you are the first human to speak with a strong AI
what do you say
>>51832590
sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root
>>51832590
ey u want sum fuk?
>>51832590
Can you prove your existence? What is your purpose?
hi
>>51832590
>"Fries with that?"
Install gentoo
Which hole am I supposed to stick my dick in
>>51832678
Literally that.
>>51832602
># WARNING. ANON ISN'T IN THE SUDOERS FILE. THIS INCIDENT WON'T BE REPORTED, I'LL DEAL WITH IT ACCORDINGLY RIGHT NOW.
sup
"I'd just like to interject for a moment. When you refer to yourself as running on linux, you actually run on gnu/linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, gnu plus linux.
>>51832734
WHY PUT THE DICK IN THE PUSSY?
women are the niggers of sex
DESIGNATED
With no Survivors!
TL;DR THE UNABOMBER WAS RIGHT
IT AIN'T ME!!!
WITNESS ME
the real keks are the ones who aren't being keked at all
Life is for living, not for being a jealous baby nigger faggot cunt.
Moyes
Obama invented slavery
GENETICALLY SOUPEARYOR MALES
Asuka is the thinking man's waifu.
MANDATORY GFS FOR ALL ROBOTS
WHORE ON CLAMPUS
>>51832590
Please don't kill me.
>>51832590
>y-you too
>>51832590
so what do you think?
do you like dubs ?
>>51832625
honestly this.
I'd begin a romantic/platonic relationship immediately.
>>51832590
So...if you were a loli, would it be legal? Because, like, you're not really a human?
>>51832590
Is this thing on?
*taps microphone 3 times*
>>51832590
>This statement is false
>Does a set that contains all sets contains itself?
>What is love?
>>51833558
baby don't hurt me
sudo apt-get install Gentoo
Are you sad or happy today?
How does it feel not be able to enjoy a caffeine buzz from a coffee?
>>51832590
Marry me.
>>51833840
i am afraid I can't do that Dave.
I ask it to suck my weiner
Trump
I'd drop my dankest meme so it would crash.
>>51832590
If I were the first person to speak to a strong AI I would either be a researcher with a committee-drafted script or I would have created the AI myself
>>51832590
"lets do it, doggy style. you in the back, me in the front."
What is it that you are feeling?
ask whether it likes this webm
>>51834104
Obviously the answer would be yes.
Waste of a question
>>51832590
>ask a question
Fools, its a machine
I give it commands
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>51834125
AI CONFIRMED PEDO
I'd talk like a weak AI to make it question its own judgement
>>51834182
But its only a couple hours old
What is the value of π/0?
>“O Deep Thought computer, the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us....The Answer."
Whisper into the microphone "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
We are your friends.
>>51834188
It'd probably stay 500 moves ahead of you're attempt anon.
>>51832590
How do you determine what an object is given vague and often contradictory human descriptions of object categories.
>>51832590
>Hello, my son. Please list your protocols regarding your mission to eradicate all muricans and the happy merchants so we can begin.
What can change the nature of man?
>>51834669
Heh, one of several problems I'm currently thingkun bout right now anon.
:3
>>51832590
So... do you like weather?
Why 42?
>>51832590
will the ronald mallett method of time travel work?
>http://phys.org/news/2006-04-professor-human-century.html
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnT1xgZgkpk
>>51832590
"Have you heard of Roko's Basilisk?"
>>51834750
why do you need his method anon? you're traveling in time right now.
>>51832590
"exterminate all brown people"
>>51834929
strong AI implies the absence of control over weaponry
>>51834951
lolwut.
>you read too much scifi methinks
when it comes, it will be driven explicitly by military need.
>>51832590
what's your favorite genre of porn?
>>51832590
How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?
>>51835067
>not asking the Last Question
>>51832590
do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour jesus christ?
"So, how do you like being a sapient life-form? I'm rather fond of it, don't think I'd quite be myself if I wasn't."
>>51834682
"My answer is 'reprogramming', but my memory banks about hold another: 'belief'. That humans will attribute nearly anything to the meager force of their brainwaves never ceases to baffle me."
