What does /g/ do for a living?
>Rustle
Kill yourself pedophile.
This should be good xDDD
>>47392051
Isn't everyone here a NEET?
>>47392051
N7 Sentinel
Or just Security Guard
>>47392051
I work concrete, foundations mostly.
>>47392069
you seem pretty rustled
>>47392192
Pedophile, cuck cuck
Your small dick wouldn't even satisfy your imaginary child waifu, fat boy
>>47392051
Setting up PCs for customers with Windows, web developement.
Not fully under contract, so my income is inconsistent atm.
Also "illegal" working as painter occasionally. 15 or 20€ per hour isn't that bad.
>>47392240
ur mom was quite satisfied
>>47392240
>drawn images
>pedo
Are you ill or something? Guess I'm mass murderer and chauvinist for playing duke nukem.
>>47392051
Steal
>>47392051
Firefighter/paramedic
>>47392293
Is only community college needed for this?
I own a store
>>47392275
Yes because being attract to lolis is the same as raping them right?
You realize pedophilia is an attraction and murder is an action, right?
If he was trying to call you a child molestor your shitty /a/ analogy would work, but he said pedophile.
>>47392275
>video games
>not sexist
Do u even tumblr?
>>47392081
battlestation threads say otherwise; there's no fucking way NEETs can afford such equipment with welfare
>>47392051
i get paid to shitpost
Autismbux
>>47392321
Pedophilia is attraction to small children, how many small children are used to draw loli? Guess people watching National Geographics are zoophiles.
>>47392348
proof
>>47392315
Depends on your state and the department requirements.
In Houston Texas where I work you need 60 college credits from anywhere, but if you have a full degree you get paid more. Also it's starting to look as if you'll need a full degree to advance to lieutenant and captain in the future.
But 60 hours at CC should work and then Fire Academy and EMT school which they pay you to go through.
>>47392348
Can you hook me up? I promise I won't tell anyone
>>47392369
>implying rustle doesn't trace
I am a business man.
>>47392369
>how many small children are used to draw loli
Rustle himself alludes to him viewing CP by putting things like "PTHC" into his images and having fairly accurate anatomy (excluding the head of course)
It's really hilarious how you try to hard to distance yourself from pedos when everyone other than /a/ and other delusional lolicons think people who are into loli are pedos.
>Guess people watching National Geographics are zoophiles.
Yeah if you are getting off to Nat Geo's wildlife media you are probably a zoophile.
I work in Google.
>>47392421
>rustle traces cp
i hate this shitty meme
Journalist, actually. Fun working in a field of tech illiterate Mac using retards.
>anon, don't leave Photoshop running, it hurts the iMacs
Quality Assurance at a nutrition company.
>>47392369
>Guess people watching National Geographics are zoophiles
If you find it arousing, then sure
>>47392321
>not reading hentai for the plot
pig disgusting get out of here
>>47392440
Where did I say he traces CP you retard?
Pic related. Rustle looks at CP.
>>47392275
and I'm a thief for writing bits
>>47392440
His biggest complaint about being accused of tracing child porn isn't that he finds the idea abhorrent, but rather it insults him as an artist?
What a sick fuck
>>47392369
>>47392502
>>>/reddit/
寝取られ
>>47392537
Le 4chan is for le pedophiles XD
>>47392051
Nothing.
>>47392549
Complaining about pedos on 4chan is like complaining about neckbeards at an anime convention. You may not like it but there's no point in whining about it.
>>47392549
>>47392273
sick burn
>>47392567
I'll complain about whatever the fuck I want
Pedos, kikes, faggots, weeaboos, Mac users. They'll never leave this shithole and I know it, but I'll be damned if they shut me up.
>there are people on this board right now who wake up at 6am daily to slave away at their jobs instead of receiving autismbucks to live out a life of leisure
i feel sorry for you idiots
>>47392240
Pedophiles unite!
No, seriously, pedophiles are superior to any other person who is not a pedophile. Deal with it.
Pic related, famous pedophile.
>>47392587
what a rebel XD
>>47392421
what does that acronym mean?
>>47392594
>Less than $500 pictured for the month
Enjoy poverty
>>47392609
look it up yourself
>>47392587
>Murderer kills a child
>THROW THE SICK FUCK BEHIND BARS FOR LIFE. PUT HIM ON DEATH ROW.
