I just walked into my room and found this...
What do I do?
Do my parents seriously think this is a good way to hide christmas presents? do they expect me to act as though i have not seen it? this is ridiculous.
Do the same to them, "hide" a gift in a really dumb and obvious place in their room.
>>51617181
>parents spending upwards of $600-$700 on a Christmas present
You lucky son of a bitch
>>51617181
Santa didn't hide that one well. You should be good or you'll get coal, child.
>Parent's buy you an 800$ monitor for Christmas
shieeet
Re-hide it somewhere they will never check
Why aren't you in school faggot.
I actually dont know what to do??? what the fuck is this a mind game? i hope its not just an empty box, i cant actually reach the top of my wardrobe.
>>51617251
>i cant actually reach
Holy fuck are you literally 6?
>>51617251
>i cant actually reach the top of my wardrobe.
hahahahaha WHAT the fuck does that mean
>>51617251
>cant reach
>wardrobe
fucking britbongs
>>51617273
no im just not freakishly tall
I never knew my parents could so easily fuck with me, my sister must be on this too.
>>51617206
wish i could bro
>>51617251
>Being this much of a manlet
>Living with parents
>Any year
>>51617251
when will they learn
>>51617251
wtf nigga just stand on a chair
>>51617303
>manlet
im 5'7", thats average height actually, like i care, i just want to get this thing down without breaking it.
Is this actually a good monitor? /g/ approved or what?
>>51617251
>, i cant actually reach the top of my wardrobe
MANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
If they are fucking with you, this is a fucking beautiful way to do it.
>>51617181
Can't wait to get my pair of socks and aftershave this year. I meet even get lucky and get a chocolate selection box!
>>51617294
what are chairs?
what are step ladders?
what are ladders?
what are a bunch of haphazardly stacked things?
>>51617319
my bedroom is so tiny, i cant fit a chair in that space and i dont want to risk falling on my comic books/pc/video games or just my shit in general and then breaking the present.
>>51617371
pics, i dont believe you
>>51617371
>risk falling
Holy shit this is comedy gold.
Do you just randomly fall over doing day to day activities?
Are u mom rich
>>51617371
This is bait
>having parents buying you toys
You must be over 18 to post on 4chan
>>51617181
>>51617371
manlet in a tiny room
>>51617371
install gentoo
>>51617331
Average height is 5'10" in murrica unless you're a girl.
>>51617181
>Implying you didn't buy this yourself.
I hope your parents just found the box while buying you a 21.5" AOC and are exceptional trolls
are you a fucking baby ? do your parents need to hide everything from you ?
How crushed were you when you found out Santa isn't real ?
>>51617181
Be glad your parents know what you actually need for gay men, usually that would be impossible.
You must have told them what to purchase.
Also they could have just spent 140 for that NEC monitor.
>>51617449
>Santa isn't real
Woah, wait
OP, I demand you to post a picture of your room after all this shit.
>>51617418
>My parents don't love me
C'mon m8
>>51617371
LIES
>>51617251
Fucking Liar
do you know if your pc can even support that...
your OS of choice doesn't happen to be Damn Small Linux, does it?
>>51617181
"No, hun, let's let him see it and sweat it out, He doesn't really deserve it, but we love him, right? He better get serious in school, we need to straighten him out before he turns into one of these 'modern twats'."
>>51617449
</spoiler> #triggerWarning
>>51617203
>tfw no coal
>>51617494
>>51617499
>>51617489
ok then if you really want to look at my room...
this is really starting to fucking frustrate me now.
i might have to confront my parents, they are still downstairs.
>>51617181
They didn't hide it because it's not for you.
>>51617724
can you post a pic of you reaching towards the box?
>>51617737
this OP
stop being so entitled
>>51617712
if that thing on the far left is the tall cabinet with the monitor on top, then it looks like you could easily place a chair there and reach it
why is this so interesting? i was supposed to leave for work 4 minutes ago but i think i have to stick around and see what happens.....
>>51617737
Hope this is the case
>>51617724
you fucking idiot, close your door, put a chair next to your door
also>>51617712
confirmed 1% PoS
come ON, OP my boss is going to be PISSED at me
>>51617181
Underage faggot
>>51617201
800*
>>51617492
>I can't support myself over the age of 18
>I want presents MOOOOM
Come the fuck on m80
>>51617724
>>51617712
does 4chin wipe metadata on upload?
