Safe place to purchase a cell phone jammer? Looking for a high quality but portable jammer.
Why?
>>51284370
cause I'm sick of driving and nearly getting killed by dumb white bitches drinking starbucks, talking on their phone or testing. I want to drive around with this fucker and turn it on when needed.
>>51284231
Op sounds like a florida man that got caught doing the same shit, got in a ton of trouble. Still bumping for interest in purchase source.
>>51284443
I don't mind the risk.. any links to the florida dude? interested to see how much trouble he got in
>>51284405
Better to have them confused and looking down to redial because their call cut out?
>>51284405
Your going to distract them even more when you nake them think their phone is broke
>>51284460
Hopefully they'll die quicker, and not us
>>51284405
Calm down Elliot
Maybe invest in an extra-loud horn to scare the shit out of them instead of potentially getting arrested for having an illegal cell phone jammer?
>>51284460
>>51284465
that's the point. Natural selection
kek
>>51284468
this guy knows wuts up
Dealextreme/Alixepress should have them
Bad idea. If anything, it will make people using cell phones even more confused because they lost reception and will try to "fix" it. Just accept the fact that if you pray and good deeds, you have no reason to fear death.
>>51284481
the amount of illegal shit I already have..... plus, where i'm at, it's not illegal to own one, it's only illegal to use it.
>>51284517
woah, slow down there, you are starting to sound like my nut job christian parents who put me up for adoption at age 16. and I don't fear death.. lol if you only knew XP
>>51284231
Radio jammers are highly illegal. I recommend that you make one rather than buying it. Just duck it and you'll find instructions. Its relatively easy.
I'm gonna make one of my own once I start riding my bike
>>51284540
I would if I had the time. I prefer to just buy one and take the risk.. I can always play stupid if I get caught. I have a PO box and pay someone to check it for me so i'm not worried.
These jammers are expensive breh
Wifi jamming can be done with cheap hardware though, went to a talk about this last month
>>51284537
>lol if you only knew XP
get out.
>>51284231
Do you happen to have the lyrics to Tool's Æenima tattooed on your body?
Also you'll put yourself in more danger. Especially when Chad sneaks into your house at night, beating your face in for killing his wife as you reach for your cellphone, desperately dialing with no service in your home.
>>51284575
dude, 2012 alone I flat lined twice, fell off a cliff and rolled my car, all at separate times. I'm not afraid of death.
>>51284603
>please, no chad! not my ass!
>>51284537
>lol if you only knew XP
>lol XP
>XP
>>51284662
this made me laugh too hard
>>51284662
>falling for bait
hi-reddit.jpg
>>51284646
>today on things that never happend
>>51284405
haha this sounds like SUCH a beta complaint
wahhh white and starbucks, i can't fuck em so i need to kill em! i need to disable everyone's cell phone signal so i can feel safe. wahh, wahhh, wahhhhhh.
The edge in here
>>51284691
pic of the cliff..
>>51284689
>le 2015
>le using .jpg not .png
>>51284568
*tips tinfoil fedora*
>>51284646
http://patch.com/connecticut/granby-eastgranby/hiker-falls-30-foot-cliff-granby-while-photographing-waterfalls
>51-year-old New York City man suffered lacerations to his head and arms after falling from a 30-foot cliff at Enders State Forest in Granby
wasn't you boo
>cell phone jammer
So passive beta.
9 people out of ten are able to talk and drive. If you feel your life is in danger just roll down your window and tell them that they drive like shit or keep your distance. It's not hard.
>>51284802
wus me, did a quick search and grabbed the wrong article. i screenshotted the real article and blurred out my name
>>51284864
Hi tyler
>>51284646
>>51284864
Sounds like you're the one that needs to get off the road.
>>51284864
>tfw Tyler J. Santos of Springfield
what's going on in here
>>51284646
Dude I've hit a bolder on a snowmobile at >100mph on a solid lake in the Adirondacks and the half ton sled flipped over me, landing a few feet in front of me.
Dude I've fallen off a 15ft wave and washed up on rocks, pinned to them as each set came in. I stayed like that for 20 minutes.
Dude I've fallen off a ski lift 20 feet up and landed with my head inches away from a rock.
