ITT: /g/ related humor
>>51662225
A gig, is 1024mb.
I believe you sir, are trespassing on my green verdant grass.
>>51662325
999<1024 faggot. even some manufacturers round to 1000 so the joke stands no matter what a 'gig' is...
faggot...
>>51662350
What the fuck did you just fuck say about me, you little proprietary bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FSF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Apple patents, and I have over 300 confirmed bug fixes. I am trained in Free Software Evangelizing and I'm the top code contributer for the entire GNU HURD. You are nothing to me but just another compile time error. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fuck words. You think you can get away with saying that fuck to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am building a GUI using GTK+ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fuck dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can decompile you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Model M. Not only am I extensively trained in EMACS, but I have access to the entire arsenal of LISP functions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little fuck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuck tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fuck Freedom all over you and you will drown in it. You're fuck debugged, kiddo.
>>51662350
>even some manufacturers round to 1000
Being this new.
>>51662325
>A gig, is 1024
Learn fucking si prefixes faggot
>>51662375
I refuse, 1k is 1024 bytes. 1meg is 1024k.
Its always been that way, it always will be.
Only millennials and sjw's think otherwise.
tfw a joke gets ruined by autists getting triggered by incorrect usage of terms
>not knowing the difference between gigabyte and gibibyte.
>>51662387
>anon in 1300
>the world is flat, always has been, always will be
>marco polo is a faggot
>>51662407
Its power of 2.
What next? 10 bits in a byte? 5 bits in a nybble?
gtfo.
>>51662225
Can you upload the original without the text, please
>>51662387
>Its always been that way
But that's wrong you fucking retard. 1k has always been 1000 from the beginning of computer hardware manufacturing (i.e. all transmission speeds have always been 1000-based), not even mentioning the time before computers even existed.
>>51662369
GTFO
>>51662325
A GiB is 1024 MiBs you derp. A GB will always and forever be 1000 MBs. Educate yourself.
>Nvidia/Intel benchmarks
>>51662387
I am with you.
A "gig" (what normal people mean with this" is 1024 megabytes.
1k means "1000".
>>51662486
he said "humor", not "cringe"
>>51662486
Imagine how happy is the girl who received this.
Anyone has the Intel vs AMD 'more cores' chart?
>>51662486
fucking shit tier waifu
the least he could have done was name it after the science horse
>>51662512
enjoy some oc from 4 years ago
Historically, the term has also been used in some fields of computer science and information technology to denote the gibibyte, or 1073741824 (10243, 230) bytes. The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE) defined the unit accordingly for the use in power switchgear. In 2000, however, IEEE adopted the International Electrotechnical Commission (IEC) recommendation, which uses the metric prefix interpretation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibibyte
So, since the year 2000, 1000MB would be the correct answer.
>>51662517
If only they knew human twilight would eventually become a real official thing
>>51662433
The transmission speeds indeed were using the SI version of prefixes, but anything regarding the memory was using 2^10 for kilo, 2^20 for mega, etc. It just didn't make sense to use base-10 notation in a system that was fundamentally base-2. Then someone pointed out that the prefixes were not SI-compatible (which is I think the only point where Americans were arguing for the SI system rather than against it), and thus the KiB/kB, MiB/MB, etc. division was created. Those units were created in 1998 and still aren't widely recognized (so when I see MB I still don't know if the author meant 2^20 or 10^6).
>>51662499
Thought that was some Greek ruins for a sec
>>51662552
>9gag
i started a band called one thousand and twenty-three megabytes
i have autism
(death to all 1000mb idi*ts)
>>51662620
>>51662642
Fucking brutal
>>51662325
>>51662369
>>51662642
holy fuck that was savage
>>51662672
I bet they felt the butt-hertz after getting that wrong
>>51662633
something about this image just makes me really happy.
>>51662767
pls
>>51662642
>>51662664
>>51662724
I don't get it.
>>51662387
>>51662430
>doesn't understand SI prefixes
>hates it regardless
SI prefixes don't specify how many bits fit in a byte, rather it specifies the correct multiplication name and value https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_prefix
>>51662350
The manufacturers of HDDs are correct, as they advertise the right prefix regarding their disks. Customers however don't understand that 1 kilobyte is simply 1000 bytes, as kilo denotes a power of ten (10^3), like it has always. The customer is wrong to expect a kibibyte (1024 bytes, 2^10) for the correct advertised kilobyte. Obviously this applies to bigger multiplications to reflect modern HDD storage capacity, but my example is just a simplification.
