This is a /g/ humor thread
>>44940770
> average user of /g/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM
Someone please post tales of it
>>44940800
>HERE WE GO
lel
Some OC
>>44940800
Holy fuck.
>profile pic is 10 year old Asian kid I think
>username is NextGenHacker101
>video has 1.4 million views
>kid has nearly 3k subscribers
I'm scared now. I made fun of him. What if he looks at my IP address?! WHAT IF?!?!
Also
>be me
>grown ass man
>have a 21 MBPS internet connection speed
>be this faggot
>be 10
>using Windows XP
>be have a 54MBPS internet speed
o i am laffin
https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t448325/
>>44942622
ah yes, the Ethernet killer.
>>44942622
>>44940800
Surely he's trolling
>>44940770
>inb4 the same old shit as always gets posted
>>44944590
not everyone's on here all day every day like your useless ass
Does anyone have pictures or the name of this guy who thought he was a coder? It was mostly facebook pics.
someone named this joint de_dust.jpg once and i chuckled. unfortunely i do not have that capability on this otherwise perfect ipad 2 machine.
>>44944624
pretty suite temple excavation.
>>44944602
u got me m8
>>44944624
reminds me of this scene in Lost Ark
>>44944618
o man i remember that n*gga. sh*t, u got me on that one but ya lmao wat a goddamn phony.
>>44944476
> Almost everyone in the FSF leadership is a Jew. Their goal has always been to artificially force software prices down so that more computer programmers will lose their job. They are scared of the technological advances in Europe and are desperate to slow it down by sabotaging it.
lol fucking /pol/
>>44944476
Stallman is such a prankster.
>>44944665
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>44944665
that forced humor isnt funny anymore
>>44944669
>not micosd->minisd->sd->cf->ide->sata->usb->pci card
>>44944556
mein neger
>>44940800
>not a semi colon, the little dot dot
>10 people are currently using google
My. Fucking. Sides.
>>44940800
>10 people are looking at google right now
>>44944618
>this guy
Don't you dare speak about Nef motherfucker. He'll remount your ass like a motherfucking DVD drive bitch.
>>44940800
is that the 4chan hacker guy?
>>44940800
I can't watch any Youtube video that sounds like it was made by some little ten year old shit. I just fucking can't. I can watch gore or any of the cringeworthy shit usually posted, but not this.
It's even worse if the kid cusses all the time.
>>44944624
>>44944624
>ipad 2
>can't even rename files
wtf?
>>44944476
my fucking sides
>>44944572
That is hilarious and actually a decent way of demonstrating how LCD panels work, but there's no way you'd be able to see the image very well since it's missing multiple elements
>>44944618
Nef Quintaro?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDVORKo8rYs
>>44944556
Bet anything this guy got hired
>>44940800
>10 people looking at google
Ayy
>>44944685
I've known a CS student to pull shit like that.
He ended up buying me a bunch of beer (like a six-pack every day) to warm me up to the idea of copying him my source code. Told him that he'd need at least a keg to get me to consider it. He said it was far too much and got pissed because of the money he wasted on my beer.
Dumbass didn't realize that I was offering to do it for about $75 when he spent twice that buying less beer in six-packs.
>>44940800
>the art of piracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LTP7PZ5LMM&list=UUwSEK5ZoqWAWFlZvyFWppJg
>>44944754
Think different
>>44944816
3rd world high tech, love it.
>>44944303
You're joking about the connection speed thing right?
The 54 MB/s is the connection from his wireless client to his router, not his connection speed from his modem to the internet...
>>44944840
>burning games off the internet
I fucking love this kid.
>>44944816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WniL0xrH-JQ
jesus christ what am I watching
>>44944836
thats why he cant into cs
>>44944961
>tfw you will never drink brightly coloured slop from a plastic bag with a mexican hamplanet while wearing insanely pointy shoes
>>44944840
>tfw site offline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dDuX5zqNEs
>>44945077
>>44944840
>it's really new
>my site, brand new
>here's my site it's new
>really new, my site is
>new site, brand new
also dat google web bar
>>44944961
something great
>>44944594
I think that sign is sarcastic.
>>44944877
I literally just saw that.
>>44945368
iterally?
http://www.khd-research.net/Tech/Computer/Misc/PBug_Jokes.txt
>>44945379
no, literally
>>44944670
a high tech prankster :^)
>>44946128
fuck, forgot image
hippest guy on the planet i dont care wat yall think
>>44944640
>michaelsoft
my sides
>>44945327
that rainbow flag surely doesn't give it away
>>44946177
this is technology, get off my back about it
this isnt funny but its beautiful and ur welcome
>>44940800
The fuck is this shit
i cant see wat this pic is from da preview but it looqs like it belonqs here, so enjoy
>>44946201
b-brilliant.
cant see this 1 either rly hopefully it is on topiq...