>>51617492
>my parents don't spoil me and I have to work for what I have and I don't just get handed a $800 monitor
The real world is going to be hard for you, anon. That is if you ever graduate.
Its just a troll thread, you all are feeding him well.
how hard would it be to think to grab a broom stick and nudge it off the wardrobe.
Not to mention he claims his room is too small for a chair but there is plenty of room for one between his bed and records.
He clearly bought it for himself and put the box there for this purpose.
>>51617739
i dont know why you really want to see that but i can deliver
>>51617931
Op you're a manlet, 5'10 is actually average height. Get an adult to get it for you.
>>51617311
Literally every single person in Hollywood over 6' is on that list
>>51617931
yep OP is right its clearly impossible for him to some how stand on something, or use something in hand to give him an extra 4" reach, nothing like that exists in this realm
>>51617960
>manlet
5'7" is considered average, but i have spent enough time debating that crap online and in real life, i dont care anymore.
Nobody cares about your height when it comes down to it really.
>>51617931
Your hands look nice OP
>>51617962
I was about to reply with Richard Kiel but then I remembered he died last year ;_;
>>51617978
Op I'm sorry but I have bad news...
>>51617978
5'7" is NOT average, because there are not many adult males that are shorter than you. there are a LOT that are taller than you though.
just admit it. you're short and you'll never be tall.
>>51617894
>If someone gives you something it means you can't support yourself
>If someone gives you something it means you rudely demanded it
Damn, that's some serious reaching.
>>51617913
>If your parents give you something nice it means you have no work ethic
>Muh real world
Lmao
>>51618001
Now he is -6ft tall
>>51617931
Are you blond or are you 14?
>>51617181
>complaining about the fact that your parents bought you an $800 monitor
ingrate faggot
>>51618007
>Self reported
Wew lad
>>51617448
Plz this
>>51617181
someone should have told your parents that this monitor lacks quality assurance.
insane amount of people suffer from blacklight bleeding, dead pixel, color distortion.
you should check it for backlight bleeding and dead pixels asap. report back, preferably withpictures
>>51618069
>>51618077
lol
>>51618045
Dammit Ben...
>>51618007
SO im still taller than girls. what else needs to be said about that. im tall for a boy in some areas. average even.
>>51618108
lol keep telling yourself that
i'll be out with my tall friends pulling ladies with ease
>>51618023
sup guys
i got my dad to get it down for me, i will post pics soon.
here is a pic of my hamster until then just for the lols
>>51617181
You pretty much had 3 courses of action:
>Be a confident grown up, and go thank them for giving you such a gift.
>Be an innocence guard and act like you didn't even seen it, then act surprised when they give it to you.
>Be an edgy teen and complain on the internet about how silly are your parents for being bad at hiding a huge box in the same house you live in and consequently not even trying to hide it.
>>51618017
>Parents don't buy me retarded GAYMAN shit/hundreds of dollars presents so they don't love me
Damn, that's some serious reaching.
>>51618153
how fucking short are you ?
Can you not even reach above a door frame ?
Can you not just be self sufficient and step on something to reach higher ?
Damn, how many GBP did you have to save for that?
>>51617990
thanks babe
pic related is just for u ;)
OP here, my mommy and daddy are retarded fucks that waste money on shitty gaming plastic.
[spoiler] fuck you all
>>51617897
Yes back under mootykins reign, he got tired of normalfags trying to sue because /b/ doxxed them when they uploaded photos of themselves being retarded.
wtf monitor needs nvidia card???
>>51618258
>the great thing about getting abs isn't being healthy, it's showing everyone online that I did
OP you desperately need to off yourself for sneaking around and finding your Christmas presents
What kind of little shit eater wants to spoil the surprise...
>>51618147
I can get ladies too, its not hard.
>>51618196
>short
As discussed above im 5'7", that is AVERAGE HEIGHT.
Yeah I could have done it myself but when you can't reach something its always much safer to get somebody to reach it for you.
>>51618258
0/10 kiddo
>>51618379
now check for backlight bleeding
>>51618379
>being this in denial about your height
Might be on literal suicide watch.