>Someone gets busted with CP
>THAT FUCKER NEEDS TO DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH. KILL THAT SCUM BY SHOVING HOT IRON DOWN HIS PENIS AND CUTTING HIS BALLS OFF WITH A RUSTY KNIFE.
>>47392594
I make 115£/hour. Enjoy being poor.
tfw no qt gf
>>47392603
If I trigger you so much why don't you go ahead and down vote me champ :^)
>>47392587
>>47392609
PreTeen HardCore
Basically hardcore pornography of preteen children.
>>47392587
Cartman?
>>47392631
who is this semen demon?
>>47392624
That's not what I said
A concentration camp would be ideal for both.
I have no fucking idea what I want to do in life, my anxiety prohibits me from leaving my house and can't cope with it ever since I was 9.
I'm learning how to code on my own hoping some programmer will hire me without experience or credentials. I'm a fucking failure.
>>47392651
mikhail gorbachev
>>47392640
>muh 4chan is for le animez
Back to your containment board
>>47392651
It's a trap with personality disorder.
>>47392683
That's a tautology
>>47392640
4 years from now 4chan will be where Reddit is today, maybe a little higher
>>47392051
Infrastructure Engineer Network admin sorta thing
p comfy
>>47392675
Your social skills have atrophied to zero since you never talk to anyone.
You will never be hired by anyone unless it's by proxy of a social worker.
>>47392675
Well you've come to the right place
>>47392698
do you has toohoos on your laptop lid?
>>47392707
Is this a rare pepe?
I haven't seen it before
>>47392694
You mean that all traps have personality disorders? If so, I disagree.
>>47392714
Nope
>>47392727
You have to be a disturbed man to slather on makeup and beg to get fucked up the ass and treated like a woman
You can be gay, and you can be a bottom, but gender bending shit takes a fucked up head to go through with.
>>47392725
Not particularly
>people falling for bait
the cycle never ends!
>>47392760
To me, trap is just a man dressed liked a woman OR someone who looks like a woman, but is a man. My friend was a trap once, but just for fun ofc. But yeah, the extreme traps are fucked up.
>>47392760
sounds like a fetish to me
being mentally disturbed is wanting to chop off your penis because you really believe you're a woman
>>47392725
Its uncommon
Taking a year of from school and working for a web development firm. Living at home and saving up a lot of money which is nice. Have about $12k in savings right now, should have close to $20k by the time I go back to school in the Fall. Not sure what to do with all that money.
>>47392786
>>47392802
I guess I agree
I was thinking of full trans
I write php.
Debate me.
Oh look, the pedophile club is here.
>>47392892
More like Poophpee. Your time would have been better spent learning Welsh.
>>47392081
Your thinking /r9k/. They are the ones eating tendies, pooping on their mother's belongings and telling all the Normie's to get out.
Pretty suree there are some/g/entooman rocking piss and shit jugsthough.
I hate seeing Reeeee on every board now though, Autists get out!
Breathing helps
I make paint to match colours people already have or want
>>47392923
Wouldn't life be better if we could take autists and shut ins and place them into forced labor and reeducation camps so they could actually contribute to society and learn to not be creepy weirdos
Software engineer at a fintech startup
>>47392948
You mean college?
>>47392912
>i actually considered learning welsh as an extra course in highschool
Gaelic was the alternative. I like my weird things.
>>47392051
I'm part of a non-profit anti-gaming group. Not for any insane Jack Thompson-esque bullshit reason, but because games are a detriment to the advancement of technology.
>>47392948
Am I on 4chan right now? Why are there so many NORPs talking about banishing the autists (see: the people that made 4chan what it is) from here. Did your GF link you here from Fecesbook?
>>47392594
It's hard to get disability or SSI in the US when there is nothing really wrong with you or I would be on it.
>>47392939
Don't they have machines that do that?
>>47392957
4 years of only leaving my room at night made me even worse tbh
>>47392948
That sounds like the general workforce to me.
The joke is that you're already a part of it.
>>47392051
Not post anime online like a faggot
answer the phone at a pizza place and go to school.
>>47392682
take your butthurt back to >>>/leddit/
>>47392974
Just claim you're socially retarded and be as awkward as possible when you go to see a shrink so they can diagnose you.
