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>Use links instead of a ram gobbler browser
>Get pizza
Is it so hard?
>>51521714
>nothing shows up because the entire page is one big javascript app
>>51521703
How can i get the pizza in Windows 10?
tell mom to buy frozen pizza and wobble back to my basement
Wait. Who makes this "Delicious" pizza
$ wget ftp:delicious.pizza
>post shitty memes on /g/
>pretend I'm joking
>starve to death
THE BOTNET WANTS ME TO NOT BUY PIZZA
Use Nonfree Javascript ironically
How do you pay with non-free money?
>>51521900
>using nonfree javascript ironically
>using Windows ironically
>letting big brother install working spy cameras in your every room ironically
>moving to North Korea ironically
>not being part of the botnet master race
You deserve to starve.
>>51521703
>reverse engineer javascript code
>write a GPLv3 userscript that replaces the functionality
There should be a seamless addon for this
>inb4 librejs
>>51521950
LibreJS does nothing like that, all it does is block javascript which doesn't come with a free license, and most of the time it block those, too
>>51521982
that's why I inb4'd
>>51521909
all monies are nonfree, they're proprietary and protected by threat of prison time if you even just acquire the source i.e. plates
>tfw during the "botnet wants me to starve" meme i started working on a cli-pizza ordering api
honestly thought it could've been a simple script to hack out in a few hours
>wound up spending like 4 hours trying to reverse engineer a bunch of different web apis for pizza chains
>>51522032
Do these guys
https://iloveavanti.hungerrush.com/
Compile pizza from source
>Americans think their pizza is tasty
Lel
>>51521703
i use linphone to call and order pizza
>>51522057
lol i gave up on that project months ago
>>51521703
>Implying I'm not growing my own grain, milling it into flour, pouring some water on it and letting it sit out for a day or so, then kneading it, putting some sauce I've made from tomatoes I've grown onto it, and then some cheese that I made from the milk I got from my cow and let curdle, and then putting all that over a fire I made in a oven I made out of the earth and rocks, and then taking it out and eating some delicious, free, open source pizza.
Non-free pizza? ISHYGDDT.
>>51522031
I can buy food with buttcoins in the netherlands m8
>>51522198
>I rp in runeacape
No one cares
>>51522198
>Still probably uses monsanto seeds/store bought fertilizer.
Still isn't free faggot.
>>51522244
>buttcoin
>not using superior ganoocoin
Stay botnet pleb
>>51522117
Pls anon
I haven't had their pizza in so long but I refuse to support nonfree software, no matter the language
Too easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeCToyNIibs
>>51521703
I make my own app based on my probing for the unofficial api in a vm going thru an MITM proxy.
or write my own .js to replace the site's nonfree one.
>>51522117
I will give 100 of the dollars to see this project finish with support for >>51522057
>>51522391
ok.
I've done this shit before.
what other chains you want senpai?
sudo apt-get install Delicious-pizza
Go to the actual pizza place instead of being an autistic faggot
>>51521703
>pick up telephone and call the pizza place
>have them deliver it to me
>enjoy delicious pizza
>>51522404
There's another one I used to go to, but a recent event turned me off of them for good
They even require registering to order online, now
>>51522032
Did you have a third party examine the javascript and give you the specs first, or are you reading it yourself? If the latter, they might still be able to claim copyright over your code
>>51522485
Enjoy your Government Surveillance.
>>51521703
Personally I use my GNU/Legs, walk to the pizza joint, and order one inside.
>>51522493
ok.
well I think I'm just going to develop the script in mind to be extensible with plugins.
so you can make it for whatever.
>>51522566
>muh botnet.
Unless you physical go there you are gonna get botnetted
>>51522611
Going there in person is even worse!
>muh CCTV
>>51522717
>not learning how to evade cctv
fixed it for you
>>51521751
Delicious does.
>>51521703
>compile JavaScript
>It's libre machine code now
>execute and enjoy pizza
>>51524351
>compiling nonfree source code makes it free
I pull out my phone book
I locate the phone number of the pizza place from which I want to order
I use the free/open source phone application on my phone (running Cyanogenmod) to call them
I order the pizza by telling a human being, rather than a computer, what toppings I want on it
>>51524386
Yes.
There is no way to prove that the finished code was compiled from the copyrighted code. It could have been rewritten to be free.
Who orders pizza online, anyway? Just call the pizzeria.
>>51524435
Freedom requires free licenses + source access or public domain + source access
When someone asks for the source to your binary you gave them, what are you going to do?
>>51522566
what government surveillance? I called using a regular telephone. even stallman has said a regular telephone is fine to use.
>>51521747
Edge browser
>>51521703
hate myself and run javascript
in fact I'm doing this right now.
>>51521703
props for creativity
>>51521703
I call the store or I walk in and order a pizza
>>51521703
>decide to walk using free as in freedom legs to the pizza shop
>I'll be bartering using 3d printed 2hu figures
>need to cross street
>ignore traffic lights running on non-free software
>die
You never win
>>51521800
>>51521900
>>51521944
>>51522111
>>51522244
>>51522344
>>51522566
>>51522611
>>51524422
muh dub farm
>>51528112
>2hu
>copyrighted characters not released under a free license
Good job, the botnet got you. Was it worth it?
B-bump...
Why is nonfree javascript on fire?
>>51522032
>scan pizza sites for vulnerabilites
>get access to user database
>change someone's address
>order pizza using his account
>get pizza
>some faggot is charged for it
>>51521734
>I hate you!
>pizza
Enjoy your bloat
