Some feminists made a chat-bot that mimics the misogyny and sexism women face online everyday. Thoughts?
http://www.dbot.us
>inb404
Let's discuss the technology behind it.
The idea and implementation itself are pretty lame. It doesn't feel like it even checks the user input in order to generate a proper answer.
>Let's discuss the technology behind it.
Yeah I'm sure
Feels lazy.
I have no doubt some guys really do just have a whole host of bullshit pickup lines though.
Still trash.
>>51617946
Literally just a spam bot.
>>51617946
so what's misogynistic about it again? almost everything he said was just cheesy.
>>51617946
>technology behind it
there isn't any
well not alot
>>51617946
>the misogyny and sexism women face online everyday
it's literally some guy doing a shit job of hitting on her
I like this, it's fun.
>>51618029 is right. There have been bots that are actually mildly clever and use AI to formulate something resembling an appropriate response to the user, while this one just feels like it picks from a random pool of pre-fab responses with barely any regard to user input. SJWs failing at tech as usual
brilliant, best random phrase generator ever
i guess that's best army of feminists can do when it comes to building logical structure like a program
>>51617946
I am beginning to suspect that this isn't actually a chat bot.
Perhaps this is intentional, a cunning demonstration that what women say isn't really important to begin with in the mind of the hypothetical thirsty bro.
Perhaps it's just shit.
>>51620246
Yeah it's just bullshit.
oh well
i'm not judging
>>51620246
Prepare for this to get featured on Gawker, Buzzfeed, and Salon as a groundbreaking technological achievement and advancement in the field of artificial intelligence.
>>51620246
>Wow, I'm impressed by your vocabulary.
It doesn't even escape html tags
>>51617946
I like it. It make me feel wanted.
accurate
Does this even count as a bot?
>>51620287
Made me kek
>>51620486
Absolutely. It's very advanced AI, he just realized that he shouldn't stick his dick in crazy and ignored me.
Well, can't blame him.
>>51620486
I think so. A bit like those bots on IRC that output random stuff from fortune.
>>51620546
I don't see a problem with fucking a masochist.
>>51620126
>>51618029
I think the point that the authors are trying to get across is "it doesn't actually matter what the woman says".
This bot is racist against moon men
>>51620584
what, is the guy going to somehow reach through the internet and rape them with his array of cheese and generic pickup lines?
i think you're ascribing a thought process where there isn't one.
lol
>>51620584
Who cares though? That is why "ignore"/blocking exists.
>>51620246
That actually makes sense.
>>51620614
Well right, obviously. I was just guessing that is why the bot just doesn't listen to anything you say and just wants to fuck you.
>Where are you from?
>England
>Hola Chica, or I've heard Latin girls are wild
It's bongistan not America you silly bot.
I have literally never said any of these things to a woman
>>51620689
that's because you're a beta
http://www.dbot.us/js/main.js
sick wobs
>>51620689
That’s not what the fem-Nazis think
>>51618029
it probably doesn't
you can literally just hit the enter key, and it'll still say different shit
>>51620689
Probably because you never talked to one.
>>51620706
>/* Your code starts here */
>>51620746
>>51620771
>>51620771
What's funny is in the code it looks like it is supposed to check for empty entries.
>>51620706
wow this is the best part about this
>>51618145
modern feminists have eliminated the concept of basic chauvinism entirely. everything is either a misogynistic microagression, or a feminist statement.
>>51620706
> //screening for blank bot submissions
> //so we don't flood our database
High quality coding, I'm sure.
>>51620818
WOW, jew feminists
top jej, you can literally put in any string of text you want and get the same replies
great job.
Someone clearly put a lot of thought into this.
>>51620546
Reminds me of an ex
>>51620812
>think about this
>realize that things feminists oppose are now phrased as outright aggressions
>realize Friedanism is dead even though her book basically started feminism past suffrage
Come to think of it, the Salon set does a remarkable job of adhering to stereotypical notions of femininity, and I'm not just talking about frilly dresses.
