The Canadian Customs asked if I had a smart phone and I said yes. He then asked for the passcode and I asked why. He said if I didn't give it he would charge me with "hinderance". I gave him my code and he and another border guard went through my phone. They looked at my pictures, texts, emails, Internet, and snap chat. I'm in Canada now and I'm pissed.
Anyway, how do i create a bogus profile on my Android phone that can be accessed through a different passcode/pattern at the lockscreen and doesn't betray my real phone's profile?
>>47531586
jesus christ, geddy lee has aged terribly.
Just make a backup, upload it somewhere, reset the phone. Download and apply backup upon arrival. Now that wasn't too hard, was it?
>>47531627
I shouldn't have to do that
>>47531586
Say you forgot it.
>>47531598
That's probably a decent amount of time into the gig. He is sweaty and tired. He is getting old but playing three instruments+ footpedals is alot of work.
Fuck you.
>>47531670
look, i still LOVE rush, but than man is looking scarier by the day.
say no
>>47531642
>I don't have a phone, sir
Now which is more likely?
A:
>ok doki, just go through then! Have a jolly good stay, m8!
or B:
>I'ma gonna pat you down, son
>>47531685
>why would I bring a phone to a place I can't get a signal from?
>>47531682
Fairly standard. US Customs also does this. Presenting yourself at a border is consent to search.
>>47531693
underrated post
good joke about canadian providers
>>47531586
You use a dumbphone, dumbass.
Then again they can go through your texts and calls through that too.
Although they wouldn't be that juicy.
I might go with pics of Kanye's dick in 9999 copies + wallpaper + screensaver if this happens to me though.
That shit's retarded. Good thing you can travel freely in the EU, even at airports they dont check your phone
>>47531698
>>47531723
I live in Canada very close to the border... I cross into the US about twice per month, and I've been doing so for 5+ years.
I've never, not even once, had my phone looked through. Neither entering the US, or re-entering Canada. I've been in "secondary" a few times, where they search your car, but they've never asked about my phone.
Maybe you're all just sandniggers.
>>47531758
>Maybe you're all just sandniggers.
since when are you canucks rude?
fucking weird as hell? maybe, but not rude.
>>47531679
You do know that he is an alien, right? No human could pull that off.
>>47531789
as far as i'm concerned, the three of them are immortal rock gods, banished from asgard by Odin when he got frustrated trying to play yyz.
>>47531758
Why'd you reply to me? I went to the US and Canada and didnt get checked either. I'd assumed that this had changed over the years.
have a second unlock code that plays the brown noise at max volume, problem solved
>inb4 there is no brown noise, inb4 what is psychoacoustics
>>47531848
no wonder i find myself liking my Canadian colleagues less and less by the day.
even the older ones are a bunch of autists and spergs.
>>47531636
You shouldn't believe the propaganda about living in the free world. You don't. Adjust accordingly.
>>47531586
Simple. Don't come to Canada.
>>47531780
Rude? My friend, "sandnigger" is a race of humans. It's just a classification. Yes, I'm using 4chins slang here, but essentially: if your homeland has a lot of sand, you are a sandnigger.
No need to be upset.
![keyboard-09.1984-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I5WbGOs.jpg "keyboard-09.1984-0[1].jpg")
That's a terrible photo though. Unfortunate expression, unflattering lighting, and as has already been stated, well into the performance
Rush synth years are technology. Rush general
What is their best album and why is it Hemispheres?
Reminds me of that Trailer park Boys episode (play from 8:45) https://youtu.be/yAFj76qwfps?t=8m45s
Canadian Customs is a joke op, there overly strict at the border yet they allow in thousands of immigrants each year and practically anyone can become Canadian citizen. All i know is that some Canucks just have a massive inferiority complex so the border is there only chance to act tough towards Americans probably the only reason they do it.
>>47531895
>and why is it Hemispheres?
because la villa strangiata.
duh.
>>47531586
you should have taken the hinderance charge. what is in you're phone is private and you're property.
next time don't be a gullible cunt. stand up for yourself man. you could have possibly got those two in trouble. report it if you can.
