Hey Faggots,
My name is Microsoft Surface Pro 4, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at pictures of stupid ass iKek devices. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever run full Photoshop or GTA V? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than ricing shitty Chinese smartphones.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I run Windows 10 (it just works), and have a multi-position kickstand. What features do you have, other than “use Apple Pay to buy pictures of naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get 5 star reviews, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.
So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.
I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
>>51601938
stop using OP as escape goat
>>51604228
>escape goat
You mean a scapegoat? Run along Tyrone, its time for the grownups to talk.
>>51604356
>he doesn't get the joke
>>51601845
>Tablet
>Not pocket computer
Wew should've bought a nokia N9 you fucking idiot
ITT: how to detect newfags
>>51601845
Hello old friend, haven't seen you in a while.
Reminder that this pasta was popular over 8 years ago.
>>51605085
>He doesn't get that the fact that he doesn't get the joke is the joke.
>>51601845
Underrated
>>51605085
>mfw i lost my /g/ theme pastas
>>51601845
10/10 OP
