Harro g/rentoomen -_-
A classmate of mine wants a copy of my project to basically rehash and sumbit as his own. Naturally, I need to fuck him over so do I:
a. Give him the code, let him learn nothing and fail spectacularly in the commissional exam (playing the long game).
b. Give him the code, but sabotaged, ensuring immediate failure.
I'm sure plenty of ye have had Chads asking "ah cmon brah, what difference does it make to you?"
How have you fucked them over g?
>>51285113
I gave someone the code, and ended up on Academic Suspension for it. Don't give him the actual code.
sabotage the fuck out of it.
>b
do it, if he want to be lazy, then punish him
>bloat it up
>put some mistakes in, but will still compile
>cut out some codes
PS: Is he Indian?
>>51285113
A - sorta.
As >>51285147 said, if you give it to him you could get a suspension.
Give it to him, but make it explicitly clear that he is not allowed to copy it. In written form if need be. Say that the code is for 'study' purposes only.
That way, if he does copy you and gets caught, you can rub it in his face.
If he doesn't get caught, he will learn nothing and will still fail at exams.
Meh, I won't get in trouble for giving him the code. I'm veering out of laziness towards the long play desu senpai
>>51285113
>give him code
>risk getting in trouble
>give him sabotaged code
>risk getting in trouble
stop being chads bitch and tell him to fuck off
give it to him encrypted and have it run funny stuff on trigger for something only the prof has; location, timezone, or something specific to him
>>51285301
could always go for the classic zip bomb!
Give him the code except replace random characters with unicode variants of identical appearance from the Cryllic alphabet so it won't compile
Tell him "No".
Don't listen to those dumbass who want you to give him encrypted or partially.
I'm not a freshman. The retarded Chads have all dropped out by now
The fact that you didn't instantly tell him to fuck off and instead decided to connive a sabotage event makes you sound like a pushover with a horribly spiteful personality.
use a bunch of macros to fuck him over
#define true false
#define false std::rand()
and so on and so forth.
alternatively, hide an obfuscated section to download a shit ton of gay midget porn to random directories
>>51286521
Do this one, it'll be funny. Don't listen to the herd of internet tough guys.
>>51285189
>>51285113
this will NOT fly under the honor code of any university. Do not share code under any circumstances. If you want to fuck him over, keep putting off but never outright decline to give him the code. Eventually he'll have to panic and write the whole thing himself and probably fail it.
>>51287015
>#define false std::rand()
nah man, too obvious
#define true (std::rand() % 100)
#define false !true
Also, #define a class to a union with the same members, that would cause some nightmarish behavior.
Unfortunately, you'll get kicked out of your university for doing any of this.
>>51285113
holy shit
just grow a pair and say fuck off.
c. Unzip your dick and let him suck it, tell him to pay you 200 bucks for it and then sabotage the whatever the fuck i didnt read