>>44946201
probably more if everything had some slight lossless compression, like gzip
>>44946315
mhehe, almost... sry guys.
>>44946334
sh*t my bad i thought this was some sort of parody from the preview pic, whoever's that is is mad gay idk why i saved it. postan 1 of my favs
>>44944669
always reminds me of this
>>44946416
what kind of degenerate dumbshit leaves that many tabs open. just.. let it go, man. let it go. not u, the guy, u kno what i mean.
>>44940800
I fucking fell for this 2 years ago, & then showed it to my Chemistry teacher. My gosh, what an idiot I was.
>>44946429
h'haaaaaaaaaaa flawless execution
>>44946416
Parallel ports provide no power I thought
>>44946446
mmm.. not sure what's really going on in this image, sry bout that. this one's prolly gay too.
>>44940800
Kids are so fucking retarded now days. They have an ultimate resource for information and they refuse to use it. Half a minute with a Google query and 3 minutes of reading a wikipedia article on tracert to actually learn what it's doing.
>>44946472
yea ew ugh so gay m'bad.
a recent one
>>44946474
lmao i got this sh*t saved but my otherwise-infallible ipad 2 doesnt play gifs once they're saved and converts them into jpgs when i upload them...
>>44940800
I didn't even make it 3 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBQ7ukwK56Q
>>44946519
mmm i remember this.. crucial piece missing tho, when he typed, say 80 seconds, it would turn into 1:20 . some strange circuitry going on or something, idk. that's what really got me about that thread, heh.
>>44940800
Surprised that video is still up.
>>44946519
Can't believe I missed this thread. Goddamn.
>>44942622
things like that are the reason why you funking need disable the cables that are not being used in the patch panel...
>learn that in the "rape way"
>>44944640
>Binbows -> 貧乏
lel
>>44945106
>install Gen-toe
>>44944618
Can't find it without the added text but here you go.
>>44944961
I prefer this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LybAHotsvOg
It was already old the first time I found it about ten years ago. Good times
>>44946660
oh thissss guyyyy.. i was thinkin of a different n*gga, although i am not the person that requested the pic. he had some fake-ass company that could transfer the entire internet at the speed of light or some outrageous shit... who was that guy??
>>44940800
>tracer t
fucking hell
>>44946559
>we need more women in the tech industry
>>44946212
Damn, I would love to explore that.
>>44946775
Tracer t sounds more 1337 than trace route...
>>44940800
ayy lmao
>>44946519
I remember this.
I was laughing so hard...
>>44946816
isn't it trace router table?
>>44944836
Did he not have any other abilities you could use? Even help move heavy shit? The way it's supposed to work is he gives you only a small non-monetary gift, and then still owes you a favor. I'd have done it for a bottle of this.
>>44946519
i think i remember this thread
holy shit lmao
>>44944816
The fact that I know what he's singing makes it all the funnier
>>44944640
for those of you who can't read moonrunes
>pasokoso & paasu SHOP (PC Computer and Parts shop)
>maikursofuto
>>44947404
>yfw Tesla is open source
![TracerTong[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SefKG2A.png "TracerTong[1].png")
>>44946775
>>44947542
*paatsu
*maikurusofuto
I should proofread my own shit
>>44946226
I had this set as my background when I worked my internship at IBM. That place in the picture is now a sushi bar
>>44944594
Do you think they have a website?
This one is from /a/, but it's still somewhat /g/.
>>44946535
Are the CAPACITORS gilded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
>>44947755
>gooey
>>44946226
The original non-orange version is superior.
>>44946559
> be me
> be white guy who put himself thru college because grew up REALLY poor
> be involved with the IT industry since the 80's
> done work with and for some of the biggest companies around over the past 25+ years
> mfw I can count on ONE hand how many COMPETENT women I've met in this business over that time
> mfw 98% of the women who claim to be involved in Tech are pretty much this chick in the vid
Jesus Christ, this cunt is completely representative of why men don't WANT women involved in tech....because all these stupid gashes do is make more work and headaches for the REAL techs.
The only thing they ARE good for in this industry is making people like me lots of money because I get paid to fix their fuckups.
>AMD
Just saw this
>>44947766
gooey is fine, "gooey interface" is not.
