How do I prevent my firstborn son from becoming a Windows user?
Raise him on Linux or Mac?
tell him to either pay for an os or get one for free.
Don't worry, he's going to laugh at you for still using a desktop
No Internet for life until install gentoo
Simple: don't have one. As a matter of fact just don't have kids, were all gonna die by 2050-2100 due to the robot uprising.
Just give him a computer with only terminal acess by the time he learns how to properly read.
And give him a manual on how to set up gui.
>How do I prevent my wife's firstborn son from becoming a gayntoo user?
FTFY
>>51405790
Do you also feel that you are doing a favour to humanity by not having kids like holy Richard?
By having him log in with a smile on windows 10. How else?
Never let him use computers, like how the rich do with their children until they mature.
>>51405738
Why you didn't abort him?
>>51407108
Top kek lurk life faggot
>>51405738
Give him a computer with arch and he ll deliver some gud rice
>>51405790
>more than 50% of internet users are between the ages of 15 and 34
>average life expectancy at age 15 is 61 more years
>average life expectancy at age 34 is 44 more years
>2015 + 44 = 2059
>2015 + 61 = 2076
>we're all going to die between 2059-2076 from natural causes anyway
I think we have bigger issues to worry about than some robot uprising that far away. Like retirement or something
>>51407235
I would say yes but I don't wanna be the same as the last generation and just leave the next generation rot in shit.
>>51405738
You need to have sex (of the non-homosexual variety) first.
implying op will ever have the sex
implying ops sperm can swim
implying ops woman if he finds one wont have a toxic vagina
implying society wont forcible abort the monstrosity
implying it wont be retarded if it survives
>>51407434
>look at my prepubescent edge
>>51405738
Kill him, or make him gay.
>>51407434
>everyone on 4chan is /r9k/
>>>/out/
>>51405738
Lock him inside the basement you live.
>>51407172
>Give him a computer with arch
After "using" it for five minutes, the kid will just hang himself.
so you want your son to be a stinking, jobless virgin who does nothing but watch chinese cartoons all day? poor you
>>51407118
This. Learn from you parent's mistakes, OP.
>How do I prevent my firstborn son from becoming a Windows user?
Hormone replacement therapy (transgender)
>>51405738
The funny answer is:
Tell him Linux is the devil and only holy win 10 shall be used in your house. The kid will rebel and show dad that he's smarter.
The serious answer? Stop browsing /g/ the macfaggootry gives you cancer.
>>51405782
You need internet to install gentoo
>>51411010
>I don't know Linux magazines often come with free live cds
>Teach him the Way of the Linux on day 0.
>Name him "Debian [surname]".
>For the first 10 birthdays, give him new distros as gifts; starting from Linux Mint w/ Cinnamon and finally ending with Gentoo.
>Instead of giving him a religion, tell him he'll live a wicked life if he's into non-Valve, non-Indie gaming.
>Parallel to english, you should teach him a second language right away at childhood, like Python or C.
Up until age 6-7, put headphones on him while he sleeps while playing Stallman's interjection on loop. Raise him to fight the non-free software
Bake a cake with tons of salt in it.
Feed it to the boy.
When the child cries, say that he can bake a new cake without salt.
Wait, that's impossible because it's a proprietary cake. There is no recipe.
Say that this is basically what using Windows is like.
As he understands, give him the recipe.
Help him bake a delicious cake without salt.
Say that this is what Free Software is all about.
For his birthday, get him a bicycle.
Install an extremely uncomfortable saddle.
Weld it shut.
When the child cries, I'm sorry, this is a proprietary bike, you can't modify anything.
Destroy the whole bike.
Get him a new bike and a set of tools.
>>51405738
If you ever see him using Windows, fore him to give a blowjob or fuck him into oblivion. If he's not gay, then eventually he'll stop using it. If he is gay, just kill him NOW
>>51405790
> were all gonna die by 2050-2100 due to the robot uprising.
If you're not half robot by 2050, you're doing it wrong.
>>51407434
>>51407118
teehee
>>51405738
don't use windows in the house? not that hard, though if he ever wants to play games or use quality meme software he'll probably end up swapping over sooner or later.
>>51405738
>Not using Windows
>Ever expecting to have a child in the first place
You've already prevented it anon.
>>51412033
but doesn't making him gay mean he'll be a mac user instead of a windows user?
obviously if you make him asexual or pedo he'll use linux.
>>51405738
> freetards
> breeding
This is a quality thread.
>>51405738
It's easy. Just go tell your wife's bull that you're claiming their son as your own on the Internet.
>>51406599
I feel like it's a favor to my potential children.
I'm the last of my great great grandfather's bloodline.
Kissing the family goodbye
>>51405738
An autist like you shouldn't have kids or even a partner, honestly.
>>51412299
There is always rape.
>>51405738
Put him in a cradle full of electronic parts
>>51405738
All my children have only ever run Debian Unstable. Not even kidding, 4 of them.
It's easy, just start them out on it, never change. They'll figure it out. Mine did in about a month. It's been about 11 years now.
