You're at a bar and this guy slaps your girlfriends computer with Gentoo
What do you do?
I don't go to bars
Genius Bar?
>>51296046
throw it in the >>>/trash/
>>51296046
This is why memes aren't funny
>>51296046
rm -rf him
>>51298025
Won't work, you didn't even sudo
Delete xorg.conf and tell him to fix it, that'll keep him busy while me and my girlfriend spend the rest of the evening together without anyone else.
>>51298644
>not always being logged into root
>>51296046
>at a bar
You mean like outside?
>this guy
How do we know it's not a neo-transgender?
>girlfriend
You mean shaking my right hand
>laptop
You mean macbook
0/10 would not meme
>>51296046
"Thanks for saving me a few hours in installation and compilation"
>girlfriend
>implying I'm lesbian
>>51298792
running X as root gives you super powers
>>51299313
literally die
>>51298025
people who don't use computer call me god, the rest calls me root
>>51299313
tits or gtfo
Shoot him with laptop with crux
>>51296046
warn him about the fact that my gentoo is hardened, and that he should better not mess with it.
>>51296046
If I am the trap gf, does that mean he slaps my computer?
Can I kick his ass instead?
>>51296046
Uppercut him for shaming my waifu
>>51296046
thank him for liberating my gf from nonfree software, tee bee haytch.
>>51303422
post pics ;;;;;;)))))))))
laugh
>>51300473
>>51298025
>>>/reddit/
>>51303422
Holloween was two weeks ago you dumb weeb.
Yeah, but can he solder CPUs?
>>51299313
such a try hard
>>51296158
I've never seen that board before... I usually see it get thrown >>>/out/
>>51296046
Slap Windows back on it because she's not autistic.
>>51303732
It's the newest epic meme
>>51303422
You're not a woman, you never will be. Just a freak with mutilated junk that nobody likes.
>>51299850
>>51300483
>>51303720
I'm a grill top kek
>>51303747
filled with furry and mlp porn... like we need more of that
