>tfw to dumb to get into programming
>>51504918
>tfw when still reddit frogging in 2010+6
What a surprise, it's a frog poster.
>>51504918
mimimimi
>>51504918
good. stay out of programming,
![steps-to-live-your-dream[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Pzrr1Mz.jpg "steps-to-live-your-dream[1].jpg")
>>51504918
Ever programmed your VCR? Ever set the clock on your microwave? Ever edit text?
Then you can program too! Unleash your dreams, subway scarfer.
Also, Python.
>>51504918
>Still eats at Subway.
>tfw changed my major from IT (networking) to automotive technology
>>51505020
cool, does that mean my years of html + css experience makes me a programmer?
>>51505130
Good. You can study automotive communication protocols, driveability diagnosis, and learn about reflashing/reprogramming engine management and other computers. Cars are full of computer goodness but most mechanics don't understand them. More money for you (and much physically easier work!) if you into that.
>>51505130
Good move.
I have my degree in CS but ended up being a subaru master tech. Between my job at the stealership and my own personal garage i make considerably more money and don't mind the work.
>>51505201
Cars are becoming more computerized. That's one of the reasons why I switched. Down to things like updating clients' on-board computers or reprogramming their electronic keys.
Fun stuff. People who think automotive work is purely wrench turning by baboons who know nothing of modern technology have another thing coming.
I also plan on branching into certification for hybrids and electric cars as well, on top of servicing normal cars.
>>51505230
If you're at a good stealership you can make boatloads of money.
I just personally like the work a lot more than sitting at a desk all day. I had to do some serious job shadowing to figure it all out and found that work as a technician is much less bullshit than work as an "IT guy"
>>51504918
>tfw tried to make stopwatch in C++ and failed
why live anymore?
>>51504918
>>51505192
I find it extremely hilarious that all of the people too dumb for CS are frogposters.
Anyone who frequents /r9k/ should be permabanned Tbh
>>51505165
I don't see how that's not programming. Something is executing your code.
>>51504918
>The guy who spends most of his day making NEETpepe threads on /r9k/
>Too dumb to do something that requires a bit of intellect
Well color me surprised... Nor not...
>>51506493
>nor not
I was too dumb for CS but I don't post frogs!
I can empathize with a lot of the feelings they portray though.
>>51504918
>tfw I'm stupid as fuck but can still do a little programming to feel 1337
>>51506610
>Introduction to Sociology
>>51506663
Yeah universities make you take dumbass classes so you're well rounded bro.
Enjoy your trade school I guess
>>51506676
well rounded in dumbassness then?
>>51506683
You got beef?
>>51506676
they're barely passing them with c's. doesn't really seem like its making them well rounded when they barely pass them by scraping by.
they're obviously not taking them seriously.
but then again i remember my bio teacher in high school talking about how she barely passed english with a c and she admitted she only did the bare minimum to pass it. all she wanted to focus on where her science classes since thats what she enjoyed.
>like programming for fun
>make some little games, a bot, some scrapers and various stuff
>stop because I never know what to program anymore
Fuck this
>>51506645
Show us your leet skills, anon?
>>51506676
>enjoy your tradeschool
what's wrong with tradeschools?
>>51506750
Just keep reading books about computer stuff until something inspires you
>>51504930
>>51504931
What's wrong with frog posters?
Is pepe a reddit origin meme?
>>51506834
pepe is actually pretty oldschool but reddit sort of took him over
>>51506834
It became too mainstream for 4chan's hipsters so now they pretend it was from reddit all along
>>51506834
back to tumbly kuk
>>51504918
>>51505192
>>51506593
dumb frogposters
>>51506834
It's an /r9k/ meme that got the usual Reddit treatment for 4chan memes and now people are pissed off that happened.
The reason why people are more pissed off about it than when this usually happens is that /r9k/ considers itself a place for people who society bullied and eventually rejected before the final insult of taking a big part of their own culture from them. You should have seen the rage on /r9k/ when "normies" (as they call normal well adjusted people) started to believe that pepe was originally from Reddit.
>>51505165
Technically, yes.
>tfw just dumb enough to get into programming
>>51506610
So the math was too much? You dont care or are uninterested? You got pretty far in there
>>51507042
nah the math was fine, I just got this weird anxiety and depression
then I left for a year and tried again and got the same way a second time so I gave up.
I'll never be able to go back without like living at home or having a job still to keep me rooted. I always just got stuck on 4chan and then would be too scared to go to class once I missed a day or whatever and I'd never turn in less than perfect work so I got Fs in everything.
Still don't know why it happened
>>51507004
/r9k/ is older than 2008
>>51507111
I don't think you're right. I even searched on Google after reading your post and it was made in February of 2008.
>>51504918
>To
>>51506931
"Normies" is just short for normalfags. People have been saying "normalfag" for years now.