>>44947918
>interface interface
lel
>>44947933
RIP in piece
>>44940800
norton antivirus
aol.com
10 people on google
"connection speed"
"shared server"
my sides
>>44948075
>>44944877
fucking this. it's amazing how shitty pixel pushing is now despite all the raw power we have compared to the glorious ti 4200, that little overclocking bastard.
>>44944665
I didn't even start programming until this semester of college and I can finally understand these images. I can finally cringe.
>>44940770
woah...
>>44948106
fucking this
felt like such a god damn pleb (I guess I still am) when i went on /g/ not knowing what these memes meant
>>44948106
I've yet to do anything involving whatever language that is and I understood it.
>>44946098
go back to /v/
>>44948254
it's java, and you should learn it for employment opportunities despite what /g/ tells you to think
>>44948321
>it's java
I hope this was a troll.
>>44948321
Should I do that once I'm confident with python, or proceed with my plan to learn a compiled language?
>>44940800
>This is NextGenHacker101
Lost it already
>>44948340
install gentoo
>>44948348
I don't need all that bloat. I'm running emacs as PID 1.
>>44948357
>emacs
>not bloated
>>44948331
this lel
>>44944840
>Alienware wallpaper
>America Online icon on desktop
>>44944661
FART FART FART FART FART FART FART
>>44944594
Alan Turing didn't invent the computer, fag enablers just give him the credit. He was simply the face of a team of people who compiled a plethora of previous research and hardware.
Fuck Alan Turing, that bitch made nigga didn't win shit
>>44944519
10/10
>why would you buy this
i sensed disappointment
>>44944665
But what about 102?
>>44948717
it's an odd number, obviously.
>>44944624
How do you rename pictures you post to 4chan?
>>44947715
I chuckled
[spoiler]and feel'd[/spoiler]
>>44947786
no, u dont understand
muh diversity
muh gender gap
best one is the oculus shit if you haven't seen it, carmack was good but the other dev/project manager essentially said
>we sent out tons of invitations to everyone and 99% of the applicants were men so you had your chance and get over it
>>44947904
lost
>>44946177
>I get it!
I almost felt sorry for this guy...
>>44946160
I hope he dies
>>44944624
>not The lost city of ASUS.jpg
>>44947699
>clearly says www.myage.us on the sign
>>44944602
>no numbers anymore, just GEEK HACK
>DDR arrow keys
>No fewer than 3 yin yangs
>W where Q is
>no control
>NO CONTROL
God, chatting with this guy must be insufferable.
>ay yo, how many gigahertz yo cpu got?
>, GEEK HACK.GEEK HACKGEEK HACK. ayy lmao.
>>44949118
it really should be
>consumer laptop
>>44947786
It's not really any different from guys who are incompetent in tech. If anything you're a little sexist in favor of women since you think it's okay for them to be stupid.
>>44946559
>The Red-Hat balances the internet where there is too much crime.
She should be writing a book.
>>44944602
>ayylmao button
>>44946177
I don't get it.
>>44949322
Then you are either b8
[spoiler]or you don't belong on /g/[/spoiler]
>>44947750
No, that's gold flashing, similar to gold plating, but only enough to give the thinnest possible surface finish.
>>44944665
>Java
not even once
>>44944602
>F replaced with Cooler Master gaymer key
Nope
>>44949338
Is it making a joke about those being called sound cards? That's not funny.
>>44948075
>>44948091
that was so nice. thank you for posting. saved.
>>44940800
>windows
>strips the http:// from the hostname
truly an OS for retards
>>44944816
>>44944961
>>44946723
>tfw Mexico's internet fad (and I guess all of latinamerica) started about 2003ish.
>>44949239
>W where Q is
no, im pretty sure it's QWERTY not WQERTY
>>44944816
>guardame en tu memory, no me vayas a olvidar, dejame jugar con la bolita de tu mouse
Lost it.
>>44940800
Here is the actual average user of /g/:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVrQdz_x9hs
>>44944816
And then it sent me to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N85YNZVVgZc
More of an /a/ thing, but still, MY SIDES.
>>44949374
>C#
not java once
>>44949697
>OOP
Not even once.
>>44949666
Everybody loves DBZ in latinamerica
Dear gentoomen, I request the image of a mac diagnostics screen with an image of jobs smiling with the text "Problem Diagnoses:
You bought a fucking Mac"
I've been looking for fucking hours but can't find it.
>>44949874
It uses the sketch of Steve in this pic
>>44946446
>>44949887
Imma fucking bump, I need that pic
>>44949914
It's been 5 minutes. Goddamn.
>>44949914
This one?
>>44949932
No. Close though.
>>44944816
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDVORKo8rYs
Alpha as fuck.