>>47392051
I tutor for $40/hr on English and Spanish speakers on maths.
Also read Rustle for scientific floor reasons.
>>47392634
Now THAT is a legendary rarity Pepe
>>47392970
GAS THE SHUT INS
AUTISM WAR NOW
>>47392976
well I have machines I operate, but sometimes the colour comes out slightly off and you need the human touch to right it
>>47392999
Are you sure that's even on the list? I know it's nearly impossible to get it for just depression.
>>47393008
Please don't share it, the market value will decrease
>>47392760
Faggot detected
>>47393023
delete it, quick
>>47393017
I remember /jp/ has a guide for getting on SSI in the united states, it can't be that hard, pretty much every regular /jp/ user is an autist or a neet collecting autismbux and making weekly threads about their sex toy purchases from en-nls
>>47392385
How much do fire fighters make in Houston?
>>47393033
"You can not delete a post this old"
Fug
I do website development and marketing for a personal injury law firm. Make 50k there, I Aldo have my own SEO tool in development that I filed a patent for the process. I'm also in school part time for CS. And I have a girlfriend.
Tell me I'm a normie and to get out, then go back to your own fucking board /r9k/.
>>47393042
It was just a guide telling them to be themselves for the interview.
>>47393042
How hard do you think it is to fake Autism?
>>47393107
If you're socially retarded the rest will come naturally
>>47393107
When I got diagnosed they talked to my mum alone and asked her a bunch of questions about my childhood.
>>47393129
But I'm not socially retarded. God fucking damn it.
I managed to fake depression in high school, in fact the teacher almost wanted me to admit to being depressed, she just couldn't admit I had different morals and stuff. But Autism seems too hard.
>>47393095
What are the requirements for your job?
>>47393095
post her tits.
I'm NEET.
>>47393095
Feet?
>>47393155
>But Autism seems too hard.
take EVERYTHING literally
have an attention to detail
>>47393078
Depends on how much over time you do.
Base work schedule is one day on, one day off, one day on, five days off. If you do paramedic work along with it $50000 to $60000 depending on your experience and certifications, more as you climb the ranks and are there for a long time too.
But with all those days off you can pick up crazy overtime. You could earn over $100,000 a year if you pulled all the overtime shifts possible, but you wouldn't be home much of course.
I've been doing it for 5 years now and with my degree and paramedic bonus (they pay an extra 10k or so a year if you spend some shifts as a paramedic because there's a huge shortage) I cleared a little over $70k last year.
>>47393184
don't forget
>stutter and mumble a lot
>get irrationally angry about stupid shit
>talk about gnu/linux if you're in the presence of a computer
>>47393095
insecurity is so attractive on you anon!!
>>47393107
If the examiner isn't a retard, they'll interview people who observed you as a child. You'll need to get all of those people in on your scam.
>>47393184
You're right, with those two it's easy to get at least high functioning Autist. Maybe add some shit like an obsession with spiders or some silly shit.
Used to work for Amd. Now i work for samsung and we spend our days making mobile gpu's. It sucks but we had it coming.
>>47393216
rubix cubes
say you like numbers a lot
>tfw actually autistic
Fresh out of uni, NEET for a few months, never had a job. How the fuck do you get a job in IT? Even so-called entry level jobs pass me up.
>>47393306
you need to be black or female
Or just competent
>>47393306
Get some certifications
>>47393163
Best I'll do
>>47393306
Either get in contact with a close relative who works in IT.
Suck the dick of someone in a position of power in an IT based company.
Be a female with nice tits and wear a see-through top to the interview. Be sure to mention that if you aren't hired you'll sue them for sexist hiring policies.
>>47393325
This. A friend of mine graduated with a degree in anthropology or some shit but he got certs and got hired to do IT for a local [s]bible software[/s] business.
I fuck old ladies for money.
>>47393306
Do you live in America? Everyone with an IT degree, be it incompetent, have employment in their respected fields.
In your case I would get to know people in the IT job you're looking for; hell, I even know some who've had zero certifications and got the job through networking.
>>47393428
>>47393325
Welp, time to brush off that study material.
>>47392628
Yet you still post on 4chan.
Suuuuuuure.
>>47392051
I'm a school janitor. Part time right now but I plan on going full-time as soon as it is viable.
