Computer prank thread
>be me
>brother always gets me on April fools day
>got me with the bang snaps under the toilet seat
>ofcourseyourealizethismeanswar.jpg
>write a batch file
>set it up to run on his computer on startup
>faggot NEVER restarts his computer unless it gets really slow.
>andnowwewait.gif
Three months later...
>brother restarts his computer because it finally got too slow for him.
Six minutes later...
>BEEEEEEEP *CLICK*
>"What the fuck?!?!?"
>computer beeps like Beaker from the muppets on LSD
>ejects the CD tray
>"huh, that was weird."
>pushes the CD tray back in
Six minutes later...
>BEEEEEEEP *CLICK*
>"What the fuck?!?!?"
Six minutes later...
>BEEEEEEEP *CLICK*
>"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"
One whole week of this goes by...
>he brings the fucking thing to staples
>pays $150 to get it fixed
>mfw they can't fix it
>mfw the thing was beeping like crazy in there for three days
>brings it to me because "you're good with computers right?"
>say I'll take a crack at it
>remove my batch file
>take the fifty bucks he offered if I could fix it
>mfw I pocket the money and say "April fools."
I have some more stories if anyone's interested.
Also general prank thread.
>>51697435
>dad wakes me up by putting his ding dong in me bottom like he usually does
>little does daddy know i took his gun from his safe the night before and hid it under my pillow
>shoot dada in the tummy, leaving him to a slow and painful death
>april fools daddy
Dumb frogposter
>>51697481
Dumb newfag. You probably prefer banana
>brother wont get a job just sits playing games all day
>one day when he goes out install linux on his pc
>now he cant do anything usefull
>gets a job
I guess the jokes on me cause once he had enough money he bought windows and a bunch of games then quit.
>>51697435
>in school computer lab
>create quick forkbomb in .bat file
>run it
>call teacher
>"is my computer broken?"
>teacher takes closer look at the PC
>"It seems the networking cables have fused" says teacher
>"I'll need an engineer for this" says teacher
>teacher assigns me a new computer
>do the same thing
>call teacher
>"why does the computer keep doing this"
>"it seems something about you emits electromagnetic fields that induce currents in the GPU's traces" says teacher
>"Do you happen to have magnets?" says teacher
>"no"
>"Strange..." says teacher
>teacher assigns me yet another computer
>do the same
>call teacher
>"What's happening now?"
>"It seems a super hacker is tracking you through the networks and bullying you" says teacher
>"He keeps injecting viruses which fuse the computer's network cables and borks its GPU" says teacher
>"I'm afraid I can't assign you another computer because you keep attracting cyber attackers." says teacher
>"But it's not my fault.."
>Teacher thinks about it for a moment
>Teacher assigns me the master computer which has a firewall
>Master computer controls all other computers in the lab
>Send the same fork-bomb to all computers in the lab, and run it on the master computer
>Forkbomb copies itself to the startup folder so it starts every time they open the computer
>Teacher is screaming at everyone to hold the start button so the computers force shut-down
>do that
>Teacher asks them to start up the computers
>The computers start, along with the forkbomb
>"The russian cyber attackers have breached our firewall!" says teacher
>"Their viruses are mutating and spreading amongst our machines!" says teacher
>Teacher calls the cops
>ohshit.jpg
>fake being ill
>go home early
>that was 5 years ago
>never got caught
:^)
good story, thx anon
>>51697519
>prank thread
>giving the gift of GNU/Linux
>getting your brother a job
>getting your brother games
your doing it wrong anon
>>51697572
why would the teacher not suspect you as the one who did it
kinda obv
Nothing great.
I always smile when I think about the time I took a screenshot of the family PC desktop back in the day, then I hid all the icons/taskbar/moved taskbar to the top of the screen and made that image the wallpaper.
>>51697514
>frogposter calling anyone else a newfag
>Got drunk
>'upgraded' to Windows 10
>Used default privacy settings
>TFW pranked yourself
>>51697736
Because he had no idea what was going on because he's under-qualified?
>at school
>teacher's computer
>printscreen the desktop
>remove all the icons from the desktop
>set the picture of the desktop as the desktop
topkek
>>51697742
Always in use, always work
The holly grail of april.
Once tried it on siphone 5, but you can't change the background on those bricks.
stupid frogposter
>>51697435
dumb frogposter
>>51697759
well I mean even if I would be underqualified and the teacher I would have thought that it is more likely that you're responsible for it than some russian guys or smth
but anyway, good prank
>>51698199
Thanks senpai.
Maybe the teacher needed to install Gentoo.
![ElectricalPanel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/awwBexN.jpg "ElectricalPanel[1].jpg")
>computer pranks
Okay, here I go.
>know a guy who plays games constantly
>recently he has been playing multiplayer games all the time
>one day decide to fuck with him
>get a big, loud firecracker that pops multiple times and put it beneath his door
>connect it with a long fuse so it can explode later
>go to the electricity manager for that house
>saw the lock off
>right after the firecracker popped, I stopped his electricity
>run away laughing like a little girl
I think I was just pranked:
>'Friend' calls me up
>Is working on some crap for work
>Claims that she can't type in a specific cell of a table, cursor just jumps to the bottom of the page
>Bored anyway, bimble over
>Click in the cell
>Type without issue
>She tries it
>Hits 3 on the number pad
>Realize she has num lock turned off
I want to believe she was just wasting my time for a joke and isn't this fucking stupid.
>>51697742
Little variant I pulled on a friend:
Screenshot desktop.
Rotate it 180 degrees.
Set it as background.
Hide taskbar.
Hide icons.
Rotate everything 180 in screen options.
"why is my mouse moving in the opposite direction? Why can't I click anything?"
>>51698633
Classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AhJ-fGQsfo
best computer prank video ever
>>51698684
Oh god..
seeing this, I remembered the token girl from the CS class in my school.
I wonder what horrors she went through...
>>51697766
I did that to my boss and forgot about it. After the weekend I got back to work to find that he had thrown his computer in the skip and got a new one from the company
mfw free computer
I'm sure everyone's done the one where you replace Google chrome with a batch file that opens chrome, waits 2 minutes, and then closes chrome.
>>51698000
>>51698633
Did the same thing to someone in my class as a demonstration for some other guys.
It's always good fun.
fakeupdet.net
had fun with this at times
>>51699631
fakeupdate.net
how could i fail so badly
>>51698000
frogposters btfo
>>51698684
Windows 10, Windows 8.1, Windows 8, Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP, Windows ME, Windows 2000, Windows 97, Windows 95
there you go m8, ten operating systems
>>51699948
>97
