Christmas has come early, or was it Black Friday coming late? It's time for an unboxing!
dragon dildos
Let's crack it open. Just paper so far.
>>51816723
we are waiting.
I hope you like your dragon dildos
>>51816747
>this meme
seriously... you can't post your package of dildos without people assuming they are dragon related.
Let's get that boring brown stuff out of the way.
More paper it would seem.
hurry the fuck up op, get your fat fingers in there
>>51816797
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>>51816723
just show us what your shilling already
sage
And finally, we can see inside.
Got to keep Varka fat and happy.
>>51816817
>>51816834
It seems that we have some horsecock on our hands.
>>51816853
Now take a time stamped picture with it up your ass
Behold, in all its glory!
At least it's not a MacBook?
>>51816872
yay ffs
>why is this in /g/
Oh yeah, and there was a large wereable in there too.
>>51816897
Dragon dildos are technology
awesome thread lad
Once and for all, a thread to confirm OP's faggotry.
>>51816909
does it move and shock you while it's inside you?
that's the only technology I can see in a sex toy
>>51817004
Do cumtubes count as technology? Unfortunately OP didn't get a cumtube.
>>51817018
dear lord
>inb4 bait
>>51816787
Except hes right anon :^)
>>51816834
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>>51816872
Wut
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