How would the NSA blackmail you, /g/?
>according to our capture logs, you spent an average of 28 hours a week shitposting on 4chan for the last 9 years
>only 0.03% of your posts contained an original thought or an intelligent idea
>it would be a shame if someone found out about that
I seriously would rather die.
Nice try.
Let them know faggot NSA.
This is a trap, like OP.
>>51584367
they wouldnt. the worst they can really do is threaten to extroardinary rendition my ass or send me to leavenworth.
>our logs show that you spend most of your day pretending the NSA is spying on you and trying to gather information out of one of your thousand of shitposts
>It also shows you have mentioned the word "Nigger" approximately fourteen thousand six hundred and eighty two times in the past 3 years.
>>51584367
>our logs show that you fap to traps
>please anon, we're so low on funding ever since president trump liquidated us to pay for the great wall of mexico
>c-could you spare some personal info so we can sell it? P-Pretty please?
>you've used the word "nigger" on the internet 9,172,362,846 times
They dont have to blackmail anyone they will just make you have an accident if you get too problematic.
>>51584367
ultimately jack shit of interest except maybe a fetish or two
honestly i don't feel like i do anything that anyone would care to know
i play video games, fap to reasonably vanilla content, and, from time to time, browse /g/
if telemetry/spying bothered me, i would simply remove the ethernet cable and play fallout 4.
>>51584739
>>51585558
I think if I saw all my shitposts lined up, I'd have a mental breakdown
