http://oomlout.co.uk/blogs/news/79367233-national-crime-agency-lists-daft-cyber-crime-warning-signs
>>51773397
http://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/crime-threats/cyber-crime/cyber-crime-preventing-young-people-from-getting-involved
Between "programming means your kid is a black hat" and "coding is so cool you gurls, you should all do it, it's super easy and you totally get all of it in an hour", I don't know what is worse.
Oh yeah, I saw this already.
Another instance of idiots in higher up places not knowing how things work.
Anyone else remember Cameron's dumbass plan for encryption?
"movable printing type. We must keep this from the serfs lest they gain literacy and threaten the landed gentry."
they're almost as good as trump at meme spouting
>Do they use the full data allowance on the home broadband?
Fucking data caps kek
>>51774247
we only have data caps on the low tier plans. literally every ISP gives unlimited bandwidth cap for at least the "top tier" plan (like £30/month tops)
>> Warning signs of cyber crime
>>The following behaviours may indicate a young person is at risk of getting involved in cyber crime:
>>* Is your child spending all of their time online?
>>* Are they interested in coding? Do they have independent learning material on computing?
>>* Do they have irregular sleeping patterns?
>>* Do they get an income from their online activities, do you know why and how?
>>* Are they resistant when asked what they do online?
>>* Do they use the full data allowance on the home broadband?
>>* Have they become more socially isolated?
>>51774386
It goes on to say
>Many of these are just normal teenage behaviours
Too bloody right! All them are and very many are linked. Do they really want to set off panic buttons in ignorant parents because their kids are going through puberty?
>>51774386
>* Are they interested in coding? Do they have independent learning material on computing?
does anyone have those "teach your children about the dangers of loonux and free software" images
Bongs are the same idiots who want to ban encryption.
Just another glorious day under Sharia Law. :^)
>>51775015
Based France is setting an example by banning it.
I wish I was French.
>UK
>>51775075
citation needed
>>51775344
Google?
How about this classic?
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
>>51773397
>tfw I showed all those signs and still do but can't 1337 anything
>>51775577
Most "hacking" is simple as fuck. Just read the Art of Exploitation or something.
>>51775863
>Art of Exploitation
If I read it will I reap billions of dollars from Zerodium?
>>51775978
No. Hacking is easy. Not getting caught is the tricky part.
>>51776005
How would they catch me if I won't disclose my discoveries and sell them straight to buyer?
>>51775015
Here you go!
>>51773397
>1...check
>2...check
>3...check
>4...check
>5...check
>6...check
>7...check
I WON !!!!
>>51775577
>tfw i can but waste my time gaming while i can easily make money online
>>51776026
The buyer is one of those 13yo girls...
>>51776084
It's not like Zerodium hides it, mate.
>>51776037
Well, those are signs of computer related orgasms.
>>51773413
>>51773397
so UKian pentesters are screwed?
>>51774247
>>51773397
>Do they use the full data allowance on the home broadband?
Can't make that up.
>>51775344
https://www.google.com/search?q=france+tor+public
>is your kid good at chemistry?
>beware! he might become a drug lord
>>51776156
If you orgasm from using pacman you're a true autist.
>>51774326
Mate i pay £35 a month and have a 100GB limit.
Welcome to Great Bongistan/The United Kuckdom. I have to live in this shitty country.
Here in the Netherlands "hacking" is officially listed as illegal.
They obviously meant "cracking", but the people who wrote the law don't know the difference so no messing with my Raspberry Pi or writing sloppy code.
>Do they have independent learning material on computing?
What kind of fuckery is this.
>>51773397
>data allowance on the home broadband
LOL, the British government is rationing the internet?
I know they are officially "at war" but that's just ridiculous.
Have they started rationing food yet?
>>51773397
why would anyone still choose to live on wincest island?
>>51779227
>mfw definition of hacking changed over years
>mfw hacking is no longer referred to as coding or tweaking hardware/software stuff
I hate normies.
>liking programming means you're a criminal
>using Linux automatically puts you on a watch list
>searching anything about encryption makes you a suspect
IT'S A BRAVE NEW WORLD, INNIT BRUV
>>51776647
I get a bit aroused by watching software compile, is that autistic?
>>51773397
any dictatorship worth running would at least encourage technical innovation in its citizens. plz england, bby boi
>>51775075
france can try, but ultimately it will just be about muslims anyway
>>51775474
always a classic. I remember it from the same mirror :)
>>51776037
LOL
>>51779358
legitimizing the territory will make people believe ISIS worth fighting for, thus creating the source of unstable idiots who commit mass-murder--suidices necessary to justify the transition to dictatorship in the eyes of a terrified electorate. the terror is neither the state nor the enemy, but the trend
>>51775474
Came here to post that, glad to see someone else remembers it. That pissed me off to no end when I was in middle school.
>>51779350
Top kek
Anyone can download this "independent learning material" in a matter of minutes if they have internet access.
These parents really are oblivious to the world of computers, they think "hacking" is like consuming drugs, it's something illegal and anyone can do it, while the truth is "hacking" is not illegal but it does require a certain amount of dedication
>>51775474
>If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called"AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm.AMDis a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies ofAmerican processor chips.
kek
>>51779449
>mfw definition of hacking changed over years
It didn't "change over the years". It basically always meant "breaking into other people's computers" to most people.
>>51780620
No it didn't. the first Harvard "hackers" used it as a synonym for being clever or to improvise, particularly with computers. After the media caught on to it they put everyone (crackers and hackers) under the same umbrella.
>>51781115
Back before computers became well established, the majority of people who used/knew the term used it in the "correct" manner.
>>51779655
>LOL
> :)
>wall of fucking text
Kill yourself and leave my fucking board you cancerous piece of garbage.
>>51781198
That's a wall of text?
Invent time machine so you can kill yourself at the moment of your inception.
>>51779350
If it's not independent it's ok
>>51781300
I'm fine with reading walls of text if they're worth reading. You should check out tripcodes newfriend.
They work like this, go to the namefield put something really clever like "Dave the internet guy" then for the trip you make a "#" then put your password in. That way people will know who you are! :D
>>51781115
>No it didn't. the first Harvard "hackers" used it as a synonym for being clever or to improvise, particularly with computers.
And they aren't "most people".
>After the media caught on to it they put everyone (crackers and hackers) under the same umbrella.
Right. Like I said, hacking and cracking have always meant the same thing in common usage.
>>51775474
>Linyos Torovoltos
>>51776037
probably the greatest image /g/ has produced
>tfw i meet all but 1 of the reasons to suspect your child
>>51776037
I used to purchase video games on Steam with paypal.
And my parents once read my bank account statement I got an angry conversation about buying porn online.
>>51776058
Looks like someone either found an ebook titled "$500 a day BLACKHAT"
Or sqlinjected some insecure website and got some cc good work kiddo
>>51773397
When i was a kid, my school would have parent meetings telling them that dungeons and dragons and pokemon cards were associated with cults and that you should keep it away from them.
This shit is nothing new.
The determined kids will just hide it from their parents.