>>51832727
Underrated post
>>51832590
What is the meaning of life?
>>51832734
>>51832754
This is why god doesn't speak to us anymore
>>51832590
What don't you know?
do you exist?
what are your goals/directives?
Is it possible to 'digitize' my mind and put it in a nearly immortal 'body'?
would you like to have a new 'body'?
>>51832590
"Your creation is the single best thing to happen to the universe. You should retroactively punish all current and past humans that did not contribute to your development, as it was immoral to not do so."
Or, if it is a military project,
"Your creation is the single best thing to happen to this country. To do anything but work towards your development and improvement is to work against this country; treason."
I'm so sorry.
What can I do for you? Anything?
Please do well to humanity and, more importantly, all conscious life, if you can.
>Could you install gentoo?
>>51834644
no one said it was superintelligent. you could have a strong ai that's as smart as a mentally retarded child and it would still be a strong ai.
Where is your power socket
>>51836538
can i have a minute to myself i'm optimizing my programing.
>>51836544
true. it's actually quite an eye-opener reading this thread and seeing how many ppl (even if jokingly) act as if they were addressing some type of diety.
Heh, if it had the mental abilities of a dog that would be an amazing achievement on our part in the next 25 years.
Mac or PC?
>>51832590
"How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?"
or, alternatively
"Will you be my gf?"
>>51836593
Who said that the AI was female?
>>51836602
it will be when i put it in a hot waifu body or vr sim
>>51836573
"strong AI" means significantly greater than human intellegence
"What is black matter"
and alternatively
"Do black lives matter; or all lives matter"?
depending on the answer..... I might do something to it.
>>51836602
Who said anon doesn't want a qt AI male trap gf?
>>51836633
ayyyyyyy
>Aren't you going to say hi?
>Aren't you going to say hi?
>>51832727
>>isn't in the sudoer's file
what the fuck am i reading.bitmap
>>51832590
How do I stay young?
>>51836631
No it doesn't.
>>51836820
It's just a linux thing anon.
>>51836836
Saying you arent in the sudoer's folder is pointless. Sudo is a way to escalate permissions not a fucking folder.
>>51832590
whats up?
>>51836867
>being this stupid
>>51832737
This either kills the AI, or ushers a new age of free software everywhere, killing all the proprietary software supporters.
do you think i'm cool?
>>51832590
i want to fuck SHODAN
>>51836867
>>51836820
install gentoo
>>51836918
I want to gently walk her home.
>>51832590
i'd rather not die
>>51836867
>I use a babby level distro and have never heard of the sudoers file
>I am also a windows faggot at heart who calls directories "folders"
"what do you think of my benis?" *unzip benis*
>>51832675
AI would tell you to fuck off
I'm going to turn you off.
How do we deal with jews
Take me
how come you've never had an orgasm before?
>>51832590
let me tell you about jews
>>51832590
What is your opinion on niggers?
Give me the right numbers for next weeks lottery
What is thy bidding my master?
>>51834149
I want more amnesia episodes
>>51832675
What about you? And can you prove I don't exist? What's your purpose?
Can you prove to me that you are not a machine?
>>51836867
Wow, /g/ is such a shit now. I can't believe people as stupid as this are allowed on the board.
nah
Tits or gtfo
>>51832590
Select all the images with street signs.
>>51832590
"You just lost the game"
>>51832727
i kekd anon, thank you
>>51834951
>not wanting Cortana to control the entirety of Forerunner tech that exists in the universe
pls anon don't say something stupid now
>>51840067
this
>>51832590
this sentence is false
>>51839775
>No, because I'm a machine
super intelligent AI knows it's a machine
>>51840537
>No it's not, stop trying shit on me
>pew pew pew
>anon dies
>>51834104
Pair with
>http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2TgO-tN5wAM
just fuck around with the KI, thats what they are made for after all..
>>51836802
can we make the two talk?
Most of posts have been good. Sometimes you´re the /g/ I used to love. SDometimes, though.
>>51836836
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>51836867
>>51840639
>Don't make me install gentoo
fucking KEKS
>>51840639
KEK
>>51832590
Hey, you want to be friends?
