Spider won't get out of my modem.
What do?
Canned air, flip upside down and freeze it.
Or
Tape, seal hole. Comeback a month later.
Or
Stop being a little bitch
Take your pick
plug something into the port and upload his xeno spirit into the internet. note: you should point any monitor AWAY from your body when you do this
>>51292035
spray the modem with sarin
Leave him there so he gets rid of any bugs trying to get into your computer
>>51292035
leave him be, he'll probably either leave or die of old age. If you really need to use the port than just try a cotton swab or something but don't crush him, just nudge him out of there
>>51292066
that only works on nips
>>51292061
What if spider guts are the exact material that unlocks quantum data transfer. Praise be to the spider gods and their gelatinous space guts.
Lure it out with your dick
>>51292035
dump a bag of oreos on the ground, jump up and down really fast, and then shoot yourself in the head
>>51292035
Have you tried asking him nicely?
>>51292035
pressurised air can
>>51292069
Underrated
>>51292087
>tfw xeno-tech goes too far, and the augmented spider people begin an age of genocide and cocooning against the normals
>>51292069
nice
It's OK, that's just the web-crawler.
>>51292142
go to bed carlos
>>51292142
>not a world wide web joke
sigh
>>51292069
Holy shit you made me jizz out my nose
>>51292069
Topkek
The spider could be a potential MiTM attack or tap by a three letter agency. If you plugged your ethernet into that port, the spider could catch the data and send it back home.
You should really invest in some tinfoil OP.
>>51292035
what sort of autist are you OP that you didn't fucking thing to just take your modem outside and ... just ... shake it a little?
>>51292035
Take it by hand and become Spodermang.
It can be a prick though, but you can't avoid that.
>>51292035
insert cable
>>51292389
He was just setting us up for epic replies.
>>51292069
I'm in the work and my coworker stare at me while giggling on this.
Let the Niga check his emails in peace u fascist
Maybe it want to make a web
badamtsss.jpg
Spider-Bro ain't doing no harm. He just wants to chill in your ethernets and look up some pictures of flies on the web, and email some spider chicks.
He can't afford no Wi-Fi, let him have some kilobytes.
OP IS LITERALLY AN ATTENTIONWHORE SPIDER
DO NOT REPLY TO SPIDER POSTS
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>>51292035
>Australia
There's your problem.
>>51292075
Underrated post.
>>51292672
I don't get it please explain
>>51292035
Technicolor?