>>51506750
>>51507402
every time I try this, it always ends up being more math oriented than i'd like
>>51507353
Why change it? It's cancerous as fuck.
You are a fucking manchild if you actually use it that way.
Also, chances are, if you use "normie" instead of "normalfag," you probably don't know what it actually means.
>>51507402
rollll
>>51507611
>Why change it? It's cancerous as fuck.
Reddit changed it. Reddit's 4chan subreddit has this weird obsession with /r9k/
>>51508340
Said the Redditor.
>>51506931
"Normies" like memes from 4chan for surface level reasons. This is no secret.
It's just bad luck /r9k/ happens to basically be a meme factory, as it's obviously a bad feel to be depressed and then see chad posting pepe on facebook.
>>51507081
I've been at uni while depressed and anxious. It is 100% NOT your normal brain and it's normal potential. Shit makes you so much less motivated.
>>51504918
>Doesn't know the difference between 'to' and 'too'
Enjoy your job at Burger King, fām
>>51509214
so much this
>>51509120
>as it's obviously a bad feel to be depressed and then see chad posting pepe on facebook.
only for a fucking autist
>>51507402
Rolling
>>51508340
It is unfortunately. The sad thing is that everyone there tries to pretend it's the actual 4chan when really it's just messages from /b/ and /r9k/ (at least 99.9% of it anyways)
>>51509491
They are copy pasting our threads?
I'm getting triggered over here.
>>51507402
roll
>>51509539
They take a random ass response just for the keks.
An they make it so that the username for everyone in the comment section is "Anonymous". Pretty much it's "Reddit copies post from 4chan and tries to be 4chan". It reminds me of why I hate reddit.
>>51504918
Why are NEETS associated with subway?
>>51509491
They post here too.
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3tufrw/anon_looks_for_technology_advice/
>>51509727
Think jared fogle
>>51504930
2015.9 != 2016
>>51509727
There's one guy who spends most of his day posting NEET threads on /r9k/ and he's pretty much obsessed with subway food.
Kind of pathetic when it comes down to it... Both spending most of the day creating and replying to the same thread and the being obsessed with unhealthy fast food.
>Too dumb for theoretical physics
>Go into programming job with self-taught C++ and no other real experience
>Now a big fish in a small pond at small company
Everything went better than expected
>>51505020
>Then you can program too!
>>51507402
>Temperature converter (with leap years)
Ok
>>51509858
>unhealthy fast food.
Oh god this. I love people who go into subways and order footlong steak subs thinking they made a healthy choice
>>51509075
Because /g/ is now 4chan's reddit sub4chan (or so it seem at least).
>tfw just dumb enough to post frogmen all day instead.
Hey-ho.
>>51504930
never in my life have I seen pepe posted on reddit. ONLY on 4chan...
>>51509907
lel
>>51504918
>using the viral marketing frog
>>51509339
>autists
>on 4chan
oh god forbid!
>>51509924
Well that's murrica for you... Same country where you have people who believe that if they eat several mini-pizza's instead of one full size one they'll put on less weight even thou the mini pizzas weigh more than the full size one.
>>51508340
>>51509491
yes, and moot is an admin. and has posted there before.
>>51510000
Less is more friend!
>>51507180
>2015
>taking 'an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation' seriously
>>51510000
checked
>>51507068
that was the facebook frog though
>>51510139
>pick up some intro programming books and websites, make some fun little baby projects
>hey I should do this as a job, get interested into CS
>realize that I'll essentially be spending all my time with maths, but still end up on the lower side of the maths related degree spectrum, and be some code monkey shoved in a cubicle working 9-5 questioning my life choices
>keep programming as only a hobby
>>51510249
Face book didn't exist in those days.
>>51510256
What a coincidence, I was just reading about Richard Dawkins here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Mohamed_clock_incident#Hoax_allegations_and_conspiracy_theories
also
>implying english, cars, the wheel, nations, and celebrities are not memes
>not memes
>>51510260
unless you are doing CS research you won't see that much maths in programming. You can be completely retarded for maths and still program.
>>51507081
Uh oh, that's a pretty common diagnosis in college students these days.
Just go back and get your shitty GPA and graduate. Just explain to your professors/future employers your grandpa died or something
>>51510327
dawkins is right about ahmed
>>51509961
>>>/reddit/
>>51504918
Study really hard and become an idiot savant. It's kind of more cool than being just someone whose overly smart because you can be a complete idiot without having to be embarrassed.
>Anon is so dumb he doesn't even know how to spell
>5 minutes later
>holy cow anon how are you so good at this thing? I'm so impressed. You're so cool.
