Are you sure you know what the dark web is /g/?
>>51306330
Yes
It's worldstarhiphop
You merely adopted the dark web, I was born in it...
>>51306345
Somebody gentoo this hothead outta here
>>51306330
I need "news" media to stop talking about technology and science.
The real one (if it ever worked for more than 2 seconds) died a long time ago.
>>51306377
Fucking cringe. They are so terrified the world isn't a nice place outside their bubble.
https://youtu.be/BVpe0O5huPk
>>51306330
yeah. It has drugs and a bunch of hoax sites.
does finding videos of women doing horses considered the deep dark web?
>>51306403
Only if it's a video I haven't seen
>>51306403
You can find that shit easy on google so it doesn't count.
>>51306399
> tfw this is how most people, including your parents, learn about the internet
>>51306403
I know I'm big but stop calling me a horse
>>51306399
Dammit jewtube.
>>51306427
>parents start talking about the dark web thinking they can impress you
>>51306403
does 4chan considered the deep dark web?
>>51306495
No 4chan is a "hacker" site and home of "Anonymous".
>>51306515
I'm Anonymous
>>51306439
vvhat website is that?
>>51306330
What we really want to know is, how big are that lady's tits
>>51306533
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>>51306515
No, I am the anonymous hacker known as 4chan
>>51306455
>compatriots talking about the dark web thinking they can impress you
"special software" was used to hide the hackers' identities.
>>51306549
thanks
btw, are you interested at all in purchaswing a submarine frome me? I can give a good price 2000 bitcoins
>>51306608
I have no plans to sever undersea telecommunications cables.
>>51306549
>>51306330
>see dark web
>a bunch of privately hosted content
>get the most depraved ones in the deepweb
>add terrifying sfx and bgm in a vid
>speak in a terrorizing voice about how bad the dark web is
>???
>more news at 11
>>51306558
>Be me
>Manager at a coffee shop
>17 year old employee comes up to me
>"So you're like, good with computers, brah... have you ever gotten into the deeppweb?"
>"Well yeah. It's really not that hard."
>"What's, like the most fucked up thing you ever saw on it?"
>sigh
>Decide to tell him about all the cp and arguing with pedos over morality
>he tells everyone at work
>they all thought that I was looking at cp
>had to clarify numerous times
>mfw
>>51306343
Kek took me a few seconds
>>51306775
Mistake number 1: Telling people you have any access to CP whatsoever.
You should move to a different state before you get lynched in the street.
I'm serious.
>>51306853
Yeah this. Don't even say you discovered it by accident. Especially if you are socially stunted.
>>51306853
Fucking this, pedo persecution is the new Salem witch trials, move out of state as soon as possible.
>>51306399
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
But I'm American; everything should be available to me, son of a bitch!
>>51306775
I made a similar mistake Ill never make again.
>guy at work talking about internet shit
>always spewing shit about le epic may mays
>talks about how awesome reddit and 9gag are
>always cringing whenever he talks
>he brings up 4chan once and asks If Ive heard of it
>without even thinking about it i mention i browse it no and then
>shit, I fucked up
>OH MAN, DO YOU GO TO /B/, ITS AWESOME AND SO FUNNY
>please kill me now
>next day at work
>OH MAN, ANON, DID YOU SEE THAT THING ON /B/ LAST NIGHT. EVEN REDDIT WAS TALKING ABOUT IT!
I try to talk to him as little as possible now. It was like when i was taking a college course, and a guy asked me if I like anime and when i said yes he started doing a bunch of the fucking ninja teqnique handsigns from naruto in front of me like he was hoping it would impress me.
Gotta hide that fucking powerlevel.
>>51306948
That's traumatic DESU, SENPAI.
>>51306923
>pedo persecution is the new Salem witch trials
It's true considering the state of idiocy within this Orwellian state.
>>51306942
It's available in every country except the US.
>>51306775
Jesus why would you do that?
>new guy at work starts talking about all sorts of shit
>starts talking to me about guns and the deepweb for some reason
>play dumb and pretend I don't know much about either (other than what I heard on the news) even though I love muh guns
Crisis avoided.
>>51306948
>tfw my bf is a /b/tard
>>51306399
What's wrong with what they're saying? It's accurate
>>51306948
Why didn't you just tell him you don't browse /b/?
>>51306948
jesus the exact same shit happened to me. the "did u see $x" thing really is spot on.
and they always manage to make them the most generic /b/ threads too
>anon, did u see that thread where the guy showed his penis?
>anon, did u see that thread where they rolled dubs so the guy had to say something to the girl?!
>>51306330
I probably have a better grasp on it than the "news" media does.
>>51306942
>>51306439
If you're on Firefox, YouTube Unblocker is your friend.
>>51306942
underrated post
>>51306418
I'm impressed, never before have i seen a robot have such an easy to understand facial expression.
>Your consent
>Is irrelevant
>>51306433
>>51306948
Sounds like their powerlevels were just too high for you
>all these powerlevel revealing retards
Absolute filthy fucking casuals
>>51306399
>You can get some sort of trojan for opening an email
They can't do this to me, because I use pa$$words.
Why the fuck news media talk about technology without proper research first?
>>51306948
This is why rules 1 & 2 exist.
Sure, where do you think I get my substances, on the fucking street or something?
>>51306399
I don't see what's wrong with this video.
The anchors are asking decent questions (for normies), and their guest knows what he's talking about.