>>44944961
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WniL0xrH-JQ
> El algoritmo del ritmo
my sides
Why are there so many people who understand beaner on /g/?
Shouldn't you guys be outside home depot?
>>44947775
requesting non orange IBM
>>44950059
FOSS development is infested with spics. It's always been.
And I say this as a spic.
>>44950059
This. And what's with all the faggy self censoring?
>>44949788
Spoken like a true NEET.
>>44950103
It's the future you chose, anon
>>44944816
>chip defeats turbo-chip
2/10 what a shitty game
>>44946098
>the need for speed
>the
pleb memes
>>44946315
the facebook post has replies in another picture I saw of it, some guy tells him how the Earth varies greatly in how close or far away it is from the sun and the OP gets upset at him
>>44950097
>>44946723
Ok mister Hipster.
>>44950387
>not knowing that the very first part of the series was called "the need for speed"
>still mindlessly shitposting
Never change, /g/.
>>44950449
>photograph
>.png
Kill yourself.
>>44950505
>HD
>anything but png
no u
>>44950541
>>44950559
Humor nigger, not fucking rage.
Father of 3, man. Father of 3. Fuck.
>>44950579
>>44944244
Absolutely disgusting.
>>44950532
Get off this board, retard.
>>44950579
>>44946177
>image.jpg
>not placebo.jpg
>>44948321
>it's java
>>44948321
>>44950668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLO1djacsfg
>>44944476
Stormfront are basically full of kike lovers. They even use PHP.
>>44944602
>dat backspace key
>>44950714
Programs actually communicate by creating webservers and sending XML messages?
That sounds like hell.
What ever happened to modularity, simplicity, and the like?
>>44949163
>Asus
>not DFI lan party
>>44946160
Watch out for nekunekus, the public enemy of filesharing #1.
>>44944907
>average user of /g/
>>44946177
that's at the central train station in Perth, WA
I took that photo :3
>>44940800
Do you think those 10 people are still looking at google today?
>>44948091
lol'd multiple times
>>44940800
Traceroute allows http? This kid teached me sonething.
can someone do that CS graduate thing with this?
http://www.exploringbinary.com/ten-ways-to-check-if-an-integer-is-a-power-of-two-in-c/int isPowerOfTwo (unsigned int x)
{
return (
x == 1 || x == 2 || x == 4 || x == 8 || x == 16 || x == 32 ||
x == 64 || x == 128 || x == 256 || x == 512 || x == 1024 ||
x == 2048 || x == 4096 || x == 8192 || x == 16384 ||
x == 32768 || x == 65536 || x == 131072 || x == 262144 ||
x == 524288 || x == 1048576 || x == 2097152 ||
x == 4194304 || x == 8388608 || x == 16777216 ||
x == 33554432 || x == 67108864 || x == 134217728 ||
x == 268435456 || x == 536870912 || x == 1073741824 ||
x == 2147483648);
}
>>44944877
lel
I just saw that thread about mac 5K
>>44950811
for this purpose this isn't even that bad
just skimmed over that link, the best version would be the binary-search version of this
but this really isn't that bad
>>44950811
they actually have a "how not to check" section, and that algorithm is not in there.
WTF.
>>44950830
I'm pretty sure they're going with the "The whole world is an x86 computer." and figuring that it's good enough for most purposes.
C programmers probably consider that good even, like >>44950828. Fuck elegance, apparently.
>>44950828(x & (x - 1)) == 0
>>44950837
this is comparably fast
the binary search would be faster, but this is rather fast
for 32 values (going with C-unsigned int here) this wouldn't really be a problem to do
and you are what's wrong in computing
>computers are getting faster
>so let's fuck efficient programming
>elegance is where it is at
yeah, sounds like liberal arts major to me
>>44950183
>/b/ - Baby Pictures
Heh.
>>44950844is_pow_o2(int x)
{
return !(x&(x-1);
}
is_pow_o2(0);
this would actually be the best when applied with safe guard for the korner-case
>>44950847
>this is comparably fast
>the binary search would be faster, but this is rather fast
>for 32 values (going with C-unsigned int here) this wouldn't really be a problem to do
It doesn't work everywhere, not that you seem to care. I also imagine that whoever uses it wouldn't care either and probably wouldn't notice when it messes up or is passed a larger number than it is meant to handle, not that the C code would complain.
>and you are what's wrong in computing
Oh?
>>computers are getting faster
>>so let's fuck efficient programming
>>elegance is where it is at
>yeah, sounds like liberal arts major to me
I'm a Lisp programmer. I probably don't need to say more about why I would dislike this.