>>51662476
>normal people
They're normal because they're wrong? Are we weird because we're right?
>>51662499
>>51663032
>muh kibibibis
literally nobody cares.
nobody.
>>51663091
1 anon != 7.3 billion people
>>51662767
Stop.
>>51662572
took a while to notice the joystick wasn't just another dildo
>>51663232
Thanks anon, I needed to zoom in on that picture just to double check.
>>51662920
The image's file name has "(1)" in it. Hence, he downloaded twice.
>>51662476
this. or else, why am I bring fucked over with space when buying a "1 TB" harddrive AMD receiving 750 gb?
>>51663428
Corrupted sectors in manufacturing. That's not the same thing
>>51662225
/g/
>>51662486
jesus christ, i threw up in my mouth a bit.
>>51662574
> It just didn't make sense to use base-10 notation in a system that was fundamentally base-2.
True that, there are new prefix names for them.
>implying solving this ambiguity is bad
>>51662486
This looks rather cute actually. Would buy for my daughter.
>>51664039
But what happens when she turns 7 and grows out of ponies?
>>51662225
1023
>>51664058
Then I use it
>>51664039
s/ daughter/self/
>>51664058
he can take it down to the basement where his son lives
>>51662486
some work went into that, which I can respect
hell of a lot more consistent that some other fuckers shitbox
>>51663500
250gb of corrupted sectors?? return that shit.
>>51663428
iirc a 1TB drive measured in 1000b = 1mb format will read as approx 934gb on windows due to the 1024b = 1mb format they use.
>>51664148
>1000 bytes = 1 megabyte
proofread your shitposting sempai
>>51664155
oh well, I was close enough. The point about bad sectors remains.
>>51663232
wut?
>>51663232
Shit, I have the same joystick.
>>51662486
Redefines the word virgin
>>51662486
I'd like to read a build log of how he went about painting the case. Is it as easy as spraypainting all of the removable bits pink and spraypainting the case yellow? I imagine the horse and butterflies are just decals that he had printed from high res images he found online. The casing for the video card looks entirely custom.
>>51664216
goddammit, i wasnt prepared for these feels.
would it kill you to add a trigger warning you shitlord?
>>51664292
>build a rig for his daughter
>has a daughter
>virgin
And no, I don't want to believe anything else is going on.
>>51664058
>women
>growing up
>>51662511
Holy fuck thats an old /k/ image
>>51664304
>>build a rig for his daughter
yeah sure
>>51662225
>>>/9gag/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/imgur/
>>51662497
>loving a Mary sue
You have shit tastes.
>>51664058
Give it to your son.
>>51662512
>science horse
denying that you watch mlp this hard
>>51664187
he didn't mistake kde for windows 7, he wanted HIS windows 7 to look like kde.
>tripfags being retarded as usual
>>51662511
*gentoo intensifies*
>>51662642
OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh
>>51662672
FALSE.
I'ts GHz, duh
>>51662511
>the guy with the paper bag ">:3" and airsoft gun
everytime
>>51663091
>i like being ignorant because its less erffort!
>>51664418
Who said anything about denying?
>>51662672
>>51664452
It's GFLOPS, duh.
>>51664304
>believing that's for his daughter
>4chan
>>51664216
>>51662511
literally call the FBI on those freaks
AMDs Linux drivers
>>51664216
Future looks bright.
>>51662486
>>51662497
>>51662512
>>51664039
>>51664113
>>51664295
A humor thread with legitimate responses to a picture, and a mod is is triggered enough delete it, meanwhile
>>51662620 remains. the fuck is wrong with this people?
>>51662580
>ignoring that the image is actually somewhat funny in order to comment on the site it came from
>>51666435
Mods on 4chan are faggots the likes of moot, and also sudo sends emails to root.
>>51666435
I love this one
Hello reddit!
>>51662453
that reminds me of a Linus Shill Tips video I've seen recentlyhttps://youtu.be/djvZaHHU4I8?t=8m40s
>>51666530
If it's from 9gag and makes anyone over the age of ten laugh or chuckle audibly, then it's probably not actually from 9gag. The shitter that made the site just watermarks everything, because even shit as stupid and ebin as memes is now for profit and recognition, and not just for the sake of being stupid on the internet. We're living in an age where acting like a retard on the computer has morphed into a social/economic tool.
>>51662642
He killed it.
