>apple
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/former-apple-worker-37-jailed-for-causing-15000-worth-of-damage-to-luxury-flat-by-storing-excrement-and-urine-there-for-three-months-34237410.html
>A former Apple worker was jailed for 12 months for causing €15,000 worth of damage to a luxury Cork flat by storing his excrement and urine in bottles, bags and boxes around the property over a three month period.
This sounds like the average /g/ applefag
He'll be released soon, they thought he said 'my shit', but he was actually storing the newest Apple product, the iShit
There is literally nothing wrong with eating your own shit
>>51568002
>a former apple worker was jailed by the apple gestapo for leaking the latest iproduct while stocking up for the launch event
>>51568002
I hope its another arm tablet
>>51568041
So the histories were true. They really are applefags.
>>51568002
>storing his excrement and urine in bottles,
/r9k/ and /g/ btfo
I'm calling this fake and gay this can't be real it's to close to the creation of eats shit with there hands meme
>>51571211
Seems real.
/g/ was right again
>>51571211
How is it close? Apple users being the fecal matter of the computing world has its roots from 1989.
So what? This is discriminatory as fuck! Is it illegal to be a scatophile there? I'm not gonna defend the factI like Apple and they make the best products but this is just absurd to accuse someone over this, it's just crazy! He's probably gay and they decided to find a reason or excuse for him to blame something about, just more bigotry IMHO. And 4channers are playing they're game.
>three month period
What a casual.
too important to die
Jesus Christ what
>>51568002
Would just like to make it clear that this weirdo was German, not Irish
>applefags
>europoor applefags
lmao
