"Mom says you have to let me use your computer, Anon."
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>47521114
Knock yourself out. In the meantime l'll be using your mom.
What? Who are you? I have no brother.
>>47521114
>Sure. I have just made you an account with limited privileges. You can login directly using the keyboard or remotely through the SSH. There's no X11 installed, my partition is encrypted and SELinux is enforced. Have fun !
>>47521214
>Anon we didn't buy you this thing so you could bully your brother. Don't make us take it away.
>>47521214
"What is this shit? Where's Internet Explorer? Mom, Anon is doing something he shouldn't!"
>>47521225
>>47521259
>Mom pls, this is what the scientists use to do molecular simulations. Little bro should read more books to became one too instead of becoming a NEET.
>>47521214
If I had a brother I would throw him a signed in tty on a hardened system just for the keks
>discouraging a budding /g/ent
Why, the lad reminds me of myself when I was 8 years old.
>>47521288
"You're the one using a NEETs computer, who uses a 6 year old laptop? And what is with all these anime pictures?"
>>47521114
Ok, bro
Ok, but stay the fuck away from the folder marked "Captain Planet". That's for my eyes only.
>>47521336
Nah, this is better. He can occupy his time with Dig Dug.
>>47521114
Only if we make out for half an hour.
>>47521114
Go ahead. Good luck with the firmware password and user password
>>47521114
qt boy
>>47521114
sure thing kid
you just have to go through THE GAUNTLET to reach the pc
good luck
Only if you let me use your tite boypussy
>>47521336
>>47521362
>Using consumerist babby shit
>>47521403
"Mom, he won't tell me the password! He should be grounded."
>>47521362
>>47521336
"Hey Anon, the fuck do I get on the Internet with this? And why do I have to stick this funny black rectangle with a hole in the middle into the computer to start it up?"
>>47521423
he looks like he would be really eager in bed
>>47521439
cant ground me in prison
>>47521259
/g/ 2015
/g/ is now the official /b/ but tech related
>>47521114
Sorry bro my desktop is out, use this instead
>The most powerful computer of all is in our heads
Then proceed to give him novel pseudocode algorithms to trace through
>>47521439
By the time I had my own computers groundings weren't a thing for me
>>47521450
You can go on Usenet and the black rectangle thingies are an early version of a Flash drive.
>>47521345
"But Captain Planet is a superhero, right? I love superhero comics, Anon."
>>47521114
I cant say no to a cute shota
8/10, would play co op with on snow day under the blankets.
>>47521114
>using my shitty laptop
>over the infinitely more powerful desktop i built you
u r 1 cheeky kunt m9
>there are some people on /g/ RIGHT NOW that didn't help their younger siblings build a rig
my 10 yo brother built this rig entirely from my recycled parts
>>47521114
"Cool bro I didn't know you were interested in computers. Lets make you your own computer out of the stuff I have laying around then we can play Minecraft together."
>>47521471
>"tech"
>>47521728
"C'mon bruv, I'm not trying to game, I just need to update my status right quick"
>>47521114
>I don't live at home and my PC has a VPN to work configured, you're just not touching it.
>logout
>switch to a text terminal
"have fun, buddy"
Enjoy.
>brothers' gf comes into my room and asks all friendly whether she can use my PC for a sec to check some social site
>"No"
>awkward silence
>she leaves
I can't let anyone find out my secrets!
>>47522008
She wanted the D you neet fuck
>>47521114
I'm glad I'm not the only one that saves pictures of little boys in the computer.
>>47521114
*presses ctrl alt F1*
Here you go litte bro.
>>47521834
>using our shitty wifi network, rather than the rock solid ethernet on the desktop
u little shit, im gonna clok u rite in the gabber. i swear on me mum, ill reck u
who am i in this situation? i remember this from when i was younger and lived at home and little shit cousins wanted to use my pc.
i usually just turned it off and went downstairs to hang out with the family, the little shit could scream all he wanted, the pc stayed off.
Sure, I'd just kill X and open w3m for him to use.
>>47522008
She wanted to fuck you.
You could have banged her out on your bed.
Jesus.
lrn2 grils.
What is the best NAS drive?
I'm looking to build a personal NAS server, but I have no idea which hard drives to go for. I've been looking at WD Reds, but I recently read that HGST Deskstar NAS drives are good as well. Amazon has them both at ~160 dorrars (the 4TB versions).
