Why are women in tech such humorless hacks.
Seriously whenever it's a tech event and there are women present you can be assured of 0% bantz
>>51388892
You have to remember Anon that behind every shitty woman in tech there are 500 shitty manlets funding her patreon.
>>51388892
That fat piece of shit always makes me mad.
>>51388964
well duh, because manlets are impure betas who suck up to women to feel like they matter. we could solve this if we gassed everyone below 6"2'.
>>51388892
I bet those normalish-looking women feel 500% better about themselves with that fat fuck token hanging around
>>51388979
>we could solve this if we gassed everyone below 6"2'.
Size is not a sign of self confidence.
I know tall people that are literally slaves to some midget women.
I don't know why women are never taken seriously.
Maybe it is because all we can imagine is them sitting around in their underwear and bitch about being women.
Glad to see these fine people are combatting that issue.
>>51388892
>THEY COULD FEEL OFFENDED. HURR DURR.
Why should workplace be different from recreation.
Literally everywhere men are amongst themselves the jokes are better than with women around. At least most of them.
>>51389040
Too many women are crazy, stupid, or both. Same goes for men, but nobody gets offended when you refer to a stupid crazy man as "just some loser".
>>51388892
> Security experts give a talk in my uni
> Girl asks them a question
> "Will I ever stop being surrounded by nerds when I leave uni?"
> I have some bad news
>>51389238
got any other stories about this girl?
>>51389271
He can easily make up more.
>>51389285
Since there are no women on the internet, there are no lies or made up stories either.
>>51389238
Probably yes if the only question you could ask to a security expert was some mundane shit.
You know what bothers me a lot about tech or geek females.
Is how poorly they preform.
I don't get it. Like in my Uni and School females were always to fucking class in math in science everything.
So I come into the programming world and meet a few female programers. Now this is probably a issue with sample size there plenty of fucking crap male programers and crapton of crap male gamers.
But like every female except one I have some weird ass quircks or straight out bad code.
Like 2 girls I know fucking wrote variables and databases IN CROATIAN.
What the fuck. How are you going to find a job outside if you write fucking ime_prezime instead of name_surname in your damn data base?!
And let's not mention how every single gamer girl I meet underpreforms so badly. I mean aren't females supposed to be more coordinated and dexterous?
Why do they suck at every game I played from Call of Duty, Team Fortress 2 to fucking Dota 2 and Starcraft 2. Not a single one of them plays 4X or Grand Strategy games because they have no interest in politics and geography etc...
I don't hate them or anything. I mean there plenty of bad men and I'm not going to tell anyone to stop playing games or stop programming but why are they so consistently bad?
>>51389349
I play CS with a chick regularly who I can guarantee would fucking rape you and make it look like you took up gaming yesterday.
Myth busted.
>>51389271
>>51389285
I swear it happened, I was there. But you believe what you want. I have no idea of who that girl was though, but seems like someone is going to dropout because tfw no chads :^)
>>51389384
mad feminist
>>51389384
>She mentioned "rape"
>>51388979
What about the Old Spice guy?
>>51389417
I dont really swing either way buddy. Calm down. Just saying.
>>51389349
From my personal experiences I think it's not women in CS that act the way you describe, it's anyone just out for a degree. They don't really care for the subject matter and just want to spend as little effort as possible to make mad cash afterwards.
>>51389384
>HONOR STATUS:
DEFENDED!
>>51389349
From my uni experience, most girls on CS-related degrees just not interested in tech, they don't know how and why they got there in the first place. There are a lot of guys like this too, of course, they all become bad programmers who hate their job later.
>>51389539
Yep, thats right.
>>51389349
Their are 12 guys in my class, 3 girls (This is network engineering). The girls suck, they know nothing. Two of them even admit they are just here for the money. Well if they want the money, do the fucking work right or you won't get it in the first place! Also, about 8-9 of the 12 guys are shit as well.
>tfw when the only cute non-mid-40's non-acneblasted non-turbo whale Indian girl wont notice you even though you're the equivalent of Chad in IT classes
>>51388977
I didn't want to be the guy that said it...
>>51388892
I'd fuck the fat one.
>>51389566
Most GOOD CS majors are mainly interested in math, tech only secondarily
>>51389799
you're gross.
>>51389621
No, they will get the money
First, they'll get hired because of fucking quotas. Then, if they get fired because they suck, they can get even more from a harassment lawsuit
What the fuck is this picture. Anytime there's a picture of some slut with computers or vidya they are always half-naked. like omg aren't I so cute all disheveled. No you aren't. Then you remember that table probably smells hardcore like fish. I don't understand. Oh we are relaxed in our natural environment. What the fuck. Guys don't do this. That's fucking gross shit.
>>51390109
You realize this picture is aimed at man, right?
>>51390126
I don't even get it. Is it pandering to someone? Is it trying to prove a point? It is just stupid. No fucking hipster tech startup does this autistic shit.
>>51388892
I don't hate woman in Tech. I just hate every unqualified person who doesn't want to acknowledge their lack of knowledge. Woman just happen to generally meet this criteria.
>>51389708
The fact that you think you're the Chad of IT makes me think you're really not the Chad of IT
>>51390145
That's like ... the point. Nobody smiles when eating salad or using computers either but ads present that shit as enjoyable activities.
Then again, I kinda like how the biggest landwhale got the smallest screen to work with.