Dude I've had a gun pointed to my head over $3.58, a broken flip phone, and a septa pass with one more day of use on it.
You "don't fear death" because you're an edgy shit lord that thinks your experiences qualify you as some sort of badass. No one cares. You're still worthless.
>>51284943
>Massfag
No wonder he crashed. Fuckers never learned to use their blinkers.
>>51284943
>when you forget google fucking exists
>kek
> /wrists/
Good luck in prison my friend
Two of these used at the same time in close proximity will disrupt everything within a 10 meter radius. I used to do this to my dad when he was watching the football, just as a team was about to score a goal.
>>51284974
it was thanksgiving night and I hit black ice on the highway, but yet. i'm a newfag when driving but I still try to be respectful of other drivers and im a fucking autist when it comes to using blinkers
>>51284987
Do you think he'll be put on a watchlist for his purchases if I tip the FBI?
>>51285003
>article posted in June
c'mon son
Its against the law to do this
>>51285040
separate incident?? car crash isn't falling off a cliff..
https://twitter.com/tjs9919
install some weaponry like james bond has
>>51285082
wrong kid lol..
>>51285003
>Massfag who uses his blinker
Such a thing exists?
The world is probably trying to kill you off because it thinks you shouldn't be. FIGHT IT FOR ALL YOU'RE WORTH MY BLINKER-USING MASSFRIEND!
>>51285019
Why would the FBI give a fuck about a phone jammer?
jesus this is one of the dumbest threads on /g/, and that is saying something
not only will the OP never actually go through with it, but his fucking reason for even considering it is fucking retarded
Build your own, look on instructables
>>51284231
Me and a friend built a full range fm radio transmitter in high school. We would drive around town and find ass holes with a loud radio tune to that frequency then broadcast jenna jameson's porno the look on peoples faces when they're stupid rap music turn to lesbians screaming was priceless
>>51285137
I'm sure it could be used for terrorism with some thought process.
>>51285262
a fork could be used for terrorism with some thought process..
>>51285276
How?
>>51285276
Difference is anyone with a cell jammer can commit domestic terrorism, not everyone with a fork can
>>51285289
>guy takes over an airplane and uses it like a missile by stabbing people in the eye with a fork. OMG i just formed a sadistic plot to terrorize hundreds of people! report me to the FBI quick!
point is, if you are smart enough, everything can be a weapon.
https://twitter.com/tjs9919/status/486956474795446272
>>51284405
Sound like an SJW feminist with this kind of entitlement
>>51284498
>Natural selection
Great plan. No one will be able to call an ambulance after someone you distracted crashes into you.
>>51284443
Here op, found it. From the looks of the thread id say your safest bet (autism aside) is to build one. http://www.cnet.com/news/man-put-cell-phone-jammer-in-car-to-stop-driver-calls-fcc-says/
beta af
just kill them instead
Don't drop the soap.
Or you could just kill yourself and not have to see them
>>51285002
walkie talkies and phones do not use the same broadcasting frequency.
I tried to build one but the instructions in the interweb are really unclear.
Does someone here knows how to build them or has a link?
>op gets into an accident
>nobody can call 911 because of his jammer
lmao
>>51288808
>someone sees someone planting a bomb
>can't call the police
>9/11 2.0 happens
>>51284646
If you aren't afraid of death, why do you need the jammer, then?
>>51284405
>>51284231
Application called wish it has from phone signal jammer to gps jammer
>>51287142
Build or buy an oscillator for local frequencies
Attach an antenna of proper length
Juice
???
Cell phone jammer
Pretty easy desu
>>51284405
a better investment would be to buy a dashcam with two channels (one front and one rear)
FCC and law enforcement don't fuck around with jammers.
The more you use it, the more likely you will be caught.
Also what a moronic excuse
>its illegal to operate a jammer, not illegal to have!
I'm sure that will fly really well in court
A jammer won't solve distracted driving, it might in fact create more distractions as people start to fumble with their phones trying to figure out whats wrong.
>>51286428
>Not understanding constructive wave interference fields
>>51284231
nigga, you are messing with federal laws by just having that shit on you. Also, that shit works by overpowering its signal so it 'blocks' the cellphone to tower path, so on a RF map that shit lights up like the sun which makes finding you very easy.