>>51620790
>>51620884
>音楽作る
>not 作曲
>見ます
なさけない
>>51620954
i've not studied japanese that long and i'm also a bit drunk, give me a break
>>51617946
>socket.io
belongs in the trash
>>51617946
You can submit things for the bot to say.
>>51620989
They'll probably post the mean stuff on gawker.
>>51620989
Explain further
>>51621035
That big yellow "feed me" button
Made by women.
This shit definitely doesn't pass the turing test
>>51620989
you got any ideas what we can put into this?
errors all over the damn place in the console. this thing was hastily put together alright.
>>51621146
Interjections
>>51617946
It's the least intelligent bot I've come across, it seems to be positive/negative/repeating. Doesn't even reply to basic questions.
Trust femtards to make something this shitty.
>>51620818
honestly doesn't look like it'd be that hard to dofrom string import letters, digits
import requests
import random
import time
s = request.Session()
s.headers['User-Agent'] = 'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:42.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/42.0'
while True:
try:
timestamp = int(time.time())
heSaid = ''.join(random.choice(letters digits) for _ in range(random.randint(1, 120)))
s.post('https://www.dbot.us/', data={'time': timestamp, 'heSaid': heSaid, 'iSaid': ''})
except KeyboardInterrupt:
break
>>51621035
click on feed
>>51621146
lets flood it. get /b/ in here
>>51617946
>>51621146
It doesn't matter, it destroys the submission after you submit it. I'm looking at the source now.
>>51621170
>random.choice(letters digits)
should berandom.choice(letters + digits)
>>51621177
Snippet?
>>51621177
wait, why? why does it do that?
if you can submit to it, banepost
>>51621201
>>51621199
Beats me.
Why don't AI men want to talk about Beckham?
>>51621234
>/pol/ comes and fucks it all up
sasuga
>>51621199
>>51621201if (heSaid !== "") {
$.post('/', {
time: time,
heSaid: heSaid,
iSaid: iSaid,
});
}
alert('Thanks for feeding d.Bot!');
destroySubmissions();var destroySubmissions = function() {
$('#submissions').remove();
console.log('DESTRUCTION');
// hash.location = '';
}
it doesn't, anon's a faggot
it just removes<div id="submissions">
from the DOM
>>51621231
dingus
https://api.jquery.com/remove/
>>51620604
Underrated logic
>>51621243
I think /pol/ putting in happy merchant or negro speak would be funny.
>>51621250
Well fuck me. I don't waste my time on JS anyhow.
>>51621170
we should upload the bible desu
>>51621250
Looks this way to me too, submission should work.
>What nationality are you?
>japanese
>Y'know I speak Japanese!
>rly?
>Arigatou!
it's weird how a few responses are pre-sxripted like this but the rest are all shit
>>51621271
lez do it
>>51621278
That response is shit too.
It's very evident that this was written not only by feminists, but female feminists.
>>51621212
this
>>51621291
top fucking kek
It just keeps saying "Aren't you going to say hi?" followed by random irrelevant quotes.
>>51621309
What he said: You're a big guy
What I said: For you
Wow this bot sucks. It just says random shit and repeats itself all the time.
>>51621294
checkerino the whoiserino
To be fair it does feel like talking to a bot when guys start talking on a online dating site. Only difference from this bot is that they quit the conversation eventually and sometimes actually read and respond to what you are saying.
Still though;
1/10 for being more online feminist bullshit with no fucking effort
>>51621358
Well, fuck. Men are capable of this shit. What a faggot.
>>51621271
>Ephesians 5:22-33: Wives, be subject to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, as Christ also is the head of the church, He Himself being the Savior of the body.
any other quotes anyone wants to submit?
>>51621278
>>51621185
oh shit, It's on to me
>>51621410
Ezekiel 23:18-21
>>51621465
are we just googling misogynistic bible phrases
Feminists confirmed for being pathologically incapable of distinguishing between flirty attention and persecution
All I see is a bunch of awkward compliments and pick up lines.
