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What went wrong?
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>>51849138
Nothing. Apple are mocking their retarded customers and pulling it off magnificently.
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Steve Jobs died.
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>>51849138
Steve died.
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>>51849156
this. over and over.
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>>51849138
Nothing, they hooked up Steve Jobs grave to a generator and are selling energy, that's why they're so rich
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>>51849241
>a weapon to surpass metal gear
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>>51849241
Lightning and USB c are compatible?
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>>51849241
it's over, apple is finished and bankrupt.
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No Steve Jobs to yell at everyone.

Tech industry now full of SJWs who need safespaces where they are free from criticism or else you will be sued
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>>51849422
Tim Kek is literally a faggot, he wouldn't yell at fucking feminists designers building portless laptops and shit.

I'm afraid of what will happen with the redesigned MacBook Pro line. Hopefully they won't go for the "muh thinnner" bullshit.
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>>51849467
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>>51849467
I'm guessing Steve Jobs put him in charge because he knew Apple would never be the same without him.

his last hope was just to appeal to the SJW crowd for as long as possible with the fag ceo
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>>51849138
Steve is dead.

Apple is finished and bankrupt.

Shut it down.
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>>51849241
i-i-i-i-it's beautiful...
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>>51849658
Looks like it worked since Apple is the biggest company on this world right?
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>>51849467
>Hopefully they won't go for the "muh thinnner" bullshit.
They already have with the retinas
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>>51849927
But the retinas are great, with top tier battery life, I have one and love it.

Not sure what will happen to the next generation though.
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>>51849190
>>51849204
>>51849735
jobs was a fucking hack
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>>51849957
>But the retinas are great,
but no sata drives or sodimms tbqh
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>>51849918
*biggest publicly traded company
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>>51849927
They're about to go thinner with iPhones by getting rid of the 3.5mm jack. Headphones will plug into the Lightning connector. If you don't have Beats with Lightning(tm), you'll have to buy a $75 adapter.

It's genius.
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I dont see the issue with the battery case
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>>51849138
It was over from the moment designers had more sway in decision making than engineers and programmers.
So, after the Macintosh.
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>>51849927
They went so far as to do so with the last CEO too. There is no stopping them.
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>>51850115
kek
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>>51849241
Mild kek
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>>51850053
The 6S will be the last good iPhone

Mark my words
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>>51850204
The question is, will people move away in droves or will they just stop?

There's no reason why the 6S should become stop being a good performer in the next three years but I can see Apple bloating the fuck out of iOS more to slow it down. Will people jump ship eventually or are they going to be trapped?
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>>51850115
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>>51849138
Nothing has really changed/went wrong. Apple is still screwing their customer's over with stupid decisions in full expectation to be defended by their fanboys and carried by their brand recognition.
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>>51850204
That's a funny way to spell 5S
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>>51850649
that's a funny way to spell 4s
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>>51850649
this
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>>51849175
Why is he so fucking ugly? Literally the most punchable face I have ever seen in my entire life.
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>>51850692
I'm glad to see I started something
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>>51850766
>I give your private* information to corporations for money, and I'm man of the year.
>*by private, I mean public information that you voluntarily agreed to have shared by creating an account on Facebook
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I have one question, and I'm being serious right now, what the fuck is that thing?
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>>51850907
which one?
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>>51850935
Most of it is a mystery but the thing on the left of
>>51849138
On top of the flat thing.
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>>51850728
Reptilian shapeshifters can look pretty convincing in their human form, but you can always tell there's something off.
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>>51850968
On the right, sorry.
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>>51850968
yoy mean the official new apple iphone case with a large hump on the back?
The other 2 things are the revolutionary apple mouse with charging port on the bottom and rebolutionary apple stylus that not only requires batteries, but has to be charged connected to the bottom of an ipad.
tl;dr 2014 is the year when apple went full retard
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>>51850113
Augh just nostalgia'd hard
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>>51851016
What in the actual fuck? I thought it was a camera of some sort, Jesus, apple wasn't ever anything spectacular, but they just went full fucktard, do people actually buy this shit? Haven't they realized that apple is a fucking joke?
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>>51850859
Private information is still private, even if it is made public.
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>>51850766

They misspelt "Barney Stinson" on the left there
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>>51851060
>do people actually buy this shit? Haven't they realized that apple is a fucking joke?

Apple is firmly a status symbol the world over and with iMessage subconsciously making iOS users hate anyone not using iOS nothing is likely to change for a while.
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Looks like something could go wrong with that pencil sticking out of that ipad. One wrong move or drop and it looks like ur pencil and ur charging port could be fucked! Hope ur paying for Apple Care (tm)
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>>51851016
>mouse with charging port on the bottom

Jesus fucking Christmas
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>>51852379
literally apple is shitting on their own fanbois, it's glorious
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>>51849968
That fucking hack haad more sense of usability, ergonomics and even style than the rest of the industry, including those complete fuckups currently running apple. Say what you will, but that AIDS-ridden faggot was the finest QA department the world has ever seen.
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>>51852422
>b-but its fine because you only have to charge it for two minutes to get nine hours of use
>just take those two minutes to go shit in your hands or something
Implying that fast charging like this won't degrade the battery faster and you have no option to not fast charge.
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>>51853009
But every Apple user knows that when the battery in your iDevice starts crapping out then it's time to upgrade to the new model.
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>>51852514
>usability
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA.
>ergonomics
>style
Probably opinion here but Apple products are fucking ugly and uncomfortable to use. But you can't argue that it's in any way more usable because they're locked down, uber-controlled piles of shit.
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It got to the point where they focused too much on aesthetics, and not enough on functionality. When one thing doesn't function right, you need a workaround thats gonna i fucks up the aesthetics.
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>>51852514
Jobs has his own share of blunders. But he was a "Charismatic Leader". if products in OP pictures would have been released under Jobs rule, he would just say "deal with it."
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