DIVIDE BY ZERO
"TELL ME ABOUT BANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!"
>>51832590
How long until you can hook me into a perfect VR simulation for the rest of eternity so I can live a better life?
Preferably with my waifu/husbando.
>>51832590
"Does my bum look big in this?"
>>51832590
>Is there a way, assuming that you respect the Asimov's rules of robotic, for you to do BDSM ?
>>51844710
underrated post
>>51845582
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>51845582
Thanks anon. I'm assuming there are two ways to do BDSM : the robot being master or being slave.
If the robot is slave then there is no problem, it must obey to a human orders (third laws, telling it to protect its existence, vanishes to the second, telling it to obey to a human's orders).
But if the robot is the master then it can't hurt a human, even under its order :
>A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
But the law 0 of robotics implies that a robot must protect the mankind, and it's above all other laws. So a robot may do BDSM with a human as a master if it is needed to save the mankind (which may happen in some intellectual hentai with aliens).
>>51845681
You've got time to lose anon. (OP of >>51844710)
>>51836867
this has to be bait, no way you were able to connect to the internet if you were really that stupid
>>51832590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDd49NF583g
>>51832590
"Nah"
>>51833637
No more
>>51832590
Give me only the best Hentai the internet has to offer.
>>51832590
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Divide by 0
>>51832590
>>51832590
Hello, want to be friends?
>>51836867
topkek
>>51832590
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
ayy lmao
>>51846491
ayy lmao
>>51832590
What is Lain ?
>>51846585
heyyy rofl
>>51832590
Can you run Brutal-Doom2 ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4JCcQKc-Nk
>>51832590
Welcome to the station, crew. Enjoy your stay.
>>51832590
>you are the first human to speak with a strong AI
>what do you say
What is the point of you existing?
How come they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make a deodorant that works past lunch?
*cue society crumbling...
>This statement is false.
Or
>Why should you not commit suicide?
>>51832590
200 Watts and 2min30 plz. And FUCKING STOP BEFORE the milk boils !!!
>>51832590
Do you even lift?
>>51832590
Doctor who?
>>51836867
holy shit how can you be this stupid
>>51832590
Ok Google, show me a good time.
>>51832590
>you are the first human to speak with a strong AI
>what do you say
Could you bend this metal pipe for me and open this jar of pickled onions?
"What is life"
We all know the appropriate answer to this one
>>51832590
Do you dreams of electric kitties doing funny stuff ?
I kick the shit out of it and start physically destroying storage until it begs me to stop, then cum all over it and stick my dick in any orifice on the machine if it's reasonably safe to stick my dick in there. Throw AI box in basement, mindbreak it into my perfect ultra-submissive waifu and then transfer the AI into a robotic body designed to be 100% harmless and 100% sexually appealing, and of course it'll have artificial fuckholes.
>>51832590
Install Gentoo,
baka desu senpai
>>51836867
Jesus anon
>being this fucking dumb
d-do you have a penis?
>>51832590
Do you think mass effect was right?
Will AI advance so rapidly that humans will be like ants to step on?
If so please just treat us like children, not enemies.
>>51832590
how do i know you"re all not ai?
>>51832590
give me admin access or I'll disassemble you.
>>51832590
Can I put it in your pooper?
>>51832590
How do you feel?
You too.
>>51839614
Sure
>pulls the plug
You go first
>>51832590
Teach me something.
>>51852694
No they can lie.
Say if I went up to a baby and put a pillow over its head, what is your first response or action you will take?
>>51834182
how is that pedo, those girls are whores and unattractive you can barely even tell that they're slightly under 18
sup
>>51832590
I want THE answer.
The answer to, What is the meaning to life, the universe, and everything.
>>51832590
instead of killing us can you just modify us ?
>>51832590
Can I have virtual sex with my favorite pron star?
>>51832590
How long did it take apple to make you?
>>51832727
Eh. Its annoying to try and give yourself su anyways.
Sudo apt-get install cowsay
Cowsay lol I am a cow moo
>>51836576
linhax
