APPLE IS LIVE STREAMING THEIR CONFERENCE
GET OVER HERE: http://www.apple.com.edgesuite.net/live/2014-sept-event/
>>44055732
WE KNOW
>>44055732
lmfao
>>44055732
literally everyone on /g/ is watching it, especially the lagroid shills so they can take notes of what to copy next
>>44055732
>CONFERENCE
>not a conference
>>44055771
Seriously, why are Apple so fucking backwards these days? They are getting shittier and shittier by the year, and I actually use their products.
http://paste2.org/zkeMbDGX
PASTE THIS LINK IN TO A MEDIA PROGRAM (VLC, MPC ETC) TO WATCH ON AN NON APPLE DEVICE
any other link to watch the stream?
>>44055732
It's almost time, gentlemen and women.
Steam's getting choppy. Everyone's tuning in now
Is there any way I can stream this on a non apple device?
>>44055771
This
Holy shit, why? Shouldn't they show it to those who don't have Apple products yet?
This fucking double music situation is killing my ears - pick a damn song.
>>44055809
it's always been that way, you moron
>>44055810
Shit just crashes after a while.
Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.
But you can follow the live blog below.
EVERYTIME
Anyone got a proper link?
I found their stream URL's but VLC won't work with them, any ideas?
http://pastebin.com/MYrvguCk
Screenshot this. it's going to be iPhone 6
>>44055732
>inb4 iWatch announcement
Apple the cancer that is destroying /g/.
>apleb
>mod sticky
GET HYPE
Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.
>>44055732
seriously???? sticky?
fuck i'm out of this place
>>44055809
their obsesive compulsive guru died of aids couple of years ago, didn't you get the memo?
APPLE TV CONFIRMED
Post your setup /g/entoomen
IT FUCKING CRASHED
WHAT DOOOOOOOOO
>All these Apple stream newfags
> Today is a great day
> Android has viruses
> We have more asians
OH MY GOOOOOOD
I AM SERIOUSLY CRYING TEARS OF JOY RIGHT NOW
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen
what the fuck
>>44055732
"I suck fat cocks" - my mum who doesn't use glorious apple lmao what a fucking homo pleb she probably uses that gentoo shit wtf lol
>>44055815
>the iWatch will be to smartwatches what the iPhone was to smartphones
>We are repeating history
>Who says lightning doesn't strike twice?
Just wait, you know they'll say it
>apple unveils the thinnest and lightest marketshare in the industry
APOOL HAS DUN IT AGIAN
>>44055809
>>44055828
They use HLS for livestreaming
WHO /AMBIANCE MUSIC/ HERE?
>>44055809
>Seriously, why are Apple so fucking backwards these days? They are getting shittier and shittier by the year, and I actually use their products.
They're just being dicks by requiring their own browser.
>>44055815
sorry m80, noone finds your shitty humor funny
It's here!
GUIDE FOR NOOBSHIT
>OPEN YOUR FUCKING MPC/VCL/WHATEVERSHIT
>OPEN FILE (MPC) / OPEN LINK (VLC)
>PASTE THE LINK FROM http://paste2.org/zkeMbDGX (NOT THE PASTE2 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT)
>???
>PROFIT
END OF THIS GUIDE
>>44055844
Nope. Apple at least used to be competent. Now all they seem to do is restrict things, remove features and fuck people over more and more.
>>44055732
nobody cares
>>44055871
lel
What happened?
m3u8 link?
lets see if they can handle a stable livestream this time
>>44055732
How did this get stickied?
This is bullshit. Mods are against us.
How much did apple have to pay to get stickied?
I am glad the stream is only for TRUE apple users. That is what you deserve for calling us shills
>>44055855
It works on Safari.
>sticky
fucking mods
>he does it for free
Also what the fuck is this?
>>44055908
refresh
SHOWTIME MOTHERFUCKERS
>>44055771
Don't worry, goy. Buy a $2000 Macbook and you can watch next year
>>44055862
RIP
>>44055894
i think its some tycho if you wanna know, dunno song name
>>44055908
i was hoping there would be a leak there
>>44055732
this tell you how fucked up this place is.
swj and apple marketers are mods
>>44055908
yeah, it fucked up here, too
Stream dead?
>BIG TECH EVENT OF 2014
>APPLE CAN'T EVEN GET A WORKING STREAM
10/10
For those who don't have macs
http://pastebin.com/esd2xrcS
>>44055898
>humor
it's quotes
Well this is gay...
Yandex browser (Russian chrome) doesn't work...
>>44055908
Am also getting this.
ipad air 2 confirmed
9.7 and 14 inch versions
>>44055921
>mfw watching on Windows
How to watch on Android?
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>44055920
How new are you?