>>51618379
unbox it nigger
This explains why /g/ is so fucking shit now, actual 16 year olds posting their christmas presents. Fucking awful.
>>51618403
Checking now, will post results soon.
If anybody is still interested after some trolls derailed my thread with the heightism.
>>51618440
sure, but you're still a manlet.
>>51618379
>5'7
>average
sure thing, kiddo
>>51617181
>Christmas gift
How young are you?
>>51618439
I'm 22 years old actually.
>>51618461
i'm getting a 2600€ pc this year and i'm 25. sucks that your parents don't love you
>>51618466
>won't even acknowledge he is short
>expects to be believed about age
i expect poor people to buy christmas presents during black friday to skip out on paying for wrapping paper
>>51618454
You must have something really wrong with your head to want to try and put a confident person down online.
>>51618258
>thinkpad logo
made me laugh
No lightbleeding, no defects, all good.
Everything is so fucking smooth at 165Hz.
Ofcourse the new modern games arent coming close to the smoothness of the older games but who cares its a vast improvement over my 144Hz.
I would post pics but my camera isnt good enough, it will look like shit regardless.
Pretty good, thanks to my parents. really awesome gift
>>51618699
>its a vast improvement over my 144Hz.
>I'm still stuck at 60hz
today you succeeded at making someone jelly, but at least I paid for my shit and not my parents, faggot
>>51618722
i will give you that haha
I was planning on purchasing it myself for xmas but my sister must have told them that i wanted this monitor, they dont know anything about gay min.
The box is full of dildos
>>51618183
Literally never said it had to be anything expensive, that's just you making assumptions like you've been doing all day, kek.
>Being this assmad
>>51617251
>getting christmas present
>can't reach the top of his wardrobe
so you're under 18 right?
>IPS
>165 Hz
What the fuck, I missed another jump in specs?
>manlets
>>51619201
DON'T FORGET G-SYNC
THE WAY ITS MEANT TO BE PLAYED
Ur a lucky kid with rich parents. Be happy.
>>51617181
If I were the parent I'd get an empty box, fill it with clothes and put it into my child's room
I asked my mother for a Titan X and she didn't even know what it was. After I showed it to her she told me to get a job.
>not even a car
>>51618986
>takes this long to reply
I've caught you, you assumption slinging little faggot. Here's a good one; the mere fact you measure love via dollars shows how fucking broken of a person you are.
>>51617358
Kek
>>51618939
underrated post
This fucking thread holy shit
>>51619520
>Making more assumptions
>Love measured in dollars
Never said that, just said that there's nothing wrong with parents giving their children unsolicited gifts to show their affection. You're the one who started getting all autistic about MUH SELF SUSTAINABILITY I DUN NEED YOUR HANDOUTS.
What the fuck happened in this thread??
>>51618204
I personally dont have one but a store near me had them in for 800 GBP
>>51618483
Sucks that you're still a man child who can't buy his own electronics.
>>51620487
/g/ happened
>>51620561
i have my own income. do you not know what the purpose of presents is? ever got one?
>>51617449
>Santa isn't real
Hold the fuck up
>inb4 you take it down and the box is empty
>not getting christmas presents from your parents even after you turn 18
i'm sorry
>>51618460
>what is standard deviation
>>51620876
>wanting to take money from your parents
no thanks I'm not a selfish piece of shit
Tfw OP is that mentally damaged that he has hallucinations of his parents at home, and even has the "buy" stuff for him, as anon lives his life like he has over the past 15 years unable to accept that his parents are dead. OP is such a faggot he needs to create imaginary parents because of this has he can't just fucking move on like a a man instead he pretends he's still a child. OP is a sad broken man.
>christmas when you're successful
>only things you haven't bought yourself are way too expensive for anyone else to buy for you
>poor family members struggle to come up with any ideas
>have to feign enjoyment of whatever they give me
feels bad man
>>51617449
>How crushed were you when you found out Santa isn't real ?
wut
>>51621072
I hope you never lose someone dear to you and realize that they are what bring you joy and not things.
