Does anyone use her?
>>51491233
no.
And but I suggest you look for your "windows search" parameters.
You'll be amazed by the "rape me" options that are ticked by default. But you can untick.
when I allowed more folders indexing, first thing I got was "windows defender has identified a 1st priority threat. Click ok to return to safety" (indexing detected I hacked M$ Office)
t. Linux
>>51491233
I obviously do if you know what I mean ;)
>>51491233
Yeah I "use" her
>>51491233
When linux will have semen demon like cortana/siri?
and i beg you do not make fucking talking fut fuck stallman, but cute sexy grill
>>51491945
>fucking talking fut fuck stallman
I'd buy this
>>51491945
>he thinks that open source nerds will pull their shit together enough to create a personal assistant fed by big data
just stick to ricing your desktops in your mom's basement
I use her if you know what I mean
>>51492223
This image suggests that I'm going to turn my computer chair 180 degrees and have everyone look at me jerking off with goggles on my head
>>51492223
>parent walks in
>"son wat you want for din-"
>you dont even notice, too busy fucking cortana
>tfw
>>51492502
>>51492609
gotta lock them doors
>>51491233
I don't. Day pussy be hella rampant by now senpai.
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>>51491233
She won't talk to me and I don't know why.
She's as much a botnet as Hey Google & Siri. I use her. She's fun. She's actually been helpful at finding my some good shows to attend. By jove, I'm referring to the software as a female. Where have we come?
No I'm too much of a beta to talk to girls. Even virtual ones.
used her during the time I had a win10 laptop to use (died in 2 weeks, fuck HP). didn't keep any personal info on it so botnet wasn't an issue, enabled every feature for it. desu felt good to come home from work and tell that slut to turn on the music and give me the latest news without even approaching the box. used the alarms/reminders daily. still too buggy for regular consumer though I'd say.
I do on my windows phone, as she's the search engine entrance.
I sometimes use her to ask her "sing me a song" to entertain kids.
But the main use is "wake me up in 20 minutes".
>>51494709
what a slut she is.
>>51492502
>>51492609
>living with parents
Fuck youuuuu
>>51492609
>parents
NEET or underaged?
>>51494348
>by jove
haha you fucking faggot
please develop some self-awareness
>>51491233
>Does anyone use her?
No. And what a big surprise that turned out to be. Who would have guessed cortana was just some bullshit branding of the same old boring search feature every smartphone have had for a decade. Whoop de do. And the best part is M$ used it to push for even more surveillance. Now they can snoop in your files and you just let them! Progress!
>>51495300
...or employed but not so retarded that he would blow all his money on rent elsewhere before getting a better job?
