rate my CV /g/, I want to aply to be junior dev
>>51703677
those smiles look unprofessional.
pope is a guy who lives in Rome
>>51703677
You have grammar mistakes in your CV.
>>51703677
great find
>>51703739
>>51703677
also please don't be real ._.
>>51703677
>Sound like a retard who put his CV through google translate
You'll get the job anyways.
We hire poles to do the dirty work because you guys are better poo-in-the-loos even though you are twice as expensive.
Yeah, you can take english off as a skill.
kurwa i zamiast trollowania opa skompromitujemy po raz kolejny polske ze takie zjeby są u nas xD
>>51703677
>those fucking smiles
>grammar mistakes ('it's syntax')
>interests:BitCoin, Economy
This has to be a joke
>>51703677
Stop with those fucking bars, indicating how good you are in something, holy fucking shit. You fucking autistic pieces of shit. It's unbelievable how unprofessional the you autists are.
1.) Your english is terrible. Get this shit proofread by someone who actually has spot-on grammar.
2.) Nobody wants to read you fucking lifestory you fucking niggerfaggot. A CV should only consist of KEYWORDS.
3.) Additional Advantages is the most petty shit I have heard in all of my life.
4.) Your interests are fucking laughable. Are you 12?
0/10 I wouldn't hire you at all. Get a basic LaTeX-CV template and just type in your data and it will be way better than this fucking crap. Kill yourself.
>>51703677
>vocablulare
>other grammar mistakes
I think I'm gonna start using your CV as a template from now on. I think you should add some work experiences, though I'm not sure if that's something employers look for in Europe.
>>51703677
>pretty good verbal one
>vocablulare
>than how to cook burger
>This language was first I learn.
>knowleadge
>programing claases
>I learn differences betwen
Proofread it, fix the English. Then, make it easier to find your level of education and work experience. The smileys don't look professional and the description of the skills isn't great (you named some very basic C++ stuff).
>>51703811
>A CV should only consist of KEYWORDS
gib job please, me good programmer
ka RANA CHAN XDDDDDD
JOHN PAUL 2 RAPE SMALL KIDS XDD
Just get rid of smileys, put all your skills in one category then put your experience and education somewhere. Or just get a fucking template and someone to translate it for you.
top fucking kek
>>51703677
You might as well not list a skill at all if you're going to put a rating right next to it admitting how bad you are at it.
It very good
You hire
Do program
Yes
>>51703677
>listing fraudCoIN on your resume
Well, that and grammar and spelling mistakes out the ass.
here OP.
Be ready to describe how the Bitcoin protocol works in an interview
come to UK polan, lots of toilets waiting to be programmed
>>51704104
And to describe its impact on economics in a rigorous way.
>>51704101
autism intensifies
Is this a European thing to put having a drivers license on a resume?
>>51703677
It looks very unprofessional. Nobody gives a fuck about what did you learn first. And poor english, correct the mistakes and those smiles, concentrate on facts.
>>51704101
thanks
>>51704139
yes, having a license isn't that obvious ere
>>51704101
So we actually got rused lmao
>>51704139
Seems more like an American thing
http://butyoureagirl.com/about/resume/
>Learned to drive stick shift 2005
>>51704151
It is obvious and doesn't matter as long as you don't want to be driver. In networks it could be placed because you usually need to drive to a client but not as a dev.
>>51703677
This is gold
>>51703677
>4 smiles out of 5
You're not an RPG character, stop ranking your skills like that.
Your English is also terrible, so this is obviously bait.
>>51704132
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>>51704173
2 dozen faggots posting their shock at such a bad CV but offering nothing constructive says people did get "rused". I just responded more comprehensively.
>>51704175
It's not an American thing - see link below. I've heard about this on /g/ before and been insisted upon that in the EU/UK it's not necessarily a given that people would have a license, so they list it. In the US, practically everyone has a driver's license. The requirements are very thin - in California you take a multiple choice quiz that you don't even bother to sit down for, then you do a driving test wherein you generally pass as long as you don't hit a curb or a person.
http://www.fireprep.com/basic_information_that_should_.html
please let this become a fucking meme or something
In polish education there are many occasions to learn how to make good CV. This guy missed them all.
>>51704392
this is the only meme CV/resume
>>51704379
you're just wasting your time, if this isn't bait op is hopeless anyway
>>51704432
The worst thing about this CV is that, even if it is faggy af, the guy sounds pretty fucking smart.
>>51704432
i like it
>>51704432
wasn't there one with "but don't stop reading yet" or something?
>>51704101
In the UK you should mention if you can drive or not. Especially if your job will involve client meetings or other out of office work.
It does no harm on a good CV, but on one that bare it stands out because it's the only thing that's quantified on it correctly ha.
>>51703677
>rating your skills on a scale of smiley faces
my sides
>>51704501
This guy probably found job with that resume faster than with normal one. Some corpos likes such plays. Resume should advertise its owner as best as possible and this one do the job.
>>51704553
this might be true, but in the US it's so trivial to get a license that I can't imagine any reason that a person could justify not just getting one if they were hired for a job that involved traveling, unless they had a disability, and it's illegal to discriminate on that basis.
