If 4chan and every other image-board died tomorrow and only you could create a new image-board from scratch, what features would you add and why?
smash mouth - all star would play every time you refreshed a page
>>44031807
Nice try moo, go get feedback somewhere else.
>>44031825
MHHHMHHHMHHHHMMMMHHH
I would add a sidebar with quick access memes
A /b/ board that is technically impossible to moderate.
>>44031807
Fuck off moot!
not block ISP
not be a jew
not censor free speech
force anonimity
ban avatarfagging or attention whoring for recognition of any kind
sell meme T-shirts to cash in from the normalfags
It works as a Futaba clone
Forced anon.
non-australian ips = instant perma ban
I would make a Reddit themed imageboard, where you can submit funny memes and serious discussion.
It would be epic.
I would ban moot
>>44031850
Like some kind of distributed, non-centralized Tor image board?
>>44031862
but what if the ywill call you fucko and get a swat team after you?
have you seen what they did with kim dotcom? and they did not have right
>>44031807
True anonymity.
The same exact thing.
Just to be an absolute money grubbing shit, I'd have a pay to delete other people posts feature. Either a nominal one time fee or like a lot of money per month for quasi janitorial powers.
4chan would be pay win!
>>44031807
invite only image board
I wouldn't make one.
4chan is a scourge
>>44031960
>>44031960
>fappening
>posts are shut down before anything can happen
>>44031961
That could be fun.
Muh sekreet club.
>>44031982
>keep being reposted
>more money in my pockets
>tfw all those already exist
>people too pleb to use them
enjoy your 4jew with false sense of anonymity and security
Emojis with epic memes xD
Autorefresh automatically
Force use facebook to post in the board and use a name and tripcode
>>44032049
>4chan
wat
I would move to a different chan, there are many existing ones
>>44032060
>If 4chan and every other image-board died tomorrow
lrn2read
I would make a vote system for boards. When a certain board idea gets enough votes it will be made. Votes from /b/ users count as 1/10th a normal vote.
>>44032113
>Votes from /b/ users count as 1/10th a normal vote.
I wouldn't even offer them a vote.
>>44032113
this
I suggested this on /q/ years ago. Not votes, but simple by activity.
>>44031807
id
>be a jew
>censor free speech
>honor DMCAs
>make it bannable to say anything mean about my site
>praise free speech and anonymity while banning anyone who says anything offensive
>make my imageboard tumblr 2.0 by making it as mainstream and accessible to everyone that i can
>add captchas "temporarily" for tracking
>add paid for advertising banners
>add passes you can buy for sheckles to avoid my shitty captchas
it'd be a great site
I won't die.
FOSS
Completely distributed system
You have to participate in the "swarm" to be able to upload pictures
The more disk space you allocate to it the bigger the files you can post (with a reasonable max limit)
After a while new user should be forced to lurk a month before starting posting
Alternatively, the post cooldown decreases after every day of posting, starting from very high (10+ minutes) to low (30 seconds)
Any user can create new boards, but they have to be accepted by some percentage of participant nodes to be enabled
This would never work but I like to dream.
>>44032150
>>add paid for advertising banners
>banners
I hope you mean flash and silverlight objects.
So how bad is the dmca shit from the thread the janitor killed?
Forced anon
Furry and pony banned on sight
>>44031807
decentralized twitter like 4chan
>>44032320
I hacked together an imageboard that used twitter to post using hashtags for board and thread identification once
It was pretty fun but against their ToS so I never released it.
>>44032359
Release it anyway, become as rich as mot
>>44032049
B8 for the b8 god.
>>44032196
No luck there. They're gonna come anyhow. Creating some containment sub-boards is the way to go.
>>44032603
>sub-boards
What the fuck is a sub-board? A board under a board?
>>44032630
/sub/ as in u-boats
>>44031807
upboats
>>44031862
>not be a Jew
>sell
nice try
subject, e-mail field
no captchas
>>>/fur/, >>>/z/
add file formats: webm with audio, bmp, tiff, webp
>>>/rs/, >>>/q/
>>>/css/ for custom user themes
bring back snacks
e-mail field
Make it real time.
One month lurking period before being allowed to post
Quality moderation encouraging quality posting and discussion
Users with light bans may repeal them if they read Yotsuba and fill out a quiz
/can/ board that is dedicated to stopping cancer, gaining support, donating to and creating charities, and hosting child porn
No captcha
>>44032359
That sounds pretty cool, actually.
