Proper technology thread
>>51725336
>guy gets paid $35/hour to roll steel down a ramp
u mad
>>51725336
>technology is industrial machinery
It's Linux t.b.h.
>>51725381
what are they weaving
>>51725416
A series of tubes for the Internet.
>>51725416
"weave corrugated tube"
says google translate.
I think they're like pipes, but attached to parts that shake a lot (like motors), to absorb the vibration.
This one's fucking huge though.
>>51725336
>>51725381
That reminds me of a really weird fetish video I watched once.
>>51725868
This shit is so kawaii
>>51726910
you want spring?
here, i make spring
just for you
>>51725376
I'm mad that guy is a very rare occurrence because it's mostly some chinese guy doing this job.
>>51725918
Now the turbocharger?
>>51725416
>>51725496
this is also how carbon fibre tube raw material is woven, up to the scale where they weave tubes for airliner bodies (which are put together from tube sections) like this.
shit's insane when you seen it.
>>51725918
Oh that's hot.
>>51727130
This is gonna blow your fucking mind.
>>51727153
Fucking witchcraft.
>Programming one of these
>>51727707
how big is that block?
>>51727937
Size of a regular helmet probably
Here's the sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnIvhlKT7SY
>>51727963
I cant wait till we can get AR15 lowers milled from solid chunks of aluminum super fast
>>51727260
Mind = blown.
Did not disappoint.
>>51727707
CNC lifer here.
It's not that hard.
>>51727937
quick search says it about 46,153cc
videos states it 120kg so its pretty simple conversion
>>51727193
thats pretty cool
>>51725918
one of the cylinders dont explode why
>>51729182
They all do at some point. Look up stuff about engine timing
>>51727707
what the actual fuck
3d printing when
>>51729783
Now if you have something like half a million dollars to throw away
>tfw had cnc summer job and all I did was make literally thousands of a single part for 8 hours a day
while cnc machines can make neat stuff, 90% of the things we did were bulk orders of semi accurate parts e.g. shafts, mounts, plates that can't be accurately cast
>>51729980
This. I got shit for pay too.
We made a lot of blades and knives and plates and shit for Jennie-O.
Gotta grind that product, yo.
>>51727707
>Programming one of these
You don't. A CAD/CAM program automatically generates all the tool paths for you from a CAD drawing.
>>51730079
I meant programming the program that generates these tool paths.
>>51727193
>>51727077
moar, what are they building?
>>51729508
No, he means a lightbulb is burned out in the display. I noticed it too.
>>51729980
>>51730067
>want to get into cnc
>cant fucking remember all the g codes and shit
why
>>51727153
I want one
>>51731214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKs_fAhyYkM
>>51727260
technology teacher in highschool gave me an assignment to disassemble and re-assemble a VCR and right right a report on it's operation. was a great learning experience
>>51725336
SLUT
>>51731396
*write
god i'm retarded
>>51731214
Are you fucking serious? It's a wristwatch.
>>51727707
Are they making a mold? Aluminium dirtbike helmets would be a bad idea and the manufacturing process looks way too expensive for something that maxes out at $400
>>51731513
I think they're just showing off their mill.
>>51731513
Probably just a demo piece to showcase the CNC capabilities. Helmet was an interesting object with complex curves and intricate details.
>>51731297
remember your mneumonics, man.
>>51731297
They'll come back quickly. If you think about it there are only a few groups of functions/operations, having a quick reference guide would really help you remember.
>>51727260
>VCRs were this complicated
No wonder they sucked so fucking much
>>51731784
i once opened up a broken vcr with a friend thinking we could maybe fix it. the amount of moveable parts in there was INSANE. like a fucking clockwork. not a chance of diy. but it was well into the blu-ray era already and that thing was obsolete anyway.
>>51731829
>>51731784
to be fair that video shows literally all of the moving parts, and also literally the only movements it makes (eject is the same, just backwards)
>>51730102
Sure you did, anon.
>>51727707
Don't worry anon, this will be automated soon
>>51727153
Oskar Van Deventer
>>51732761
fussili GOAT
>>51727153
stl file pls
>>51732813
Fusilli is spelled with one S and two Ls
But yes they're GOAT
>>51727077
I want a watch.
>>51731382
Well, shit. Now I really want a watch.
>>51727260
But I already knew this anon. Still cool to watch though.
>>51727707
Reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where they show the outside of the bowling alley and there's a machine that lathes an entire log down to one bowling pin.
