My dog ate pic related. How fucked is he?
>dogs are technology
>>46060843
Thermal paste is
>>46060780
You monster, the blood is on your hands
lemme guess your room's a complete mess and the dogs go everywhere, it's the best logical conclusion seeing that you left thermal grease out for a curious pet
>>46060780
I don't fucking know, call your vet.
Feed him hydrogen peroxide, it'll make him throw up
Speaking as someone who thoroughly read the ingredients list on the tube of Arctic MX-4 that i bought last week, the material in it isn't toxic to humans in any way, though it's exceptionally harmful to marine creatures.
I'm not sure whether than immunity is extended to dogs
rip
seriously call the vet you moron
>>46060843
Now that's it's full of thermal paste it is.
Call a vet you fucking irresponsible child.
your dog is going to die you retard. take him to the vet right now
>>46060780
get him to shit on your CPU
Find a poison control center and ask them. They'll be able to look it up for you. Or at least direct you to someone who can.
Seriously, why the shit are you wasting time asking us. Stop dicking around and get that animal some fucking help.
Goddamn spam filter won't let me post the emergency phone number, but if you're in the US, you can find it on aapcc.org at the bottom of the page.
>>46060780
The plastic of the container is probably more dangerous than the paste itself, especially if it got sharp edges after getting chewed.
Don't worry he'll be cured in 200 hours
I'm not sure why you're scared, especially since you now have the coolest dog in the neighborhood.
Call professionals in your area, not a bunch of cunts on /g/, you fucking retard.
>>46060959
dis nigga right here.
>>46060780
Your dog is retarded.
Dogs love thermal paste
Check if your dogs nose is still cold. If not, apply more thermal paste and maybe an evo 212
>>46060959
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>46060780
he's going to die
dogs are stupid anyway, he probably deserved it for being such a stupid bitch
take him to a vet you retard
At least now your dog won't overheat
>>46060780
>asking on 4chan instead of calling the vet
you should've been the one to eat the thermal paste not him.
Its not toxic
>>46060891
>exceptionally harmful to marine creatures.
o god my pet squid just ate some
>>46060959
>>46061447
>>46060959
This mother fucker.
>>46060959
>>46060959
>>46061522
>le traced cp face
>>46060959
>>46061538
>traced
stop that rustle is sad that people think that
Well, since the thread is here, which is the best thermal paste?
>>46061658
as5
>>46060780
Isopropyl alcohol cleans thermal paste. Make him drink that.
Induce vomiting by sticking your arm up his throat.
>>46060780
> 2015
> not being Dave
>>46061671
And OP dog ate it too. as5 truly have the best taste.
>>46060780
You're dog's probably fine.
Just make him vomit to be safe.
/g/ hypes over the dumbest jokes
I'm out of here.
>>46061280
>hating hot dogs
>>46061815
>/g/ sucks, I'm leaving
>Guys?
>Guys, I said I'-
>Seriously guys please ;_;
>>46061815
maybe you just can understand the intellectual humor this board encourage
>>46060780
call the vet
he will probably die but you dont have to worry about fever
>>46062273
>intellectual humor
Cut open your dog and get that shit out of there,
that shit is expensive.
I hope he only applied a thin layer and didn't use too much, otherwise he might turn into a pretty hot dog.
I hope he only applied a thin layer and use too much, otherwise he might turn into a pretty hot dog.
>So anon, how's your dog?
>he's cool
some1 post OP is a fag.jpg for me pleas dont have it on this comp
>>46060959
>AS3
>Coolest
Should've eaten sperm + toothpaste mix instead.
>>46060780
he'll be 20% cooler from now on :^)
>>46060780
Post dog specs
>>46060895
This.
Maybe we have discovered a way to help them with heat besides panting.
>>46063679
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
>Underclocked hair length, keep it short so less temps
>10 years old
>Shit audio drivers, can't hear anything
>Overclocked a tad on the weight at 21.2lbs
>Energy balance set at lazy, well mannered.
9/10 he's pretty gud.