>>44031902
..like Usenet over TOR...
Additional features:
- killfiles on hashed poster information, fuzzy image hashing
>>44032713
>bmp
fuck off
>>44032762
>One month lurking period before being allowed to post
How would you track this?
I'd sell it to the Cheezburger Network™
>>44032784
>..like Usenet over TOR...
But Usenet is very centralized.
>>44032843
People who visit my site about once or twice a week for a month will be judged by the grand wizard, if their aura and spirit gives off good intentions they may enter.
>>44032762
>/can/ board that is dedicated to stopping cancer, gaining support, donating to and creating charities, and hosting child porn
So children whoring themselves for cancer money.
>>44031862
>not censor free speech
>force anonimity
>selling shit nobody wants
Nice try, Kimmo Johan Alm.
>>44032843
daily quizzes at 8:00am
>>44032950
Yes! We could battle cancer and the age of consent!
>>44032843
You would fucking NEVER attract users. Go back to 7chan with your "lurk before posting" shit. Newfags post, newfags get made fun of, and newfags learn. That's how it works. You don't need to lurk for a fucking month and no one will when there are other chans with more users.
>>44033011
>Newfags post
Why bother letting them post in the first place?
If my site was THE successor to 4chan, chances are I'd only enforce the rule about a year after getting current 4chans userbase.
>>44032900
Someone who thinks "Usenet" is the binaries newsgroups sold through Astraweb detected.
It's a flooding mesh network. An alter-usenet running over Tor would be immune to weakest-link central server attacks.
State of the mesh: http://top1000.anthologeek.net/ .. The top 50 or so sites are pay2usenet sites that're highly ranked because of all the binary traffic they horde, but the rest of Usenet is well distributed by the remaining 3000+ sites.
>>44031807
not block ISP
No /b/ , /s4s/, /r9k/
>>44033011
>newfags get made fun of, and newfags learn
>and newfags learn
More like newfags lol i troll u ecks dayy
And not enough people are making fun of them anymore.
>>44031807
Usenet. /thread
>>44032060
>there are many existing ones
I have yet to see another one with a catalog view. Why is this? I would love to visit other places but without a catalog view it is too inconvenient for me to bother. Even Reddit has this problem. I don't get how people are willing to scroll through page after page just to find good threads.
>>44031807
I have RPi that I don't use.
Is it possible to host an image board on it?
>>44034077
Sure, as long as the number of users isn't too high there shouldn't be much lag.
>>44034105
Neat, any tutorials or guides?
I know that I need to turn the pi into web server so I'll be following this guide.
http://instructables.com/id/Turning-your-Raspberry-Pi-into-a-personal-web-serv/?ALLSTEPS
Then what do I do?
I'm noob to this
>>44034193
https://github.com/tslocum/TinyIB
Or look for futaba or whatever this place used to use before Jewt started adding features.
>>44034193
Step 1 - install nginx
Step 2 - add imageboard to directory
I wouldn't make a new image board, I'd commit suicide.
unique randomized user names like 420chan.
No name or email field.
Or better yet a name field and anyone who tried to use it got permabanned.
>>44034292
Without installing php?
Also if I put files in the /www
There isn't an index page in the tiny IB
>>44031896
this
also israel ips
>>44034435
RTFM
>>44032150
Geez, that sounds terri-
Fuck.
>>44034570
I'm complete noon.
Have no degree in any tech related subject.
So excuse me when I ask for answers.
>>44034673
RTFM
>>44031896
so a site full of people fucking sheep, and their sisters...? count me out thanks
>>44032131
i think it would be better to have an auto rating system determined by the quality of posts so that people who constantly troll /b/ would be locked together whereas people who are consistent in making quality posts would be allowed into boards that promote intelligence and tact
>>44032180
Sounds cool
>>44034948
Machine-ranking has never worked. Human moderation is corruption assured. Usenet-- a system cooperately designed by fucking geniuses-- concluded it was best to leave the ranking to the reader (killfiles, scorefiles).
>make exactly ONE board
>threads don't 404 unless deleted by a janitor or OP
>no post numbers, post hashes is the future
>upboats to drive in more people :^)
invite only
decentralized and redundant, every user must contribute so much disk space
ban people that bitch about anime, ponies, or furries; if not, make dedicated boards for such things and make them bannable outside of their boards
The best boards would have no images, although that defeats the purpose
>>44031807
getting creative with CI
>>44031807
Here we go...
