Why do people do this to me?
>be me
>14d before bday
>whatyouwant.png
>LARGE usb sticks
>2 weeks later...
>2 identical 16Gb usb2.0 sticks
It has happened twice so far, pic related
>>51700415
Nice Blog
Where can i subscrive?
>>51700436
Right here
goo gl/n4qqVn
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>be me
>14d before bday
>whatyouwant.png
>64GB USB3.0 Stick - I could send you an amazon link if you want to save the work of choosing one, ma
literally how it works without autism anon
>>51700494
/thread
>MOMMY DIDNT GET ME THE RIGHT PRESENT
>>51700415
because you need to learn how to voice your opinion, anon. I know we've all been learn we're special snowflakes and the world will come and save us, but that's not how life works. You want something, you have to open your fucking mouth and say it instead of waiting for other people to take the hint.
>>51700508
this anon gets it.
>>51700561
>>51700415
This is the biggest tip right here dude. Lots of kids out there think this isn't real, they think it's a special TV episode made to teach them something.
Everyone's the same idiot you literally have to force them into doing what you want or else they will do the same to you.
When I was 14 I sat my parents down and explained to them that they don't understand technology and I feel very bad about them wasting money on things while they could have used it to make their lives better.
That's another tip, they have to know you're doing it for THEIR benifit or else they'll just think you're trying to get your own way.
And for some reason no parent wants to see their child get their own way.
Why does my mom do this to me?
>be me
>14d before bday
>whatyouwant.png
>NEWEST iPhone
>2 weeks later...
>iPhone 6
I threw it right into the trash. Didn't even pretend to be happy. Fucking bitch. I wanted an iPhone 6S and not this garbage.
>>51700727
Damn I can't remember if I had a pic about that.
>>51700415
>so how do you want your usb sticks
>just fuck my shit up
>>51700415
they are usb sticks and they are relatively large...
what do you fucking want anon?
>>51700415
I could see how it's not very useful to have identical usb sticks.
But apart from that, this >>51700494
>>51700415
no 128gb?
>>51700415
RAID them together you fucking loser.
>>51700727
You joke but there have been 2 successful suicides so far of spoiled white girls who got last-gen iPhones for Christmas.
>>51704652
And it's not even Christmas yet.
>>51704843
I meant last year you silly willy.
>>51704972
Source?
>>51700415
>>51701299
They are physically large
lolololol
>>51704652
Good.
>>51705828
I think it's because normies view 16GB as a whole lot of space
for them that's like more pictures and files than they save in a year, since they just use office and poke around on facebook and stream their media.
>>51704652
Let's see if we'll beat that record this year.
>be me
>want something
>buy it
>>51704652
Good to see that some things are still functioning correctly in this world.
>>51700415
just be glad they didn't get you something like this
>>51706341
> fishing
> fish one of these
> your laptop right in front of you
would you do it /g/? It's completely dried btw.
>>51706102
what a fucking guy
>>51706341
lez porn is saved here.
>>51703676
>bootable usb stick RAID
I'm not using it for porn
>Help, /g/, my family buys me things!
Wow, you sure have it bad.
>>51700415
>3 years ago
>family asks what I want for christmas
>say a hard drive for my server
>they get me one of those gay samsung externals
>next year
>same thing
>thanked and hugged them both times because they tried their best to make me happy
Now I have 2 USB cables coming out of my server's expansion slots and plugging into the back IO because I'm not an ungrateful cunt, OP.
>>51707670
you know that if its a nod ssd disk you can open the case and inside will be a normal notebook or desktop hdd inside ? take it out and there should be a little board where the power and data connectors are , take that off and connect it like you usually would
>>51707731
if he is so damn stupid that he could not figure this out
dont try and help, he is beyond it
>>51707731
The "gay" in "gay samsung externals" comes from the fact that they have soldered in 3.0 usb female instead of sata + adaptor in the inside.
The oldest drive in that server is actually an external I opened up.
>>51700415
>LARGE
>not saying the actual size you want
how fucking autistic do you have to be you faggot
>>51700415
>be me
>black friday
>have 16g 32g 64g and 128g usb drives
>see 128g PNY on sale for $20
>buy it for no reason at all
Whats the problem OP, are you not a capable human being?
>>51704652
i need proof
i dont think anyones that stupid
>>51700415
16GB is plenty of space for any reasonable use of flash drives. If you need to transfer more than 16GB, set up a server or something.
>>51708705
Can't find the info on those suicide attempts again but after a quick search I found this kotaku.com/5924355/young-woman-attempts-suicide-after-receiving-fake-iphone
>>51707731
DON'T DO THIS. This poster is trying to trick you. If you open the case you will void the warranty. Keep it closed; You're welcome.
>>51708754
>tfw no psychotic gf
>>51704843
why am I laughing so hard at this