>>51662369
Back to reddit, just go
I like how OP just started a shit storm and left, meanwhile I just brought life to this thread with a few oldies
>>51662325
1 GB = 1000 MB
1 GiB = 1024 MiB
>1024mb
You even got the casing *and* the spacing wrong, fucking retard.
>>51663370
how does he know this unless he's done it?
>>51662387
No, it's just that retards like you have always existed. It's standardised; stop arguing.
>>51662395
tfw when they triggered by their own incorrectness
>>51663428
Some systems measure in binary format and incorrectly label it as base 10 format.
>>51662599
http://physics.nist.gov/Pubs/SP811/sec04.html#table5
>>51663117
>everything is le regular programming
This is English. Use ≠.
>>51664063
http://physics.nist.gov/Pubs/SP811/sec04.html#table5
>>51668727
Newfag detected
>>51662577
I think thats the idea sampu
>>51662577
my exact thought.
>>51669179
That's a false quotation, anon.
>>51669245
tfw am newfag and got called 'anon' for the first time
/g/ in all it's glory.
>>51669132
this is not funny.
>>51669269
scott adams is the worst
>>51669332
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKjctTWIsw
>>51669286
What face?
>>51669054
Do you put a (1) at the end of the filename of each picture you save?
![mq1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4F5sPDW.jpg "mq1[1].jpg")
>>51669363
>>51669286
Feels good man.
>>51669363
>What face
I always thought tfw meant That Feel When.
>>51669363
>tfw
The word "face" is not in this acronym
>>51662642
Lmfao
a classic
>>51668669
is that bill?
jumping over stallman?
>>51669093
it's 8 bits to a byte you dumb fuck.
should be 8 hobbits to one hobyte.
dumb fucking fuck.
>>51669031
>Not enjoying the glory of 1024 milibits
>>51662387
No, one kibibyte is 1024 bytes. One mibibyte is 1024 kibibytes. Learn numerical bases you uneducated prick.
>>51662387
holy shit i didnt think people could be this retarded
>>51671108
Quick, delete this post before someone makes fun of you
>>51669037
Made me smile, saved.
>>51671152
make me, cunt.
8 bits = 1 byte.
>>51671302
>8 bits = 1 byte
8 hobbits = 1 hobbyte.
You seem confused.
>>51671369
look at the photo again.
8 hobbytes, one hobbit.
8 bytes, one bit.
you dun goofed
>>51671694
1 Frodo = 1 Hobbit
8 Frodos = 8 Hobbits = 1 Hobbyte
>>51671694
I see what you mean but you whoever made it clearly meant that one Frodo is one bit and therefore 8 frodos would be one byte. The half that says Hobbyte does not represent 8 units but instead is one which has 8 constituent parts.
>>51671108
look at this fucking retard
>>51669099
Excellent.
>>51671741
there's 8 hobbytes and one hobbit.
>>51671853
I'm looking at you, retard.
>>51671959
Fucking hell you are the dumbest person I've ever come across
ONE Frodo is called a HobBIT
Then EIGHT Frodos will be a HobBYTE
Just admit you're retarded and delete your posts you autistic fuck
>>51671959
No, there's 9 Hobbits in total. One on the left, and eight on the right, those eight making one Hobbyte.
>>51672037
1 bit =/= 8 bytes.
Jesus fucking Christ did you hit your head as a child?
>>51672153
No one has said or even implied that each side of that image is of equal value.
>>51672153
My God, you were born without your brain weren't you?
The image does not state that both are equal. The right side shows 8 Frodos (so 8 bits), and the left shows 1 Frodo (1 bit). The word under it is what they're calling the image.
>>51672153
>=/=
=/= != ≠
>Jesus fucking Christ
That's Jesus masturbation.
>>51669187
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poZCINzxzrQ
>>51672175
>My God, you were born without your brain weren't you?
I don't think there was ever a medical case that someone was born lacking their brain.
>>51672175
they're giving the images the wrong names.
swap the hobbit with the hobbyte and it's fixed.
>>51672175
looks like you've bumped your head very hard as a child, to cause this much brain damage.
>>51672166
that image is wrong.
>all these people ITT that don't understand why equating 1000MB to 1GB is wrong
>>51662395
>go to a technology board
>misuse technical terms
>get butthurt
>>51662225
a gigabyte is 1x10^9 bytes
idiot
thats what giga means
>>51662225
>>51662325
This shit seems to be doing the round on Jewbook. Giving "nerds" a chance to show how clever and pedantic they are.
They are wrong.
>>51662395
This.
999 MB is still less than a gig you fucking autist retards.