Forced Anonymous site-wide.
Any known plugin, script, or extension adding names or trips or IDs results in being blocked from even viewing the boards, and a three day IP ban.
Hit up Google, M$, Apple, whoever else and try to get them to share their list of CP MD5s with me; anyone who posts an image with an MD5 to match is insta-banned, their post is removed from the public view and copied over to a special pseudo-thread feed-type thing which is sent to the FBI with the timestamp, IP address of the poster, etc, etc. The original copy of the post is deleted as soon as the evidence is sent, so I'm not hosting cp.
Keep a regexp file like the one I currently use for /b/ with 4chan X, and a similar MD5 file. Any new threads whose image or text hits any of these filters basically gets a "say something original" message and it fails to post.
Additional filtering to identify standard bullshittery of adding special characters between things to elude filters.
You can create a free account with a username and password, but no matter what your name will always be Anonymous. Why an account? Incentivize good reporting...if someone reports an illegal or non-rule-abiding post, they get a "star". Stars or star counters for higher numbers show up as a small sidebar or footer by posts you make while logged in, but you're still anonymous. Frivolous/wrong reports can result in you losing stars instead; stars are manually given or removed based on the report feed.
No moderators other than me, not even my friends or site veterans. ESPECIALLY not either of those.
Only specific malware/shilling URLs blocked; other commercial spam controlled by people's lust for stars as their only identifying mark of authority and ascension; there are no upvotes.
Rules in next post.
>>44031807
Exactly like 4chan but only 4 boards
/b/
/cake/
/g/
/sm/
>>44036214
Oh, I forgot, about file uploads. All major (or just really good) video and audio formats supported as embedded, 2 stars awarded for reporting an illegal video (stars are to the fastest reporter only, to encourage expediency...people posting from two IPs to get themselves stars by playing both ends will, when detected, lose all of their stars and have their account and all IPs used banned, even if they were proxies).
Also, thread death. Any thread created will be present for 60 minutes initially. Any thread which gets 5 or more comments (excluding any made by the OP) will last for 24 more hours, and 404 immediately after that. Any thread with two hours or less left will be highlighted in red so people know to make a new thread and link people from the old thread.
Each post can have up to five files uploaded of any type the website can handle, mix and match freely, with a filesize limit of 50 MB. There will need to be an assload of ads all over the sides of the pages to pay for this. This is fine, people who can't install Adblock deserve it anyways.
Rule 0: Don't be willfully stupid. Willful stupidity, that is, an intentional, delusional departure from or rejection of critical thinking for the purposes of continuing to shitpost about some delusional opinion will result in a permaban. At my sole discretion, cry moar.
Rule 1: Don't post IRL cp, CGI/2D cp ("loli" etc, inb4 spergs), IRL media of violent human/animal abuse of any kind, or anything related to furries, Homestuck, or MLP anywhere on the site. Permaban will result.
Rule 2: Don't post sexual stuff in non-sexual threads. Don't post traps or trannies in threads not specifically for them. Don't post your fetish in non-related threads.
Rule 2.5: The exception is if you check the Spoiler thumbnail box.
Rule 3: Spoilerize NSFW OP images, just the OP images, so people can view catalog and not have to see your dick.
Rule 4: Lurk moar, it's never enough.
I hope for something more modern using only HTML5 and CSS3 using Websockets and WebRTC making it realtime. Make the focus content i.e video and audiosharing rather than image based but still impose 3-5 MB per post.
See picture for design.
Other than that, realtime posts.
>>44036511
Here is ad enabled version.
I'm working on something like that atm
>>44036511
>>44036579
I give this 10/10 would visit
>>44036579
>4Chan not 4chan
>>44036214
>>44036429
This all sounds reaaly good anon.
>>44036214
>>44036429
I don't like you.
>>44036646
>>44036579
Here's it with post field and 4chan.org not 4Chan.org
Once 4chan dies, Moot will never be in charge of anything moderately important or successful ever again.
>>44036683
Me neither.
>>44036511
>>44036579
>>44036780
Why isn't Moot pushing for this design?
it looks like it could save data.
>>44036607
what the fuck lol
>>44036429
>>44036214
>a bunch of subjective shit
You're a piece of shit.
>>44036607
What's your twitter again? I wanna find the site.
