Why are hackers always wearing hoodies?
Black Hoosier matter LuLz
>>51552610
they're edgy af
or
they're assassins
who knows...
cause their comfy
they're over clocking their pc's so they have to have the air conditioner on all the time so they're cold
>>51552629
>mapquest
>>51552629
honestly is it just me or does elliot always look pants on head retarded?
>>51552610
Because it's edgy
>>51552654
DAE LE TIP TIP JOHN CENA?
>>51552610
Hyper intelligence, mostly.
Highly intelligent individuals tend to be much more privacy minded than the average pleb, hoodies are nice to maintain anonymity in meatspaces.
They're also quite toasty, I like to wear winter clothes while being indoors with the ac on.
>>51552629
This is amazing.
>>51552610
assassins = hackers
templars = jews
>>51552784
This isn't /pol/, antisemitic trash. Gtfo
>>51552610
It's cold in the basement.
it's lined with foil so they cant have their brains hacked moron
>>51552817
Gtfo JIDF
They wear black fedoras. Hoodies are for script 1337 kiddies.
If you want to be 187um hardcore you get yourself a balaclava.
>>51552610
because it's super sp00ky
hoodies and masks are like real life vpns
>>51552721
Complete bullshit answer.
They wear hoodies to keep them from feeling like a spooked horse, asspies get sensory overload and its a safe space for their head.
>>51552610
they spend all their time nearly immobile except for their typing hands, and, they can't afford to heat their tenement apartments
>>51552610
Let me rephrase that question. WHO IS NOT WEARING A HOODIE RIGHT NOW? Come on, hold your fucking hands up!
comfort
if i were hacking id still wear a hoodie
i love hoodies
i want one with cat ears but thats kind of autistic
>>51555202
The fact that you've even considered doing this means you're already autistic. Denying yourself ownership of said eared-hoodie is to deny you have severe, crippling autism that has been secretly destroying your entire family since your birth and that's just not being honest.
>>51555249
i dont actually have autism tho, they just look kind cute
I'm wearing a turban.
>>51555257
>>51555202
Do whatever you want man, you only live once. Wanna wear cat ears? Wear cat ears.
>>51555257
Denial of previously undiagnosed mental ailment is normal. Let's be clear that your affinity for animal themed clothing and ostensibly your love of pretending that you're a cat (and possibly even engaging in forcible copulation with a feline) is classic behavior of absolutely insane, immeasurably high levels of autism.
>>51555314
>ostensibly your love of pretending that you're a cat (and possibly even engaging in forcible copulation with a feline)
lmao what the heck mang I just like cat ears
>>51555340
That's just it, the crux of the issue. You're failing to realize that people who engage in this sort of behavior, wearing clothes that equate to a kintype and whatnot, never fail to have galactic level autism. In fact, if you could somehow equate the level of severe, paralyzing autistic tendencies that said group exhibit to the power output of various stellar sizes you'd find that the cat ear group in particular would align with the biggest and most powerful stars in all of known existence.
>>51555396
I'm just gonna get my cat eared hoodie and continue living my life as usual t-thanks anon
>tfw American Apparel is bankrupt and all their hoodies and t shirts are unavailable
>>51555418
I think you owe it to your family and your one imaginary friend to finally accept and admit your incomprehensible level of autism. It's only when you admit this openly that the (admittedly miniscule) healing can begin. The healing will be done mostly on the part of those affected by the aforementioned incredible autism as you yourself are, by default, beyond even feeling those types of complex emotions normally reserved for functioning members of society.
>>51555485
most of my friends enjoy things like this too
and the little family i have just thinks im an extremely normal and slightly boring guy, havent had a single problem or weird moment with them since i was a little kid
I've worn hoodies my whole life, but I must admit after Mr. Robot I started wearing them with the cap on. It's silly, I know.
>>51555545
very.
Because you can cover your entire head and blend in(anonymous). They're also warm.