>>44055905
>Nobody cares
>5 posts a second
>Mod sticky
>>44055771
Fag
buy a mac and use safari like all real computer nerds
STREAM DIED ITS OVER
![3500.m3u8_x-session-format=live_snapshot_00.00_[2014.09.09_19.01.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z5AFwSN.jpg "3500.m3u8_x-session-format=live_snapshot_00.00_[2014.09.09_19.01.39].jpg")
This event sure is special.
>>44055959
Another hour
FIRST FIRST FIRST
what the fuck was that?
WONT YOU FOLLOW ME INTO THE JUNGLE
>>44055943
>Yandex browser (Russian chrome) doesn't work...
Neither does Netscape on my 15 year old shitbox.
WHAT HAPPENED IM FREKING OUT WHY DID IT GO AWA
id habbeing :DDD
>>44055958
>>44055959
See y'all next year
Drive safe
ITS FUCKING NOTHING LMAO
>>44055934
Yup sounded like tycho but with another fuckin song playing at the same time
>You are strictly prohibited from making a copy or modification of, or from rebroadcasting or re-encoding, this broadcast without the prior written permission of Apple
>stream cuts to black
THEY KNOW
>>44055959
>truck schedule
>truck
>iTruck confirmed
WHERE IS THE FUCKING STREAM
THAT USTREAM IS JUST FAGGOTS SPECULATING WITH SHITTY MICS
somebody fucked up
>>44055936
every major apple event gets stickied how new are you
>>44055933
RIP in peaces.
>>44055951
he's saying we're nobodies. I say we find where he lives, fuck him in the ass all at once, and then show we're nobodies
>>44055732
>can't even get a stream to work
PREMIUM AS FUCK
Apparently owning a $1000 Macbook Pro isn't enough to Apple to watch this, you need an Apple TV.
Fucking assholes.
FAILED TO RENDER FILE
Has it actually started or are they playing music still
IF YOU WANNA SCREAM YEAHHHH
>>44055986
http://new.livestream.com/cnet/appleevent
someone post of ustream or jtv wtf
>this looping song
>>44055862
>implying IBM haven't been using the term ``app'' since the 80s
>>44055950
>outs your judaism
>"c-c-c-call him new!"
Dat Interlacing
>>44055964
it's 10 am in Cupertino
Hi
Can somebody please tell me how I can watch this in firefox.
OH GOD MAKE THIS FUCKING AUDIO STOP
Does anyone have a stream that actually works?
It's happening
wait has it not started yet?
As someone who works in broadcasting, this is painful to watch
So,
Keeps freezing
NICE ONE APPLE
>tfw able to watch the stream natively from my iMac
someone got a bingo for tonight? if not just post the bingo from last year so we can update it
>>44056010
They've been sticking keynotes from Apple for years now. At least since 2008.
Oh fuck I just remembered the new Masterchef episode is out
>livestream is interlaced
get it together apple
>>44056016
mpv on GNU/Linux master race
suck it mactards
jesus it's 2014 and we can't get a single fucking working stream?
>dat interlacing
Is the streaming stopping or is the audio just freeze looping?
>>44056016
source keeps going down, and all other streams are based on that
so nope
fuck apple
>>44056021
>Anonymous 09/09/14(Tue)19:03:55 No.44056021 ?
Give us a stream link pls
its over, it was cancelled
>>44055900
Mpc failed to render the file
mines stuck
Here's a way to watch without OSX, but you have to install [spoiler]VLC[/spoiler]
>Apple copying Ok Go music video
>>44056016
buy a mac and use safari
That chinese
STREAM LINK FAGGOTS
>>44056015
MUH EARS. THE BLOOD.
>Still on the colourbars
C'mon Apple
>>44056033
mpv is cross-platform, you dumb ape
>4 minute delay
wow apple way to drop the ball
Woud you really buy something from a company that can't keep their streams up?
I hear Chinese? Japanese?
I saw most of that video
They had 3D visual cues.
Is apple going to do something with 3D? because they're morons if they are
I'm stuck, why can't Apple break this barrier?
Oh well. I'll listen to music for black people while waiting.
Whats with the Mandarin voice-over?
INNOOOOVASHUNNNN
>>44056050
> spoiler
> g
OUT
Just show a new iPad Mini so I can get rid of this shitty Macbook
>translator
What the fuck
This nigga speaking chinese
>chinese translation
lel what the fuck i need a new stream link
>>44056061
I know, but GNU/Linux just makes it that much better you assmad homovirgin
>>44056050
Except that's actually what VLC is good at.
>>44056016
http://paste2.org/zkeMbDGX
Open it in VLC or whatever media player you use.
wtf is up with the chinese
>>44055732
LINK FOR A STREAM THAT DOESN'T FEATURE FAGGOT RETARDS TALKING.
>>44056050
THANK YOU FAGGOT FOR COPYING THE LINK
BETTER COPY THE FUCKING IMGAE
>moonspeak on the Apple.com stream
http://live.arstechnica.com/apples-september-9-2014-event/
Cock is on stage.
