Daughter of Linus Torvalds had her 18th birthday few days ago.
Which of you lucky /g/uys will marry her?
>>45615804
Do I need her dad's permissions?
BAZINGA.
>>45615832
BAZOOPER
>>45615832
Bonjangles!!!
>>45615832
lol bc its impossible to contributr to krnl w/o his signature
>>45615804
I'd chroot her file system.
>>45615804chmod 777
if u no what i mean
>>45615847
I'd hack her shell xD.
>give her the systemD
>>45615832
His daughter is 777.
>>45615804
I would open her character device for writing, if you know what I mean.
This thread is pretty sexist tbh
Inb4
>dongle
Add her to that installing gentoo in the club pic now
id like to make install her packages if u catch my drift
>>45615907
>This thread is pretty sexist tbh
I'd rev up her RPMs and drop a package into her repository.
Probably doesn't know how to install debian
No thanks
>>45615935
>>45615928
>>45615899
>>45615881
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>>45615847
>>45615832
I'd connect to her socket, you know what I'm saying?
>>45615949
She uses OpenSUSE.
>>45616057
I'd open her suse
>>45616057
Which DE?
>inb4 bloat
I bet she uses Unity on her period.
>>45616057
i'd unzypper her packages
I'd fork her repository.
>>45615928
>make install
>not checkinstall
Get a load of this faggot.
>tfw start dating her
>go to meet the family
>get there, sit down and watch tv
>can hear linus in the other room (in his ratty bathrobe, obviously) typing away and reading email
>suddenly
>FUCK YOU POETTERING I FUCKING SAID NOT TO BREAK USERSPACE YOU LITTLE FUCKING GIT
>oh shit
>SHUT THE FUCK UP SARAH NO ONE FUCKING LIKE YOU, YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT, I SHOULD FUCKING SAW YOUR HANDS OFF
>ask patricia what the deal is
>'oh this is normal, just try to ignore him'
>dinner time
>he comes down and sits at the table
>start wondering if I should ask him if he liked my recent patch that fixed an obvious security hole
>'so anon, do you use linux?'
>oh my god linus torvalds asked me if i use linux..
>this is my chance, finally
>Ι'd јuѕt lіkе tο іntеrјеct fοr а mοmеnt. Wһаt уοu'rе rеfеrrіng tο аѕ Lіnux, іѕ іn fаct, GΝU/Lіnux, οr аѕ Ι'vе rеcеntlу tаkеn tο cаllіng іt, GΝU рluѕ Lіnux. Lіnux іѕ nοt аn οреrаtіng ѕуѕtеm untο іtѕеlf, but rаtһеr аnοtһеr frее cοmрοnеnt οf а fullу functіοnіng GΝU ѕуѕtеm mаdе uѕеful bу tһе GΝU cοrеlіbѕ, ѕһеll utіlіtіеѕ аnd vіtаl ѕуѕtеm cοmрοnеntѕ cοmрrіѕіng а full OS аѕ dеfіnеd bу ΡOSΙX.
>>45616148
kek
>>45616137
Seriously, saying you are going to 'make install' into her literally means that you're going to take a thousand tiny shits all over her body.
Gross, man, gross.
>>45616187
I'd put everything neatly into /opt, if you know what I'm getting at
>>45616101
I think it was KDE. There was an article where Linus bitched about how she couldn't connect to a wireless network without sudo.
I have seen the future, and it looks bright
>>45616148
Funniest thread I've seen on 4chan in a while and you capped it.
>>45616148
Please continue
Would you dare to use an OS other than the one your father created?
>>45615804
Who do I submit a pull request to?
>>45616379
pretty sure she uses linux on that laptop just like her father.
>>45616379
Her father uses the same laptop.
>>45616384
I dare someone to submit a pull request that adds to the license giving you sole permission to fork her dongles and make install in her private parts
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>>45616389
OMFG, It's not a laptop it's a MacBook Air.
>>45616148
Its perfect.
>>45616379
I find it funny how many people buy a mac to install Linux. And then they go to bitch about people using Windows.
>>45616400
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
>think >tfwnoqtprogrammergf
>then realize
>i'm a fucking normalfag
>i don't know programming
>i main a Macbook Air
>the two ThinkPads i bought because "muh gee" stan unused and are on their way to be sold
fuck
>>45616491
thinkpads are objectively as good as macbooks in terms of performance and build quality. the advantage is easier upgrades and lower prices the disadvantage is that they don't have an apple logo on the back.
>>45616491
You're pathetic. Hint: it's not because you don't know how to program.
>>45616546
It's because he doesn't have a gf, right?