>>47531894
So if I was born in Australia, does that mean I'm a sandnigger because there's an island full of it?
>>47532075
Well, are you a nigger?
>>47532075
Valid point. Is Australia mostly desert? I always though it was more of a grasslands biome, but I could be wrong.
What is the point of searching the phone? Are they afraid you stored loli manga on it?
>>47532100
Australia is mostly desert. Australia also has vast bushlands and tropics but they're a small portion of the land.
Keep in mind Canadian customs exists to protest America. Before the US started adding all kinds of security Canadians were bros, but now they've gotten butthurt that we make Canadians answer questions, so they make travel miserable for Americans now as petty revenge. If you're Chinese, North Korean, or Syrian, it's no problem, but an American business traveler visiting Canada gets a full body cavity search, waterboarding, and all of his belongings destroyed for security reasons.
They're almost as nazi as Israel.
Nandroid backup. Takes like 1 minute at most. Restore once you've passed the security checkpoint.
Went to Asia last summer and I handed the tsa with the setup screen and told him it was new.
>Europe
>Can theoretically travel within the major parts with nothing but a photo ID (not even a passport), no TSA, no invasive searches other than baggage x-ray / metal detector
feels good being having personal freedoms
Thanks for letting me know this happens, OP. I'll fill a 2nd SD card with nothing but gay porn and k-pop and make sure it's in whenever i go near north murica
>using a phone
>walking around with your wallet
>crossing the border
>going outside
Here's a few things you should never do again. This aint the 90s anymore, it's a cyberpunk dystopia, realise it.
>>47531873
>implying smartphone are capable of those frequencies
Wait... op is not trolling ?
USA and its satellite states WILL search your mobile device? Or just check if it turns on
>>47531895
>>47531951
You fools need to go back and listen to Grace Under Pressure. You listen enough and you might learn something too.
PS - I've loved Rush for almost 30 years... but Geddy is an ugly motherfucker on a good day in his best year.
PSS - I've been in and out of Canada at least 300 times in my life and I've never even heard of something like that happening to a white person (those are the fuckers I worked with).
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?
>>47533319
>being a cuck
>>47532892
Not that often, but they can't search every muslim looking person so occasionally they have to search whitey
>>47531586
OP here, going back to my original question:
>Anyway, how do i create a bogus profile on my Android phone that can be accessed through a different passcode/pattern at the lockscreen and doesn't betray my real phone's profile?
Can that be done? Or do i have to invent something?
>>47531723
EU citizen here, it really is nice to be able to travel within the EU freely.
I didn't know the U.S. cancer extended to Canada as well, I guess that pretty much means the entire north american content is on my “no fly” list.
Any other countries I should watch out for?
>>47531848
But you love chinks though.
>>47534190
>Any other countries I should watch out for?
UK and Sweden. They pull this bullshit too.
Also they are the bestest butt-buddies with the US. What a funny coincidence!
>>47534272
>Sweden
Wait, really? You can't enter sweden?
My sister was just visiting there, I'll ask her to see how it went.
>>47534357
They don't check everyone, just those who look "suspicious".
Rom with Multiuser support or you create 2 twrp/cwm backups, one with a fresh factory reset os (or a bogus legit looking profilo) and one in which you keep a recent backup.
Eventi if they notice the backup folder (copy it on tour PC) they will never bother flashing every shitty backup on tour phone storage
>>47532451
So basically exactly what is is like to travel between states in the US. That isn't anything special.
>>47534416
How do they decide who looks suspicious?
No one cares about your Chinese cartoons you cucknadian maplenigger
>>47531834
Top hue-kek
>>47534544
>I'm not important and got nothing to hide
Because of faggots like you, we are in this privacy mess.
Stupid fucking homo
>>47531894
Yes, rude. Also stupid because being from an area with a lot of sand does not define your race, you fucking imbecile, or are white Australians and Arizonans sandniggers too?
>>47534179
Can be done. Thought of doing it, but I play games and watch movies instead
>>47534624
Because of faggots like you rush is still making "music"
>>>/timhortons/
Stupid question: Why the fuck would they bother with doing this...?