>>51507027
underrated post
>>51510000
Nice quads, fäm
>>51510260
Baka Kaeruposter
>>51504918
dumb frogposter
>>51510327
Honestly though who goes to a school with a bomb like object like that (muh invention). It's like getting triggered over bringing a fake gun to school and running around "acting" and crying about being prosecuted over trying to express yourself
>>51506593
>>51505192
lawl, nice pepes bro, SAVED xDDDDDDDDDD
>>51504918
No, you're too lazy and undisciplined to get into programming. Very few people are actually 'too dumb'. Quit hiding behind excuses.
I'm not too dumb to learn programming, it's just there's no good material. I can't find any good extensible tutorials for C++. Only a brief introduction
>>51510745
>>>/b/
>>51510745
>>>/mlp/
>>51504918
literal retards and even indians are everywhere in programming, you must be really fucking dumb op
>>51507027
>tfw code monkey
[spoiler]tfw like fritos, tab and mountain dew[/spoiler]
>>51506610
>General Psychology
>Introduction to Sociology
>General Biology
>Intro to Philosophy
>Art History
>American History
What the fuck america?
>>51510256
actually, meme (or même, to be specific) is a french word that can mean "the same", it's not hard to see why this relates to memes
>>51509979
Autists are subhumans
>tfw want to be a programmer
>dont even know my multiplication tables
>>51511215
Don't be so hard on yourself anon
>>51504918
smoke pot & be a freelance coder
>>51505020
Anyone can Python
>>51507454
A lot of early programmers and CS people think that mathematical programming problems / numerical stuff are important programming experience.
Pretty much all software engineers I know disagree, regardless of whether they're capable of solving/enjoying such problems.
A lot of companies recruit based on your ability with such problems, e.g. Google.
>>51510707
Learn C. It's the most you deserve.
>>51511311
I think you're confused there... CS is an applied maths degree and not about programming. One of the most respected Computer Scientists of the 20th century put it pretty well when he said that Computer Science is just as much about computers as Astronomy is about telescopes.
In short: For CS computers are simply a tool to achieve what they want to achieve and discover things the same way telescopes are for astronomers.
>>51509830
2015.9 != 2015+11/12
Pepe IS technology, senpai....
>>51504918
Code monkeying can get pretty braindead-y. Unless you meant writing interesting stuff for a hobby.
>>51510863
What?
No. We don't want the fucking cancerous frogposters over there.
>>51512090
How can I rape a horse that isn't real f@m?
>>51512108
I don't know, you're the one who is into that sort of thing.
>>51506714
And that why I get payed bank to make documentation effective. Composition is awesome.
>>51507402
Would this be a decent thing to go through one by one (00 to 99 since they seem to go up in difficulty like that) as a beginner programmer?
>>51505165
>Booted up old machine
>Is port 80 open?
>Saw this
>Oh, thanks.
>>51507402
test
>>51507353
>"Normies" is just short for normalfags.
If you believe that, you don't actually know what "normalfag" means.
Everyone can suck my little whiteboy peepee. Fuck that peepe girl!
>Want to do something with computers because i'm not really interested in anything else.
>Decide i'll try to learn programming
>I'm lazy as shit and can't bring myself to learn on my own.
>Decide to go to college, maybe i'll stop being lazy and learn since i have actual classes and assignments,
>still lazy, do well 1st semester, quickly drop off and stop attending classes, flunk out 2nd semester.
>Still paying off student loans, Still don't know what i want to do in life, have shitty job.
I don't know what to do guys i'd probably an hero if my family was gone.
>>51507454
>programming isnt math
>>51506461
Html is not a programming language. Its tags processor. There is no programming in html.
>>51512712
Not inherently. The act of writing algorithms to solve an information problem isn't inherently math. The study of the mathematics of algorithms with data is math.
>tfw can learn programming but find it completely uninteresting and can't really think of anything I'd want to do with it for myself
>>51506461
The code written in the language of HTML is not a computer program. Just because it is "encoded information" doesn't imply that information is a computer program.
>>51512732
This is complete bullshit, of course there's programming. What would you call it, selective shiatsu on a keyboard? Moron.
>>51512770
kill yourself
>>51512774
I'd call the act of using HTML as "marking the semantics of a web document" and this is not the same as "writing a computer program".
>>51512774
>html
>programming
>>51509830
>11/12 = 90%
American education ladies and gentlemen.
>>51507611
Or you could just say "dudebro". That term has also been around for many years. Unfortunately it has become somewhat associated with tumblrinas.
Java or C#?
How can you be too dumb to get into programming? All the hard stuff is already taken of. To be productive, all that is needed is to glue libraries together with basic logic. The hardest parts are reading shitty API documentation and setting up your environment.
>>51513050
>>51506461
HTML is a markup language so in itself, no.
>>51507402
roll
>>51506834
>>51514132
>someone actually wrote an essay about memes
WHat has this world become?
>>51506834
Pepe was an OG 4chan meme that got appropriated by all of the normalfrogs on tumblr and Facebook so it's become a bit of a black sheep on 4chan.