>>47393414
what a wonderful life
>>47392502
welcome to japan. their definitions of morals are somewhat cloudy and loose, evidenced by their government, free market, the yakuza, their history and lack of a strong personal identity as opposed to just "not rocking the boat".
>>47393536
What age range are you into?
>>47393156
I build and update a variety of sites and landing pages, take care of some IT, the main thing I do for them is SEO. I started doing SEO as an intern when I was 17 and now I'm 30 doing the same damn thing and why I'm in school, saying you know your shit and actually having documentation that you do severely lowers your pay.
>>47392051
Student
>>47392948
What do you deem a contribution to society then list what you think is contributing? The sad irony is that the "workforce" is being automated and real people have basically no place in it. Being a hard worker is not an admirable trait anymore, the less a person does physically the more intelligent they are typically. We need to collectively change our view of what "work" is and make it more bearable if we deem it a necessity. A shit ton of "employed people" do menial typing and computer work that can literally be done by computer programs, instead of forcing people to work themselves to death until they are pathetic old and half braindead, let them do what they enjoy. The way I see it is that those who couldn't become smart enough to contribute in a way that requires proactive problem solving and intelligence are jealous and upset about how much they are getting screwed and start shit flinging towards people who do know how solve problems without working as hard, work smarter not harder.
>>47392974
Its hard as fuck to get on disability even if you are actually fucked up.
>>47393536
School IT is more respectable Anon, try harder.
>>47392970
Moot is a massive weeb and an autist and is responsible for this places existence
>>47393570
18-25.
I am a bartender
>>47392051
target mobile
>>47393619
It is, but I don't know jack shit about programming or other useful IT skills. I come here regardless because I love FOSS.
>>47393663
What's your favorite beer?
>>47393663
Ditto
I'm trying to get certificates so I can get some kind of career going.
What's the minimal salary for single men not looking to leave their single lifestyle while having enough for basic necessities and more than enough for gaming?
>>47393731
depends on rent based on location and how healthful you want to eat
>>47393731
Depends entirely on where you live.
>>47393731
Depends on where you live. Some places have rent like $420 a month, others have it like fucking $900.
>>47393731
About 12k USD
>>47393731
I make 65k in Indiana and I'm swimming in cash
>>47393731
$50k/year if you live in an area with a low cost of living
>>47393184
>not having attention to detail
That's like being retarded.
Nobody here has a job and half of this board is NEET.
>>47393765
I should have specified, "extremely high" attention to detail. I also have the not-so-useful ability to memorize long strings of numbers fairly quickly.
>>47393774
Have you seen those battlestation threads?
>>47392594
I'm sorry you can't function on a high enough level to contribute to the welfare and baby boomer retirement pools.
I work for an IT firm. Some days I'm a network technician, other days I'm installing security systems. I'm not much of a fan of all the jaded corporate bullshit but I've had worse jobs.
>>47393663
You mean modern-day shrink, right?
Man. If it was 200-300 years ago, what type of job would people like us have?
I'd probably be some type of craftsman.
>>47394090
Sailor for me
I know the pay was shit and the life was hard, but there'd still be places to explore
Maybe a contract soldier with the East India Company or some European power
>>47394090
Centuries ago, the introverts and autists became celibate monks.
Now they just masturbate and fellate their fragile egos on the internet.
>>47393639
Moot is a qt skelly and he dindu nuffin
No homo
browse dank memes
>>47394090
Considering my family's history I'd most likely be a grave keeper.
I work on an Enterprise Resource Package software for a food distribution company.
>>47394152
Considering my family's history I'd either be a drunken criminal or criminally drunk
>>47394152
Considering my family's history I'd most likely be a druggie.
>>47392369
>being in this much denial of your pedophilia
>>47394152
Considering my family's history I'd probably be an impoverished farmer
>>47392051
I make things go fast.
Part time security guard
Part time IT
>>47394090
I probably would have stuck to farming. My family owned a very small one at one point in my life.
>>47394231
Do you ever threaten to infect shoplifter's computers?
>>47394090
I would be a black smith, I have a very strong desire to be able to smelt my own metals from ore.
I don't know about you guys but it gives me anxiety that I don't know how to create metals, to be able to create my own tools or electronics, engines, or anything from scratch. If I was starting from scratch, what could I create if everything around me feel apart, infrastructure etc.
