>anon, teach me how to CODE
>sorry, don't know much about that
>I could recommend you a good anime though?
>>51504459
>Alrighty, anon I have a few hours to kill
1. start notepad
2. type "echo "code""
3. save as CODE.bat
4. ????
5. pomfit
>>51504481
>>51504504
>keks are attracted to sluts
am i one of them?
>>51504265
I'v never come up with a good answer to this.
>Hey anon I have so many ides for programs but I don't know how to code. Can you teach me?
>always ask like teaching someone to program is the same as teaching someone how to cook an egg.
They know I know and I can't tell them to fuck off because job. Anyone ever come up with the correct answer?
>>51504548
Yeah.
the answer is "Pay me"
>>51504566
My free time is more valuable then what they would be willing to pay. Besides I don't want to teach in the first place.
>>51504593
Oh, I didnt state the context of my "Pay Me" Statement, my apologies.
Dont teach them shit, tell them to pay you to do their homework.
No matter how hard ive tried to teach programming to people, they have this strange mental block with it, and then call programming "frustrating and depressing"
Their all hopeless if you ask me.
Ok, so the first thing you need to do is install a development environment, for a beginner Gentoo is best
>>51504542
yes
>>51504504
Holy shit rei is a shit waifu, that dude should kill himself
>>51504620
They're
>>51504548
>>51504265
Send them a copy of this book
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/matthias/HtDP2e/index.html
and this compiler
http://racket-lang.org/download/
>>51504265
Sure, no problem.
*unzips dick*
>>51504919
hero
>>51504810
You're so cute, anon!
>>51504548
Hey, but what if I was proposing you to be my MENTOR.
Like, I want to learn, I could do that alone, like learning with code academy or someshit.
But I would like someone to help me out in case I have a huge problem I can't figure out alone, or just to talk about my progress with.
Could you do that anon ?
>>51508304
Are you cute?