Can they raise some fees / taxes on installed software, or what is the point?
Thanks OP I come on amp she hiss at effects pedal
They can search whatever they want at the border.
You could always bend over and take a pic of your ass so when they search it they'll get a good laugh.
>>47534682
It's to protect your freedoms from terrorists
>>47531586
You now remember that guy that got jailed because he won't give his BB Passport's password
>>47534517
Muslims, neckbeards like us and faggots.
>going to canada
What a faggot.
>>47532062
>you should have taken the hinderance charge. what is in you're phone is private and you're property.
you do know that _'re_ stands for "are", right?
> next time don't be a gullible cunt. stand up for yourself man.
> you could have possibly got those two in trouble. report it if you can.
not really, when crossing the border most of the homeland laws does not apply.
>>47531586
wipe before crossing and restore after
>>47531670
Why would you get butt hurt enough to say fuck you. Are you his son or something?
What if all my texts and snapsc are in my native language, Norwegian? What are they gonna do then after checking my texts?
How suspicious do you appear to others? I'm a fucking fat neckbeard with long hair and look like I'm ready to bomb some twin towers but Canada/US customs haven't given me shit other than a pat down.
>>47535386
Butthurt tripfag
Under Canada’s Customs Act, CBSA officers have widespread powers to stop and search individuals, their baggage and other possessions and devices at any Canadian port of entry, be this a land border crossing, air terminal or sea port. When such searches have been challenged in court, judges have typically recognized that people should have reduced expectations of privacy at border points. In this special context, privacy and other Charter rights are limited by factors such as sovereignty, immigration control, taxation and security.
What you should know:
CBSA officers are authorized to conduct searches of individuals entering Canada, including their baggage, parcels or devices such as laptops, BlackBerrys or cellphones. These searches may be conducted without a warrant.
In addition, officers may examine devices for photos, files, contacts and other media, in much the same way customs officials have broad powers to open, inspect and seize mailed packages being delivered into Canada.
>>47534499
You just compared freedom of movement between administrative regions of a single country to a freedom of movement and abolition of borders between group of separate countries. This is something special.
>>47531758
I think its a fairly new thing in the last couple years. They could always ask you for the password if they wanted to but you didn't have to give it to them.
Also it might help that you're a Canadian citizen.
>>47531598
He's in his 60s and probably doesn't want to go the Hollywood plastic surgery route.
>>47534544
Youre actually not allowed to bring child porn into the country
You guys should all watch border security, its just people being retards trying to bring illegal shit into canada
Yeah, thanks for making me realize not to take my everyday's devices to north america in any case.
Jesus fucking christ in europe i can at least refuse to type in the fucking password and there's no law that obliges me to reveal it/type it in.
Why is NA such fascist shithole?
>>47532062
>next time don't be a gullible cunt. stand up for yourself man. you could have possibly got those two in trouble. report it if you can.
Its actually legal for them to do that. You don't have to consent to a search, they also don't have to let you into the country.
>>47534190
Canada, like many other countries, are annoyed at how difficult US Customs is to deal with. So they get passive aggressive revenge by fucking with people entering from the US. It accomplishes nothing since those being harassed aren't the ones making policy but it gives their politicians a hard on for sticking it to the US... all 0.5 mm of it.
Canadian customs/immigration is a fucking nightmare bucketfull of assholes.
Every time I go there for a business trip with my business cards, I have to give a lengthy explanation of my reasons for going, full names, addresses, what the meeting is about, why we decided to have it - any hesitation at all and the cunty bitch threatens to shackle me to a table for the night.
I swear to God I'm not making this up. All of my colleagues that travel there have the same issues. They are complete and total assholes.
Keep laughing at the libertarians, cucks. Keep fucking laughing.
>>47535386
Thanks for telling us that you're white.
>>47534452
Thanks for the tip, man
>>47531586
>>47534179
LG and HTC comes with a "Guest Mode".
I don't know how HTC works, but on my LG you can have a code and it will enter into a different profile.