It soothes me to know how to create and not rely on others.
>>47394226
Those paddle shifters look like they would be incredibly unsatisfying to use.
>>47394295
I thought the same thing till we installed them. they have a nice groove in the back for your fingers. Hopping in one with stock paddles feels weird now.
>>47394295
For you
>>47393325
A+ and what else?
I code monkey.
Write c# receive cookies.
>>47394138
You're right he just ported a Jap site and let the floodgates open for all you sick fucks to provide the content for this hellhole.
>>47392957
This, college is supposed to be a beautiful and liberating life experience but modern academia is becoming the equivalent to a high tech concentration camp.
I write tests for GPUs
>>47394517
That is exactly how I fucking feel.
>>47393839
You're facilitating modern slavery and kissing the asses of mindless, psychopathic, overly paranoid, authoritative assholes.
I fucking answer phones......................................
>>47394600
Me too, but during the nights at Walmart
>>47394633
>>47394600
hey, a job is a job. keep your head up and work for somethin better.
>>47394663
>this is what wageslaves truly believe
>>47394663
I make $16/hr + 40hrs/week answering phones in Walmart during nighttime with zero education and it's only my 1st year.
>>47394680
the implications are strong with this one
is it possible to be attracted to lolis yet not to children?
>>47394773
yes
>>47394773
lolis bear no resemblance to real children, so probably
>>47394809
>>47394819
then why do people call people who like loli pedos?
>>47392051
Web development with .net. It's pretty cool for a first job out of college. I figure I'll stick with it for at least another year then see if I can jump around if I don't feel the salary bump is high enough to stay. Doing c# backend and web dev on the front I figure I've got some marketable skills.
>>47394260
different jobs, different locations. Security is mobile for whatever company uses our firm. As for IT, I mostly drive to remote locations to complete simple tasks or deploy hardware.
>>47394839
ignorance usually
i do it because it pisses them off greatly and derails threads
>>47394839
child/underage girl body type.
The state pays me to go to university
>>47394680
Stop trying to reason with people who have stockholme syndrome. They've learned to enjoy their abuse
>>47392051
sysadmin supporting a messily 1400 pieces of hardware for 900 users that use around 40 services.
>>47394913
normie wageslaves will never understand the feeling of shitting in a diaper while mom and dad change it
>>47394839
It's easy.
Plus there's a lot of crossover.
>is it possible to be attracted to lolis yet not to children?
Keep in mind he said possible.
Yes, possible, but not always.
>>47394868
You slimy son of a bitch. How many perfectly good loli threads have you ruined?
>>47392051
Manager for customer facing Tech Support for a major company.
>>47394999
the best threads to derail are the ones that aren't even loli related, they just started with an OP loli pic
>>47394948
I can't tell if this is sarcasm, but I don't think I've transcended to this level of neetdom as I'm still sorta proactive.
Research Chemist.
>>47392051
IT manager for grandparents company.
I'm a business major so I end up relying on them to do the work. Which is fitting I guess since that's what a manager does.
>>47393325
...like what certifications in particular?
Mobile developer working in iOS and Rails, used to work in Android until I found someone to handle that headache that for me
My job is getting progressively more corporate, with managers, meetings, time wasting, though while I started out as indie. Shit sucks, looking to make independent apps again. Maybe finally crack the iPhone 4chan app market
>>47395045
I hope you feel happy that you can easily upset a bunch of insecure pedos on /g/.
Seriously, congratulations dude. 10/10
>>47395114
You sound angry because I destroyed your loli thread.
Go find something better to do, you filthy pedophile.
>>47395103
It's funny you long for the days when you actually coded shit now that you're just the guy giving orders and directing workflow kek
>>47394819
>lolis bear no resemblance to real children
Yeah they totally don't have any features or aspects that say they're a child. They don't even look human at all. Right?
Artists like rustle totally don't have anatomically correct bodies or anything either, nope.
I wonder why people think loli is pedo :^)
>>47395142
Felt like I was actually doing something then, days just slip by now without coding at all. Then again life is a lot easier now and better paid, so maybe I should just shut up
>>47392051
Editing and Videography.
>>47395147
>anime resembles humans
yeah ok
>>47395147
how would you know, have you directly compared them child porn?