>>44950847
>that algorithm
>misses half of the 64 bit cases
>ugly and unnecessary as hell
>efficient
>>44950770
>yfw Pomf.se would deserve all that
>>44946559
That video has all the things I hate
> women
> jew
> haxor
>>44950863
> or is passed a larger number than it is meant to handle
as I said, C-int, that's 32 values, possible, that's quite doable, and the compiler will warn/truncate the value should you pass something to big
>I'm a Lisp programmer. I probably don't need to say more about why I would dislike this.
Yeah that's a problem with the functional programming style
it's focus is fucked up
and imho they aren't even better readable
they may look more elegent or nicelly made, once you worked your way through them, but eh
>>44950871
32bit int
since when is there a max IQ restriction for /g/?
I should leave
>>44950847
It literally checks x against every single representable power of 2. That is some inefficient shit right there.
>>44950890
>as I said, C-int, that's 32 values, possible, that's quite doable, and the compiler will warn/truncate the value should you pass something to big
I try not to learn much about C, but an int can change size based on the architecture. It's not as portable as you think.
>>I'm a Lisp programmer. I probably don't need to say more about why I would dislike this.
>Yeah that's a problem with the functional programming style
You think Lisp is functional? Heh.
>it's focus is fucked up
Howso?
>and imho they aren't even better readable
The C isn't a mess?
>they may look more elegent or nicelly made, once you worked your way through them, but eh
They also work everywhere you put them, which is important.
>>44950890
>implying int is strictly 32 bit
you're a dumb shit.
>>44948075
adobe
fucking
reader
it saves the day, everyday
>>44950910
int wont bi bigger than 32bit, but possibly it could
but that's not really a problem, since you only use a limited type, when you don't expect the values to exceed its limits
>>44950910
I haven't looked into lisp, but from all I have heard it is
>Howso?
well it was explained to me, that the focus for functional programming languages is readability and actual correctness by beeing close to the math representation
>The C isn't a mess?
C can be a mess, but for people actually working with and understanding computers it's pretty intuitive, since it works mostly like the CPU
>They also work everywhere you put them, which is important.
everywhere they are supported you mean
that would be java, but java is slow as shit aswell
>>44944556
Does anyone know if Mad Thad's resume has been leaked?
>>44950955
oh ok, the functional aspect is from scheme, that's not lisp itself
>>44950955
>int wont bi bigger than 32bit, but possibly it could
That's contradictory.
>I haven't looked into lisp, but from all I have heard it is
It's multiparadigm.
>well it was explained to me, that the focus for functional programming languages is readability and actual correctness by beeing close to the math representation
How is that a bad focus? How is correctness a bad focus?
>C can be a mess, but for people actually working with and understanding computers it's pretty intuitive, since it works mostly like the CPU
I'll use assembly for that purpose. C isn't quite how the computer actually works at all.
>everywhere they are supported you mean
>that would be java, but java is slow as shit aswell
I'm confused by this.
>>44950972
>That's contradictory.
no it wont be, since there is no reason for it
but according to standard it is still possible
>It's multiparadigm.
yeah just looked it up, I haven't done anything with lisp, only seen /g/tards arguing that it's better, mostly in the functional cirklejerk
>How is that a bad focus? How is correctness a bad focus?
it's bad since it's slow
this increases hardware demands a fuckton
it isn't inherently bad to be correct
that's the ultimate value for algorithms
but if they are just plain stupid slow, compared to what's doable, that's stupid
it's to extrem, think RMS-extrem
>I'll use assembly for that purpose. C isn't quite how the computer actually works at all.
whut? because I have helpers for loops and function calls?
>>44950623
kek
>>44950995
>it's bad since it's slow
>this increases hardware demands a fuckton
I would rather be right than fast. There's no point in arriving to an incorrect answer more quickly than the correct answer.
>it isn't inherently bad to be correct
It isn't bad at all.
>that's the ultimate value for algorithms
It should be.
>but if they are just plain stupid slow, compared to what's doable, that's stupid
>it's to extrem, think RMS-extrem
The problem is that nothing ever needs to need this speed that comes from all of these halfbaked functions and techniques.
When you pile all of this together, you end up a house of cards that falls down.
>whut? because I have helpers for loops and function calls?
Things like that, yes. The computer doesn't actually work with those. C isn't how the computer actually works, assembly is.
>>44946738
>he had some fake-ass company that could transfer the entire internet at the speed of light or some outrageous shit... who was that guy??
I'm also interested in this, but I can't remember the name of the company. I think there was even a fake tech conference created around it too.
>>44946177
so that would be a joke if someone put a computer sound card in there and took a photo. otherwise "words used here that are also correct in another context" just isn't funny