Btw I like LG's software, but if you buy a G3 or G4, G Flex 2 - remember, buy the 32GB version, only those come with 3GB ram.
I took the pic on my G Pro 2 btw.
It's a phablet. Also comes with 3GB ram.
>>47536042
Libertarians want to throw out the baby with the bathwater.
In quite a silly way, too.
The logic is:
Governments are broken by corporate corruption, regulation does more harm than good.
So let's throw out all regulation and let the corporations self regulate!
Shrinking the government is good but the libertarians want to throw out the bath, the bathwater and the baby all at the same time.
>>47531586
Only the american border guards do that, unless you're on a list, in which case you shouldn't come to Canada, you'll probably have a shitty time going back
>>47536252
So basically when you have this activated, you just set a differrent pattern, and it will load Guest mode.
>>47536265
They regulate themselves TODAY. Who do you think comprises those regulatory boards? 'Derp, we can't have people who aren't experts in the field making regulations'. The free market is, in most cases, better.
Anyway, that's a strawman; libertarians do not want to end ALL regulation. But yes, we are tired of the endless bitching about how corporations run the world. They do it through government and regulation.
>>47536502
>They regulate themselves TODAY. Who do you think comprises those regulatory boards?
The regulatory boards that libertarians complain about?
Ban political adverts.
Bam, system fixed.
>>47531586
1. Not use an Android® phone (unless you hate freedom or something)
2. Build your own phone from scratch (You'll know you did this part right if it didn't cost you any money)
3. Program the OS in the processor's Machine Code
4. Never get raped by customs again.
US customs does the exact same thing. Didn't happen to me but it happened to a woman who was in front of me in the line at the border. They asked for her cellphone and asked her to unlock it. She complied.
Then it came turn to me and they just waved me off.
>>47531889
>taking it like a little bitch
>>47533319
You're free to get turned around at the border and go back to the US
>>47531780
Don't believe the hype, Canada is as flawed as any other country
>>47533319
Trying to cross a border is a little different than being stopped by your local pig
>>47536530
How does that solve people like Hank Paulson, Jon Corzine and so on revolving back and forth from regulatory positions to the private sector?
>>47532379
Well you fucking started it...
>>47536042
Now you know how the rest of the world gets treated by US customs.
Fuck you, you lot started started this shit.
>>47537733
No shit
What a facist shithole. I'd rather travel to Somalia.
>>47531758
This. Twice a year, every year, I got to Portland from Vancouver to do some shopping. We just answer like 4 - 6 questions then they send us on our way. Haven't ran into a problem since.
>>47531586
As a precaution, you can get a phone that uses a fingerprint sensor and the border patrol won't legally be able to access your phone. Since they would have to force you to hand over your fingerprints.
>>47536005
unless UK where you can go to jail if you wont give them the password
>>47531586
>travelling with your cellphone
I have a dumbphone I carry with me. My work and friends know to contact me whenever Im out for vacaation.
Same goes for your laptop OP. Get a hidden crypted partition and place your sensitive pics and data there.
>>47536252
"and now please unlock the other profile"
I think this should be pretty good, a new profile doesn't know about any files, has its own phonebook etc. You can switch within a few seconds and they won't know that that option even exists.
Just fill the profile with scat, gay porn and traps. I would not put any violent porn or gore on there, because obscenity laws etc.
>>47531758
Yeah, and theres that one chance a border officer might be bored looking for your girls nudes on your phone.
>>47537941
>and they won't know that that option even exists.
yea since only anons on /g/ are so advanced phone wizards
>>47537966
they probably have more things to do than find the option. just make sure the profile looks like it's actually being used. Just visit and bookmark a few websites etc and they aren't going to dig.
>>47532100
Dude, educate yourself.
This doesn't sound like it should be on /g/ by the by.
At any rate, why care? Obviously "the people" are okay with searches or else they wouldn't have such system firmly in place.
If you are doing nothing illegal then you shouldn't worry about "muh privacy" anyway.
This really doesn't belong on tech.
>>47538064
Retard, kill yourself.