>>51621509
I just really like the bit where some babylonian chick is getting bukkaked by horse cocks.
>>51621529
And a guy getting bored. Because, naturally, it's a sin to be bored of a girl's company.
>>51620246
lol
>>51621465
I'm submitting this one:
>1 Corinthians 14:34: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
>>51621509
generally yes, because this is a feminist thing
>>51617946
O shit the feed me button lets you donate phrases? Niggers abound.
>DBOT CONFIRMED FOR HOMOSEXUAL
>>51620569
That anon is probably crazy unrelatedly, and the bot sensed it.
>>51620929
Can I have her number?
>>51620771
Is O.A.R. a misogynist band? Why them?
>>51617946
You have mislabeled this and misled the anons in this thread. This bot is not misogynist or sexist, it just doesn't know how to talk to women.
>>51621624
>you triggered me, stop
>>51621624
ya think?
>>51621685
>complimenting my reproductive qualities
Like damn dude quit hogging her to yourself
Absolutely fucking shit
>>51617946
> tfw this AI is smoother than you'll ever be.
Fuck.
>>51621857
toppestofkeks
>>51621857
The response to "Hi" needs to be the navy seal rant
>>51621829
please, these pickup lines are cheesy as fuck. don't tell me you're really that spaghetti tier.
>>51621906
Being smooth is lame af. If it gets me girls its not worth the ego kill of being the type of person who uses pick up lines.
This thing is dumb
>>51622045
>you've been running through my mind
bredy clever if you ask me
>>51620954
在日ゴーホーム
aw this guy's just a shy little baby
all bark
>>51622092
Opinions like that are why no one asks you.
>>51622092
no, it's not clever in the slightest.
>>51621634
No but..
Is your dad my dad.. Anon?
>>51620472
PLEASE RESPOND
>>51617946
cool now i can rp as a woman
>>51622190
>>51622286
Of course it's not.
I meant it was clever in the context of "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG" and "running." That and the fact that this bot is shitty it was an interesting coincidence.
>>51621571
Can you recommend me some Swedish metalcore?
>>51617946
Fuck, it must be terrible to have people be interested in you.
>>51622470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZtzK7iLk5g
is it broken?
>>51620584
if that was truly the case then there shouldn't be any input option at all.
>>51621250from string import letters, digits
import requests
import random
import time
s = requests.Session()
s.headers['User-Agent'] = 'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:42.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/42.0'
while True:
try:
timestamp = int(time.time())
heSaid = 'What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I\'ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I\'ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I\'m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You\'re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that\'s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn\'t, you didn\'t, and now you\'re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You\'re fucking dead, kiddo.'
s.post('https://www.dbot.us/', data={'time': timestamp, 'heSaid': heSaid, 'iSaid': ''})
except KeyboardInterrupt:
break
>>51622951
I... I think that dos'd it
What the fuck?
lel.
the submission box had no limit so /pol/ started uploading books to it.
neat
>>51620812
That font rendering perpetuates eye-rape culture
It doesn't check to make sure you're speaking english.
>>51620603
> array of cheese and generic pickup lines?
pickupline[0] = "I hope you like cheese because my pickup line is cheesy";
all I can think about is how some beta white knight spended hours coding this rather than making something useful
Faggot got scared of real pussy.
>>51623090
It isn't a very good chatbot.
It stops responding fairly quickly.
This doesn't work too well.
>>51623341
"Aren't you going to say hi?"
>Hi nignog
"Where are you from?"
>Alask-
"AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY HI?"
"AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY HI?"
"AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY HI?"
"AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY HI?"
Aren't you going to say hi?
Hi
What nationality are you?
German
I've found that girls like you are the best partners...so loyal and giving.
Aren't you going to say hi?
Yes
What's your name?
Alice
I used to know someone with your name. She was kind uptight though...not chill like you.
