>John Titor will never be real
>he'll never save the world from UNIX's 2038 apocalypse
>>51498742
He is real OP.
He has to get the IBM 5100 first. Unless he already has it?
He will save us. Last i heard of him was he went to the 70s in 2002 or something.
>>51498870
Your bullshit has *nothing* to do with technology other than tangential references to a computer in a children's TV show. Now fuck off.
>>51498914
Wow, how fucking ignorant are you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
>>51498914
You could just leave this thread alone
>this thread
>>51498914
Fuck off back to Reddit.
>>51498914
Where do you think we are?
>>51498857
>>51498914
you shazbots
This your first day using imageboards?
John Titor has been a thing way before any anime made references to him.
when did you guys first read about John Titor? for me it was 2004
>>51499031
I honestly don't remember.
>>51499031
A while back on /x/
>An Italian TV program (Voyager – Ai confini della conoscenza) aired an investigation of the John Titor story on May 19, 2008. Mike Lynch, the private detective hired to investigate, found that there were no registry traces, even far in the past, of any John Titor or Titor family. He discovered that there was a for-profit company that was called the John Titor Foundation, formed on September 16, 2003. It had no office, and it only had a rented post box in Kissimmee. No tapes, recordings, or evidence of Titor were found, and only Larry Haber, the CEO of the John Titor Foundation and an entertainment lawyer in Celebration, Florida, confirmed his existence. Lynch's conclusion was that John Titor may be[clarification needed] John Rick Haber, a computer expert who is Larry Haber's brother.[32][verification needed]
>>51499031
2008
Haven't heard much about him recently. Although there was an interview done recently with the guy who maintains an archive wehsite of all of Titor's posts done in the last year or so. Was actually pretty interesting.
>>51499082
Pretty sure there are court documents. His family moved to Nebraska or Alaska (i forget)
>>51499031
Today. I thought he was an anime thing. I learn something new on /g/ every day cause this app starts me off here.
>>51499174
What app?
>>51499622
Clover.
Titor was just a delusional man and every prediction he made was wrong
>>51498742
>Titor
Why someone need a shitty last name?
Not only is bending a laser physically impossible, Titor claimed it was because of the graviatation field generate by his time machine. If that was the case, then all the light in the machine would be distorted, not just he light from the laser pen.
>>51500674
Ignoring the time travel nonsense, isnt it actually bendable like all light? Gravity bends light no? Please educate me, I always thought lasers were sort of high energy light.
It's already been solved. There's nothing to worry about, even if you're a hipster who uses OpenBSD. Perhaps especially so.
>>51500705
You would need tremendous amounts of gravity in order to even bend light just a little bit. Its possible to do, but titors tiny dinky little machine would no way be capable of doing it.
>>51500733
Yeah thats what I meant, theorically it is possible but impossible for anything except a black hole. Just asked because you said it was physically impossible.
Is he the source of the Bearinstain universe?
>UNIX's 2038 apocalypse
Google will save us
>>51500881
Steins;gate is just a story about a man trying to return to the bearinstein universe
>>51500733
>he's never seen a round shiny and reflecting sphere
>he's never looked through a clear glass of water
toppest of all top keks. gotta love suedo scientists. always thinking they're so smart and know everything.
really they're just a bunch of retarded fucks who fell for top kek shit such as quantum entanglement.
>>51501128
What the hell are you even talking about you retard.
>>51501128
>>51501166
I think he's mixing up refraction and gravity
>>51501091
I feel, one day soon, i will be that man that simply wants to home.
>>51501196
I figured that. Only an idiot would think light passing through a glass of water is the same as a celestial body literally bending light rays as if they were ribbons.
>>51498742
She's got a missing eye? :'(
>>51501333
She's a Chuuni, but I Still Love Her
>>51501226
Nothing bends light rays, idiot.
Not black holes, not glass, nothing.
The secret of relativity is that the light rays are actually travelling in a straight line and it is space itself that is warped. In glass and such light is travelling in a straight line it just stops at electrons then gets reemitted almost instantly, travelling in a straight line from place to place.
>>51501128
Senpai that's reflection.
This is bending.
>>51500627
Or more accurately, every prediction he made was spot on, but he deliberately fudged the dates to not mess with the timeline.