(Yes, I'm aware they can recover the aluminum filings and recast it.)
>>51725496
>This one's fucking huge though.
That's what she said.
>>51725336
that one looks just like when my dick goes in you're moms' pussy
>>51731829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
>>51734543
>>51734560
You are a great human being with an original sense of humor.
I hope your teacher will be nice to you from now on.
>>51725336
Weird boner.
>>51725381
Weird boner.
>>51725868
Weird boner.
>>51732761
Weird boner.
>>51734543
>yfw I'm responding to my post from 13 hours ago
>>51734717
No more teachers for me. Once my boss told me about the company's new policy of not giving automatic raises for completing degrees, I quit the MBA program I was a year into. Fuck that shit.
>>51734782
Yeah, sometimes I forget how slowly threads move on this neckbeard-infested board.
>>51732893
>>51733027
Now you want a pocket fedora.
>>51734899
>.webm.webm
i tried desu
>>51734899
Number of components: Over 2,800
Full List of All 57 Complications
Time functions
1. Regulator-type hours, minutes and seconds for solar meantime
2. Visible spherical armillary tourbillon regulator with spherical balance spring
3. Armillary sphere tourbillon
4. 12-hour second time zone hours and minutes
5. Indication for 24 world cities for world-time
6. Day and night indication for the 12-hour world-time
Perpetual Calendar Functions
7. Gregorian perpetual calendar
8. Gregorian days of the week
9. Gregorian months
10. Gregorian retrograde date
11. Leap-year indication and four year cycle
12. Number of the day of the week (ISO 8601 calendar)
13. Indication for the number of the week within the year (ISO 8601 calendar)
Hebraic Perpetual Calendar Functions
14. Hebraic perpetual calendar with 19-year cycle
15. Hebrew name of the day
16. Hebrew name of the month
17. Hebrew date indication
18. Hebrew secular calendar
19. Hebrew century, decade and year
20. Indication for the number of months in the Hebraic calendar year(12 or 13 months)
21. Indication for the Golden Number with 19-year cycle
Functions of the Astronomic Calendar
22. Indications for the seasons, equinoxes, solstices and signs of the zodiac with “sun” hand
23. The sky chart (calibrated for the city of the owner)
24. Sidereal time hours
25. Sidereal time minutes
26. Hours of sunrise (calibrated for the city of the owner)
27. Hours of sunset (calibrated for the city of the owner)
28. Equation of time
29. Length of the day (calibrated for the city of the owner)
30. Length of the night (calibrated for the city of the owner)
Lunar Calendar Function
31. Phases and age of the moon, one correction every 1027 years
>>51735180
2/2
Religious Calendar Function
32. Indication for the date of Yom Kippur
Functions of the 3 column-wheel Chronograph
33. Retrograde fifths of a second chronograph (1 column wheel)
34. Retrograde fifths of a second rattrapante chronograph (1 column wheel)
35. 12-hour counter (1 column wheel)
36. 60-minute counter
Alarm Functions
37. Progressive alarm with single gong and hammer striking
38. Alarm strike / silence indicator
39. Choice of normal alarm or carillon striking alarm indicator
40. Alarm mechanism coupled to the carillon striking mechanism
41. Alarm striking with choice of grande or petite sonnerie
42. Alarm power-reserve indication
Westminster Carillon Striking Functions
43. Carillon Westminster chiming with 5 gongs and 5 hammers
44. Grande sonnerie passing strike
45. Petite sonnerie passing strike
46. Minute repeating
47. Night silence feature (between 22.00 and 08.00 hours – hours chosen by the client)
48. System to disengage the striking barrel when fully wound
49. Indication for grande or petite sonnerie modes
50. Indication for silence / striking / night modes
Further functions
51. Power-reserve indication for the going train
52. Power-reserve indication for the striking train
53. Winding crown position indicator
54. Locking mechanism for the striking
55. Winding system for the double barrels
56. Hand-setting system with two positions and two directions
57. Concealed flush-fit winding crown for the alarm mechanism
Well that's something! Real mechanical masterpiece!
>>51734785
>thinking only in the now
Are you brazilian, by any means?
>>51735180
>>51735393
>57 functions
That's nice and everything, but 47 of them are useless.
>>51727707
I used to Programm 7 and 9 axis cnc milling machines with CAD/CAM at a pretty large factory in Germany. It's gorgeous to look the workpiece transform. Also the paycheck was enormously high. Anyway I quit after 10 years that I had to work with them, that's because I had to go to so many trainee seminars for extra qualification.