>>44036429
you are more worse than hitler anon T__T
>>44036875
Its great for a mobile version, the only thing would be to change the color scheme to yotsuba
>>44036429
Sounds similar to my own idea, but I would have an invite system, and more lenient thread times.
>>44036900
nofacecf
>>44036948
Yotsuba theme.
>>44037028
Yotsuba version 2 with better colors.
>>44037091
Forgot to add in the image
>>44037107
this honestly looks like it was made in mspaint in like 30 seconds
it's so bad
>>44037107
>rounded corner and sharp corners
Someone go show /gd/ and watch them laugh their asses off.
>>44037209
And i honestly like all of this better than current fourchans
gj >>44037107
>>44032320
>decentralized twitter like 4chan
a couple of guys on #/g/punk were working on something like this a few months ago; I doubt they've made much progress though.
iirc the basic idea was to have new boards created on what's #trending. So, if this theoretical site existed a week ago there would've been boards for #thefappening and #gamergate. They would act similarly to how boards do now; the only difference is that instead of threads being ephemeral, the boards themselves are too. Threads would still prune as they should, but the least active a board is the likelihood of itself pruning increases. Users can filter boards by region, but "worldwide" trending boards would be what is displayed upon first loading the site.
Everyone is anonymous by default; namefagging is optional but it must be used with a tripcode. "User Pages" would exist but only for tripcode users; their purpose would be to archive every post made under that particular trip. The reason for this is that it should curtail unnecessary tripcode usage.
So basically, "hashchan" would act sorta like a combination of 8chan and Overchan with a drop of bird shit on top.
Use phyton or Java instead of PHP.....
Yeah...fuck Java! Do it in Python!
>>44031807
I'd implement a faggot-OP filter. Therefore, nobody would be able to post.
I'd build one that is an API.
Just an API.
Text, image, get, thread id, board id, and date are retrievable.
You build the interface. You sort the posts. You sort the threads. Mods have a special prebuilt one on-site with read/write features and IP banning.
Writing a front end to 4chan's API is some entry level shit. It's not hard, just time consuming. Not even that depending on what level of polish you want.
>>44032843
Why not link their IP address?
So if they change their ip address to avoid a ban then they have to wait a month
Why not create a 4chan where you can choose what boards you want on your site,which are from other 4chans?
You could have /g/ from 4chan, a board you like from 420 chan as well,and a board from operator chan.
>Ctrl+F Kanji captchas
>Phrase not found
>>44036429
>no loli
nope
I would go full ajax.
>>44038732
Because then everyone creates a board and they all have 3 people in them and die, instead of contributing to the existing boards until there are enough users to keep it growing forever.
>>44036429
Can you trade stars for sheckels?
>>44038822
Did you have to find the most horrible looking loli out there to prove the point?
All bans are ghost bans
>>44036429
>No fun allowed
>Nazi moderation
Nope.jpg
>>44031807
I would write the whole backend in Scala and I would use web sockets for everything.
The client side would use AngularJS.
I would make the design more clean and modern than 4chan, but it would still look and feel much like 4chan. I honestly wouldn't want to change the basic principle.
>>44038953
>more modern
I heard web3.0 just came out
pretty much a direct copy of 4chan but with some tweaked rules and some boards modified, removed or added
>>44038953
>The client side would use AngularJS.
Might aswell go for full web components then.
>>44038630
Right, but what if I want to post from my phone? Or someone elses place? Then I would have to use a VPN with a static IP, which is exactly an optimal solution.
>>44038930
I'm platinum mad.
regards, /a/.
>>44039008
His solution is objectively bad . There's no way to implement this other than accounts. Now ofcourse they can be hidden but it's still retarded
>>44038996
You're right, might as well go all in and use Polymer.
>>44033862
>good threads
laughinggirls.jpg
>>44039037
That's also what I'm thinking.
Waiting one month before posting seems like a nice concept, but I just can't see how it would work.
>>44039063
We already have this kind of system. /b/ is there to redirect retards from other boards. I assume most people who get introduced get introduced into /b/. While not entirely effective it's good at what it does.
>>44039063
Do what Usenet2 did-- make the thing a bastard to set up, so that anyone with an I.Q below 120 was systematically excluded.
>>44039103
Might as well just set it up on Tor or something, then. No, I don't exactly like it, and I'm also aware that setting up Tor isn't difficult, but it will weed out the most casual casualfags.
Also, someone will probably upload a retardproof guide on the internet, explaining how to do it.
