Sticky is dead.
>>44061465
/thread
how much did you laugh at the livestream?
So Apple copying Google, nothing new here... Move along...
Do I keep my iPhone 4S for another year or switch to android? I really want to keep those continuity features but... 1GB RAM and protruding camera lens.
WHERE'S DRE?
>>44061502
not a lot, it was kind of boring.
FREE MUSIC
>no new MacBook
what is this shit?
what android device can compete with iphone 6?
>>44061424
Just like Apple.
>>44061424
Wait wait, no macbook air or iMac updates? What the fuck just a shitty watch and a new iPhone?
>>44061424
That livestream was horrific
Apple watch is complete shit. It is easily the worst thing Apple has ever made.
lets get this started
>$349 for a watch
I missed the stream.
What the fuck happened?
>>44061465
what is this shit?
So is the reason the new things are called ApplePay and AppleWatch that iPay and iWatch were taken?
>>44061424
>from other thread
I think in the next few years there will be smartwatches that do everything a phone does. Basically just a wrist phone. Samsung has a Tizen one already.
>mfw the sheeple are waking up and calling apple out on their 'innovashun'
https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=apple%20innovative
WE /mu/ NOW
>>44061424
gosh that keynote wasn't that good
minor iphone upgrade
iwatch is ugly, seems very useful though
>2014
>not listening to U2 already
>everyone from apple please stand up
everyone stands up
>>44061558
All of them.
>>44061558
Literally any flagship model
APPLE IS DONE
>>44061424
Friendly reminder that the iWatch pulse meter will be used to judge your reaction to ads and create a whole new category in marketing and monetizing humans.
All thanks to Apple.
>asks everyone from apple to stand up
>over half the people in the audience stand up
Did I just watch the largest circlejerk in the world?
>>44061545
About to drop Detox
>stay tuned
>>44061562
>september
>mac
>U2 album
>for free
FOR FREE
Yep, underwhelming as fuck.
Upgrading my Note 1 to the Note 4.
My Pebble works better as a customizable watch since I only need to charge it once a month, not every fucking day.
Apple invented bigger screens, smart watches, and NFC payment.
>>44061524
Get an M8 or Sony phone
>>44061566
You think that's expensive for a watch? I didn't think /g/ could be this pleb.
>>44061424
Where have I seen this before?
I loved that the stream FINALLY got it's shit together for Jony Ive.
I came 4 times, smashing my previous record of 2, during Jony's segments.
>>44061566
Did they give specs?
Reposting
>>44061582
>being a u2apple shill
pedro pls
Do they or any other company honestly expect people to pay hundreds of dollars for an accessory (the watch) that will be out of date in 2-3 years and doesn't do anything that your phone doesn't already do better?
Smartwatches are just for people too lazy to reach into their pockets.
>>44061569
>iPay
that's too much
i cant believe what a peasant i am for wearing a swiss watch and carrying money around. jesus fucking christ thank god i can buy this dumb fucking phone and rimspice watch so i can show people that i literally have no sense. and i can finally die happy now i get u2 for free. they're so shit i didnt even want to torrent their fucking albums let alone download it legally for free
>>44061566
Plenty of watches cost more than that idiot.
Apple Watch is stupid and they put a barometer in the phone... INSTEAD OF SODDING WIRELESS CHARGING.
>>44061604
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
>>44061567
Apple released a new iPhone
Apple released a new watch that's 350 bucks and only works with an iPhone
Apple released their own NFC "Pay" thing
Apple released a new U2 album to every iTunes user ever for free
The end
The watch is expensive as fuck, but I paid over 150 for my shit fitbit, and this blows that out of the fucking water. Lots are 200+ too, so it's not too bad a price...
>>44061618
>spending money on a watch
lel
>>44061618
He probably is 16 years old, people that age don't even know what's a watch.
>>44061618
It tells time.
My phone can already do that for free.