Im now working as a service mechanic which always was a dream of mine, repairing machines in a not so big factory. Paycheck really got a big cut, but I love the work.
>>51735197
>32. Indication for the date of Yom Kippur
Wut?
>>51734899
I appreciate the craftsmanship, but that thing is HIDEOUS. It's probably the gaudiest thing I've ever seen. It's the size of a fucking can of tuna.
What sort of person would buy that? Are there rich neckbeards?
>>51727130
Go back to Reddit.
Also, who puts ketchup on a hot dog?
>>51727130
Who makes these videos and contraptions.
>>51725336
I bet you're one of these "I fucking love sciense XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" faggots, too.
Kinda long vid but I would love to do this one day. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJd-WY0mm88
>>51732761
as an italian i was not disappointed
>>51736165
Don't know about op, but I think science is lame, and I fucking love these gifs
>>51735981
>the movement (aka: inside) of a pocket watch before being cased
>gaudy and too big
Come on now.
>>51736161
That one was actually made by the guys over at Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie something-or-other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYKg0gbRFns
>tfw they just disappear
>>51736569
what happen if a squirrel was inside?
>>51736593
it becomes mulch
>>51736593
He'd get a headache for sure with all the vibrations.
Also, Chinese shovel tech:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o
>>51736569
That's the most pleasing thing I've seen in a while. So satisfying.
>>51736569
i want to see it go down on a cow or something.
>>51736622
There's a ``your mom'' joke in here somewhere.
>>51727707
>no machining oil to cool the bit
what the hell? is this not a problem with aluminum or something?
>>51736559
I replied to the wrong thing. I meant to reply to the wristwatch in this video:
>>51731382
That watch really is hideous.
>>51735405
engineering for the sake of engineering. the only thing is sets out to accompish is prove that they could
>>51736633
i really hope there is.
>>51727707
>>51727707
What's the advantage of solid aluminium helmets anyway, the whole idea seem kinda queer to me
>>51736633
yeah
"your mom gave birth to a tripfag"
>>51725918
I've never thought about the Power order before. I dunno, I always assumed that it went around in order.
Learned something today.
>>51736573
What the fuck was the driver expecting to happen?
>>51736702
Don't they teach this stuff to you when you're like 16? I had to build a model of a v8 engine that actually did work (powered by air) before I could get a license.
>>51736500
>horizon remains perfectly flat
And people continue to insist that the world is a sphere
>>51736728
Did that car fucking wink at me?!
The nerve of some...
>>51736739
Nice bragging tripfag.
Most people don't have any clue how engines REALLY work. It's not common knowledge. Don't pretend like it is.
>>51736751
Ignore the annoying host, this video explains why Earth is flat in a way stupid roundfags can understand
>>51736674
looks like a promotional piece.
another anon suggested a die for the plastic parts
>>51726955
>that guy is a very rare occurrence because it's mostly some chinese guy
Chinese people aren't people?
>>51725416
A grand tale.
Looks kinda like an ISP to me.
>>51736777
You forgot the video faggot
>>51736789
He means people that get paid that much are a rare occurrence. There's no way that chinaman is getting paid anywhere near that lol.
>>51725868
Holy shit. So that's how those are made?
>>51736806
Sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqNnUJVcVs
ALLAH'U'ACKBAR
>>51736573
did he died?
>>51735180
>Hebraic Perpetual Calendar Functions
>>51735197
>32. Indication for the date of Yom Kippur
It belongs in the oven
>>51732813
That's rotini YOU DUMB COCKSUCKER
>>51736853
rigatoni bro
>>51736861
Haha. My grandpa had one of those.
>>51736874
the only way to win is to not play the game, which you just lost
>>51736874
Fuck you human, I make my own rules.
>>51736882
rename to freedom delivery.gif
>>51732813
Fusilli best noodle
>>51736909
>>51736918
>>51736927
>>51736938
>another thread shat up and ruined by a tripfag
forced anon when?
>>51736969
Trongs are actually listed on Wikipedia as one of the biggest innovations.
>>51736927
>>51736728
Cars 3 is looking pretty good...
>>51736874
I love that the robot has such shifty eyes.
"Yeah man, whatever, I win"
>>51736874
Rise of the Machines
>>51736006
Everyone?
>>51736943
that has to be some wagon-wheel effect, or something
thing's messed up yo!