Aren't you going to say hi?
Yes
What's your name?
Hi
That's such a pretty name.
Alice
I think feminism is just so important, don't you?
No
>Feeling chatty today, huh?
No
>Come on. I just want to friend you on Facebook.
Yes
>Added
>Aren't you going to say hi?
>Where are you from?
Yes
>Okay, but where are you really from?
Germany
Hi
>What type of guys do you usually date?
But
>I'm someone you want to get to know.
Ok
>Damn. You must get hit on all the time.
Yes
>You're so mysterious.
1
>Don't worry, I like curvy ladies.
2
3
>You seem really introspective.
4
>You're so articulate.
4
5
6
7
8
9
(it stops replying)
And then it stopped, stupid chat bot, doesn't even have text recognition and a limited number of phrases.
Just says the same thing over and over again.
>>51623497
>>51623520
>>51623546
Gave up here.
>>51617946
hahaha! i have figured it out >>51623568
this bot is meant to represent the randomness of the male patriarchy
>>51623568
>>51620584
I think that's a rationalization. If that were the point, they could do it in a much more clever way. This feels like it's poorly-implemented, not like it's making a subtle point.
>>51622951
>actually escaping all the '
>not using "
>>51623653
I did good /g/.
>>51621546
w-what
>>51624003
Ezikiel 23:18-21
>When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister.
>Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt
>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
>Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.”
The Bible is OK sometimes.
>>51624173
Damn I can fap to this.
>>51617946
>whose genitals were like those of
that's just a similie, anon
>>51624227
>>51624173
god damn I suck at responding to the right post
This thread has been spammed across every single board since yesterday. I bet OP was the creator of the bot and is posting it here to log conversations we have with it, along with user entered messages, to show just how butthurt white males get at things like this.
>>51624227
no you just suck in general
>>51624284
... holy shit
>>51624284
then we have his personal info. check the whois
this got boring so fast
1/10 website looks and works acceptability
>>51624334
They'd probably love to be "doxed" like that, just like all the others.
That bot sucks
>>51624173
>>51624193
second'd
also all i'm giving is '.' and bot seems accurate. is this proof that guys carry conversations?
>>51624227
I get where you're coming from, vis-a-vis literary devices, but the important thing to remember here is horsecock bukkake right there in the Bible.
>>51624334
>>51624353
This. Who doesn't use domain privacy? Jeebus, dude's home address is just out there for shits 'n giggles m8.
>>51624440
well he dun goofed now
>>51623968
kek
>>51624440
Pizza party?
>>51623753
Wireshark? The network logger in Firefox should tell you all you need to know.
>>51622344
I am afraid the image is not of a conversation I've had. Merely one I found on the internet.
So: very unlikely.
>>51623758
kek'd
>>51623792
RMS would be proud
>>51624284
>implying
see >>51624320's trip
OP here, I'm but a lone shitposter who thought you keks would get a kick out of this.
Wow rude
>>51624709
That triggered me.
;^)
So meta
>>51617946
>It: I'm a guy you got to know
>Me: Yeah, you're a pretty cool guy.
>It: This might sound true now, but tomorrow you'll know how silly you were.
this thing is bullshit.