>>44061582
>The Troubles
WILL THIS BE THE WORST THING BONO HAS EVER DONE
>>44061561
ayy lmao
>>44061618
for a watch? no
for a gimmicky piece of apple trash? yes
>>44061578
That's an iOS 8 feature, as part of the new keyboard. And it's local.
It's shit right?
>>44061582
>Itunes LP
>LP
Note 4 is king
>APPLE WATCH $349 US DOLLARS
>ZERO ATMOSPHERS WATER RESISTANCE
>YOU NEED IPHONE TO PLAY
>CANT EVEN TELL TIME WITHOUT THE IPHONE :^^)
>>44061567
It's apples new way to revolutionize the credit card industry. So they took PayPal and Google Wallet and called it Apple Pay.
The new iPhone is painfully underpowered and has a shit screen. Theres a larger one that is actually the same size as average phones now.
There's a watch that's just like Android Wear.
>>44061604
>4Free
>>44061636
/thread
we can all go home guys, this anon gets it.
>>44061628
No. Possibly the whole watch streams from the iPhone, only doing it's heart rate monitor stuff onboard.
Battery life and waterproofing?
>>44061582
>captura de pantalla
i just wanna see photos comparing the new iphone to the iphone 5
and everyone is just posting photos of that dumb watch
>haha we dont care about the dumb watches so lets post pics of it and talk about how much we dont care about it
>>44061424
I didn't catch it in time. Can someone summarize, please?
>>44061558
any recent android.
>>44061567
Apple destroyed themselves by making a watch(which isnt STANDALONE) so you'd need an iphone making the whole idea of the watch retarded. Then they had the audacity to make the watch cost $349.
who the fuck will buy this thing
>>44061665
It's shit.
>>44061502
actually i have to give it to apple on this one.. it was topkek
>>44061663
>And it's local.
>>44061623
>>44061671
>CANT EVEN USE IT ON YOUR RIGHT ARM
Guys
Apple just invented NFC payments
>>44061558
None.
>>44061691
Apple invented the smartwatch and the 5" phone screen
>>44061502
cringed more than laughed
>>44061562
The new chips are delayed until spring
>>44061631
>Smartwatches are just for people too lazy to reach into their pockets.
Do you live in the middle of nowhere? If I was walking down the street and I see I get a text at traffic lights, I can just look at my wrist to read instead of having to pull my phone out which is way more dangerous for a number of reasons. Not just laziness.
>>44061637
Those watches won't be out of date in 2 years and don't require daily charging.
>>44061657
>both examples are worthless pos
top kek
>>44061558
>>44061691
http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/9/6107091/apple-watch-iphone-6-most-important-things
[SHILLING INTENSIFIES]
>>44061558
Well the m8 can wreck it.
>>44061714
This is a massive dealbreaker for me.
I wear all my watches on my right arm, despite being right handed.
>>44061562
This retard again?
This was an iPhone/iWatch event, not a macbook event.
>>44061691
gay sex
>>44061671
Why would you buy an iWatch if you dont already have an iCock up your ass?
>>44061716
omg somebody sue google right now
>>44061642
Just so we're clear, FOR FREE!
>>44061562
No new intel chips until q1/q2.
No new chips = no new laptop.
Mods confirmed for fagoots for putting a fucking sticky on the Apple Keynote Thread.
Fuck these underage cunts.
ITS OVER
>>44061631
>Smartwatches are just for people too lazy to reach into their pockets.
>>44061724
Nice to see they're still innovating.
Are there new models of the MBP/MBA?
>>44061618
There's a difference between a genuine timepiece and some transistors and led monitor glued to your wrist
>>44061679
Apple is shit but they have good hardware and good fab. I'm sure the watch is actually pretty powerful esp given its ugly bulky size.
>>44061743
Samsung be all like
>We invented the rounded edges
>>44061558
Literally any current and previous flagships.
>>44061777
Fuck off cock sucker.