>>51736751
You can clearly see the horizon gently curving with altitude. You're an idiot that's willfully ignorant of basic facts because being a contrarian is oh-so-fashionable these days.
>>51737051
Rolling shutter effect ya dingus
>>51736981
deserves it for clicking on that
>>51736573
The moment the drone pilot goes all "oh shit oh shit" alweays gets me.
>>51736928
I'm not a fan of russian engineering, but that thing is really pretty fucking sweet. I think it's a KA-52 though, the cockpit is too wide for a 50.
If I post one of my favourite contraptions, I might derail the thread again.
>>51736640
Aluminum is pretty soft
This one was pretty cool.
>>51737182
Okay fuck it.
>>51735981
its had the case removed retard
>>51725868
This is delicious
>>51736800
Oh god, my dick.
>>51737213
Next scene
>>51737051
>>51737129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxfXGELNiYQ
>>51736802
underrated post
>>51731432
disassemble and re-assemble a DVD (sic) and we'll forget this never happened.
![b832e72a8f8c67c6[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/7FL8ody.gif "b832e72a8f8c67c6[1].gif")
>>51737269
>>51732761
Pretty sure you could squeeze in another one, and if you're lucky, maybe 2 more to raise effectivity by 2/3.
>>51737213
I think it's honestly pretty amazing how it doesn't kill them at that stage.
They're going to be killed shortly thereafter, right? Why not just do it right there?
>>51737489
As far as I know, they're also immediately dusted off. I think law forbids killing in the stable area in many locations.
>>51736847
All those resources spent on research and construction.... Fuck
>>51737384
highly depends on the extrusion machine they are using. since they are essentially boiling starch and water in it they get a non Newtonian fluid that has a a higher viscosity the more stress you put on it. so when they want to press more mass through the openings they would also have to use exponentially higher power to keep the machine running.
there is a break even point for the extrusion machine and they most likely picked the amount of nozzles that yields the most pasta in relation to the energy needed to run the machine.
>>51737269
>>51737327
trippy cuh
>>51736943
sv_cheats 1
>>51736981
How does one record the screen outside of Windows like that? If I used any kind of recording program that I know of, it would have been closed when shutting down Windows. Did I just go full retard not assuming it's a mounted camera pointed at the screen or is there such wizardry out there?
>>51737665
Dude, it's a virtual machine.
>>51737700
this has to be one of my biggest facepalms I've ever experienced, lol. Thanks for clearing that up.
>>51736728
I suddenly have an urge to stick my dick in that car's exhaust pipe.
>>51737665
Got to be a troll post. It would be too hard to miss it saying VMware when it rebooted.
>>51736614
It's soviet "sapper" shovel though
>>51737870
What makes Soviet > Chinese in military shovel tech?
>>51736514
And that's why you should use rigid pipe.
>>51737956
being 50 years older
>>51736981
>>51736614
The Scissor is pretty sweet.
That little wheel thing's functions are the only things that I can't do with the old Bundeswehr spade I inherited. And it doesn't have a bottle opener. Because basically everything with a durable straight metal edge is a bottle opener.
>>51736751
No shit, the horizon is going to look flat until you're near or past the atmosphere. Actually, even if the earth were flat the horizon would look flat until you could get high enough to see the whole edge. Luckily the earth is around so we can orbit around it and see it from all angles.
>>51736802
That mane is insane, hole shit
>>51732847
>stl
This brings back bad memories.
>this thread
>>51738140
>the spherical earth jew
>the flat earth jew
if only you goyim knew
>>51736614
lost at "Shield"
>>51736802
I was picturing an old native mexican guy the whole time
>>51738081
oh god wow, good thing you usually do this when you just finished installing windows, so the only loss is time
>>51737489
Its not very sanitary and scares the rest of the chickens
>>51738458
>copper and not fiber
>>51736927
He's masturbating.
>>51738567
same
>>51738458
Normie filename :(
>>51736800
DMS switches, SONET ADMs, copper MDFs... all going away as we speak :( Everything is going ethernet / IP now. I'm going to miss this shit.
>>51738589
rate the filenames in my tech folder overall, not all are great
>>51737826
its not a troll its just reddit
>>51736802
>no penis
Fucking dropped.
>>51736847
Wayy funnier with the commentary to be quite honest.
https://youtu.be/MZ0SgAU9LXI
>>51736800
I wonder how they keep all this dust free?
>>51738637
What about fibre?