Alternatively, you have to code fizzbuzz in 20 different languages, which are to be previewed by the admins of said imageboard.
>>44039102
Not really. I get what you're coming from, but it's often quite obvious when people are from /b/.
>>44039008
buy a pass
>>44038948
get your fetish out of the conversation, stupid faggot.
>>44038910
I meant you can "import" other boards from other chans onto one centralized chan website
>>44039300
That would probably get a couple of lawyers at your door and angry users for being worse than 9gag and Reddlt combined.
>>44038503
That would be pretty rad.
Make trips uniquely assigned on a thread-by-thread basis.
>>44031807
a voting system
>>44040484
I vote that you're a faggot.
Who else will vote in favor of this?
>>44040456
ye totally; I really wish someone would make it.
Here's a link to overchan if any of you anons wanted it: http://sarah67ffgglso5m.onion/
>>44031807
use vichan-devel, increase max upload to 10MB, allow PDFs
>>44040934
>allow PDFs
might as well directly suck adobe's cock
>>44036214
You know you can just change a pixel and the MD5 will be different?
What about a blockchain-type imageboard?
>>44041046
But then you have to know first that the picture you are about to post has a copyright claim. And if you're banned, you're not able to post anymore.
Go away now FBI shills. You can't stop the internet hate machine.
>>44041243
Because ban evasion is super hard?
>>44041346
Some don't have the advantage of having a dynamic IP.
>>44031807
>usernames and passwords
>meme pages
>sub-boards for users to create
>limit you to posting 25 things a day, outside life is important too
>>44038503
>>44040835
Oh by the way, when I say overchan I actually mean NNTP-chan; forgot to point that out
Nothing at all.
If chans and forums died I'd be a bit happier.
>>44033011
>defending newfags in any way
We were all told to lurk moar, too, faggot. Keep the tradition because
I would add a buzzer that people can press to wake everyone in the thread up, so people don't have to bump their threads anymore.
>>44041430
fuck off faggot.
>>44031807
write it in django
host it behind a reverse proxy in a sketch country
IDs on all boards
no janitors only mods
no bans for anything except cp since ban evading is easy as shit
>>44041744
>s-stop liking what i don't like!
If you support a decentralized 4chan alternative that cannot be moderated, you are supporting the sharing of CP and other illegal material.
>>44041900
Why should numbers be illegal, schlomo?
>>44041751
What about nsfw?
And spamming?
And racism outside random board?
>>44041920
Most small boards can moderate themselves in that sense pretty well by ignoring the shit like that and not replying
premium features
upvotes
real names and forced login even to just view
native advertising
work together with the goverment agencies
let research institutes use users as guinea pigs in social experiments
>>44031807
livechan.net
>>44032603
If thats the case we should have a rule34 and loli board so we can keep that bullshit off /b/
>>44036429
>Rule 0
no thanks
>>44038503
Trending features sound like weibo.
Trips are for fags.
>>44036651
cool
>>44036683
>>44036855
cool
>>44036888
cool
>>44041046
>>44041346
Yes, none of these measures do more than keep the flood of lazy retards that is 99% of internet traffic from acting up.
>>44041365
Proxies, VPNs.
>>44036916
cool
>>44036989
Actually, I wouldn't be so opposed to an invite system if the invite were basically a registration code and that's it. Ooh, for instance, for every five stars you accumulate, you get two invite codes to give to whoever or shill for bitcoins over. But once signed up, they have no link to you that they know of, the code no longer works and gets taken off your list, everyone still posts as anonymous.
>>44038822
>>44039024
yep dog paddle through the butthurt
>>44038912
See above comment about shilling for bitcoin on the larger net with invite codes
>>44038948
It would be less moderated than current 4chan, and I wouldn't get into shit and have to turn it over to muh authorities. Oh, that reminds me...
Rule 5: ALL RAIDS ARE CANCER. Fuck around with people or websites for a thread or so if you want in some low key way, but any serious raiding is b& because no one is smart enough to keep their traps shut and it brings even more cancer to the website doing the raiding.
>>44042299
cool
as expected of /a/
>>44038539
Do it right and use Scala, or stop trying so hard and use PHP/Perl.
>>44036579
>>44036511
fucking terrible
>>44043250
>Trending features sound like weibo.
weibo? what are its quirks?
>Trips are for fags.
Plenty of people use trips so they can go back to the yotsuba archives and see their posts; there's no real point in denying imageboards' lack of "true" ephemeral content. Instead, why not make it a feature? I think it'd further draw the line between the narcissistically inclined and prominent figures within a given community.