APPLE STOCK RIGHT NOW
TOP KEK
THEY'RE CLOSING AT -0.08% AFTER THE RELEASE OF A FUCKING IPHONE
350 ain't even that much you fucking retards
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/smart-watches-accessories/smart-watches/pcmcat321000050004.c?id=pcmcat321000050004&nrp=15&gf=y&sp=-currentprice%20skuidsaas
>>44061582
u2 became too embarrassing to listen to around 2000. even their great 80s period has become so cliched and overplayed to listen to.
i won't use (or like) the dadcore term, but u2 is the perfect band for corporations to reach older audiences that are in denial that they are old.
u2 is in_denial_im_old core.
>>44061618
It's a fashion accessory so of course it's going to cost a lot for what it is.
However the iWatch is just ugly so I don't see the point. Might as well buy a real watch and look good with it
>>44061730
couldn't you just, I don't know, wait until you've crossed the street before pulling out your phone? Or am I being troleled
>>44061714
>>44061750
Just turn it upside down.
Fucking idiots.
Did they just update the apple.com UI?
>>44061730
Is that text SO CRUCIAL that you couldn't wait 10 seconds?
>>44061587
>implying
Apple's CPUs are beastly
>>44061465
They live
Finally, someone is pushing hard for NFC payments
Maybe Google Wallet will come back
>>44061782
>GENUINE TIMEPIECE
>MUH SPINNING RUST
>MUH BALANCE WHEELS
>MUH DECORATED SWISS MOVEMENTS
>MUH MECHANICAL WATCH
>$349+
>square
>2015
vs
>$249
>round
>now
>>44061774
Its a tradition and has been going on for many years. Shut the fuck up you stupid kid and get the fuck off of /g/
why would anyone use the apple pay shit if icloud just got hacked like i wouldnt trust that shit at all
APPLE IS DADCORE
>>44061798
buy the rumour
sell the news
>>44061637
>Samsung and Sony didn't get a sticky last week
mods confirmed apple shills.
>>44061798
I thought it always goes down after keynotes.
Anybody know what the Note 4 will be priced at compared to the iPhone 6 Plus?
>>44061631
> Idiots staring at their iWatch instead of looking at the traffic
more car accidents in 3..2..1..
Here we go
TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK TOPKEK
>>44061800
but you pay for those watches to get a carefully built piece of machinery with history and style
this is just commercial garbage that soon every soccer mom will own
>>44061646
>>44061672
>>44061701
thanks
>apple in charge of logic
I'm kinda glad I missed it
Why?
Does the iphone do everything and its just streamed to the watch or why the fuck would you need to have it?
>>44061800
Get out. No amount of paid advertisers on apples behalf will change this places opinion of what has transpired.
I took screencaps c:
wait why did they make it bigger?
>stream begins, chinese lady talking over english speaker for the world to hear
>stream is seeking all over the place, choppy, unreliable
>we got two big iPhones, skipping 32GB because reasons
>Apple invented NFC
>Apple Watch
>watched Bono being a greedy money-grubbing shit
There's the recap. I can't believe I woke up at 9:30 for this shit. I'm going back to bed.
Press is not allowed to touch the Apple Watch
No iPods, iPads and Macbook air retina?
>>44061842
Well when Samsung or Sony are the market leader let me know
>>44061848
thats a big phone
>Oh boy, A new U2 album!
said nobody ever
>>44061569
No. The "iService/iProduct" naming scheme is outdated. The new brand is much stronger. iPhone, iPad, iMac will stay because theyre recognizable.
Dive to the mariana trench captain!
Go for it!
>>44061843
Historically it goes up in the short term and then down eventually, but they've had good opening days since the iPhone 4
>>44061844
$699
>>44061859
heartbeat and fitness is really the only exclusive thing it does compare to the iphone i think
I think i might want a watch though, they look pretty cool. Any idea how long the battery will last? it would suck if you had to recharge it daily.
>>44061589
so you're saying they will be able to track how fast and often I jerk off and to what type of porn?