Strike >>51501400
>>51501390
So it bends the, what?
Literally bends everything but the light?
Or just "Space", not anything specific, just the grid everything's aligned to?
>>51501411
He says we live in a many worlds theory type universe.
By going back he's just changed another universe, not his.
Makes me sad, can't ever actually fix your world, just escape it.
>>51501369
>Chuuni
A fucking what? o.O
>>51498742
Doesn't that shit count starting from 1970? Just make it count from 2000 or something.
I might be thinking of the 4chan post number system though.
>>51501433
It really is sad and from what i read out of CERN were are close to proving both this and micro black holes are possible.
Imagine leaving not just home, but your entire relm of reality for a cause like this.
a hero we never deserved, indeed.
>>51501486
...would this work? or adding an external counter to the seconds after the unix end time?
>this is (+1) 2/5/1987
>>51501419
There is no grid that everything is aligned to. The light simply travels a greater distance.
>>51501419
Man, isn't space and physics just so fun and exciting? I love it, though I know very little about it.
>>51501451
8th grader syndrome. She pretends to be different characters and different, made up worlds. Kinda cute, really.
>>51501486
The heck is with this whole date thing? Did the dudes who developed Unix (I think it was in bell labs) design it stop working or something after a certain amount of time? Seems like a rthaer wasteful thing to do if so.
>>51501390
>light is travelling in a straight line
you can bend a stream of water with a magnet, who's to say you can't bend light in the same way without some external influence?
photons are just another particle of matter after all.
>>51501888
>photons are just another particle of matter after all.
Except they aren't.
If you want to try and prove that light actually can bend then you'd have to reinvent the theory of relativity to make that fit.
>>51501914
they are a particle you baka.
>>51501969
Yes and no.
They're not matter though.
>>51502012
>Yes and no.
??? am i missing something
Theo saved us making time_t 64 bits wide. Titor is a stupid meme.
>>51501746
>The heck is with this whole date thing? Did the dudes who developed Unix (I think it was in bell labs) design it stop working or something after a certain amount of time? Seems like a rthaer wasteful thing to do if so.
They thought
>"Storing the time in 32 bits? It'll be like 100 years before that maxes out, they'll totally have switched by then!"
It's like us having 32 digits to count the date, what happens when you hit 99999999999999999999999999999999?
You can't go any higher.
>>51502063
They're a particle when you need them to act like a wave, and a wave when you want them to behave like a particle.
Like god's just fucking with us.
>Fah! I wonder how long it'll take them to work this one out? Hope that'll stop them before they start fucking around with bodge particles.
>They can have a fucking torch and that's it!
>>51502247
okay yeah i was being an idiot.
>>51502301
Glad to see you around God.
Could you at least give us, wait, no.
You know when's best for us.
Me, sitting here, first thing that comes to my mind is to ask for things, I even go back afterwards to greet you.
What sort of person am I?
But seriously, what are we gonna do about the muzzies?
We can crusades them again, but is there a better answer?
>>51501888
>>51501914
>>51501969
He´s right, the reason light itself can´t be bent is photons are massless and thus unaffected by gravity, but spacetime itself is affected by gravity so it "bends" with it.
>>51498914
>Now fuck off.
after you faggot
>>>/leddit/
>>51502145
Maybe theo is John titor!
Don't bully autistic girls.
>>51499004
Wait, an anime has made a reference to John Titor?
>>51503163
Steins;gate, Anime about time traveling and a lot of mindfucking.
Watch it.
Light is bend by gravity because photons have mass. Acourding to the equation E=mc^2, energy is mass and so light has because of its energy some mass. Although it doesn't have rest mass, if you stop them they disappear.
The time space continuum is only bend near to the center of the black hole. Even stars bend light but not the space time continuum.
>>51503291
>confirmed for not knowing anything about general relativity
Photons don't have mass but they do have momentum, what you've written down is the equation for the energy at rest, which photons don't have.
Everything with mass/energy bends spacetime, that includes the earth the stars and blackholes. There is no other force of gravity than the one induced by the bends in spacetime.
>>51501128
Senpai if you don't know your phyisics and only came to this board because of your Vidya cards please shut up if you don't want to be seen as a retard.
