51886133
Facebook and /b/ leaked out here with this pop quiz bullshit. This should be reported as it is not technology. First time ever in /g/ i wish there was "kill everyone in this thread" button. Not including anons who don't believe in this astrology bullshit.
>>51859838
>>51863131
>>51885052
Welcome the faggot club
i should probably off my self at this.
>>51852249
Bro if you really own a fortune 5hundred you should have more than 2.3milllll