A NEW ERA
>>44061825
>no body monitoring
>no touch screen
>no NFC
>no Apple(TM) S1 (R) SOC
>No square scrren
>>44061825
I literally have no idea why these companies think miniature smartphones look good on your wrist
>>44061820
No. Here's what will happen.
Apple makes it's own proprietary NFC payment app.
EVERYONE ELSE IS SHUT OUT.
>>44061631
>Outdated in 2-3 years.
Didn't you see the shitstorm of the people who got the LG G watch when a new one was announced 3 months later?
>>44061618
it's not the kind of watch that you'll keep for decades or pass on to your children (not that any of us will find someone who will look at us, let alone fuck)
>>44061824
love this meme
>>44061858
> Mom look, I've DDoS'd Apple !
>>44061743
uhhh what the fuck is that?
did they move the power button to the side o the phone?!
the exact place you put your thumb when you hold the fucking phone?!
>sticky
Jesus christ mods.
>the thread is now a sticky
>>44061876
>not even the guy who worked on this piece of shit will wear it for the demo
the watch is a massive fail
>>44061878
bono is the biggest fucking hypocrite on the planet
>sticky
kill self mod
>this thread is now a sticky
>>44061846
What's that spike drop right before the event?
so, can eurofags get free iphone 5
>>44061913
No, I just wanted to go to the site to check out the new stuff and I can't access it.
>Thread is now a sticky
u wot?
>>44061896
they didn't say so it's prolly shit
Their goes the stock. Slowly going down.
THE MARKET LOVES THE NEW PRODUCTS
We sticky now
>>44061896
A "whole" day
Do you know why there is so much applause during these events?
Because the room is literally half filled with Apple employees.
>>44061894
Holy shit the buzzwords
>>44061923
What the...
>>44061552
Wait what.
>>44061917
when did bill gates start working for apple
>>44061774
They always sticky these newfag
>retina hd
>>44061800
Don't be silly, you need to add on $1k if you want to use it with the latest and greatest iPhone :^)
>Retina HD
>Retina
>HD
those custom faces have some of the ugliest apple design ever.
I am so disappoint.
>>44061925
APPL stock always drops before a big keynote.
The iCloud thing also helped.
>>44061564
>Forgetting the Newton
>>44061814
of course not, but there's a reason why the smart watch market is growing. it has no much capability, all on your wrist.
>>44061929
>free
lel, yeah free with a fuck you in the ass 2 year contract
>1gb ram
>1gb
ONE FUCKING GIGABYTE!!!?!? I've been waiting with my iPhone 4s forever to upgrade and you throw ONE FUCKING gigabyte of RAM in it like the iPad Air!?!? Why!?
>>44061925
Anticipation of the ENGINE-UNITY
If this wasn't an ugly square it would sell millions
Waiting on battery life benchmarks
>>44061566
For a proper watch, that aint much.
Seriously, thats mall shit territory. I wonder why apple dont ask for much more.
However it remains to be seen if the fruitwatch actually is a watch.
Personally, I think it probably is the best smart watch we have seen so far, but given the fact that it virtually doesn't do anything I need or want that i cant do better with a normal watch and/or my phone (which i would have to carry anyways with this thing) I am not interested.
Plus, i dont like its aesthetics. I'll stick with mechanical watches. And should I ever need an easily recognized status symbol, I can pick from quite a few brands that scream "look at me!!!11!!" even louder than an apple watch in gold.
As an apple shareholder however, I do wish them the best of luck.
>>44061935
*there
>>44061730
Troll harder shit stain.
>>44061672
>expending this much energy to justify not purchasing apple products
UPDATED
https://www.apple.com/
>>44061917
But he wear it retarded
Yo you all shit on this watch, but there's no doubt you're gonna go to an apple store and test that shit out.