>>51703677
>good in reading and writing
>writing
>spelling mistakes freaking everywhere.
ojvey
>>51704432
HOLY SHIT.
>>51704638
Just assuming, since OP is polish and applying in English, that he is looking for work in the UK.
>>51704638
I think it's because you can get your license when you're 16 so you've got plenty of time to get it before you finish school. In Europe (or at least in most of European countires) you've got to be 18 + Poland is poor so not everybody can afford a car.
>>51704551
Ya but that one was for an idiot. This one was for someone with pretty fantastic credentials.
>>51704691
driving license is kinda hard to obtain in Poland
I tried like 10 times and I'm not retarted
btw it costed a month salary of an mid-tier worker
>>51704684
In Poland there are many foreign development companies. English resume is quite normal if you apply to one.
>>51704755
>I tried like 10 times and I'm not retarted
uhuh, jasne jasne, sure thing
Must be bait.
>>51704778
in my region passing rate was around 25-30%
>>51704501
>smart
this is an odd situation to use that word
>>51704755
Passing first attempt in the UK is uncommon too, most people I know took 2-3 attempts and failed on STUPID shit.
My brother failed, while having right of way, by letting another driver out of their driveway. It's unbelievably picky in the UK.
>>51704816
my cousin lives in UK
he failed few times in Poland and then moved to UK where he passed at the first attempt although he was not used to driving on the left side of the road
>>51704755
I passed in first attempt so it's nothing to be proud of that 10 times. But if you ie piss off instructor on exam you can say good bye to passing in couple next attempts.
>>51704755
>I tried like 10 times
>I'm not retarted
Do taczki kurwa, bo za kierownicę bym cię nie wpuścił
>>51703677
wow this is some bait
>Native Language
>Polish
I would trash it immediately without reading the whole thing 2bh.
Poles belong to the manual labour.
>>51704856
chrum.. chrum.. facet to musi umić jeździć i mieć fach w ręku.. chrum..
>>51704869
I wish it is.
>>51704885
ból dupy turbozjeba
>>51704880
this
>>51704885
prawda boli
>>51704885
>chce do jukej
>ma czelność nazywać kogokolwiek innego januszem
Jak jużtam będziesz to polecam metro, przynajmniej nikogo nie zabijesz.
>>51703677
>vocablulare
>>51704918
>>51704921
>>51704925
tylko, że ja zdałem za 1 razem bo inny anon here. wasz onet jest o tam ----> wykopki jebane xD
>>51704956
to na chuj ten twój bul pizdy?
>>51704691
This isn't believable. I think it's more about the requirements in the US than anything else. In California for instance you just need to pass the written test - which again is trivially easy - and pass the driving test. That's it. You can take either as many times as you need to pass - they don't even have cooldown requirements (e.g. requiring you to wait a month before you retake).
In California, the pass rate is ~50%, which is low but I really can't emphasize enough that *everyone* gets a license, so you're dealing with people that are such idiots that they would actually fail the first time. And since you can come back and retake it, you're almost certain to pass the second or third time.
If you simply never overcame that hurdle, people would wonder what specifically was wrong with you. It wouldn't be a question of *if* there was anything wrong with you.
polan pls
>>51704979
bo mentalne polactwo protojanuszy trzeba utylizować
>>51705001
Prawo jazdy to normalność. Za to dziesiąte oblanie to jakieś kurwa kalectwo, on w ogóle potrafi sobie dupę podetrzeć?
>>51705001
>wyzywanie idioty bo 10 razy musiał zdawać kurwa na prawo jazdy
>polactwo
>>51705001
Wolębyć januszem niż potrzebować 10 razy aby zdać prawo jazdy.
>>51704956
>wypok pe el
kurwa dostałem raka
>>51705030
w rocznikach 90 i później podetrzeć sobie dupę to już dobry skill
pierdolone darmozjady
>>51704992
same in poland, you've got to get at least 68 out of 74 point in the theory test (which costs ~$8) and then you can try the driving test (something around $35). there is no cooldown either but you have to pay for each attempt. there were few changes in theory test in the past few years so I'm not sure if it's harder in poland or in the us (or maybe it's the same). maybe it's because we've got to drive manual stick during the test, no idea.
Trashed, kurwa.
>>51705037
chodziło mi bardziej o
>Do taczki kurwa, bo za kierownicę bym cię nie wpuścił
xD
>>51704992
>>51705118
In the Netherlands, the theory test costs €35 and the driving test over €200. Most people pass it on the first or second attempt, after taking 20-30 1hr driving lessons.
>>51705176
we've got to drive for at least 30 hours (more if someone can't drive for shit) with the instructor
statistic Pole has to clean toilets for more than month to get those ~$400 for driving school, ~$40 for tests and ~25$ for giving out the driving license at the DMV when you pass. land of dreams.
>>51705118
when I was doing my 10 attemptes you had to take 3 or maybe 5 additional driving lessons after every 3 attempts and they costed around 30USD each
>>51703677
>easy of understanding manuals
i don't understand
>>51705398
>easy of understanding manuals
it's because you don't have easy of understanding CVs skill
>>51705398
ease, not easy