>>51619520
>not measuring love in dollars
It's like you care about your parents
They're not hiding it on purpose you dumb cunt, they're giving you your present early
>mfw my parents just ask me for a list of shit i want for christmas from them
They still wrap them even though I know what they are because it's fucking fun to unwrap presents
>not having your presents sit under the tree for an entire month
What's the point
>>51617181
>>51617181
>>51617181
STOP TROLLING /g/ TALCON
>>51620900
lmao, what the hell are you trying to say? Have you ever taken a statistics course?
>>51621175
>They still wrap them even though I know what they are because it's fucking fun to unwrap presents
Fucking this.
I have a budget every year that gets lower as I get older (19 now, $1000 budget) and my parents just ask for a list. It's not like they just hand it out to us though, because we work for it each year and etc.
>>51621348
a budget for you to buy gifts for others? I don't understand. What do you mean you work for it?
>>51621587
He has a "budget" for his own presents. He gives his parents a list of shit worth $1000 and they buy it for him.
Fuck I just walked into my room and this was hidden behind the door
What do?
>>51622292
ask "who is storing this box in my room? for it has clearly been opened already" and then suck that guy's cock to play games at 144hz
>>51622346
165Hz ;-)
>>51622382
I thought even display port could only do 1440p and 1080p to a maximum of 144hz?
>>51622483
That's false. It can't do 4K at even 120Hz though.
Does this have backlight bleed like all the horror stories I've read?
>Santa's not real
Fucking what m9
So which box has the dragon dildos in them
>>51618017
>if your parents buy you something that costs $800 you have no work ethic
Sounds about right, I'm not sure what you're trying to ask
>>51618539
He is trying to get you to accept who you are, he's actually helping you. Or you can keep lying to yourself until you are keked by your wife.
>>51618699
>I can notice the difference between 144 and 165
If your this gullible to placebo I have some audio equipment to sell you.
>>51617897
nope
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fg%2F1448918088401.jpg
>>51617449
>How crushed were you when you found out Santa isn't real ?
>implying Santa isn't real
My kid wants a videocard to play fallout 4 in his pc. The pc has a cheap hd 5450 card in it. It will play the game but is laggy at times. What is a good upgrade that would allow him to play with less lag? Don't want to spend 300 dollars. Looking for around 100.
>>51623010
>$100
>>51623010
You're gonna spend at least $160 if you want to play Fallout 4
Here
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814487156
>>51620650
>that image
>>51617181
>>51617201
>getting a Christmas present
You lucky son of a bitch
can't wait to see the shit backlight bleed. its the one reason i haven't purchased an ips 1440p g sync cuk monitor yet. Still using a qnix 1440p ips 96hz though with some small backlight bleed on lower corners.
>>51617251
great kek ty anon
>>51625155
>>51625166
>backlight bleed
>being this much of an autist
>>51621030
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
nice thread /g/
>>51625055
>Having parents
You lucky son of a bitch.
>>51626332
Not having to deal with domestic abuse.
You lucky son of a bitch.
>>51621030
lol you nailed it my boy, OP is a sad twisted little husk of a man
Dad got a new video card for xmas.
>>51617181
Move out of your parents house as soon as possible
dumb meme thread
this website is fucking gay
>>51618153
>>i got my dad to get it down for me
>>51617251
If you're a QT, you should start cross dressing
I got nothing for Christmas since I was like 10.
Noice, OP. Also got a HRF Monitor too. It's amazing how buttery smooth things are.
>>51626549
>Having a place to live
You lucky son of a bitch.
>>51626760
Last thing I got was socks and underwear because I asked for it since I needed it and I was ecstatic to get it
>>51617251
goddamn this thread
>>51617331
That isn't average height, I was that tall when I was 16
I don't know how tall I am now
>>51617331
It's subjectively good, I'm sure there's lower priced components that are just as enjoyable.
>>51617181
>Q1 2016
>TN panel
>>51625055
This. Who /thirdworldpagan/ here?
>>51623010
used 670.
>>51618379
>Is a 5'7" manlet
>Dad is tall enough to reach monitor without problems
Judging by your height, I think your dad got C U C K E D
>>51627099
>Unable to read on the box
>Q4 2015
You do know it's actually a IPS panel, right?
>>51617311
So many white people...
Smh
>>51626769
>Living
You lucky son of a bitch.