>>51737544
Everyone still got paid though. All the workers and researchers get paid for their time. Obviously a few loose some big money here, but generally this doesn't really make much of a loss, aside losing the research possibility or whatever the rocket was for
>>51738790
how/why do they teleport to different positions?
>>51738813
Go read a book and educate yourself, you insufferable piece of shit tripfag.
>>51736806
Not so mad the chinese aren't getting paid enough but that they steal our jebs.
I'm not a blue color anyways though so I should be glad the chinese provide cheap products for me.
>>51731382
something only a watch enthusiast could love
I do like the gregorian chant desu
>>51732761
mamma mia!
>>51738653
>apple logo
fgt
>>51738790
Fiber has been prevalent since the mid-80s. The O in SONET is Optical. We've just pushed fiber to the home / business now (in the markets where telcos are spending $$ at least).
Fiber is simply expanding out from core/backbone (inter office links for you telco folks) to prem.
So yeah - you could add fiber to the list. Near future connectivity will be mainly Fiber, Ethernet, IP(v6) (OSI order :^) )
>>51738881
Actually it's an anti-Google or anti-Chrome image.
Do u see the Apple logo at the top left?
>>51731382
>let's pretend that we actually do all of this very meticulously so we can jew out more money from those plebians
>>51738734
>that scream at lift-off
>"omagawd"
>"dis gonna be lawd"
>the guy crying
>"holy mackerel"
holy fucking shit my sides are forever gone
>>51737182
>not a fan of russian engineering
>>51738081
Why the fuck does everyone here recommend a daz loader then?
>>51727153
What's so special about it?
>>51738999
a) we don't, we recommend you buy a license
b) this was a fake version
>>51738783
I don't know about the server room, but I have been to a railway control room with similar setup as the webm, they don't really care dust there.
From what I've heard, some of the server rooms have a separate ac system, those without should at least get a filter. A special one got a wire fence floor, to allow dust to go through, not sure if it's true or not.
>>51738421
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murano_glass
>>51736981
>>51738081
the russian texts say something like we detected this computer have downloaded child pornography material and it's now blocked, to unlock your computer you need to pay a fine of 500 rub send money to this account in order to receive the unlocking code. If you don't unblock this computer all your data files will be wiped.
>>51737489
I thought they need to distinguish the sec of the chicken first. Female well be kept for eggs, male will be killed?
>>51739012
Nothing, but people with autism like it for some reason.
>>51739138
Also, it accuses user of watching gay porn which is as bad as cheese pizza in Russia and CIS.
>>51738999
The real DAZ loader works fine. Finding a legit one takes a while.
>>51739014
>The Real !Jordan.UwQ
didnt your trip get hacked and you died or got banned or something?
>>51739231
I always make my tripcodes public.
Been banned a few times, but I wait them out.
One of my tripcodes ended up autobanning anyone that used it, though it seems to be ok to use now.
>>51739191
>Finding a legit one takes a while.
Just in case somebody wants to know: http://forums.mydigitallife.info/threads/58464-Windows-Loader-Download
>>51738734
>GUN BE LAWD
>OMAGAWD OMAGAWD OMAWGAWD
>omagawd ;( ;( ;_: ;_;
>oh god :(
>holy mackerel
>can't stop taking pics
jesus christ, my sides actually took off into space, unlike this rocket
>>51738999
Fake version.
>>51739191
>DAZ loader
office toolkit is better.
>>51738734
Keke
>>51739264
The panting after running 20m is very meme-y too.
>>51738734
i dont understand why they're running away...are they retarded? it already blew up..
>>51738734
holy shit at the fucking retarded americans
>>51739319
Yeah, I wondered the same. It's not possible to get hit by something when they're that far away, right?
And if it was possible, moving a bit wouldn't help even a bit.
>>51739268
enjoy you're botnet
>>51738734
>>51736847
So this is what the American space program gets reduced too now that German rocket scientists stay in Europe.
>>51732761
>>51739546
nope. because i know how to use wireshark and there was nothing new in the traces afer i installed it the first time in a VM.
>BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET BUT BOTNET
nope, you're a fag and an idiot.
>>51732761
This makes me feel warm inside, and I don't even know why
>>51739711
It's timed.
>>51739728
>>51739711
It's possible to programmatically detect if you're running your code in a virtual machine. Maybe Daz thought of this. Until he releases the source code you can never know what tricks he has up his sleeve.
>>51738948
What does the thing in picture do?
