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First day on job stories 2016-07-16 08:53:10 Post No. 55598444
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First day on job stories Anonymous 2016-07-16 08:53:10 Post No. 55598444 [Report]

>first day at job
>hey anon welcome to our team, here is a "REST API" built in PHP for a social app
>We need to rewrite this lumen framework.
>open project files
>straight php files
>"include config.php"
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>code full of mysql_query() calls with concatenated $_GET[] variables
>mysql_select_db()
>no pdo used whatsoever
>full of variables likes $rows, $rowss, $rowssss
>FML.png

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 09:07:25 Post No.55598539
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 09:07:25 Post No.55598539 [Report]

>be at network devices rebranding branch or whatever
>had to do so cleaning
>some switches cases
>cut myself when grabbing one of those
>blood fucking everywhere
>everybody laughs
>case dirtier than it was before
>boss mad
>spend half an hour trying to stop the bleeding
>come back
>blood still spills somewhere
>boss got you bandages and treats you like child
>get nickname bloody anon, every worker knows you by the end of the week and calls you that

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 09:09:47 Post No.55598561
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 09:09:47 Post No.55598561 [Report]

>motorcycle rental place
>wash bikes, take out trash, etc
>tired and bored and hot halfway through day
>want to go smoke weed and play gta
>quit

owned

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Anonymous 2016-07-16 10:24:18 Post No.55599157
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Anonymous 2016-07-16 10:24:18 Post No.55599157 [Report]

>>55598539
Sue for unsafe work conditions.
Workman's compensation.
Have last laugh.