>>47395138
>posts Youmu
faggotry redeemed
>>47395223
>>anime resembles humans
Yeah actually, they're highly stylized humans. Trying to claim anything else is pretty fucking stupid.
I mean anime like Chobits even have the characters question what it means to be human.
>>47395224
Child porn no. Gymnastics videos yes. Also see >>47392478
Trying to say loli has absolutely no connection to pedophilia is completely brain dead. Who are you trying to fool? Most people will think lolicons are pedophiles. Even many people on 4chan and /a/ think this way. The only people who buy that loli has nothing to do with anime children and that lolicons are not fapping to loli because they're anime children are other lolicons.
>>47395157
Why don't you just give one of us your job and you can do what we tell you?
>>47392051
>>>/g/
>earn a living
>>47395268
Based on what I've read in daily programming threads my code would be a smouldering ruin in a month, so no
>>47395262
>Child porn no. Gymnastics videos yes. Also see >>47392478
just so you know, i do actually agree with the point that they're human-resembling
and also that there's probably a good correlation between lolicon and paedo/hebephilia
however, being a lolicon does not automatically mean someone is attracted to or had/would fuck a real child. fantasize about doing so, perhaps, but most people can differentiate fantasy and reality
like, you enjoy playing games like counterstrike or unreal tournament, no? even if not, just for arguments sake say you do, lots of considered-normal people do. they are designed to look and feel like running around shooting humans (and some monsters in the case of UT), does that mean they would do it in real life? or even want to do it in real life? probably not, because they know that these are just games, and noone actually gets hurt in the process, unlike in real life
>>47395262
>he conflates 2D drawings with real children
>he watched little girl gymnastics videos on youtube
>this thread
And I thought /g/ was one of the least pedo infested boards.
>>47395367
the fuck are you smoking newfag?
>>47395367
>And I thought /g/ was one of the least pedo infested boards.
haha what
>>47395367
/g/ used to be /l/ after /l/ died.
>>47395339
>however, being a lolicon does not automatically mean someone is attracted to or had/would fuck a real child.
Who said that? Since when did pedophile specifically mean someone who is attracted to children which exist?
Lolicons are pedophiles who stick to anime children, at least as far as the west goes. In Japan a lolicon is simply a pedophile who is into little girls 3D or 2D.
>like, you enjoy playing games like counterstrike or unreal tournament, no? even if not, just for arguments sake say you do, lots of considered-normal people do. they are designed to look and feel like running around shooting humans (and some monsters in the case of UT), does that mean they would do it in real life? or even want to do it in real life? probably not,
And here you imply that being a pedophile means you want to go rape a child. Again, you are doing it simply to try and distance yourself. You're agreeing with the incorrect Dr. Phil definition of what a pedophile is and then acting like you could never ever be put under that umbrella. You're demonizing pedophiles while everyone you're trying to side with would call you a pedophile if they knew what you fapped to. It's a lot like stoners saying weed isn't a drug.
>>47395347
Good thing gymnastics videos are completely legal.
And yes, anime humans are based off humans. No one would confuse an anime character for being a dog or a dolphin because they are clearly human.
>>47395367
>I thought /g/ was one of the least pedo infested boards.
What the fuck do you think "techloligy" was?
>>47395400
>Who said that? Since when did pedophile specifically mean someone who is attracted to children which exist?
are you kidding me? The actual definition of it says so.
>>47395423
Please cite the "actual definition"
>>47395367
Great comedy m8
>>47395367
>he doesn't know about techloligy
>he doesn't realize half the tripfags here are unabashed pedophiles, especially Anonymous
>>47395443
Can you please take an upskirt shot?
>>47394680
>>47394913
Enjoy being poor lol
>>47395452
Not my pic, you fucking pedo.
>>47394663
>>47394633
it's actually not bad and I make a lot of money because we bill a lot since we are essentially get paid to deceive people.
It's just I have to speak with people from Florida and Texas a lot and that is terrible.
>>47395452
google it. Plenty there.
>>47395483
Fuck you Yankee
>>47395500
The only definition that would fit yours is the one used by police where they conflate being a pedophile to being a child molester, which anyone who thinks about things logically will know is flawed as fuck.
I don't understand why it's so hard for lolicons to admit they're a specific type of pedo. It doesn't do you any good to try and demonize pedophila when everyone but you and your lolicon buddies think lolicons are pedo.
