>you awake in a daze and see this thing in your doorway
>you jump up in fear and ask what it's doing in your house
>it replies "I am not from this planet. I have been sent to give you one piece of technology from our world"
What do you ask for?
A viable replacement for other person's warmth at night
>>46913941
L-lewd
>>46913928
ayy
>>46913928
the dankest space weed
>>46913928
a gpu with actually 4gb vram
>>46913928
Telomere regenetrator.
>>46913928
ayy lmao
I would ask for a device that made me a few inches taller, I'm 5'7 1/2" now...
I ask for lain to take of that stupid mask and get into bed with me.
>>46913928
The applications of a working teleporter would be the most interesting, I suspect.
>>46913928
The solution for P=NP?
> not asking for their space travel technology
>>46913971
lmao?
>>46914025
I would ask what technology they had available
>>46913928
Make mai waifu real and to actally love me.
>>46913928
ayy lmao
A sex-robot
A device that will not make me a furry
>>46913928
brown Zune
>>46914068
Fag
>>46913928
a Y-Y-LM AO
>>46913928
Sound Destroyer
A robot waifu.
I would ask for some kind of wearable tech, like a watch or something. I would then proceed to check it's battery life, and if it were less than 24 hours... Into the trash it goes .
>>46913996
5 foot 7? i didn't know they stacked shit that high. are you trying to squeeze a inch on me somewhere, huh?
I'd probably ask for the dank space weed.
>>46914042
You are given a list of his planet's available tech and he leaves. Good job.
A Lisp machine.
>>46914124
>I will give you one piece of tech from my planet
It's not a monkey's paw you illiterate fuck it's a question
>>46913928
Take out my camera and ask it to say "ayy lmao" so I can upload it on le reddit.
Telomere regenerator or whatever the fuck they use to power their space travel
I'd ask for their dankest meme.
>>46913928
Finished and fully working version of lo/g/os.
>tfw I repelled an alien invasion, thanks to /g/
>>46913928
jacking off machine
>>46913928
>ayy lmao
Seriously, I ask for cold fusion. This is what humanity needs right now.
>alien comes into your house
>what are you doing in my house
my fucking sides
A computer with scematics for all his planet's tech. Barring that, gotta go with dank space weed
>>46913928
Same as >>46914013
Or a gravity-manipulation device that would allow me to fly.
>>46914112
Sir, yes Sir !
>>46914279
Didn't notice that.
Now I'm in tears
A smartphone with decent battery life.
ayyy lmao
>>46913928
Something that can stop the time for the world but I can move freely...
Oh I'll fuck so many bitches
>>46913928
teleportation device
>>46913928
Invisibility
>>46913928
>you will never have telepathic conversations with an E.T.
Why even live?
A device that clones material good's.
Alien gentoo
>>46913928
Cold fusion. I'd change the world, claiming it as my own invention and patent it under the name "White Power"
I ask for an atomic converter.
This way, I can make money without getting caught.
>>46913928
>Could you please go away?
>>46914018
N=1 ?
or
P=0 ?
Thread has potential. Don't ruin it, faggots.
>>46914847
Ayy lmao
>>46914847
ayy le mayo
>>46914847