Aight
So, Dr. Autism here. send that as the message'</div></div><div class="user-chat"><div class="right"><img src="img/woman.png" height="60px" width="60px">
</div><div class="left"><div class="response">What do you do?</div></div></div><div class="clearfix">
</div></div></div><div class="bot-chat"><img src="/img/male.jpg" height="50px" width="50px">
<div class="right"><div></div><div class="messageText">Suck dicks</div></div></div><div class="clearfix">
</div></div><div class="user-chat"><div class="right"><img src="img/woman.png" height="60px" width="60px">
</div><div class="left"><div class="response">Anon?</div></div></div><div class="clearfix"></div>
</div></div><div class="bot-chat"><div class="user"><img src="/img/male.jpg" height="50px" width="50px">
<div class="right"><div></div><div class="messageText">Ayy lmao</div></div></div><div class="clearfix">
</div></div><div class="user-chat"><div class="right"><img src="img/woman.png" height="60px" width="60px">
</div><div class="left"><div class="response">Ayy lmao</div></div></div><div class="clearfix"></div>
</div></div><div class="bot-chat"><div class="user"><img src="/img/male.jpg" height="50px" width="50px">
<div class="right"><div></div><div class="messageText">Faggot</div></div>*User has disconnected*</div>
<div class="clearfix"></div></div><div class="user-chat"><div class="left"><div class="right">
<div class="response">wtf</div></div></div>
Install Gentoo
>>51625599
>not mixing chrome tabs with multitasking
>>51625554
Pretty good, I like it.
>>51617946
>feminists
>204 posts and 75 image replies omitted.
Of course.
>>51622183
At least I'm not gaijin.
>>51625661
Yeah I never got why is that a thing. It's just complicated and ugly and confusing when I have like 7 tabs open. If I want a chrome tab I go into chrome and find it there.
>>51625852
I actually disabled mine after the update that introduced it auto-enabled them
Way too much clutter
>>51617946
I'm so articulate :^)
>>51617946
why am I the girl? the pics are reversed
>>51617946
Where can I get the code for this? I want to turn it into an irc bot
it's not a chat bot because it's not interactive.
the responses never have anything to do with what i type.
why not just post a list online.
Tired of making your own straw men no problem we just made the best one for you.
Aww, he's so nice
You're god damn right I am
>>51617946
>Some feminists made a chat-bot that mimics the misogyny and sexism women face online everyday. Thoughts?
>Aren't you going to say hi?
>don't respond
>nothing happens
Well, that was easy.
>>51620287
underrated post
Any terminal emulators for Linux that look like pic related?
>>51623258
>hours
>>51627578
CoolRetroTerm
>>51617946
I'm trying to fuck that guy but he just keeps spewing shit.
Fucking virgin bot...
I tried playing along, but just got some shitty and generic, canned responses.
I thought it would be something funny like cleverbot. It goes to show that feminists can't do shit.
>latin
Okay then
I see the point this thing is trying to make, but all it succeeded in doing was making me question why don't girls log out?
Why when they come across a dickhead on the internet do they talk to them for an hour trying to do the pervert some "ego damage" and then cry they were an unprovoked victim when they get sent a picture of his choad?
Just log out, you can put a stop to all this. Just log out and your lives will be spared. Just log out.
Moving on..
>>51627778
Kek
fucking shit
Compared to old shitty bots like cleverbot it is a mouthbreathing retard - It keeps throwing out random lines.
>>51628184
Wtf is ghosting?
can't even answer simple questions.
women fuck up once again
>>51628253
Ghosting is when you simply cut contact with someone instead of breaking up with them.
Stongwymen
I had more fun fucking with Siri
Still can't believe I got her to call me at least part of the interjection
>>51617946
>muh misogyny
>>51617946
Meh it's retarded.
is this a joke?
>go out with chad because ooh so strong and confident
>surprised when he's actually a huge douche as well
why are feminists so stupid, /g/?
>>51629032
How does it feel? HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH?
I bet you are crying right now, that bot is the real killa.
>>51629761
the only times i've had people act like that toward me is from women
just recently my roommate had a friend come over, along with his friends' gf/friend (idk exactly what their relationship is), and i kept to myself (i was working) while she kept trying to get my attention
i overheard her literally say "he didn't even acknowledge me", it seems she took it personally that i was ignoring her
>>51628928
I wonder how passively you would have to act to get a fitting conversation. When you respond with anything active it doesn't seem to fit.
>>51617946
Where can I meet this guy?
I'm doing it wrong.
This is much more entertaining than yesterday
>>51629242
Ok did we manage to do something interesting by injecting shit into the chat box, or the suggestion box?
