It can be about any language; post stuff you hate about it!
C:
> needlessly complicated to do the most basic things
> strings dont exist, and manipulation of char arrays is harder than it should be
> if (***(&*(&*(++c)& oxFF986534)++ != '\0)
> Pointer to pointer to pointer to...
> inconsistent syntax involving brackets
>stdlib.h is a gigantic steaming pile of human feces
Java:
> Bean (bean) bean = new (bean)Bean((Bean) bean)
> private static final void blue doghouse firehose car building myMethod() extends your mom implements my dick {
> import com.url.www.http.backwards.ass.url.literally.why
> spring is a gigantic steaming pile of gorilla feces
> Strings are considered objects. WHY
> needless and/or pointless layers of abstraction
>>51288495
I thought you were a retard after I read your complaints on C. Then I read your complaints on Java and now I am without doubt
>>51288495
>Strings are considered objects. WHY
What's wrong with this?
>Bean (bean) bean = new (bean)Bean((Bean) bean)
That's not valid Java syntax
>>51288495
Kek
>>51288638
OP is new to programming
>>51288495
Stick to BASIC, things are nice and simple for you there
>>51288495
>stdlib.h is a gigantic steaming pile of human feces
>spring is a gigantic steaming pile of gorilla feces
Wouldn't it be the other way around since humans evolved from gorillas? (Java evolved from C)
>>51288495
>Strings shouldn't be objects
>why don't Strings exist!
Go finish your degree
>What's wrong with this?
I think he means as opposed to primitives. Which imo isn't any better than treating them as objects.
>>51288495
>C++
it's not lisp how retarded
>C
it's not lisp how retarded
>Java
It's not lisp how retarded
...
etc
...
>lisp
It's not scheme how retarded
>scheme
it's not racket how retarded
>racket
it's alright I guess
@51288726
Remember to tag the post.
>>51288734
>@
Nigger, what the fuck are you doing?
>>51288734
>>51288787
@51288787
I may be a femanon but I'm am NOT a nigger. Please do not call me that.
>>51288787
You know all that money Sun doesn't spend on offering value to its consumers? Some of that is spent on derailing threads that criticize their properties.
>>51288985
Kekd
>>51288985
I mean Oracle.
>>51289021
I mean Apple.
>JavaScript
>Everything is shit glued together with hardened shit.
>>51288943
Dis nigga
>Fortran
>free form vs fixed form
>comments are lines that start with non whitespace
>computer illiterate researchers use it for no discernable reason
>>51288943
>@51288787
>>51288495
> Bean (bean) bean = new (bean)Bean((Bean) bean)
More like Bean bean = new Bean(new Beaner(new Bain(new Boin)))
>why is this greentexting
>It shouldn't be
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>>51289124
> Bean bean = new BeanWriter(new BeanerInputStream(new Bean("beaners.txt")));
> bean.deport();
> bean.close();
>>51289126
0129 is broken now?
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>newfags can't triforce
>>51289144
You forgot bean.fuckYourWife(gringoKek);
>>51289195
Kek not kek*
>>51289195
Wow... how could I forget that. Thanks for the tip, anon.
>>51289208
Goddamn autocorrect I meant KEK!
>Assembly
Need I say anything?
>>51288495
>> if (***(&*(&*(++c)& oxFF986534)++ != '\0)
>&*
>ox
>'\0
>>51289151
triforce is strong
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