Does anyone have any experience with them? Which would you go for?
Also, is it problematic to mix them in a RAID setup?
>>47522141
this was meant to be a new thread
i'm retarded sorry
>tfw only child
-__-
My dad got me one of these when I was 9 because he feared I'd fuck up the main computer. She was already five years old at that time.
>>47522108
"Muuumm!! Anon is getting violent again! Better call NHS!!"
>>47522008
You should have keylogged her then looked for her nudes shes been sending you neet fuck
>mfw remembering when older sister just wanted to "check her mail" while I'm trying to play my motherfucking Stick Arena
>cue up to almost 12 hours of facebook each day
All these stories about people asking to use your computer for facebook makes me glad smartphones are so popular now.
>>47522211
>47522211
check'd
>NHS
>implying i live in britshariastan
>implying any brother of mine is such a pussy to call my mother.
>hit Ctrl+Alt+F2
Good luck, faggot.
>>47522322
>12 hours of facebook each day
What do people even do on facebook for 12 fucking hours a day? I don't get it.
>>47522529
I've spend 12 hours on 4chan nonstop, so...
21yo student living at home here. My 3 siblings have their own machines, so none of them have ever needed to use my stuff. It must have been nearly a decade ago when I last kicked a sibling off of a machine or vice versa.
>>47521114
"No 'tards allowed. Get a job and get your own, you fucking freak."
>"get out of my house, bro"
You fucking NEETs
Where the fuck are your parents and how did you get into my apartment?
>>47521795
could he run crysis?
>>47521471
>implying /g/ was anything but
>>47521935
Oh but I could spend hours on there typing in BASIC programs from old Byte issues.
>>47521114
>Sure, Just click on the guest account when you want to log in. Firefox and Minecraft should be on the desktop. Things might look a bit different but it shouldn't be that hard to get used to.
>>47522105
>MOOOOMMMM! Anon is hacking!
>>47521410
imagine him adult
daww
>>47521803
>reviewnewsarticlessusa
>>47522781
Get raped and kill yourself, you fucking pedo.
>>47521114
good luck breaking my password fegit
>sis turns on computer
>boots to a console login in Slackware
>"anon, this isn't Windows?"
>be me
>following a reverse engineering tutorial
>debugging some crackme in ollydb, which is outdated as fuck by now
>sis standing next to me
>"what are you doing?"
>"oh"
>"why?"
>"what do the numbers mean?"
>"i don't understand"
God damn it, the older she gets, the more interest in computing she loses
Oh well, not that bad tbh, most girls in IT are autistic
>>47521326
Its like I'm really in a thinkpad general topic populated by poorfags.
>>47523271
fuck your sister
>>47523401
Thank you, I would like that.
Knock yourself out.
>>47523401
Come on man that's not cool
Fuck your dead grandma
>>47523401
>>47521114
>Don't make me spike your cereal with acid again you ugly little turd, now scram!
I don't see the big deal. All my important data is backed up, so that can be restored no matter what they do. Maybe they'll mess up the OS somehow but that's an easy fix. If they find my MLP futa porn and get upset? Not my problem, that's what you get for snooping around my file system. Knock yourself out, kid.
>>47521114
here's my fap folder kid
>>47521114
got anymore?
>>47521114
>Ctrl-alt-F1
>>47521795
You're the real MVP
This was a huge bonding moment between my older brother and I when I was a kid.
>>47522259
This.
>>47524039
"How come all the girls in your fap folder here are younger than me?"
>>47521225
>>47521259
>>47521114
Joke's on you: my mom left me before I was born!
>>47522105
>Leenucks
>>47524751
Put a trigger warning somewhere on there
That image pisses me off even if I don't read it
FUCK
>>47521114
sure thing buddy, i just need you to do something for me
*unzips dick*
just a quick spit and shine
Hope you like CL gentoo, kiddo
>>47524748
No, you got it all wrong.
They're actually a lot older than it appears, even thought it's a drawing and it's not like it matters.
>>47524751
The more I read it, the more I rage.
Fuck this gay earth.
>>47524751
>thumbnail.jpg
You're right. I don't even need to open the image to make my blood pressure rise.
>>47524751
Why did he just fuck his sister? That always works.
>>47524898
