Bring us you worst
Post snake oil
Listen to this as you look up retarded audiophile stuff.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3889124/1-04%20Tom%20And%20The%20Audio%20Guru%20%28Pt.%201%29.mp3
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3889124/2-04%20Todd%20And%20The%20Audio%20Guru%20%28Pt.%202%29.mp3
>>45814319
is that all insulation?
the bricks on the floor et al.
>all audiophiles are retards
>there is L I T E R A L L Y no difference between my $10 earbuds and your $2000 Sennheisers
>>45814409
>>45814409
>there is L I T E R A L L Y no difference between 480p and 4K
Does anyone else remember gearspammer?
>>45814464
Does anyone else remember the real horn loaded?
Someone have link to multi-thousand dollar cables?
![1956418265[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HbQKonA.jpg "1956418265[1].jpg")
>>45814311
>ape ears
I am pleased that i share name with this guru.
;^)
>>45814409
>>there is L I T E R A L L Y no difference between my $400 Sennheisers and your $2000 Sennheisers
fix'd for you.
>>45814464
yes, It still blows my mind some faggot on /g/ bought a fuck ton of headphones and all other placebo crap.
>>45814409
That is not what I meant.
There's stupid audiophiles, just like every other kind of thing.
>>45814663
Amps have IDE now?
>>45814603
>fix'd for you.
>there is L I T E R A L L Y no difference between my $400 Sony and your $2000 Sennheisers
No thanks.
>>45814699
IDE is a transfer protocol just like AHCI, it's not physical.
So no, they are not.
>>45814737
autism
the master at work
>>45814485
>Cerwin Vega
>Expeptional
>No DALI
>No B&W
>No M-Audio
>>45814746
>Facts=Autism
2014 is the year where people that should've been long dead due to natural selection has a saying.
>>45814775
>he took the b8
>>45814792
If that was true you would be too dead to post it.
bumping since nobody posts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZHjRe-hm_s
http://www.higherfi.com/audio_speakers/1
I take it all these cables are an attempt to mitigate attenuation? Why would one not simply use optical fiber cables to carry digital signals directly to an integrated DAC/AMP?
Beyond all the stupid shit ever proposed to improve audio quality, beyond all the excessively priced cables, the bullshit marketing doublespeak, there lies this gem which is still the craziest most off the wall "audiophile" item in history:
http://web.archive.org/web/20050721081251/http://www.referenceaudiomods.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=NOB_C37_C
>>45814663
That picture makes me uncomfortable.
>>45816115
I can't hold my laughter.
http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina47.htm
>a set of 4 adhesive-backed 3/4" blue dots that are attached to the walls of the listening room, one dot per wall
>The subconscious mind interacts with room boundaries, i.e., closed-in spaces, producing a claustrophobic reaction that interferes with and degrades the listener's sensory perception. It's like putting in a better set of interconnects.
>"night and day" results were obtained when a Tru Tone Duplex Cover was placed on the unused outlet located on the wall behind and between the speakers.
>Is it resonance control that's lowering the noise floor?
>>45814409
>there is L I T E R A L L Y no difference between your 2" dick and my 7" dick
Is this a new meme?
>>45816395
>there is L I T E R A L L Y no difference between your autism and my dead dog
>>45816395
literally is the new year meme.
>>45816415
>there is L I T E R A L L Y no difference between my uncut and your cut
Uncut: 1
Cut: 0
Also, don't forget about your coconuts guys. Isn't he having a sale?
>>45816492
Already sold out.
Shit was at 75% sale.
>>45816415
i like this one better
>>45816492
Ah coconuts. That guy started that site as a satire site- you couldn't actually buy the stuff.
But as the orders rolled in, and people actually were trying to buy the jokerocks he was 'selling', he started shipping them.
And as the money rolled in he probably quit his job and went full time selling joke items to idiots.
Look at the internet archive, they have some old versions of the site. And if you look at that you can see "Oh that's clearly satire".
>>45816539
Thanks.
But anyway, keep this thread on topic.
I have been looking for stuff but haven't found anything that would top what was already posted here.
>there is almost L I T E R A L L Y no differences between amd and intel gpu's
>>45816589
Woah woah woah.
I know it's a joke, but this is taking it a tad too far man.
>>45814485
This is the b8 version, right?
>filename
yup
I fuckin love these
>>45816801
And these
>>45816819
disappoint amount of hyphens for something that claims to be a hyphenator
>>45816832
At least it had one in the product name.
>>45814485
obviously that guide's a bait, but the bose companion does sound quite nice. (I don't know about pricer/performance, it's probably in the shitter, but it does perform well sound-wise.)