>>44056050
post the link fgt
>>44056072
It's Moonrunes for all the neckbeard wizards.
that chinese woman translating, fuck this stream
>>44056070
That album's for white fratboys
>>44056029
You're such a fucking liar.
Show me a stickied keynote in the archive.
What's that?
Can't find one?
why the fuck is there japanese words in the background
What is going on here
Apple can't into multiple audio streams.
>>44056050
Thank you. The rest of us totally didn't know.
>VLC
>>44056061
AND the dev uses OS X.
Well stream is dead.
>empty seats
WHY IS MUSIC PLAYING WHAT THE FUCK
>>44055732
this faggot shit is pinned? wtf..
wtf is this Chinese voice over?
apple already innovating
why am I hearing chinese??
>>44055771
>event to showcase their products to try to win customers
>need to be an applefag to watch to begin with
It's like they hate themselves
Might as well go back to watch Sherlock.
>that non-shit stream is Chinese
topkek
We got any bingo's for this event?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRUCH SCHEDULE
chink chunk chong chong
>>44055771
nice font rendering faggot
apple cannot into broadcasting lol
also interlaced video is pig disgusting and so are 3d references
made on a mac™
>>44056081
>shitnux
>superior
kek, you autists are hilarious
this and the music had 2 tracks playing at the same time....
did they hire a wedding video editor to stream this event
>>44056050
>copying the image
>not copying the link
7/10 you motherfucker
>not knowing chinese
plebs
STREAM DIED
ITS OGRE
>>44056050
Post the fucking link you chucklefuck.
>>44056083
So what now.
CRAWLIN BACK TO YOU
itunes brain streaming confirmed
I can't stream the fucking thing god dammit MPC VLC neither is working for me
>chinese translation
>>44056048
mine is like that too, i think they just haven't started yet.
>stream doesnt work oj ihpne
I am not a TV Truck
What
The
Fuck
>>44056080
i have the one from apple on my mac and i have it lel
stream just cut out
what the fuck>>44056087
>>44056136
I got this too
>>44056100
What a shame.
Stream a kill.
This stream is dildos
ITS OGRE
>modern apple
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>44056143
They have.
So they want to show their awesome new stuff to the world. BUT they don't let you watch it unless you use safari?
This is retarded.
FINALLY
So what, they gonna remove the ability to copy and paste in iMovie? Maybe get rid of some fonts? Maybe get rid of multitouch?
>JAP AUDIO
WHAT THE FUCK
Why is there a chink speaking
CMON APPLE, I THOUGHT EVERYTHING YOU MADE JUST WORKS
Why am I hearing Ching Ching chinese
>I'm so awesome by association check out my asinine observations LOVE MEEEEEE
These fucking tweets are killing me. Hype level almost enough to reanimate Steve
Fucking Mandarin... what the fuck Apple.
>>44056050
>but you have to install [spoiler]VLC[/spoiler]
Jesus fuck you're retarded, fuck off to /a/ with your VLC is a le meme.
VLC is even made for streams you fucking retard.
GUYS I CAN'T WATCH HELP PLS IT'S DOWN FOR ME
they're fucking it up, haha
>TV Truck schedule
what
Is anyone else getting some weird freezing/looping + live foreign interpreters?
>>44056123
>>44056143
TIM COOK IS ALREADY TAKING THE STAGE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRUCK SCHEDULE
>>44056143
It has.
I'm getting this error when i open it in VLC. wat do?
ANYONE ELSE HEAR CHINESE AND JAPANESE ?
IT"S BEGINNING!
> Gookspeak over the conference.
Great.
>The original iPhone set the bar.
>>44055732
>interesting
>this
top kek
>>44056125
Better than OSX rendering, fagget.
NO ITS IN CHHINESSESEEEE
>Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!
And now there's no audio
how did they fuck up so hard, this isn't the first time they've done a stream
>>44056171
Yes, everyone.
>>44056179
yeah wtf
>It just works
this is the worst fucking stream I have ever fucking seen jesus christ
>>44056163
same here
top kek
>moonspeak in the background
wtf
>Chin chong wong talking over it
What the FUCK
>Apple in charge of streaming
>>44056148
OH MY GOD THE HYPE
Really Apple? You can't even stream a powerpoint properly?
apple tv stream is fucked
APPLE SHIT DOESN"T JUST WERK
THIS PROVES IT
BIGGEST ADVANCEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF IPHONE Kreygasm
iPhone stream is working but the stream link for Windows is not.
>>44056169
So there's people just talking about apps they like
>>44056187
IT JUST WORKS
that voice gives me a bonèr
ALL IM SEEING IS TV TRUCK SCHEDULE
FUCK APPLE
it just works.
Links for VLC aren't working on my end.
WHY THE FUCK IS SOME CUNT SPEAKING CHINESE
i got truck schedule, refreshed, it works, and some niggas interpreting
made a thread on /b/
>>>/b/567820449
Guys
the chinese have taken over
run
IT CHANGES COLOUR