>>51513050
Yo, ever hear of rounding son?
You're only right if we round to one decimal place
11/12 = .916666666
>>51514191
I think thats a ben garrison book
>>51506834
Frogposters always sucked and /r9k/ should never have been created.
>>51514450
The happy merchant is the only thing that normies refuse to take from us, we must embrace it.
>>51514595
/r9k/ was originally /b/ with OC when /b/ first turned to shit back in 08. it over the years got infested with frogposters, feelsfags, and now redditors who have made /r9k/ cancer.
>>51509830
yeah, but 2015.9 repeating does :^)
>>51512877
>tfw web "developers" can make more money than actual software developers
>>51504918
That is a really shitty pepe
Just get into web development, you're never too dumb for that field.
>>51509830
But 0.9~ == 1
Rate my FizzBuzz written in Labview /g/.
>>51512774
With your logic, using microsoft word is programming
>>51515646
Is this scratch for adults?
>>51505020
>import FulfillCodingDreams
>>51510980
it's really nice to be studying in uni and be inundated with homework from unrelated subjects. Really helps when I'm trying to focus on learning a new language
>>51507402
wew
C# is your answer anon
>>51512737
you realize math is more than arithmetic and algebra right?
>>51515939
What is the logic behind that pic? it just seems like retarded, psuedo-inspirational shit.
>>51516083
Unrelated
>>51516083
It's actually just trying to point out that you're the human equivalent of internet explorer.
>>51515662
idk is microsoft word turing complete because html is
you can write a fizzbuzz in it by using nth-child selectors and ordered lists
fight me
sand is also a programming language btw
>>51504918
Programming is using Goto every 20 lines and copy-paste code of github
>>51504918
even dumb people can handle this
>>51516601
>Alice 3
Honestly Alice 2 was so much better. It was more hackable.
When I used this in high school though it had me wondering what kind of a university had any business making their software closed source.
>>51506308
>failing
It's called learning
>tfw smart but lazy
All that potential... I could've been the next N. Tesla or Bill Gates
>>51516696
No you couldn't have. Stop lying to yourself and just accept yourself as the average human being that you most statistically likely are.
>>51507402
rolling
>>51516696
Lol I'm so smart im just lazy ^~^
Almost everyone says that. Working hard is how "smart" people get places and get results
>>51510980
Its like that with some of my friends who study in Australia.
The unis just want more money its ridiculous
>>51517147
>>51517281
He means he doesn't have any motivation or drive or confidence to succeed.
iktfb
>>51517362
Not a good feel ya kno
>>51510980
So you pay for classes you dont need and dont even want to attend. Lol
>>51507081
>would be too scared to go to class once I missed a day or whatever and I'd never turn in less than perfect work so I got Fs in everything.
Fuck. This struck a chord for me.
>beginning of the semester and I'm so excited and motivated to actually do well and attend all of my classes, turn in all of my work on time, etc.
>between work and shit always get distracted and lazy
>end up not finishing assignments
>skip class because don't want to go if I'm not prepared to turn in what's due
>skip class more because I'm so behind
>eventually drop most of the classes I registered for, maybe passing like one class because how the fuck do you fail when you're only taking a single class
>>51512650
Just know you are not alone anon, I live the exact same life as you.
Only my family hates me and I'm a borderline drug addict, so I may as well kill myself.
>>51506610
oh shit it's jordan
still driving trucks? finally went to see a psychiatrist or doctor for your depression?
>>51517307
australia here
this doesn't happen, they don't force you to go to unrelated shit like history or philosophy
>>51504918
>Tfw autistic enough to become good at programming
>Too autistic to become a developer
>Would end up as a codemonkey instead
>Got into systemadministration instead
Programming is fun, but I'd end up having my soul sucked dry as a programmer.
>>51516083
It's lebbit humor.
>>51514974
yes but 0.9999999..==1
>>51504918
Jesus Christ, OP. It's just moving numbers from one register to another. How can you be too dumb for that?
>>51514728
normies for some reason are uncomfortable with saying anything negative about jews.
>>51522231
>normeeeeess XD
Absolutely insufferable.
Fucking kill yourself.
>>51515939
IE confirmed to be whore
(sitting in a cafe')
IE: "anon, do you wanna open me up and USE ME?" (moves knees wide apart in seat)
anon: "ah...sure..." (eyeing chromium and firefox in corner, who are eyeballing back) but first you need to do something for me.
IE: "ANYTHING FOR YOU" (crotch becomes wet)
>>51506808
Not usually Brand Name™ schools
>>51512810
>>51512877
>>51515662
>2015
>posting fucking nonsense on 4chins
>being a filthy retard
>C U C K
>U
>C
>K
Just because you can't program HTML doesn't mean it's not programming, it just means your skills are out of date.