>>47538076
>I have nothing to hide so it's okay for my privacy to be violated and to force others into it too
Kill yourself
Why are you faggots even concerned? Are you all terrorists or pedophiles? You should have nothing to hide.
>>47538133
This
What a bunch of hipsters
>>47538153
>>47538133
Please be trolls
>>47535411
Probably nothing... there is also a chance they might know your language, they are border officers
>>47538172
I'm serious. Unless you have CP or plans to blow up a building on your phone, what do you have to hide?
>I gotta hide muh animes
lol
>>47535353
Fuck you.
>>47538198
I have nothing to hide, it's the fact that it's my device and the fuck has no reason to go snooping through my personal shit.
>>47538211
>I have nothing to hide
Good. End of discussion.
>>47538198
>only song
>ill Qaeda - blow up a building
>>47538198
You're a fucktard. Phones can contain credit card info, banking info, personal info, medical info, fucking anything.
To anyone that is wondering no this isn't legal... If you give it to them they can but it's your property they would have to have thought you commuted a crime to raise suspension... God damn pick up a book man
>>47538211
>>47538198
I don't take my phone when traveling outside of the US. Thank god I was born in the 80s before reliance on technology literally became a facet of a Burgerstan's life.
>but muh 911
>but muh maps
Yeah it's called using your fucking brain, try it sometime Goyim.
>>47531780
The joke is the farce of our political system and xenophobic tendencies despite multinational policy.
Sure you can be brown, just don't expect to get a job in Sask. Don't worry about trying to prove that you weren't hired because of race either. That is illegal discrimination, but have fun,
Canada is fucked, don't even get me started on samsquantch.
>using a phone for anything other than calling people, texting, and light surfing.
really
>>47537936
>I'm sorry officer but I'm borrowing this phone from my (family member), mine is in for repairs
So hard eh?
>>47538302
No, that doesn't mean I'm okay with it. I've had cops pull me out of a clean car because I refused to let them search it
>>47534639
What is this sjw bullshit going on here? Since the other guy is a cuckold faggot with a feminist wife I'll tell it how it is.
A sandnigger is any subhuman filth coming from the middle east (that means between Asia and Africa, if you are wondering), where people have non-existent cultures and civilization is not even dreamt of. You know when you hear "suicide bombing" or "women lapidation" or "killed tourists in a museum" or "destroyed ancient piece of historical importance to prove the glory of allah"..?
These are all sandniggers...
>>47531906
Well slap my stomach and call me Randy, I'm watching TTB right now.
>>47531685
Phone rings
>>47532451
Same size as Eastern Seaboard
>>47531586
Use micro sd card with everything but basic files on it . Take it out before the border . If anyone asks it is new and you just got it.
>backup and wipe phone
>load it with gigabytes of disgusting scat porn with fat and hairy negresses getting fucked and shit on by 80 year old Africans
>put some dick pictures with all kinds of STDs in your camera folder
>create some really cheesy cyber dialog
Alternatively
>download pony pictures
>Equestria Daily or fanfiction.net as home page
>tell them that you are Equinogendered
>instantly put in psych ward
>>47531780
If there's one thing people in the civilized world need to be more "rude" about, it's mudslimes. I mean it's not like anything bad related to muslims has happened in Canada in the last year or anything.
>>47537936
>>47538389
there is no way anyone can tell OR PROVE if "there is an other profile". it just logs you in, and you are in a home screen. that's it.
Would love to see an xposed module that would set up a lock screen with two possible passwords. One that logs you in and the other that wipes the encryption header and the bootloader making data recovery impossible. You could simply leave the wipe password laying around where they could find it and if they put it in you have plausible deniability provided you kept silent.
>>47531586
i wonder where in the world i'll end up to escape this insanity
for now, it feels good to be a yuropoor that's not really poor living in a rich country where encryption is legal
>meanwhile in yurop
>>47531723
"Free traveling" spergs from ex commie countries which are now in the EU who steal cars, smuggle weapons and break into houses are fucking cancer.