>create an entirely new Nicaraguan soap opera image board from scratch
I'm far too lazy for that. Plus, I suck at server/form scripting.
>>44044286
So, what exactly do you think the narcissistically consider themselves and would like to make others consider them, if not prominent figures in the community? How thought out was this, really? Do you get how narcissism works?
>>44033862
>I have yet to see another one with a catalog view. Why is this?
Are you fucking serious? They're fucking everywhere.
>No WebM
>No Gif
>Only glorious master-race Animated PNG
Finally, my filetype waifu will get the recognition she deserves!
>If posting in a thread without a name, the server randomly assigns you one for use in the thread. Samefaggotry probably not allowed.
>Name that's better than "4chan".
>>44032113
Are /b/ users even old enough the vote?
>>44032150
So 4chan, basically?
open source board made in javascript and using nodejs
images, music, webm allowed
There's a lot of people reacting to limitations moot put on 4chan without considering WHY they were implemented.
As a reminder: the goal is to nurture a good community, not have as many features as possible. It's quite common for nice-to-have features to actually HARM the community.
Also, the back end matters the least - focusing on it is normally wasting your time.
>>44043409
>>44036429
>>44036214
you're a legend, i'd use your site
>>44036511
>>44036579
>burger buttons
No thanks, m8.
>>44045587
I have good news and bad news. The good news is that this thread inspired me to start messing around with web coding again and reserve a URL with a special custom top level domain. I even started planning out the database in I forget which normal form, probably about 2nd normal form, in a spreadsheet. Spreadsheets as databases bad, spreadsheets as database layout visuals good.
The bad news is that I'm currently struggling somewhat with a fairly basic PHP self-submit form. I haven't much talent or experience with web dev, and not that much time to work on thisproject, but I'll give it a go anyways.
>>44031862
Well said sir
upvoted
>>44034673
none of us do
Just like no one on /o/ has a car
>>44044603
>How thought out was this, really?
I'm not one of the devs, so I don't know how much thought was put into it; I'm just reiterating what they told me.
I guess I also forgot to mention that the "user pages" would be public to everyone.
>Do you get how narcissism works?
Narcissists just want to show the world how amazing(ly obnoxious) they are. If the community had an archive of everything that someone has said under a tripcode, why wouldn't you think they'd be heavily scrutinized? Part of the reason why tripfags derail threads so much is because newfags take their bait; that or trolls being trolls, but I like to think it's the former. Much like twitter profiles, you'd have treat yourself as a public figure when using a tripcode lest the community digs through your post history.
>>44045728
>The bad news is that I'm currently struggling somewhat with a fairly basic PHP self-submit form.
Don't use PHP?
>>44045828
But I'm worse at Perl and don't know Python or Javascript let alone AJAX, or Python either. I'll be learning some Python later this semester, though.
Basically, PHP is the easiest and most familiar web language I know.
I guess I could always do it in Scala and just take forever but make it nice. Easy enough to rewrite in another language once the structure is there, in any case.
Looks like somebody is trying to summon MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>44031838
>moo
>>44045874
php is easymode
>>44031807
If you were reported by a user, you would be redirected to a page containing a random image pulled from the e621 tags
>dragon penis gay
This would either cut down on shitposting or greatly encourage it
>>44048364
the latter probably
>>44048453
rolling for banpage
>>44048364
>>44048453
>>44048475
now we're cookin
>>44036214
>accounts
>required for any reason at all
>not allowed to post anything violent (like the Guantanomo leaks) because muh feelinz
You are a gigantic faggot.
>>44036214
>forced anon
Anon has never done anything but make sites shitholes. Shii was a fool.
Forced names.
>Make site ugly as fuck for newcomers
>90s Geocities default Page Appearance
>Hard to Navigate
>Hidden Yotsuba theme
>Images off by default
>On-site thread archives and indexing
>Trips must be approved by moderators for creators only
>Sound for webm
>Have a red board for furries
>Make /mlp/ a red board
>Separate comics and cartoons into 2 separate boards.
>Banish Animated Sitcoms on /co/ to /tv/
>Each board has its own user maintained sticky/wiki
>>44037028
>>44037107
Tomorrow theme is best, your themes have too much white.
>>44049476
tommorow+flux 5lyfe
>>44031838
Poole confirmed to be a cow irl
>>44031807
I would require it to run on the open source GNIX system.
