http://thehackernews.com/2015/11/hacker-botcoin-chip.html
This is the end, /g/, they are inventing ways to put the botnet inside your body.
There's no running away now...
This is it..
>>51262668
>wireless
Trash.
I extended my body with some pants, which not only protects my body from minor injuries, but it also allows me to carry objects like my wallet while keeping my hands free.
>HE HACKED HIS BODY
>>51263231
I HACK MY BODY
by wearing pants. would recommend any day, no issues in body stability.
>>51263231
I did some research using weak electric currents that modulate brain activity. Anytime I ran a search to see how the popsci press reported on it, it was labelled "BRAIN HACKING" "BIO HACKING" "BODY HACKING" or some other sensationalist bullshit.
OVERCLOCK YOUR BRAIN DUDES, MASTER RACE HACKERS ARE COMING WE'RE GONNA BE OBSOLETE
Oh no!
New technology !
Try this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XDTQLa3NjE
>>51262792
RFID is wireless
>>51262668
Is that like how my dentist hacked my body to implant fillings in my teeth?
>>51263951
You had botnet implanted into your teeth? Shame on you, anon! Get them out! OUT!
>>51264926
Even if there's no electronics, it's a nefarious government scheme to store our nation's silver supply in our mouths.
>>51265024
Omg yes! How dare they?
Heavy metals are known to kill brain cells, and since silver is a heavy metal, could that explain why everything is being dumbed down recently?