>>46061014
Middle kek
>>46060959
however long the curing time is (pretty long time because its arctic silver 5, a.k.a. shit)
you have around a week to spend time with your dog, OP :o)
Can't you get heavy metal poisoning from silver?
Although, I'm not sure if that "micronized silver" they advertise is pure silver.
>>46065185
That show got fucking weird as it went on.
>>46060780
Your dog will turn blue!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argyria
>>46060959
>>46060983 >>46060985 >>46061001 >>46061010 >>46061019 >>46061478 >>46061503 >>46061522 >>46061528 >>46061545 >>46063127 >>46065185 >>46065378
BANDWAGONING PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT
FUCK OFF
>>46060780
Finally get to post this
>>46065253
>silver
>heavy metal
Dog will probably just shit silver tomorrow, but why didn't you buy mx4?
>>46060780
Thermal paste isn't really toxic, so it should probably pass on through, so to speak. Though it could possibly cause fatal obstruction, so go to the vet, your poor pooch needs xrays at minimum and hopefully not expensive surgery.
>>46065491
Silver is a heavy metal.
Its density is not much lower than lead's
>>46062241
Proper sausages are where it's at.
>>46065541
I guess you're right about that, but silver isn't as toxic as lead or mercury.
Wikipedia says:
In large doses, silver and compounds containing it can be absorbed into thecirculatory systemand become deposited in various body tissues, leading toargyria, which results in a blue-grayish pigmentation of the skin, eyes, andmucous membranes. Argyria is rare, and although, so far as known, this condition does not otherwise harm a person's health, it is disfiguring and usually permanent.
>>46065368
Cool, I always wanted a blue heeler.
>>46060888
This is actually the proper thing to do in all honesty.
>>46060888
thirded
if anything it'll keep your dog cool during OCing.
>>46065592
Come on, don't turn this thread into a sausage fest.
Dog thread? What kind of dog do you boys got? Weimaraner master race here.
His panting is now more efficient and he will be kept noticeably cooler.
>>46060780
Thermal paste is like lead, it kills. Call your vet asap, your dog needs to throw up most likely.
>>46063061
kek'd
>>46060910
yep, this is the right thing to do.. wasting thermal paste is a sin my son!
your dog is now very heat conductant
>>46066513
>>46066513
Clip those nails you dingus
>>46060950
underrated post
get fucked
>>46060983
Why is she so perfect /g/?
>>46067200
I know, he got them clipped shortly after the photo was taken. He's getting old though, poor big guy
Your dog is dead budy.
>>46065491
nah his dog will turn blue like that guy that drank nothing but silver water.
>>46065605
would it be in bad taste to rename the dog "silver"?
>>46067506
Why are people not intentionally doing this?
>>46067607
It may have health effects or be hard to pull off for normal people.
i guess your dog will get cooled off
if the vet fees cost a lot, just get a new one
>>46067506
>>46067607
That was actually a hoax. He has Argyria.
>>46060959
>>46060891
So you could potentially brush your teeth with it, or use it as lube?
>>46061774
Dogs luck their own butt...
>>46063061
kek'd
underrated post
Silver ingestion may result in generalized argyria.
Arctic silver 5 is also an eye and mucus membrane irritant.
Your dog will turn grey.
>>46067506
>name the dog silver
ayyyyyyy
>>46063061
Capped for next /g/ humor thread
thanks, anon/
>>46060959
>>46060780
Take her/him to a vet, you faggot.
>>46065605
So if you're going to roleplay as a White Walker, just consume lots of silver
>>46067330
She... Isn't?
>>46065253
Poison is glam rock though.
>>46071911
>>46060983
>>46060985
>>46061001
>>46061001
>>46061019
>>46061478
>>46061503
>>46061522
>>46061528
>>46061545
>>46065185
>2015
>>46072305
>>46060950
Of all the jokes, this one is the smartest
>>46061658
Noctua NT-H1. No cure, non conductive, spreads nice.
>>46072305
>what is 4chan
>help pls i'm new
>>46069072
No, retard
>>46060959
>>46060780
I bet you spread it instead or using a pea sized dot
>get second dog
>overclock both dogs
>post temp results
>>46072549
thanks, anon. i needed that kek