>>44031807
I would track down IP addresses and make sure that the IP address has atleast a week of activity in the boards before letting it post.
So basically, going to be making a private phone app image board.
What if /g/ makes an imageboard that is only accessible through the private phone app, newfag-proofing would include a week of lurking before postan bla bla bla.
Then access to imageboards would have to be code based like channels and servers on IRC.
I'm spewing ideas everywhere but I think this is a good idea, I just need to reconstruct it properly so I can describe it in detail
>>44034673
When you have nginx, you automatically have a php interpreter built-in, anyone who has a brain can make an imageboard
also
RTFM
>>44050523
>When you have nginx, you automatically have a php interpreter built-in
Wow. Just wow.
No, you don't.
>>44050538
Oh, I thought it works just like Apache.
I'm an idiot and I use xampp
forced anon with ID tags in new threads
I would add a function for you to print out the funny maymays
>>44051441
wtf this shit 4chan is supposed to be "full anon" forums but banning proxies and tor? kek
A good /g/ replacement would require you knowing enough to check the source of the one of the fake boards to get to the real ones.
The fake boards are full of automated trolling.
>>44048343
Right, which is why I'm using it.
I ended up getting the form to work and even do some neat extras before I slept, so I feel more confident now.
>>44048364
Now this is lateral thinking.
But how I would do it is:
Beside each post is a "dildo" button. Dildos can be taken as a sign of either approval or disapproval and would have no real purpose, wouldn't be actual upvotes or downvotes.
Each user (by IP probably) has 10 dildos they can throw per day, without rollover. Dildos amassed appears as a visual representation of a given size/shape of dildo, with mouseover text saying exactly how many dildos the dildo represents.
>>44048595
>accounts required
>"you CAN create a free account"
You are a gigantic illiterate.
>>44048750
So fuck off to any given forum. Oh, what's that, you don't want to? Forums are absolute shit despite embracing pseudonymity? It's almost like "personal reputation" is some medieval voodoo bullshit to get people to not express themselves originally, and objective, impersonal, anonymous blacklisting is an impartial and holistic solution to repetitive shitposting and stuff that will get a website taken down, without quelling interesting and original thought or burying it under the premature judgement of superficial, inconsistent cultural pedantry. Get rekt fgt.
Protip: Shii thought of nothing original.
>>44048987
>On-site thread archiving and indexing
>wankingstartlogic.jpg
Enjoy your storage fees lol. Unless you make it Wikipedia-tier efficient where it strips all of the ugly bullshit out of the page and saves it as text fields only and no files.
>>44050474
Enforced lurking period, I like it. Easily avoidable, but anyone who knows how to change their IP and bothers will be either a good poster or an obvious shitposter.
>private phone app
Good idea, that way you'd get a board full of just newfags who stumble upon /g/!
Come on, you want a community of phone browsers and posters?
>>44051441
We were talking about my hypothetical chan. I probably wouldn't have the motivation/skill/inclination to make or find a big list of proxies, VPNs, and Tor exit nodes.
>>44051467
>wtf this shit 4chan is supposed to be "full anon" forums
Lurk moar faggot, 4chan is in no way "full anon".
>>44052054
Actually, a fairly good idea in theory. In practice it would probably be a circlejerk, but "secret boards" is always cool to try out.
>>44031838
>>44049916
I lost it.
>>44031807
>www.newchan.org
>Asks to sign in with your facebook account
>When you do, ban the IP forever
>>44031807
>>44031838
Can we actually call you moo from now on, or will you ban us?
Shadow bans
Shitposters gets put on a fake board with automated bots reposting threads from years ago. The shitposters will reply but will never get any response back.
>>44031807
It would be just like 4chan except the website design wouldn't look like shit.
420chan except not being dead every other week.
>>44049476
>>44049505
Tomorrow theme for you guise.
>>44052488
That honestly looks good.
It has contrast while using soft dark colors.
>>44036511
>>44036579
>>44036780
>>44037107
>>44052488
Someone email moot this design and ask him politely what he thinks of it?
>>44052616
No.
4chan is not something for browsing on your phone.
Fuck your phone, incidentally.
>>44052616
I can tell you right now that its shit and you should feel bad.
>>44052488
looks disgusting
>>44052658
>>44052683
It could be the mobile version you wankers.