>>45814747
Too old for most of /g/'s newfags.
Also, Pic Related gives Audiophiles fits. It's hilarious. Sony XB1000's. Maximum power handling of 3 Watts, with -70- mm drivers. Oh, and 160dbs of output capability.
Thats enough decibels to actually burst your eardrums.
And knowing someone with a pair, and an amp to power them, I can confirm, I literally cannot put them to max volume while wearing them. It actually becomes genuinely painful to listen to. At something like 60% possible input.
>>45817030
>Sony XB1000
Didn't they stop making the XB series?
Anyway, too bass intensive for my taste.
this thing cracks me up the most
http://www.computeraudiophile.com/blogs/thrillerusa/thunderbolt-sounds-crap-277/
>>45819113
this is a whole new level of delusion
>I recently upped the RAM from 8GB stock Samsung to 16GB RAM and the sound went terrible.
>16GB RAM adds color, bloomy un-detailed bass, less defined soundstaged, less clear vocals and acoustic guitars.
yes this is real
>>45819294
kekkle
how much for it?
>>45819310
wat
>>45819310
what is that meant to be?
Yeah. The bricks on the floor are apparently because you're supposed to have cables suspended. I literally cannot understand how the movement or vibration of a cable would have any affect on how electrons travel through it.
Many audiophiles also try to suspend their DACs etc, or suspend them on the smallest points possible.
>>45819294
I bet this is actually worse than a standard toslink cable
Light Harmonic TW01-38 3.8M LightSpeed USB Audio Cable
>>45819365
>That badly rendered images
>>45819294
>fibre optic
>gold plated
>>>>>>>>>
>>45819412
>>45819412
holy shit
>digital cable
>the signal wouldn't be any different if ran through superconductors or a motherfucking potato
Say what you want, but these guys earn enough to AFFORD all that equipment while you jerk off to chinese cartoons, living with your mom.
Five minutes on the Head-Fi forum is always enough to make me want to claw my eyes out. It's amazing that people can be so delusional.
>>45819465
gr8 b8 m8
>>45819496
I'm not even baiting. These guys are in a mid-life crisis, with their children moved out, looking for a new hobby. And having earned enough money in their life they can afford it.
That new hobby of theirs is less costly than gambling or fishing or whatever old people do.
>>45819526
Mental retardation isn't a hobby anon.
How can people call themselves audiophiles and then listen to music through headphones?
>>45819530
they are just old and gullible. just wait until you are 50 years old
>>45819113
>
My stock Samsung 8GB has thousands of hours of high-res music play through it and sounds much much better than the brand new 16GB sticks.
You couldn't make this shit up, oh god
>>45819465
I'm not mad. I'm the one selling audiophile beads to idiots like you. The warmth and ambiance they provide to electronic signals is not for all music, but for music that makes you feel like you just wrapped in a blanket after a shower, then you'll want to have these beads around your audio cables to enhance the wavelengths.
>>45817047
They no longer make the original series
They have a "new" xb series, which are nothing like the original
I have the XB700s, not the 1000s, but they can take an exceptional amount of power
how do we milk those plebs?
male some kickstarter?
>>45819560
>diamond connectors
>diamond is the hardest thing out there
>it can isolate the sounds therefore better
>the frequencies also are not impure since the diamonds are perfect shapes
ask half a million for them and sell them for 10k.
>>45819603
>diamond audio powder
>diamond infused cable
>>45819603
>>45819636
>dragonforce lined cable
>>45819636
yes you are on the right track, I am not even kidding. All we need now is some dumb picture with a crude diagram of diamond bits reflecting sounds and we can fool all of them.
Perhaps add some fakish theory on some fakeish article somewhere that gives them a hint that diamonds are special with sound.
Lets rake in millions of dollahs.
>>45819667
I'm too good of a person to do this.
>>45819677
>I'm too lazy to do this.
FTFY
>>45819636
Premium Diamond Audio Powder for Audio Professionals and Enthusiasts
Lets do it.
>http://www.coconut-audio.com/
>>45819682
>not taking advantage of gullible people is being lazy
Just no
That's how religion started
>>45819704
They all look like dildos with cables coming out of them.
>>45819703
I am not exactly how audophiles expect their stuff to work with, but ugh, we could try the isolation angle, that diamond dust deflects and does magic audio things to audio (equalizes it because of its pure shape)
A cable lined with diamond dust from the inside. You cant just sell it on the outside though. That would just be a bag of diamond dust.
>>45819667
Why not just use a crystal and call it 'crystal clear' audio
You can even use different colored gemstones to 'color' the sound
>>45819703
The diamond audio that already exists will probably file trademark claims.