This whole thread is bait
i want to save this thread
how
>>51627286
shift f2
screenshot --fullpage
>>51627286
>>51627319
oh and this
https://rbt.asia/g/thread/51617181
SCREENCAP AND POST FOR KARMA PLS
INCLUDE MY COMMENT WHEN YOU DO SO
>>51627235
GB 2 /pol/ you racist fuck.
>>51617181
just open it up kiddo.
>>51617181
>All these fucking people not realizing the bait
>>51617331
i am asian and 6'.
you're a manlet white boy.
>He thinks it's for him
OP you sound like a fucking manchild. You cant even buy your own stuff or get it down from a height. Kill yourself.
>>51617449
>How crushed were you when you found out Santa isn't real ?
wow dude
>>51625155
>to tall to be a kawaii as fuck midget
>to small to be considered normal looking
circus it is!
>>51627241
>being dead
You lucky son of a bitch
>>51628836
>existing at some point in universe timeline
you lucky son of a bitch
>>51617181
throw it in le garbage
>>51627473
Post your best loli
>>51629290
>son of a bitch
you lucky son of a bitch
>>51617181
>165hz
>IPS
It's their fault for "hiding" it like that. Just be honest and thankful to them
>>51629290
Given the infinity of time it's a given that I would have existed.
>>51617358
Literary Britbong
>>51626332
Are you saying you were grown in a lab or some shit?
>>51617181
My mom once left the newegg packaging boxes in the breezeway, thinking I wouldn't notice I'm the only one in the family that would ever want something off newegg
>>51629416
>lucky
You son of a bitch
>>51629609
>You
son of a bitch
>>51629618
>Son
of a bitch
>>51617251
Its a challenge OP, if you want it you must overcome your manletism and reach your prize or forget about it... forever.
>>51617181
Wingardium Levioaaaaaarrr you limey faggot
your just lucky man. haha
>>51627286
bookmark it
duh
>>51617199
This would actually be a really nice thing to do, come on op
>>51629623
>Bitch
>>51629821
>Son
>>51623010
If $100 is your limit, you're gonna have to get real lucky on craigslist, with a broken yet easily repaired component the owner can't be bothered with, who has no idea what it's real world value is.
>>51619344
They're. Not. Made. For. Gaming.
>>51617201
>>51625055
>>51626332
>>51626549
Get your fucking reddit shit out of here
>>51629971
Ledditors don't greentext you summerfag piece of shit
>>51629955
It's not even really made for a professional setting as there are plenty other cards with ludicrous amounts of faster buffer and more cores for high end processing farms yet they seem to market them to gamers.
What is the purpose of this card?
>>51617181
OP your parents are probably midgets thats why they hid it there. Unlike you they think its hidden from their prespective
>>51629980
Yes they do faggot. Go back and never return.
>>51629832
>Son
Of
>>51630063
>Of
Ruined
>>51627115
>Christmas
>not pagan
>>51617418
Just because your parents stopped buying you christmas/birthday presents when you turned 18 doesn't mean everybody's parents don't love them.
>>51618007
>self-reported
I can say I'm 6' if I want, that doesn't make it true
>>51629818
you sound like a girl
>>51617181
>What do I do?
Tell them to return it because the panel is shit and AU Optronics needs to fuck off from ever making IPS or TN panels again.
>>51618460
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=man+height+distribution
I'm not OP, but according to this it's more like 5'6
My parents also placed my christmas present on my wardrobe.
>There is nothing placed on my wardrobe.
>>51617181
white privileged faggot detected
OP plug it in see if your video cards support it
OP plug it in give me a taste of your parents rich monies.
>>51627367
Make it a sticky already
>>51631081
Its good actually
>>51627115
Who /russian/ here?
Our currency fell down from 30 per dollar down to 60per dollar. No jokes.
All the foreign goodies now 30-100% more expensive than 15 months ago.
i wish my parents would buy me a PG279Q
>>51617203
>hoard coal
>mine bitcoins with sever AMD setups
>diamonds
>???
>profit
>>51627053
I was 6"1 when I was 16, you manlet
Who even keeps growing past 16
>>51617204
Right?
>>51623010
>not your wife's son
Dropped, ignored, reported
Damn, even chinese men are taller than OP.
he fits in with mexicans though
>>51618939
kek