>>44061882
i think you missed >>>/biz/
>>44061958
hahahaha it looks like a fucking fugly samsung widget
>>44061904
the best part is that they aren't waterproof
I can't wait until thousands of people have their shitty smart watches destroyed in the rain or forget to take them off in the pool, or in the shower.
>>44061887
HAHAHAHAHHA
When the fuck is Yosemite coming out? Why hasn't the final release date been announced
IS IT STILL GOING? STREAM?
>>44061941
Maybe i don't need or want a watch from apple anyway then.
>"FLAGSHIP PHONE"
>1GB RAM
>1100MHz CPU
>>44061564
not even close
>Apple Pay
>Apple Watch
They're getting rid of the "i" naming convention because they no longer care about catering to the individual consumer.
>People who are too lazy to fucking look at their phone to find out who is calling.
>$349 for privilege of not taking phone out of pocket.
>Having to charge the thing to use as a watch every day.
>Not wearing your nice watch that only needs a new battery every few years (some don't even need that).
>Imagines Apple tards wearing a watch on each wrist.
Apple users are such dicks.
>>44061958
Looks like my rainmeter skins from 2006
>>44061989
>>44061896
>retina display
>that small
Yeah i'm pretty sure you'll have to recharge it at least daily
>THIS TWEET WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY APPLE™
https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/509407848128712704/photo/1
>>44061987
>I wonder why apple dont ask for much more.
Apple's website is slowly being updated with a new design...
But why is it stylized as "WATCH" ?
>>44061958
Did you cap the disney mickey one?
>people still posting stocks after every apple event
this shits really annoying
>>44062024
katy perry is such a twat
apple a shit
>functions like a wearable iPhone
>No camera
...what's the fucking point?
So who else is waiting for AppleWatch 2 next year?
You know, it'll be the one that's water resistant and have a little camera so we can video chat form our wrists like an old sci fi movie.
what the fuck does bigger than bigger mean
>>44062024
>Katy Perry is a weeb
What the fuck?
https://www.google.com/finance?q=apple&ei=zTYPVKHoO4KuqAHcsIGQAQ
lol
>>44061896
When they showed off the charger's connector, they said they expect it to see a lot of usage throughout the day, so making it easily chargeable was essential.
In other words, you're charging it every goddamn night.
>>44061987
>For a proper watch, that aint much.
i agree, too bad this isn't a proper watch
I'm buying a 64GB Plus as soon as I possibly can.
There's nothing that you can do to stop me.
>>44062020
>>44061750
That means you are gay
>>44062024
Nice COmic Sans.
>4.7 inch
>not even 1080p
Literally why
>>44061977
i am a poorfag and still use shitty htc hd mini, i wouldnt mind using an outdated iphone for the next 2 years
>>44062024
What a goddamn idiot
>>44061424
Where can I watch it?
>>44061987
>ugly mini-phone with a watch strap
>comparable to an actual fashionable watch
>>44061958
holy shit that's ugly
>>44062062
because it's useless and wastes battery
>>44062032
Apple is WATCHing you
>>44061730
Maybe you could just fucking wait, you instant-gratification-seeking iFaggot.
>>44061800
It's a fuckton when your watch is out of date in 2 years, requires constant charging, and only works if you have an iPhone.
when should i buy apple stock?
>>44061958
>>44062038
its on the verge, but that one looks pretty fun tbh.
it's the other ones that looks bloody atrocious.
>>44062081
>b-b-b-but muh 2560x1440
Where can i watch this stuff?
>>44062062
so they can do it for the first time again two years from now.
you niggers specs are low to make up for battery life and the thinness
>>44062056
Enjoy your phone m8
>>44062000
Who forgets about their watch before a shower?
>>44062024
TFW 128GB microSD + 64GB device storage android
TFW USB OTG a 128GB tumb drive
TFW can carry spare batteries
>>44062056
Why not buy an Android phone? I'm looking for your legit reasoning on this, what bonuses do you see in the Plus over an Android phone in the same price range?
iTime would have been a neat name.