>>51390109
>smells like fish
Have you been with a woman, anon? If a woman even has an iota of hygiene she won't smell like stinky pussy. I'd imagine there's some clean poon there, even with the fatty.
>>51390198
Look at those SJWs. There's some fish going around that table.
>>51389238
>"Will I ever stop being surrounded by nerds when I leave uni?"
>>51389026
Whoa dude slow down, my qt gf is 5" 4', which is the perfect size for a girl. I myself am 6" 1' (close to 2' actually, but technically still 1').
>>51389907
I fucking hate math, but love tech.
>>51390393
>midget
>perfect size for a girl
You probably look like some pedophile uncle with a child from the distance.
>>51390427
Like every other "programmer"
The best web developer I've ever worked with was a grill. One of the best android devs too. The best dev ops engineer. The best UX person. Just incidental. Then again, if you're in a vaguely competent workplace, where people have basic social skills, you're not going to find many shit devs, male or female.
>>51390445
Why else you think I'm on /g/? Lewd anime with obviously pedophilic influence is the second most seen thing here.
>>51388892
I get that they're in their underwear to embrace the stereotype or for their feminine pride or whatever the fuck they call it but it just looks so damn stupid.
Maybe they would be treated like normal people if they fucking acted like normal people.
>>51390471
I don't say I suck at it though. It's just plain boring, with a good teacher it's still doable, but mine is an old hag who talks in only two tones.
>>51390327
I knew gamergaters were virgin
>>51388979
>gas everyone who doesn't suffer an increased risk of joint disease/bone damage
>>51389349
>Why do they suck at every game I played
Because you play casual games.
>ctrl-f "virgin"
>1 result
>ctrl-f "autist"
>1 result
>ctrl-f "neckbeard"
>0 results
I expected more.
Women in STEM in general are just fucking retards. A lot of females hired at companies are doe to fill quotas and most of them don't get anywhere near code for long. Also, there are tons of white knights helping these failures out thinking they are going to get some pussy.
>>51390568
Any non-virgin would know that women aren't always as clean as your fantasies make them out to be.
>>51389349
You need to stop programming for a bit and focus on mastering the English language.
>>51390198
he thinks SJW feminists bathe
>>51390713
they bathe in the tears of weak-willed men
>>51390445
5'4" is a normal size for a woman under 4'11" is a midget
lol virgins itt
>>51390738
>5'4" is a normal size for a woman
Under 16 years.
>>51390668
>he is around women that smell fishy
As sorry as I feel for you, anon, your experience is atypical as it gets.
>>51389621
Are you in the UK?
>>51390713
>he thinks the original poster made mentions of sjw
>>51389621
Women in this SJW infested environment don't have to work anon-kun. They fill female quotas simply by having a vagina. The dumber they are, they more work they will get.
>>51390785
"The average female American womens height is163 to 164 cm, which is approximately 64.2 to64.6 inches, which is approximately5 foot– 5 inches tall. (for white females*)."
>>51390821
what world do you live in where modern-day women aren't SJW degenerates anon?
>>51390857
here's where he's going to say
>not in my country also all the women are 10/10 and desperate to sleep with me
>>51390867
Silly anon, I don't hate all women like you do and found an awesome wife. We crack jokes about neets like yourself and sjw fags all the time.
Sorry your experience with women sucks.
>>51390869
I'm waiting for it
>>51390857
What relevance does the average has for aesthetics again?
>>51388892
feminists can't handle the bantz
some women can handle it but feminists will give them the evil eye and call them traitors so they stay silent.
>>51388964
>tfw 6'1
>>51390884
he fell for the vaginal Jew
>>51389907
Yea. You can say that about EVERY science or engineering field and be wrong.
>Most GOOD physics majors are mainly interested in math, physics only secondarily
>Most GOOD EE majors are mainly interested in math, electronics only secondarily
Just a nerd excuse to be bad at your field. Want to do math? Go get math degree then. Of course you will suck at real math tho, cause applied shit on CS courses is nowhere near that level.
>>51389349
What I've seen in my academic career is that girls tend to be good at studying, but can't into logic.
So, as long as they have to do an assignment that isn't that much out of the scheme of what they were thought, they perform splendidly.
When they have to think they underperform.
I think this is why they are not good outside uni, when they have to leave their comfort zone, but that's just my opinion.
>>>/pol/
>>51390965
Nothing but apparently 5'4" is a midget and pedophilia territory
>>51391222
>just my opinion
it's fact, women are fucking dumb. critical thinking is a womans kryptonite.
>>51388892
>Bantz
>>51390393
prove your 6'1 fucking faggot
>>51391238
/pol/? Go back to tumblr/reddit.
http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=6907
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/03/how-dongle-jokes-got-two-people-fired-and-led-to-ddos-attacks/
To be fair at my uni there is a female technician in the computer department who knows her shit, so they do exist out there.
>>51391591
>uni technician
>relevant to real word
>>51389907
Tell me what do you use it for sperglord.
why the fuck would a Web developer need to know math?
Or why should a person who designs complex algorithm need to know anything about php.?
>>51391731
How the fuck would a web developer be capable of learning maths?
>>51391731
you are the reason why webpages take 2 fucking hours to load
>>51390594
stfu neckbeard
>>51391502
>not believing me when I tell you something on an anonymous board even though I have literally no reason to lie
It's not like I care about looking alpha, by lying, on an anonymous board.