I'd rather have the wall put up again and go through border control every time I had to visit east Germany, Poland or czechoslovakia (which will probably never happen)
>>47537027
You're free to get turned around at the border and moonwalk into Canada.
If you backup and install a clean ROM, it should be okay no? Or do they check your backups?
>>47531586
I am a Canadian And when I hear about this kind of thing I get really pissed. I'm very sorry you had to go through that. Some of the boarder horror stories absolutely disgust me. Anyone with I'll will wouldn't be caught with those kind of tactics anyways.
>>47537786
It's a big country, anon. And there are millions of us LIBERTARIANS trying to END it.
and fighting the NSA "nerthing ter herrrrd" a-holes every step of the way.
>>47537733
Our government started it, I didn't start it.
And if you want to go there, Canada has never been especially good at stopping terrorists. You guys let some sikhs blow up one of your jets back in the 90s and it was an incredibly clumsy plot. We have every reason to think you'd let jihadis into Canada which would mean we'd need to step up security on our end.
>>47537896
Handing over fingerprints is lawful, as it is who you are, such as your identity. It is legal to obtain fingerprints to determine the person who held the murder knife.
Handing over passwords or things that you know is against the law. You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to protect yourself from self-incrimination, etc. It is illegal to provide passwords which could incriminate you.
You have it ass-backwards, son.
>>47542629
Source:
https://www.eff.org/issues/know-your-rights
>You do not have to hand over your encryption keys or passwords to law enforcement.
>The Fifth Amendment protects you from being forced to give the government self-incriminating testimony. Courts have generally accepted that telling the government a password or encryption key is “testimony.” A police officer cannot force or threaten you into giving up your password or unlocking your electronic devices. However, a judge or a grand jury may be able to force you to decrypt your devices in some circumstances. Because this is a legally complicated issue, if you find yourself in a situation where the police, a judge or grand jury are demanding you turn over encryption keys or passwords, you should let EFF know right away and seek legal help.
>go through customs
>get randomly selected for a laptop check
>they turn on my laptop
>Crunchbang boots up
>"Excuse me, what is this?"
>tell them it's my OS
>"This doesn't look like Windows."
>tell them it's just like Windows
>they're confused as fuck and start getting annoyed
>I open up my Windows virtual machine
>they do a quick look through my Windows VM and let me go after five minutes
Linux = terrorism
>>47542914
Wait, they looked through your VM...
How did they look through it?
>>47535892
you really don't get our states do you
>>47542914
Crunchbang is dead brobro
;_;
If you seriously think U.S. laws and legal advice apply to Canada then you are quite literally retarded.
>>47532062
>you're property
>you are property
>you are property [of your government]
>>47536980
what do you do?
>>47531586
The solution is to say no then turn around and never try to go to Canada again.
>>47544003
Do my best to circumvent things like this. Every trip is planned around making things difficult for the authorities. For example, my laptop has no bootloader for the OS (I boot to the firmware and manually boot the OS), the firmware has a password, the laptop is a fortress to disassemble, and my Home partition is encrypted.
>>47531895
>If it ain't stiff it ain't worth a fuck.
based geddy
>>47534851
This is why I never leave my country with my sim card/phone. If anything, I bring a brand new phone and get a sim at the location I'm traveling to.
>>47531586
>Not unloading your SD card before the custom checks
lel
>>47540862
I would rather have one where the preset wrong password enters a guest account
>>47542014
>Canada has never been especially good at stopping terrorists
Neither has the US.
I mean, there was this whole Boston thing recently and you guys were warned about it.
Truth is, nobody's any good at stopping terrorist plots because they're really hard to stop.
>>47544058
That's just making it harder on yourself.
Just wipe your stuff before crossing any borders and keep your shit encrypted on a private server somewhere.
>>47541284
You are free to turn 360* and moonwalk back to the US
>>47546893
I don't care, I take it as a challenge.
>>47546873
At least if you're a multicultural hellhole :^)
>inb4 back to >>>/pol/
>>47547009
The Nazis weren't any good at stopping terrorists either.
>>47531834
Total coincidence, YYZ just finished playing when I clicked on this thread.