>>45819719
That's the joke.
It's a joke that people are actually buying.
The guy behind coconut audio is making crazy shit on purpose to see what he can get away with, and he has yet to sell something so stupid that no-one will buy it.
>>45819704
What the fuck man
>>45819723
>Diamonds are well known to have good isolation properties because of their density. They also have a perfect form to equalize and produce clear cut sounds like you wouldnt believe.
>we in "give us all your money corp" combined for an industry first, the power of the diamond for the heavy needs of the audio community.
>each tiny diamond is hand crafted (its not) and will help you to achieve revolutionary new heights in audio performance (and/or lows)?
>>45819736
because you could probably make bigger margins if diamonds are involved. When people see that the cables use diamonds, they know that it will be expensive to produce, but they shall not know how exactly expensive it will be hahaha.
>>45819736
that's nothing against the alien formula thingy coconut uses
>>45819783
Diamonds are incredibly cheap, especially synthetic ones.
>>45819766
and the kickstarter page would be a bunch of infograms of giant pretty diamonds and black sound waves entering them and colliding of the corners so that they get in the middle, during the collision the sounds will become less black and instead have all kinds of different colors, in the middle there will be a small rainbowish sun.
a second picture will be of the evil black signal going through this cable and gradually becoming more colorful.
>>45819793
thats the point, but the audophiles wont know. Add a few buzzwords and they fall right back into the jewish mind trap diamond industry lore.
>>45814311
Those phone calls, man.
>>45819484
Its impossible to research headphones there. I want to be an informed consumer but fuck.
>>45819704
>5000 dollar power cable
>tfw you'll never buy a yacht from selling audio cables
>>45819811
>You need at least 5 feet of this cable for your audio signal to become less evil
>because the diamonds need to work on it
>the longer cable you have, the better it will be
I can already smell the money in the air.
>>45816115
Summary for the poor & lazy?
>>45819364
that looks cool. I want braided power cables
>>45819484
it's almost like coming to /g/ to talk about phones and linux distros
almost
>>45819865
You put that shit on your dick and you get good vibrations.
>>45819836
>I want to be an informed consumer but fuck.
Get sum audio engineer fuckbudies.
>>45819953
Gimme five hundred thousand, please.
Give me five hundred thousand and paint them dark brown.
I don't want anybody to SEE them.
Remember that five-hundred-dollar, one-meter-long Cat5e cable designed to hook a CD player to an amplifier?
>>45814775
All these meme brands. Chane Arx series of speakers are the best option under $1000.
>>45814311
Oh god this woman
>>45820227
>that must have been to Todd
That was no woman?
And then that obvious change of voice. This is too good.
![demo-phantom-cyber[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QSf6CF3.jpg "demo-phantom-cyber[2].jpg")
>>45814311
Audiophile market is about to collapse if this delivers what it promises for only 1600 euro. Let's see in Januari when it hits the shelves and everyone can test it.
Remember the name: "Devialet Phantom"
I think it's gonna be good although their advertising with buzzwords all around.
da best cd player in da world
what if theyre right?
What if I've never experienced such sounds?
What if there truly is no limit to human hearing? That I can delve into the sonic senses forever!
What if I could be so close, so tender with the music, that I'm >L I T E R A L L Y sucking Elvis's dick?
>>45820303
I hope you're trolling
Actually no I hope you're actually serious. I hope you spend 1600 euro on bose because of a review in PC magazine.
>>45814311
Im crying.Epic keks Op
>>45820457
>implying I would not properly research anything before buying it.
But if it actually delivers what it's promising it's the best bang for buck system you can get by far. So no I was not trolling. My hopes for one are quite high but I would never buy it before reading tons of reviews, talking with my friends who are knowledgeable in audio equipment and hearing it myself.
>>45820436
>>45820457
I hope you're joking. This thing is the real deal. It literally does bass implosions, thing is going to be amazing. The bass coming from this makes you feel like your at a rock concert.
Even the craziest audio gadgets and cables dont claim to have zero distortion. This thing has ZERO distortion. Its literally outputting perfectly from source. Anyone not getting this pressured sleep chamber is missing out big time.
>>45814311
Is that a real radiostation? That dude Tom got a great radio voice.
If that is a real station, do they have a webplayer?
>>45820451
Why would you suck his dick if you can suck my dick instead?
>>45820515
> Its literally outputting perfectly from source
>>45814663
Doesn't that make the sounds flat
>>45820666
I chuckled
You should post that in whatever thread the image was sourced from
>>45819425
Oh, we all get it now.
>>45819709
*tips fedora*