>>51501390
>what is gravitational lensing
>>51503291
You are fucking clueless
All mass bends time and space. If you're in a near vacuum with no gravitational field due to another body close to you (theoretically impossible since gravity's range is infinite) time will pass slower at the surface of your skin than it will 3 meters away from you. A negligible difference, but it's there. Time passes slower on the surface of the Earth than it does at geostationary orbit altitude, which causes clock synchronization problems between earthly clocks and satellite clocks and it was once of the challenges when implementing GPS technology.
>ITT: I don't understand anything I'll just pretend to look smart.
>>51503665
Light travels in a straight line in gravitational fields. Not my fault that looks bent to homosexuals.
>>51503716
Are you this retarded?
>>51503291
E = mc^2 + pc
Momentum being p.
Light is massless but still has energy.
>>51503730
>Light is massless
Light has inertial mass but not rest mass.
>>51503728
Well it's all relative isn't it? If you're a homo it looks bent. If you're a light beam, it's a perfectly straight path.
>>51503163
>>51503220
It was a visual novel originally but yeah
ITT: /g/ + /sci/ + /x/ + /a/
Gtfo. All of you
>>51500461
>Clover defaults to /g/
Anon. This explains so fucking much, you don't even understand.
>>51503769
Your astute observation finally made me understand gravitational fields. Thanks.
Steins; Gate was mediocre tbqh. I'm sure the """game""" is better but the anime was lame.
>>51502222
>2222
Didn't early UNIX have 16bit ints anyway? Using 64, or even 32, bits was not feasible at the time.
>>51499135
Where are those documents then?
>>51498914
Don't be such a salty fuccboi
Just coming back here to clarify that "JOHN TITOR" is my codename on this operation and has no relevance on my actual name.
By the way, 2038 is already fixed and I gave precise parameters to Apple to follow when the time is ready. (It has to be Apple otherwise my future still exists.)
>>51505349
Where's your secure tripcode? Anyone can namefag here.
>>51505349
Woah!
>>51505366
>implying john titor needs a secure tripcode when his name already functions as one.
>>51505349
I didn't think I'd see some idiot pretending to be Titor now.
>>51505349
SUCK MAH DICK BREH
NOHOMO
>>51505349
I want an answer from Titor.
Have you ever gone to the year 2000?
>>51504269
I like clover, but it really brings the cancer to /g/.
Anyway, it's /sci/ any good? Any crossboarders here?
Is /x/ as interesting as it seems? Never really went on those boards.
>>51505567
lurk moar
>>51505971
Whom are you quoting? xD
>>51505567
/sci/ are pretentious faggots with 7+2*(6+9)/6 = ? threads
/x/ = /spooky/
>>51501433
>Many worlds theory type universe.
>By going back he's just changed another universe, can't ever actually fix your world, just escape
Unless the attractor field theory is true
Just trying out
Ask me anything. I will not be in this time line for long. By posting here, I have already forked your time line.
>>51498914
Except /g/ isn't made for normalfags interested in technology,
but for people who love anime, visual novels, otakus, japanese culture, and happen to also have a hobby in technology.
Basically, bitching about anime on /g/ is like bitching about how everyone is gay in a tech thread on a gay forum's technology subforum.
You are dumb son, and your pic misses the fact that 4chan's primary orientation is weeaboos, while all other non-"weeaboo" boards are just secondary support for weeaboos who have other interests as well.
>>51499031
On the abovetopsecret.com forums, in like 2003/2004.
Good times.
>>51506363
hl3 when?
year of the linux desktop when?
>>51500733
But it's basically a localized gravity generator, so fits his canon
Gravitational lensing and shit init blud
>>51506428
Anon, maybe Linux is already common on his timeline.
>>51498742
he has saved us from civil war and will save us from ww3.
>>51498742
FreeBSD will save us.
https://secure.freshbsd.org/commit/freebsd/r275727
>>51506363
tripfag leave my /g/
>>51498914
uwaaaa
>>51505349
Titor, what happens on the 17th of October in the year 2027?
>>51504466
>Steins;Gate was mediocre
Where is the bleach at? You clearly need some.
CERN maintains an exclusive monopoly on time machines.
Neither civilians nor corporations may acquire one.
They've used the time machine for their sole benefit, to bring about dystopia
>>51511842
10/17/2027
