how can I hack a computer
First step is to delete system 32 it prevents you from hacking.
With an axe.
>>51624880
This is good information what next?
>>51624904
You seem to know can you tell me what to do next
>>51624880
buy one of those masks, instruction are on the inside
install gentoo
>>51624915
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Nmap > Slowpoke > Find Hash for SSH > Crack Hash > SSH with root
>>51624933
checked
>>51624948
Keep it coming this is gold. how do I upvote your comment good sir?
>>51624880
1. Own are know someone who owns a computer
2. Download SCP containment breech
3. Startup SCP CB
4. When starting new game shove your dick in the USB whole
(((Congratulations you hacked the internet)))
5. Kill yourself
>>51624933
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>>51624994
This is a tasteful and refined joke. Did you think of that one all by yourself? How did you know having a last step of "Kill yourself" would be humorous?
This movie is the most accurate. watch and learn, scrub
Thread 10/10 all of my upvotes to you guys
>>51624880
sign in hack.com today!!
>>51624880
open terminal
ping 127.0.0.1
with any luck they'll be pwn3d in seconds. you'll need at least 16GB of RAM though
> learn programming
> understand how operating systems, memory, and computers in general work
> develop simply attacks for well known CVEs
> learn a penetration testing framework like metasploit
> target some insecure barely used systems
> create a botnet
> now you can ddos that kid who keeps calling you a fag on gmod
>>51625566
But anon, there's an easier way:
-Go to 4chan
-Go to /g/
-?????
-Profit!
Install Gentoo
This should hack it up nicely
>>51625038
>>51624880
Script a short batch file to hack the mainframe of the machine you want to hack > name it Smoke > decrypt the firewall > find the hash > mount the firewall on the hash (gives you admin privileges) > run Smoke.bat > profit
>>51624994
[Neck snapping intensifies]
>>51624880
Don't most kids use shitty scripts away? Just do that and be like every other 12 yo Anonymous leet.
