>2015
>using mysql
>>51268467
>2015
>not using mysq
>>51268467
>not using memesql
>>51268467
what are you using, postgresql?
>2015
>not using mariadb
MySQL is neat. It's good enough for Facebook.
MYSQL doesn't even support INTERSECT
top kek
PL/SQL master race reporting in
>>51268741
You can rewrite it as an INNER JOIN
turbo pleb
>>51268467
google is killing relational db
well if you're coding in PHP, might as well go full retard and store your data in mySQL
What's the best book on databases?
>>51268831
For my database course we're using one called: "Fundamentals of Database Systems", does a pretty good jon at explaining the SQL syntax as well as Relational Algebra, Database design guidelines and normal forms.
>2015
>using entity framework
PHP + MYSQL for life
MUH SQL
>>51269021
Is there any language worse than PHP? Let's be honest now /g/
>>51269059
Meme languages like Haskell and Lisp
>>51269059
Perl
>>51269067
Fuck off desu
>>51269067
I bet you have friends too you faggot
>>51268467
It's free, what do you want, customer service?
MySQL is not a database. It kinda sorta resembles a database if you squint your eyes or if you're a beginner and don't know what a real database looks like, but it's not a database. It's really a data corruption engine which happens to use tables and columns as a way for arranging your corrupted data.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emgJtr9tIME
>>51269059
PHP is quite weird but it's definitely not the worst. You just have to jump through a lot more hoops to get shit done.
Don't worry. PHP 7 will fix everything.
[spoilers don't work on /g/]lol nope[/spoilers don't work on /g/]
>>51269073
perl is based, tho. Perl 6 is coming soon :^)
