My wife likes expensive and over-priced shit so naturally she wants an apple watch.
I have a job at mcdonalds, so I can afford it, but I just wanted to know if there were any worthwhile alternatives.
>>51390996
>I have a job at mcdonalds, so I can afford it
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sure.
1. Find a better job
2. Remind your wife that the position your life is in currently doesn't allow frivolous spending.
>>51391059
>>51391073
meme you dips
>>51390996
It's okay I'm not retarded like the others.
Just buy her the apple watch, it will make her much happier than if you got her some Nono brand smart watch.
There aren't any real alternatives to apple as usual unless you want some chink shit that runs lagdroid.
>>51391073
>>51391059
How do you know he's not a manager?
>PHD in math
>analyst for McDonalds
>300k starting
get rekt
>>51390996
Do you feel bad when you go fuck your wife and she is already filled to the brim with nigger semen?
>>51391119
ok thanks for not being retarded.
I get the point op was intending to make, but the bit i found funny is how all the alternatives are a disaster
LG urbane 2
Great round display
Good battery life
Speaker
LTE that allows autonomous functioning without having the phone in your pocket
>>51391198
/sci/ pls go your memes aren't as funny as you think.
>>51390996
>"wife"
>"my"
jej
>>51390996
>wife likes expensive and over-priced shit
>I have a job at mcdonalds
that dont even make sense
>wife
>mcdonalds
I submit that you are proposing a falsehood.
Yes. Divorce that dumb vapid bitch.
The CEO of mcdonalds asks you for advice and you make fun of him because of his work? C'mon guys.
>>51391161
like thats any better