She could take out my floppy drive
>>45616572
No, not that either. That narrows it down now, doesn't it? Wait, neither is it because he's a "normalfag".
I'd run her as root.
(funnier for australians)
>>45616148
FUCKING AWFUL.
The kernel developer of the kernel you use asks you if you use his kernel.
You then proceed to claim that RMS has claimed said name for himself.
0/10 would pressure for divorce/kidnap and torture.
>>45616458
>how many people buy a mac to install Linux
This is just hilarious. Fucking full retards.
>>45616790
>The joke
>
>Your head
Unless you're one of those faggots who thinks you're funny because you explained the joke.
>>45616811
>oh no I was a fuckhead in the story how funny
No. Not at all. A funnier joke would be that you're actually correcting him because he's got the wrong idea or something. But that's not the case.
This joke belongs in the dirt.
>>45616833
Fucking autism
On a serious note, what are the advantages of installing Linux on a macbook than on a regular laptop?
>>45617659
None, it's just a symptom of buyers remorse.
A positive side affect is that your mac will die faster because you wont have the custom mac drivers to control the cooling.
>>45616148
But the interjection is misplaced here.
The interjection is only to be used if someone refers to the GNU+Linux operating system as "Linux". Here, Torvalds is just asking if you use the Linux kernel, regardless of what userland you use
>>45616386
>buying a Macbook Air to use Linux instead of a Thinkpad
Shameful.
>>45616148
Which then linus Replies
>I wasn't asking if you used the OS , I just ment the kernel you Autist freetard.
>Now Get out of my house.
>>45617809
>X1C for ganoo loonix
shamfur dispray
>>45615874
10/10
also why are there no better pics of the strumpet?
>>45616524
>16:9
kekkest of keks
>>45615832
UBUNTU
>>45615804
>you will never meet a grill that has installed gentoo
>>45617909
My girlfriend runs Gentoo, knows most LISPs and loves watching series with me, and I'm not even that great. It's possible.
I'd establish an authenticated 9P connection and then bind her filesystem under /n in the local namespace if you know what I'm saying.
>>45617948
bet she is an ugly skunk
>>45617948
is she real?
>>45617948
does she have a penis?
>>45616148
jej
Thanks for the giggle
>>45618011
post proof, faggot
Not technology. Reported.
>>45618050
> announcing reports
Reported.
>>45618050
>>45618065
Reporting reports
>reporting
>>45618076
reported.
>>45618076
This is now a reporting thread.
>Reporting
>>45618050
Linus plz.
>>45618050
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>>45618076
le ported
captcha lickbutt
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>>45618086
I would report her ass if ya catch my drift...
>>45618099
> bait in 1080p
> 1080p
> 680x445
oh, you!
>>45616111
underrated trips
>touch, unzip, fsck, fsck, fsck
>no you disgusting fuck
>sudo touch, unzip, fsck, fsck
>now im being prosecuted for rape
>>45618419
> not using sudo or su
ya blew it.
>>45618419
you forgot to use finger
>>45615804
I'd totally fork() her
>>45616148
haha
>>45616389
He uses a Chromebook pixel now retards.
>She treats her sex partners with the same tact and diplomacy Linus treats kernel committers
>>45616148
10/10
>>45617824
>>45617789
Your point is valid but why ruin the joke?
>>45616148
>oh my god linus torvalds asked me if i use linux..
mfw he realizes I'm Theo.
>>45616148
eric
Archived
>>45615804
I need to pipe my root's stdout to one of her well known ports
>>45618043
He won't because he's a male white guilt redditor that doesn't want to admit that he can't think of any woman that uses gentoo
>>45616148
you deserve an oscar
>>45616148
well done
My sources are open for her.
>>45615804
What an ugly fucking whore
>>45615804
I'd backdoor her OS, if you know what I mean. ;)
>>45615804
kek, she's probably just a normal with a rich daddy
>>45620021
>linux
>rich
You can't make money off of free shit you retard.
When will you shitty freetards learn that you will always stay poor with your low quality open sores bullshit?
>>45620420
well, he is actually richer than you all thanks to linux
>>45616148
my fucking sides
>>45615832
BLAPSINSKY!
>>45616148
Is it not cool anymore to screenshot good and/or funny comments?
are you scared you'll be called out as being ebin xDD
you are a bunch of faggots, that's what you are
>>45620420
kek, keep believing that without even reading about
>implying royalties, implementation costs, support and scaling haven't generated a huge revenue for Linux among other successful open source companies
there is more than one way to approach business you closed minded, basement dwelling retard
>>45615832
ZIMBABWE!
>>45618083
Triggered