>>44032113
It would have to be moderated otherwise every suggestion would be a cp board
>>44052709
Fuck mobile versions. Use a real browser or fuck off.
>>44052709
>mobile version
It's like no one's ever heard of adaptive web design, wtf /g/?
>>44052753
You want that anon's design to be on the desktop too?
You're worse than everyone.
>>44052763
I don't want that anon's design to be anywhere on anything, and I don't think you get what adaptive web design is. His design is definitely static.
>>44052816
4chan's design is also static at the moment.
His design would be viable above Futaba's code for example.
>>44052829
Futaba's code is shit and this would make it shittier.
Do you have any idea what you're even trying to discuss, or are you just responding to feel included?
>>44052873
Well I know me some HTML and CSS and JS.
So I know what's what.
Moot wouldn't change 4chan much, so that design would be easy for him to implement over 4chan's garbled code..
>>44052917
>Well I know me some HTML and CSS and JS.
>
>So I know what's what.
Please tell me you're joking.
>>44052917
>Well I know me some HTML and CSS and JS.
>So I know what's what.
Oh is that the bar for understanding the concept of adaptive web development? I didn't realize.
Jump back, this guy knows what's what.
Are you also taking CS III?
>>44052931
For website design, those three suffice.
>>44052942
I learnt those three languages at home.
And a bit of Google shows me the concept of adaptive web design with examples.
Also, for website design, those three suffice.
>>44052984
>I learnt those three languages at home.
Wow! You didn't even go to school and have a professor read out of a textbook or off of a website out loud for you?
Super 1337, bro!
>a bit of Google shows me the concept
Oh good, knowing the concept surely means you'll implement it right! Surely it won't just look broken as fuck on all displays.
But don't let me discourage you, please, by all means give it your best. We need more adaptive webdev.
>>44053050
>implying adaptive web design isn't just making the site look passable and friendly in every user case scenario.
Easy peasy.
Also,
>implying HTML/CSS and JS not the most easy languages to learn on your own
>>44053104
No. It's not. It's dynamic scaling and alteration, which is why you don't just fucking Google the concepts, because you don't know ever fucking user case scenario, which is the initial problem that adaptive web design is meant to address.
everyone is mod
Bring back the original 4chan and ban anyone that steps out of line.
Actually get mods that actively moderate, not sit and shit over each other in IRC and only listen to reports. (not all of them mind you, but most!)
Snacks was pretty much the only one to actually tell moot to get fucked and ban whoever the fuck he wanted for even minor things. THAT is what 4chan needs. Sorely. Not fucking passive faggots.
Force IDs on everyone.
This site was never intended for anonymous discussion. Fuck you Shii. Stay the fuck on your wapanese boards. Cunt.
Pay to make more than 2 threads in a period. You can reply as many times as you want though. Just like my /f/.. ish.
Ban any weeaboo, westaboo, and any other retards that shitpost. Constantly.
Every single time moot has wanted to bring back the old 4chan, he and the moron brigade have ALWAYS given up.
I dunno about you, but I would personally have a fucking lot of fun banning retards all day every day.
Ban any new 4chan culture. It is shit. You are shit for liking it.
Bring back /z/.
Bring back /5/.
Make a /dev/ board, kill /gd/, /3/ and other dev boards and move them there. This is what EVERYONE wanted, but instead the fucking moron made a board that was against his own board request policies in that he wouldn't make boards with little scope, that he would make them cover as much as possible.
/dev/ would have been a godsend for content creation on this site. From VN to games to music to animation.
Nope, let's fragment the community even more.
There is about a billion other things. But they will never happen because moot likes this new fucking faggotsite and his pretentious ideals of anonymous discussion.
This site was literally started out of fucking attention whoring and was like that for 4 years.
>>44053709
Which "original 4chan"?
WT was a drama queen and a pedo, loose moderation is the only saving grace of 4chan.
>Force IDs on everyone.
>This site was never intended for anonymous discussion.
>Fuck you Shii
>wapanese boards as opposed to 4chan
Simply amazing cognitive dissonance.
>pay for exposure and influence
No.
>moot ever wanting to "bring back the old 4chan"
Nice meme.
>This site was literally started out of fucking attention whoring and was like that for 4 years.
Which is the element of "old 4chan" you seem to want to bring back, more attention-whoring.
>>44053709
It seems like it's you who should leave 4chan.
only boards for Japanese culture
>>44053886
But what about ponies?
>>44053709
get a load of this baka gaijin
